Posts Tagged ‘ twitter ’

• I vote #theU (shortest) RT @JStud_ Miami Hurricanes fans, ONE hashtag for the season? #unation #gocanes #theu vote #theu #
• @taxtweet What is your blog platform? Maybe (MAYbe) I can help? in reply to taxtweet #
• .@slavetofashion @emil285 What. Cathy. SAID! sarcasm included! #HangsHeadInShame #
• Wooo hooo! AustInnovation! #
• Day 3 of Torchy's. Fuel for my editing FIRE! Today: no distractions. #
• @laniar I'm ENTJ. in reply to laniar #
• @laniar it must be part of why we get along so well…. in reply to laniar #
• @skanave @laniar suppposedly, we are the world's leaders. (bwwwaaaahhhh hahhhha aaaahahhhhaaahhhahaaahhhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha) in reply to skanave #
• Almost over all the drama I caused in the last ~hr. Almost. I truly don't deserve da members o my family who ALL love me unconditionally. #
• @laniar Yep. there were only three world leaders…uh huh. ;P in reply to laniar #
• @laniar Ben AfflecK? really? Where is the icon for "I'm crying I'm laughing so hard" expression ? leader. ha! in reply to laniar #
• @laniar Besides, every MBTI combination has its famous folk. in reply to laniar #
• sailing. I need more sailing in my life. …even if it's just a little SunFish styled boat. #
• @laniar As always, I apprecaite the giggles…. in reply to laniar #
• @austindirtydog @bryankemp @jeremya Clearly: we need to start a small sailing club! #
• @jeremya @bryankemp @austindirtydog I'd be up for a group sail! I routinly bring powerful sustenance in reply to jeremya #
• I have a teddy bear named Parker. He's an occasional portrait model and/or prop. #
• Lunch date with a great friend…that I don't get too see often enough. Woo hoo! #
• @incslinger I love @venmo !!! in reply to incslinger #
• @incslinger Recently, I paid for an online order. I've also paid for my share of hosting a wedding/baby shower. in reply to incslinger #
• @mickeygomez Thanks Mickey. We are so happy with him (and vice versa, it seems) and fell warm/fuzzy about all the good we did, too! in reply to mickeygomez #
• I love it when I watch an old movie (Dead Again) & recognize an actor from a current show I watch (The Closer). Raymond Cruz FTW. #
• Google map/list showing roads closed due to flooding http://bit.ly/d2gUHJ #ATXFlooding #Austin #ATX v @kokabella @Allison_Peacock #
• I didn't plan my day very well…and now I'm hungry and nowhere near food. #
• There is a special place in hell for whomever signed me up for political
  emails. #ew #rightpartywrongapproach #
• My phone is seriously messed up today. Calling random people when I dial
  into voice mail. #HurricaneHermine #
• So, I tweet phone problems and THEN you people start calling me? Who do you
  think you all are, @omarg or @laniar ? #
• LOL @omarg: @LoriLuza @laniar I didn't think we'd cornered the market on harassment. But I'll take it. #
• In case you missed it, @emil285 and I have a new kitty: http://texasbluelime.com/ #
• Yep…a few more 'NO's will follow in the next few weeks. I am both full and frustrated. Runs the full gamut. #
• 1 more time: Lead, follow, or get out of the way. Not everyone can be happy, but everyone should at least be cordial/polite/constructive. #
• @deekgeek OMG SWEETNESS!!!! We rescued a kitty this weekend, too! in reply to deekgeek #
• RT @zandungabistro In no. VA 4 little sister's wedding. Miss the independently owned business of austin. I've seen 20 ihops & craplebees #
• @redwhiteandgrew CONGRATS!! in reply to redwhiteandgrew #
• @deekgeek Yes ma'am. http://bit.ly/cCBreO (just scroll down) in reply to deekgeek #
• @deekgeek GREAT name! in reply to deekgeek #
• WordPress users using mobile plugins: anyone know of a way to create an exception for iPad users so they see the real design/template? #
• RT @realpatriots: 50 years ago today the Boston Patriots played the Denver Broncos in the first ever AFL regular-season game. #
• @emil285 whatever. #outlaws in reply to emil285 #
• Care what your website "looks/feels" like, then produce content to fill it up. I can't work magic all by myself. #ImJustAVolunteer #
• @andreaschulle @IleenieWeenie it's really smart for Jews & Christians to share worship space. Wonder if that happens anywhere but #Austin in reply to andreaschulle #
• @IleenieWeenie @andreaschulle True. Any given w/e a lot of people are sick/vacation/whatev. But Holy days bring out the whole fam damily. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @imrphoto @IleenieWeenie @andreaschulle yeah, like the entire Old Testament! in reply to imrphoto #
• dear @ABCfamily, you HAVE to lower the commercial volume. Blows me out of the room! So, I skip them & HATE you. I should delete you. #
• "Gowalla no longer appears in your News Feed." Bullshit! Really, facebook, how much is Gowalla $ing u 2 stay in our feeds? #
• RT @TourismCurrents: If you're on Twitter and tweeting, we assume you're also listening/responding. When you don't, people are disappointed. #
• @idodoodle Gowalla only works on a handfull of devices (iPhone). Don't mind seeing things here/there, but hate how it permeates my fb feed. in reply to idodoodle #
• @newmedialab I use Google from my toolbar 99% of the time. So, I don't notice the new searching. Have to look for it. in reply to newmedialab #
• A Tail of Two Kitties. It was the darkest of times it was the lightest of times http://twitpic.com/2n0qip #
• Woo hoooo! RT @crredwards Off for a grand adventure with @dmedwards. I'll let you know when we need the bail money. #
• It's Great to be a Miami Hurricane! Go 'Canes!!! Can't wait for tomorrow's game! #theU #
• #FF A Few Friends @PaulettePGM @Pats4Me @84jordan @BethylEthyl @emil285 @idodoodle #
• hey, parunts, if u can't carry the baby w/out a stroller the size of a SmartCar, then don't go2 busy places #worlddoesntrevolvearoundyourkid #
• Really noticing how much stronger my arms are getting! #cool #
• TY! @Allison_Peacock @LIVESTRONGTEXAS @DrewCarls @SDVeloSocial @dsenyard @jonesiedoll @CMJ519 @kurtbradley @AustinBrevita @LoriLuza #FF #
• @HaleyOdom I know someone who threw his back out by sneezing. #
• Sick of local biz's "follow us on Twitter" who only follow a few peeps. TWO-WAY street. Get involved, first, then ask. #
• @DramaFreeLiving You said it! This one follows 15 peeps and has ~1400 followers. I'd think they want to know what their cust's are saying! in reply to DramaFreeLiving #
• Pics???? Would love to see the campus day before such a big game! @cBonics: So much orange on campus today #GoCanes #TheU #
• @LeGeeGee Oh, I know I did. #goCanes #theU in reply to leGeeGee #
• LOVE it! @ErnieHolmes OSU never looked so good! #GoCanes #theU http://twitpic.com/2n319z via @mynextmile @Jarrod_Robbins #
• Cute! (yes, it IS SFW) RT @SexCigarsBooze: Bored at work? http://twitpic.com/2n3lre #
• RT @stem08 TWENTY-FOUR more hours til paybacks! ARE Ready????? #TheU #GoCanes! #
• Love that one. @BryanPerson @ChrisBrogan WordPress types: check out the cool editorial calendar plugin http://c.hris.cc/oxn #
• @Rocknrealty @laniar Y'all should all chip in on a group babysitter at some place near the #BATHH in reply to Rocknrealty #
• Why are the gnats back in #Austin ? #ew #
• RT @theREALkrunk Dear Ohio, Board up your windows; there's a Category 5 Hurricane forecast for tomorrow! #TheU #GoCanes #
• sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who plans my life more than one day ahead. le sigh. #
• protective or paranoid: guy at a WiFi coffee shop where EVERYONE is working from a laptop take's his computer to the BATHROOM with him. ew. #
• @crredwards I thought you were having an "adventure" today?? What's over there? (Yeah, we go to that Torchy's 1-2 times a WEEK!) #
• Accessibility is hot! http://twitpic.com/2n7wi1 #
• LOLing at the late-night Twitter LOVE b/w @BethylEthyl and @84jordan I love you, both, too! #
• Whoosh whoosh! University of Miami #Austin alumni/fans at The Daily Grill. 12noon pre-game. 3pm kickoff. #theU #
• Sign of fall: the Halloween store is open! Yippie! #halloweenismyfave #
• I was at work at Texas A&M Libraries. I found out via an email/text from @emil285. We all went to a large media room to watch. #wherewereyou #
• Whoosh whoosh: Bobby Bowden picks Miami and Corso picks Ohio State. The football gods smile upon Miami! #theU #gocanes #
• We've got some 'Canes over here! Whoosh whoosh! At The Daily Grill at The Domain in #Austin #theU #
• RT @crredwards RT @JohnFugelsang: Dear mosque protestor: I'm not a fashion expert but your 'never forgive' sign clashes w/your crucifix. #
• #theU Matt Bosher extra point attempt is good. Hurricanes (Miami) 7, Buckeyes (Ohio St.) 3. (AP) #
• ow. Ow. OW! #
• So lemme get this str8: I'm good enough 4 this (kinda lame) thing, but not worthy of ur (bigger) party? Tit 4 TAT, MFers. Next time: "no." #
• @techjane I was also sad ur team lost. Not only do I believe in our healthy rivalry, an FSU win wld've been in our best interests. #theU in reply to techjane #
• Also, I have very little respect for those who Tweet w/o credit to the original author. It's not like it's difficult. #

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• RT @GO_DJ215: #GoCanes #SwagU #ItsAllAboutTheU #HurricaneSeason #theU #whooshwhoosh #
• Oh the world of Twitter is grand. I just heard something on the radio that was on Twitter last week… #
• heh. @emil285 Our song just shuffled to the top on my iPod. <3 #
• Drat. Late for too much of my own stuff today. #
• Chex mix. #itswhatsfordinner #
• RT @stem08: 72 hours from now, #Canes game 1 will be in the books!!! #TheU #GoCanes #
• TPS! @Rippleon Ppl that have 2 brag abt how in demand they r R probably anything but. Bragging isn't self-promotion, just plain obnoxious. #
• OMG! I'm honored and #verklempt @IleenieWeenie We blogged our faces off! #BlogathonATX http://bit.ly/cwp5Lt #
• I have 2 get my hearing checked. I don't understand ~anyone hardly ever. Also #ineednoisecancellationforbullshit #
• RT @IleenieWeenie: Bible quotes? Immediate unfollow. <— and block. #
• WE just watched the movie Outsourced and now I'm on the phone with someone that epitomizes the stereotype. #NotFunnyIRL ARGH! #
• however, they put me on hold for <5 mins and fixed the problem "like THAT". #tradeoff #
• if an email doesn't offer a plain text version, is there a way to strip out all the "junk"? (so I can forward to my phone?) #
• LOL! @stealingsand If I email you a question & your reply says "Thanks", I'm going to use my best judgment to answer the question myself. #
• friends = LOVE! mwah to you all! #
• one hour behind schedule for the day. Must catch up! #
• RT @stealingsand the @motionographer job board is always hot (not just fx & video, lots of other design opps too) http://bit.ly/aGJpn8 #
• @84jordan As long as it's not me, sure! LOL! in reply to 84jordan #
• RT @SummerH: Writers, learn these things today: insure/ensure, everyday/every day, site/cite/sight. Your readers thank you! <– & to/too/two #
• Do your own job, people (not MY followers, obviously!) Tired of babysitting; can barely do my own; don't have time to do your's, too. #
• RT @stealingsand: @LoriLuza though/through, loose/lose…the list is endless. cc @SummerH #
• ditto! RT @jeremya …stupid sinuses! #
• GOOGLE! come ON! WTF? #
• RT @hurricanesports: Capital One Mascot Bowl! Vote for Sebastian http://bit.ly/nmDTN #gocanes #theU #NFLU #
• I'm going to cry. Now, I already am. #dammit or, to quote Butters, "awww darn it all to heck." #
• WFT???? #
• Doing a happy dance, which totally makes up for the crappy afternoon: client <3 and a found friend. yay! #todayneedslithium #
• Can I borrow him? @TheJenATX: *sigh* Short Boy's mouth is gonna get him in trouble. It's starting early. #
• @TheJenATX Well, I did this afternoon….. Have you figured his retainer, yet? I'd like to keep him on call! LOL. in reply to TheJenATX #
• @TheJenATX Hey, it might! in reply to TheJenATX #
• I vote that those who didn't help clean up after #blogathonATX chip in on the ticket Mr. Weenie got on the way home on Saturday. boooyah! #
• what if they were vomiting? @IleenieWeenie Could only b worse if there were mimes. @omarg Soc. of Amer. Magicians street magic festival #
• Oh, and Twitter just went wonky. #
• drinking a "redneck sangria". Yeah, it's been one of THOSE days around here. nommmmmm….. #
• @txhoudini School started. Affects teens, college kids, anyone in a college town, parents with children. Virtually everyone. #WoW in reply to txhoudini #
• @midnightferret LOL. red wine poured over ice, splash of strawberry daiquiri mix, splash of s'wberry flavored soda (HEB brand) in reply to midnightferret #
• @willsmom ppppbbbbbllllltttttthhhhh! rainbows come after it rains! @baddmom #
• RT @TheJenATX: RT @damnredhead: OMGWTFSEPTEMBER. #
• @txhoudini I never get the new services early. Maybe they can see that I'm a heavy (but not neat) user? in reply to txhoudini #
• facebook wish: I could block all events outside of a NN mile radius. yeah. #
• @txhoudini I used to get stuff early, too. Figured they just saw I was an early adopter. Now, it's usually 1-2 days after the announcement. in reply to txhoudini #
• well, back to it, y'all. Laters. #
• Fall resolution: I'm going to say "no, thank you," "no," "I can't," and
  "nope!" more often. #
• COME ON, GUYS. ALL CAPS IS NOT A HEADING STYLE and hasn't been since the
  day/age of TYPEWRITERS! Use the Shift key and write like a grownup. #
• Hey silver Scion xC TX lic plate: Z23 XYD, please don't be such a jerk. #
• @Pats4Me @imrphoto Thanks for the support. "No" is not a dirty word! #
• Please is usually followed by Thank You. There, I said it. #mannersarecool #
• cool danceing in movies compilation video: http://bit.ly/cOTXNC #
• @84jordan no, of course you weren't! AGE isn't the reason she's obnoxious. She'll be that way at 50, too. #
• It's Great To Be a Miami Hurricane! t-minus 8 hours until kickoff! Whoosh whoosh! #gocanes #theU #
• LOL! RT @baddmom: Happy 90210 day Were you team brandon or team dylan back in the day? #
• @IleenieWeenie I'm sorry to hear of your loss. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• RT @maczter: Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers, Study Finds (TIME) — http://bit.ly/azwctN #
• Maybe I'll buy a lottery ticket today. It's a number-friendly kind of day: 27 80 (8 & 10) 2 and my lucky 12. #
• @Haute4Cake people are always stubborn about hurricane. Try to stay and protect their homes. Think it won't be "that bad". etc. in reply to Haute4Cake #
• .@laniar people complain about that? Whatever for? Each one has it's own personality. #
• @laniar LOL. Besides, no one wants a long commute…. Hey! is there a train stop @conjunctured ? #
• @laurizac LOL! That's priceless! in reply to laurizac #
• .@LaughlinJames @BennRosales I think you forgot the uck in the city name! #
• .@LaughlinJames @BennRosales I think you forgot the uck in the city name! doh! cc @laniar #
• College football, College football, College football, College football, College football. #gocanes #theU cc @wfullerton @JasonStoddard #
• I hate it when I forget to eat and THEN notice I'm about to be late. #
• gah, TweetDeck is wonky for me today. Every time tweets come in, it interrupts whatever I'm typing. What gives? #
• Wow. The nerve of some people. #
• .@LaughlinJames @bennrosales @clear CLEAR SUCKS. Sales staff are smarmy & creepy. Their "support", well, doesn't. SHADY TACTICS, too. #
• I owe @crredwards a big THANK YOU 4 making me laugh during a frustrating moment yesterday, but by the time she sees this, she'll be high. #
• going without my phone for an evening really puts me behind reading those "can't miss" peeps on Twitter. #
• LOL! You're right. Smarmy is too much of a compliment to @clear. :0 @LaughlinJames @bennrosales #
• said the guy from Boston! @BryanPerson: As an Austin guy, this really IS a winter's day for me at the @MinnStateFair #SMBMSP #
• RT @PaulettePGM Sometimes people aren't who they seem to be, and sometimes people are so much more than you originally thought. #
• Allergy hell. Bleh. Fussy kitty. Gah. Gonna be all better soon! #
• Adopting a kitty from the shelter! Panther really took to us. One kitty life saved by us! #
• College kid @ the next table, if u pick a conservative agenda, u've a gr8 future as a Baptist preacher/politician. They cn hear u in Dallas #
• @willsmom @webanna @mllemire Thanks, all, for the kind words. PIcs soon! #lovekitties #
• Oh and BTW, 101 (dalmations) #booyah #
• It's a perfect day for Torchy's Tacos. #
• OH: mom-to-kid: "let's just be quiet." kid-to-mom: "I don't know what that means." reason #22 to remain childfree! #
• RT @stem08: 8 days til we crack that nut! Buckeye! #gocanes #TheU #
• Kitty picked US! RT @emil285 …I think @loriluza did an excellent job of connecting with a new kitty at the shelter. #blackkitten #

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• ok, #WP peeps, do any event calendar plugins actually work? SIMPLE is best for our need. #
• OK, we eneded up with Kino Events Calendar Plugin by Richard Telford http://bit.ly/a1AxAd So far, so good. #WP #
• and this is why auto-DMs are BAAAAAAD: @conceive_plus read what users say about our product http://cli.gs/mTAZa (um, NO! eeewww!!) #
• Either Twitter is slow today or everyone is thrown off by the first day of school. How was traffic in #Austin this am? #atx #
• Eff this day. Stupid 'lucky' coin came untied and is now inside the steering column of my car. #
• RT @devincf: This picture just sums it up. http://twitpic.com/2hoona #
• Speed trap near the #apple campus in #austin #
• RT @djej1: NINE DAYS #gocanes #theU #whooshwhoosh #
• Beautiful weekend outflook for #Austin http://bit.ly/ciT3Wl #ATX whoo hooo! #
• I am so sick of it flaking…and tired of relading it! RT @BennRosales: dude, what's the damn deal with gmail. #
• so TRUE! RT @SheilaS Dear owners of big, fat trucks: did y'all miss the driving lesson about fitting into those white lines in parking lots? #
• Know anyone who needs a survival job? RT @KickButtCoffee: http://austin.craigslist.org/fbh/1916705041.html #
• RT @keithandthegirl TODAY ONLY Buy1 get1 free Keith’s CD/DVDs Type your pick under Instructions to Merchant. Ships 2day http://bit.ly/ap0VSH #
• Early sign of fall: crepe myrtle blossoms blowing around on the ground… #
• Im heading to that area now to park and find it. So, 330, i guess. But i can just hang out for you, too. #
• Maybe im allergic to kombucha? Face is VERY red after a bottle. #
• Gorgeous MOON tonight, #Austin ! #
• @alexanderhill when I was able to do C25K (for a few days) I had a bee-doo transition sound I could overlay upon any song I wanted. in reply to alexanderhill #
• RT @HaleyOdom: Everyone Should Work From Home at Least Once a Week http://tinyurl.com/2c9asy8 (I'm on board with this!) #
• Happy PTBTF Day to @LoriLuza and @emil285 ! In 1999, he said "Will you…" and I said "YES!" We promised to be together forever. #
• our neighborhood sounds like the Fast and the Furios right now. #score #austin #atx #
• While I'm not close, I have a double fouton. @SheilaS: Gen'l Announ't: #SXSWi is every March. You need a place to stay. Plan NOW. #
• BTW, hugs are meant to be tight/strong. If your hug is weak, I will perceive you as that. Ditto for handshakes. #
• RT @daveiam Hey @statesman looks like there is a big fire at the DFW airport on the runway. Photo: http://yfrog.com/n2mkrzj #
• A heliocopter is so close that it shook my keyboard tray a tiny bit. eeek. #
• BWWAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA. ROFLMAO. RT @incslinger Timely post on how to survive the conference season http://bit.ly/aVqhHs #
• Hear HEAR! RT @BigMikeInAustin: I vote that @Gowalla changes their name to @iPhoneAppWithoutVision #
• Yeppers. I'd listen to @TheJenATX stations, too. @incslinger Wish Pandora would let me share an entire station w/Twitter. #
• anyone else having trouble with FireFox this week? gah. #
• @Schmooperz getting ready to kick FF to the curb! in reply to Schmooperz #
• ha! is that an Aggie ring? RT @statesman …pics of the day gallery. Guy in No. 7 needs an aspirin http://bit.ly/bCQsID #
• @pchaney At least it wasn't "BLING the Blog"! LOL. #rebcorl in reply to pchaney #
• @BigMikeInAustin Hit me up next time. I go there a lot, but can't today. in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• RT @emil285: It was so hot the other day that there were cars at Highland Mall in Austin. #
• Amazing how 90-something derees can feel cool after days of triple digits! #
• Parking machine line is loooonnng. Stupid badly programmed machine spitting errors and refusing cash. #
• Pizza parlour anniversary date with @emil285. On this day in 1999, he said "Will you?" and I said, "YES!" #
• I think it's funny that Taco Bell's Cantina tacos are for a limited time only. Think it's b/c they won't commit to anything fresh? #
• She can "bring home the bacon & fry it up in a pan!" @daveiam @JasonStoddard @laniar Enjoli http://Ez.com/h7vx #
• Dear @emil285 Thank you for a lovely celebratory evening! I'd say "YES!" all over again! #
• RT @LevelTen_Colin: I can't possibly think of a reason why I'd "like" my student loan provider on Facebook. v @stealingsand #
• RT @austindirtydog: Please help me win just by RT! Healthy SW Eggroll recipe: http://www.twitpic.com/2i3tp7 #ATXFoodFight @WholeFoodsATX #
• @austindirtydog YW! I know I've had portraits on the evenings of all the #BATHH events…so BUSY! but good! How are YOU? in reply to austindirtydog #
• @SheSellsFWTX in reply to SheSellsFWTX #
• LOVE it here! #whyaustin #ATX RT @emil285: Actually a nice day in downtown Austin. #
• @BigMikeInAustin Why can't you just use Excel for that? in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @BigMikeInAustin You can fix the leading zeros by treating those columns as text instead of numbers. in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @BigMikeInAustin I've also gone "through" Word (table), done elaborate Find/Replace, & then moved to Excel. Can add the leading ' to zips. in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• mwah! and *blush* RT @SheSellsFWTX: Most loyal friend and trusted follower: @LoriLuza –> @AsYouWish #urockmyfaceoff #
• @LaughlinJames Sad news, Dude! Plus, you won't have to miss the Jellys in reply to LaughlinJames #
• @BigMikeInAustin an hour? Find/Replace, Dude. If the data isn't confidential, you can send me a small set. Maybe I can find a fix? in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @BigMikeInAustin OHHHHHHH, "customer entered". That says it all! eeek! in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @BigMikeInAustin eewwwwww. I don't envy that task. You need minions! in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @BigMikeInAustin and some web tools to "help" customers correctly enter data. ;/ #
• @BigMikeInAustin eeek. NIGHTMARE! gah. #
• gah. more apps got through to my stream on facebook. Hide. Blog. Go the EFF away! facebook is NOT a game! #
• @IleenieWeenie No, it does not auto-follow individuals for you. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• #annoyed Lead, follow, or get out of the way. It's ok to say "no" if you are too busy or underskilled for the task. #
• ok, don't wanna, but must errand. See y'all Tweeps later. #
• OMG this #Austin weather is FAB! #
• Speed trap on Mo-Pac today! Careful, #Austin #
• Sign of Fall? Several acorns just landed on thr roof of my car! #whyaustin #
• @jeremya @HaleyOdom someone at MS should grow a pair and break IE beyond repair! in reply to jeremya #
• OMG & WTF? RT @jeremya: RT @JenLepp: Want a raise? Wash your vagina. http://is.gd/eFnOY (hat tip @IleenieWeenie) WTF? #
• @TheJenATX He's *your* kid, right? LOL. I was the same way. School is not designed for extroverts or night owls. in reply to TheJenATX #
• @austindirtydog I was that excited when we lived in BCS and found out my Hurricanes would play A&M in '07 and '08. #gocanes #theU in reply to austindirtydog #
• been a day for that sort of thing, huh? @JennaSnacks ..person calling the meeting was 30 minutes late. Livid. #
• @TheJenATX ..and we wouldn't have you any other way! It's part of what makes you so good at what you do! in reply to TheJenATX #
• @SonnyJohns gasp! That's child abuse, no? Aren't you a parent, too? cc @TheJenATX in reply to SonnyJohns #
• #whyAustin RT @Mihalopoulos: 10 Best Cities for the Next Decade – Kiplinger http://t.co/ZAaWl8J #
• hey, @patricec any chance you can convice @KeithMalley and @keithandthegirl to come to SxSWi in March??? #
• Wow. Traffic is far worse than usual, I think. #
• RT @omarg "It's called a Poke." "Poke? Who wants to Poke someone on the Net?" "Um, only EVERYBODY?" #linesthatareprobablyinthatfacebookmovie #
• Once again, restaurants, do NOT put the kids at their own table! They WILL yell across the restaurant at you & WON'T behave. #littleshits #
• Met a Miami Hurricane downtown! I have GOT to put #theU on my car! #
• RT @Just_Alison: The greatest trick the Devil ever played was touting himself as a social media guru. #
• @SonnyJohns aw…you mean you didn't MEAN it? ;P He's just a wee one. Painter's tape might work just as well. in reply to SonnyJohns #
• or work for one! RT @IleenieWeenie RT @StephCalahan You Might be a workaholic if… 20 minutes is too long for a lunch "hour" #
• perfect hangover remedy 4 #BlogathonATX 2 RT @SewSister SUN: mimosas & beer-mosas while u shop. 11-6 whl waiting 4 table @MoonshineGrill #
• wooo hooo, KEGGER! RT @flabastida: Thanks to @nxnwbrew, our latest #blogathonATX sponsor, for donating a keg for the happy hour!!! #
• rowar! @jadana17 Who knew it was a topless event! RT @susanbeebe #BlogathonATX ?: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? <-jeans & cowboy boots #
• @IleenieWeenie Um, that link told me it might be nudity, porn, or spam. #blogathonatx #tweetphotofail teee heee heeeeeee. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• awwwww. a friend just made me cry…in a good way! I love Love LOVE my friends! #
• Please bring Pom Puppy! RT @katmandelstein …why I am going to #blogathonatx on Saturday with or without Pom Puppy http://bit.ly/b5UYIO #
• @BigMikeInAustin the Cello. in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• any Outlook users in my Twitter-sphere? How do you Reply WITHOUT resending their attachment back to them? (automatic; not delete each one.) #
• looooong day. Ready for my weekend! #
• @IleenieWeenie @txhoudini What? You'd prefer he call you "big"? #FF #BlogathonATX in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• I shall pounce upon thee! @jenztweets #BlogathonATX delivering Torchy's Tacos #
• would if I could. RT @jeremya RT @IleenieWeenie Don't forget to check in w/ @gowalla at #BlogathonATX http://bit.ly/ama7NV #
• ha. @emil285 says I could Gold Medal in Eye Rolling if it were an Olympic sport! He's right. I totally could. @incslinger @mllemire #
• Why the world needs Tech Writers, Editors, and other Grammar Nerds! RT @IleenieWeenie @locustfist @tmarotte http://twitpic.com/2irk5w #
• Kitten play date (and potential baby sister) for @purrrrrl #
• Well, @purrrrrl and "shelly's" playdate was a success, according to @emil285 . So, we may have a 2nd try in a couple of days. #
• Hey @JiffyLubeSucks WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME WITHOUT PERMISSION?? Blocked. Reported as spam. Thank you, Google Voice! #
• RT @SheilaS Amen, esp w/"Princess" written across their butts. @LisaBarone Dear Society, please stop dressing your 4th graders like whores #
• LOL. My thoughts exactly! RT @chrisandersonis: @LaughlinJames DM fail? #
• Listening to @keithandthegirl, editing images, and strategizing for tomorrow's #BlogathonATX #GeekFridayNight #
• For of #BlogathonATX I need ur fave stripping songs! (Yes, that kind of stripping). No, they won't ACTUALLY be used for stripping. #
• RT @corrinrenee: 4 yo revoked admission to Christian school after teachers met her mothers at parents' night. http://bit.ly/dvczws #sowrong #
• RT @TheGrundle: 36 – 21 Saints win! WHO DAT!! #
• <3 U! @slavetofashion Before bed #FF for the ladies who always have my back @HaleyOdom @LoriLuza and @SummerH @Rocknrealty. Love y'all!! #
• Ok, I have a couple of answers so far, but need more. What are YOUR favorite stripper songs? #BlogathonATX #project #tobeUNveiled ! #
• eeeee! Can't wait to share what I'm up to! #BlogathonATX #tobeUNveiled Thank you, friends, for the DMs!!! #
• @IleenieWeenie a) thoguht you went to SLEEP. b) I promise it's PG-rated! #scared #BlogathonATX #tobeUNveiled in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• took a shower, pants–er, WEARING some pants, kick-ass idea list. Ready to take on the challenge of #BlogathonATX woooo hoooo! #
• Boohyah! Conditions for Austin; Temp:62.9; Wind:0 mph N; Feels like:62.9; Humidity:78% #
• Explained Twitter to my mother. She said "Sounds like group therapy where no one's getting better" ~@Brain_Wash @paul_steele #
• @austindirtydog Hi YOU! #Blogathon in reply to austindirtydog #
• Ok, who replaced the tp upside down? ;P #BlogathonATX #
• DITTO! @jasoncrouch Pet peeve: People who leave messages on voice mail w/ their name & number, but no indication of WHY they are calling. #
• @jasoncrouch I put them at the bottom of my "get back to" list. in reply to jasoncrouch #
• RT @IleenieWeenie Treaty Oak Rum, Graham's Texas Tea & NXNW are providing libations. RT @AmberAusten #blogathonATX #drunkblogging #
• RT @annamunoz: Train-Hopping Cat Reunited With Owner Via Twitter: http://bit.ly/bs05cy #
• Project Ideas needed: What are your favorite most sexy songs? #BlogathonATX #
• OH at #BlogathonATX "I accidentally dated a 2nd cousin ." #

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• You know it's a hot day when the marina is full of boats on a weekend! #austin #heatwave #
• cool! @maczter: Sharpie liquid pencil? One, please. http://bit.ly/a6PY8d (via @aots) #
• LOL! @BigMikeInAustin: Facebook is a big party where the host is in a back room going through all the coats. #
• It must be HOT HOT HOT out there today. I don't normally have to adjust the air until ~1:30pm. #
• @GrammarGirl idea for you: Jealousy vs. Envy ( http://bit.ly/d2qXb0 ) #
• Hey. Just because I live in ATX doesn't mean I want to be subscribed to your "guitar shreds" email list. Read CAN-SPAM. I will report you. #
• RT @SheSellsFWTX: Definition of a Short Sale | She Sells Fort Worth http://bit.ly/c5SD0x #
• I'm so tired of waiting on software the web, Gmail, whatever. They can't ALL need so much process/load/refresh time. gah. #
• DAMMIT. I hate being so clumsy. Spilled water on electronic stuff for the 2nd time today. I blame the effin' phone both times. #phoneh8r #
• hail, anyone? @laniar @katmandelstein #
• now, it's raining sideways. Guess I'll be late to CroKnit. #
• Eeee! A #gwop sighting at @thedigpub. And on a Monday no less! #
• The season is changing. The angle of the sun through my window is BRIGHT this morning. Come on, FALL! #
• @mickeygomez happens to me a lot, too. #annoying in reply to mickeygomez #
• @bbvacompass How long is online banking going to be down? #
• 3 of 5 stars to Dearly Devoted Dexter by Jeff Lindsay http://bit.ly/a5GPhK #
• Big Day, lots to do. Check y'all later! #
• @jeremya excellent; I missed seeing it last night! Thanks for posting! in reply to jeremya #
• Wth is with ppl 2day? Gah. #
• IT'S HOT, y'all! #comeonFALL #
• FIFY. RT @incslinger: wow @Clear has the worst Total fail. Why bother … #
• WHAT WHAT? RT @alexanderhill @chris_bailey …new job … ? Congrats, man! #
• .@SummerH @jeremya WordPress has it's own shortener? (I usually just use Bit.ly 'cause it's easy.) #
• @SummerH @jeremya been a long day. I'll have to look at that tomorrow. My screen doesn't look anything like that! (i'm only .0.1 behind) in reply to SummerH #
• 1 of 6 errands/meetings/sessions done for the day. #FreakishlyLongDay #
• Funny how the people who nag and bug about when and where to meet are ~always late. #
• 2 of 7 done and a lunch break too! IT's HOT again today! Wwwwhhhheeeeeewwww. #
• Newsflash: if you want people at a party, you have to accommodate THEIR needs, not just your desires. #
• Hummm…I need a nap. Must wake up for 2pm meeting. #
• RT @PaulettePGM RT @Darkskin True Love is when you can't be happy until the ones you love are happy as well. #
• Ok, Allergy season has to pause until I can get to the store for more kleenex. #
• I Tweet from my phone via text pretty often (& read some friends' Tweets that way), but that doesn't mean I'm reading my Twitter feed, too. #
• .@rehor @IleenieWeenie #BlogathonATX Feels good to see a reference I don't understand & then see claim of "old". Clearly, I'm not yet old! #
• @IleenieWeenie Now how would it look if I didn't give you $h!t from time to time? teee heee heeee in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• Wow, have GOT to learn that we aren't all skilled in that way! #drivemenuts #whydotheyfindME? #
• OMFG and not in the good way. For the love of all that is in the visible spectrum of light…. #
• "My name is Jeffrey. I four years old." -Bill Cosby, Himself #
• Fritos. It's what's for dinner! #
• Also that ended up MUCH better than it started! #
• …and since I graduated, no changes. #redneck #whitetrash #7500millionaires RT @zachvat MTV comes to Paris, TX. http://bit.ly/9qtbI9 #
• .@IleenieWeenie @cyberjunkie21 @AmberAusten2 A'least it's not Summer '09 w/ -20' lakes & 100?+ temps. Oh I 'member it well, we were moved 2x #
• @Bepkoboy I'm (allergies need this) jealous. What are these #hatchchiles and where I can get them to induce drainage? in reply to Bepkoboy #
• RT @emil285: I can live with these 10 healthy vices: http://tiny.cc/jcyzs #
• I'm tired of too-often-repeated tweets. Say something original. #
• RT @210consulting Shut off music/video Auto Player on your site! NOW: http://bit.ly/cnwuFB v @jasoncrouch #
• Dear restaurants, HIRE someone to do your website. Dear developers, GET YOUR portfolio in front of them. #restaurantsitestendtosuck #
• @jeremya It took me a while to figure out @OtherInbox. Now, I never know it's there. in reply to jeremya #
• Water-on-something-important. Again. (that's 3 in one week!) At least @emil285 did this one. AT LEAST it was just water. #
• @IleenieWeenie Well, I wasn't going to call you out, but yeah. Clearly, the universe is telling me I need to spend more time with you! ') in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @IleenieWeenie FINALLY. I' m definitely having withdrawal. Ready for #BlogathonATX in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @txhoudini The Daily Grill, Pluckers, Waterloo Ice House (if you like BBQ flavor), WingStop in reply to txhoudini #
• Drinks date with @emil285 at Freda's! #
• I long 4 the day when parents are responsible enough to take their squealing crotchdroppings OUT of nice restaurants/bars. #itsforgrownups #
• @TheJenATX sounds like it's time to roast a rosemary chicken. #Isweariamnotpregnant in reply to TheJenATX #
• anyone besides me hate making their own business cards? #cantletanyoneelsedoiteither #
• @jeremya @wieghatt I'm down to my last ~15. I HAVE to order new ones, but ~no image I have fits all the rules. #
• Generation gap. My mom cries every time Bonnie Blue dies. I cry EVERY time Angel & Mimi die. #
• @IrvinFromTexas why. why why why? greenville? Why not just make the extra 45 minute drive to Paris while you're already headed to hell? in reply to IrvinFromTexas #
• @jeremya Are you moving to NY? in reply to jeremya #
• @IrvinFromTexas oh. Whew! Thank goodness for Texas having so many things/places named after the same peeps! I was so worried for you! in reply to IrvinFromTexas #
• @jeremya @phillymac so one of you needs to get a job in Residence Life at a University (apartment included!) in reply to jeremya #
• "…yeah, I'm sorry I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you there…" http://youtu.be/CAV0XrbEwNc (NSFW) #
• @DareToBrand You're Welcome!!! in reply to DareToBrand #
• .@IleenieWeenie @BloggerFather @emil285 and I have 3 laptops and 2 desktops between us. (all Macs but one.) #
• .@BloggerFather Yes, but we aren't all in your time zone! cc @IleenieWeenie #

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• Cracker Barrel is my personal hell. WTH I can't have veggies at 10:30. Like they aren't canned anyway. #
• Jackass. You're a SERVER, not a comedian. Play your real part, not the one you want. #
• gah. I'm here, too. Or, I don't have to be. #
• busy weekend with family events and responsibilities. Feel like I was not in the right place at the right time in spite of obligations. #
• as usual with sports: my team's website is so cluttered that several things aren't updated for Fall 2009, yet. le sigh. #
• @IleenieWeenie Oh PLEASE do not censor your #filthymouth It provides us with so much entertainment! in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• "If you're going to pitch me a product worth $25K, you might not want to use comic sans in your signature" /via @rsomers @andreaschulle #
• woo hoo! @slavetofashion: Put on my favorite black pencil skirt this am only to find that it's almost too big to wear. #Downsideofweightloss #
• Where's @SheilaS ? @KeepAustinWierd … Travel Tuesday Austin TweetUp. Host: @olgaLG @katalinaTX @TheMaidenVoyage http://bit.ly/bwLiTX #
• #WhyAustin @jasoncrouch In 13+ years … I have yet to encounter a client who willingly moved away from here. #
• @wesley83 I saw that, TOO! LOL! in reply to wesley83 #
• Safety is necessary, but I wonder if more people would like politics & get more involved if they could see/meet the POTUS and others. #
• HOW did these images get so jumbled? I'm in image-ordering hell. WTF? #
• RT @HaleyOdom: New Blog Post: Love the One You're With: http://wp.me/pqjnl-11 #
• carpet cleaning underway. @purrrrrl has been relegated to the balcony. I'm working at the neighborhood bar. #
• RT @chrisfixedkitty: News on one of my projects & one of my alter egos (@CSO_Ingenuity) http://gettingby.net/CSO/archives/91 #steampunk #rp #
• @baddmom THAT is hilarious! in reply to baddmom #
• dear Gmail. You are really lacking in some key features. #
• Girls Hitting Puberty at Younger Age: Study : Discovery News http://shar.es/0mYaC (I wonder if boys are, too? And, why? hormones in food?) #
• Twitter is my favorite web 2.0 anything. I have made the most amazing friends here. <3 you all! #
• OMG and ditto! @slavetofashion: @LoriLuza I love you too! You are one of my favorite Twitter friends and I am sooooo glad to know you!! xoxo #
• Re "who to follow' v Twitter:a) whom is correct.b) try consider following.&c) I don't need to follow any more peeps, THX. #
• also, unless you are going to pay me to take your survey, KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid!). gah. #
• RT @Ramon_DeLeon: Since today is 8-9-10 I feel like giving away a Free Pizza at 8pm 9pm and 10pm.Anyone in Chicago hungry and can stop in? #
• RT @TheDigPub: New beers at The Dig: Thirsty Planet Buckethead IPA, Real Ale Han's Pils, Brooklyn Lager #
• RT @laniar: @baddmom haha i've got your #kitty4square #
• <3 U girlie! I can NOT wait to meet you IRL. Are you ever in ATX? @stealingsand: @LoriLuza luff you too chica! #
• @stealingsand THAT is a DATE! <3 U! in reply to stealingsand #
• Christian Finnegan is hi-lar-i-ous. Dogs playing poker. LOL and OMG. #
• Grun-dle, Grun-dle, Grun-DLE! @TheGrundle Ppl trying to talk me into participating in a red dress run…not feeling wearing a red dress #
• With the exception of breakfast. French Fries are almost always a viable meal option. #
• @IleenieWeenie ha. I love how TweetDeck saw the * in #dumbsh t as a symbol to end the word to #dumbsh #CentralAustinJelly in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• woo hooo. inferno sauce! daymn. nom. #FYSY #
• LOL author blog entry. "cold" = anywhere from freezing to scalding. http://bit.ly/aQm9Vp #
• @IleenieWeenie who's watching Wally? in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @IleenieWeenie Yes, French Fries make a good breakfast (better than meat/eggs!) but aren't usually served. :/ in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @IleenieWeenie Oh, I <3 Snooki! I watch Jersey Shore (Miami Shore?) for the trainwreck that it is. #pickles in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• Sux doesn't begin to describe it! @AustinMamaDrama: Come on, Target, really? Sux. http://twitpic.com/2d81q9 #
• @brianrutledge @AustinMamaDrama I'm a Hurricane and do NOT understand anything from them in ATX–or anywhere outside Ohio–ever. in reply to brianrutledge #
• @annamunoz sending <3 and (((hugs))) your way. Hang in there. Tomorrow is Tuesday. in reply to annamunoz #
• RT @NitaBug_GDC Grocery Bag From an Old T-Shirt http://goo.gl/ieAl ~ #reuse #upcycle #green #eco v @GroovyGrapevine @annamunoz #
• RT @baddmom: That is hysterical! RT @samuelyu: Best fine print ever. http://twitpic.com/2d849t #fb #
• @Pats4Me It's only dangerous if you look at the phone while texting…same as any other distraction. :/ in reply to Pats4Me #
• RT @LightStalking: Five Ways to Steady Your Camera Without a Tripod http://bit.ly/brK81m #
• @AustinMamaDrama Target supports homophobic politicians, anyway. in reply to AustinMamaDrama #
• for those playing the name game: what about Lana? #
• @AustinMamaDrama Yeah, I didn't know, either, until recently. Homophobic MFers. in reply to AustinMamaDrama #
• Girl quits her job using dry erase board & 33 photos http://gri.ms/KSvt (Absolute genius!!) v @andybeal @slavetofashion #
• RT @BigMikeInAustin: There is a high school called Coxsackie. Really? Coxsackie? Yes, Coxsackie. http://www.coxsackie-athens.org/ #
• @webanna You could retort with Short People. http://www.mytinyphone.com/ringtone/281642/ in reply to webanna #
• Dry erase resignation was a hoax. (Of course it was, it's on thechive.com) . http://bit.ly/aDgZbD Still a good laugh, though. #
• @aggiediva Dunno when it finally changed, but they've been talking about it since before we moved. in reply to aggiediva #
• I just realized I went all day yesterday without caffeine. Woot! Let's make it day two! Maybe then I'll polyphasic sleep again. #
• @aggiediva I think when you enter Traditions from the front, the forced turn takes you down either North T. Blvd. or South T. Blvd. in reply to aggiediva #
• @laniar Ha! Just DM it to all of us! #wishfulthinking in reply to laniar #
• fb is a big ol #FAIL I don't have a link to a preview or any way to see my new 520w page. #
• Must be going around. I'm unsubbing from a LOT of emails, this week. I saw others culling their facebook friends. I also cleaned up Twitter. #
• @idodoodle good 4 them. I'm certain I could've used/enjoyed something like that. Now, where'll they be when I have to care for my mom alone? in reply to idodoodle #
• CO Lic Plate 141 syk on a black nissan altima. #jerk #
• I just blocked ~30 businesses who have facebook profiles intead of biz pages. Follow the rules, yo. #bastages #
• "There's only now. There's only here." -Rent #
• @idodoodle Yes, it is ok to be an only, but as one, I'd not recommend it. in reply to idodoodle #
• @idodoodle so @emil285 knew that if I died giving birth to our 1st child, I expected him to adopt another. Our other plans made that moot. #
• Oh, & on an unrel. note, (yl can't yet explain), I had a lovely glimmer dis week. Hope it shines my way 2 the light @ the end of the tunnel #
• today's @dropalovebomb is a real tear-jerker. http://dropalovebomb.tumblr.com/ #
• @Pats4Me mM hubby saw a Smart car a while back. It had fins and was painted like Dory! too cute! in reply to Pats4Me #
• @robbell heh. I block them and report them to spam. DMs for MLMs are just as bad as porn bots. in reply to robbell #
• RT @PaulettePGM Leif Johnson Ford – Horrid Customer Service http://post.ly/rWN4 #
• You know you've been unemployed a little too long when you pee in the dark to save electricity. (via @TheManwife @AmberAusten2) HA! #
• @TheJenATX One of the only places in Mexico I actually want to visit in spite of #moronspanishteacherbitch . #NERDSinlove in reply to TheJenATX #
• New LinkedIn categories | Social Signal http://t.co/dE9MhNa via @AddThis #
• Warning labels for the news..by @tomscott http://bit.ly/a9reOQ v @jemimah_knight @stealingsand #
• @HaleyOdom The BEST job at A&M is former Coach RC Slocum's: "Special Assistant to the President" -w/a private office in the library. humph in reply to HaleyOdom #
• @webanna awwwww. Thanks! #ff in reply to webanna #
• @TheJenATX @baddmom is anyone else from your 'hood also going to that school? trade ride days? in reply to TheJenATX #
• @TheJenATX @baddmom I never understood starting school so early. Not every child is a morning person. I never have been. in reply to TheJenATX #
• @IleenieWeenie didn't you say you like Clowns? http://bit.ly/bklooH and http://bit.ly/b7tEyz (these are ok, but site can have NSFW stuff) #
• sad news @TAMUPolice: KBTX (Bryan) A legendary lawman "Mr. FBI" has died. http://bit.ly/dqck0Y Bob Wiatt passed away Friday morning #
• @midnightferret I had to forward nude pics for a (temp job) boss one time. "Breast Wishes for a Merry Christmas." Also ew. #forreal in reply to midnightferret #
• I'm in SUCH a cleaning mood, recently. #finally #
• cranking out the edits, today. #HaellsYEAH #
• I giggle a little when clients expect to talk to me on a Friday or weekend. Um. That's when weddings/events are. #gottatrainemright #
• Make it $2. RT @slavetofashion: @HaleyOdom I will give you $1 to go over to the window he's washing and lick it……seriously a whole $1!! #
• @HaleyOdom @slavetofashion even if you gave him one of the dollars? in reply to HaleyOdom #
• @slavetofashion @HaleyOdom Oooh, I bet others would donate to see picks of Haley licking something! in reply to slavetofashion #
• RT @stephcooks: Looking for a home for my grandma's cat. Let me know if you're interested. Pic: http://cot.ag/cfl2vI #
• Will you give @HaleyOdom a dollar if she licks her office window and provides a pic? She's up to $2 so far. cc @slavetofashion #
• @jeremya @laniar and people are bothered by profanity? Y'all are just as bad with "good" words. in reply to jeremya #
• LOL! @laniar @jeremya #
• @BigMikeInAustin do you work in a bar? in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• gah. I'm tired of restarting gmail. WTH???!!! #
• @BigMikeInAustin Can I come work with you? LOL! Oh, wait, I can work in a bar if I want to. I'm my boss! yay! in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• I wish Gmail cld auto-charge people who email repeatedly for the same thing. Some people "burn up" all their time w/me b4 I even meet them. #
• RT @michaelianblack: Has a study been done to determine which is worse for marriage: gay people or the fact that nobody has a job? #
• Omg. Commercial vehicles belong in the right lane only. Always. Fskers. #
• What the heck is going on at the Sheriff's office today? #damnbusy #
• Can *you* fit into a Panera bag? http://twitpic.com/2eiel8 #
• do you play with @roybragg ? @alexanderhill: I scored 6264 points playing #QRANK Can you beat that? http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #
• gah. 1)If a Congressman is speaking, it's a political event. 2)Don't invite ~everyone to your "Membership Luncheon". I don't do policital. #
• @baddmom I blocked 'em, too. #rudeness in reply to baddmom #
• @austindirtydog …we just got back from Torchy"s Tacos. in reply to austindirtydog #
• I agree. @corrinrenee …chocolate milk made from powder is way better than chocolate milk made from syrup. #
• dear Mac/geek Tweeps, what is your fave (free?) software 4 ripping DVD soundtracks to .mp3 (4 showtunes in my car)? Spare @emil285s ears! #
• @baddmom don't say that out loud. someone might call you a communist. in reply to baddmom #
• RT @corrinrenee: There is a heat advisory? For Texas? #noshitsherlock #
• I am trying Brorsoft DVD to iPod converter to rip a DVD to an mp3. So far, so good! #
• @TexBetsy WHAT a day! (and Thanks again for the referral. Wish it had worked out!) in reply to TexBetsy #
• @BigMikeInAustin LOL! That's Hi-LAR-i-ous! in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @amberagd THAT IS a good evening. I've started reading the Dexter books, now, too. in reply to amberagd #

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• Leaving already, dude? The party started at 12noon on a Sunday. You didn't even give it a chance. #
• This is definitely a come-and-go party, so far. Lustre Pearl is a cool venue! #
• Wow. If you are 'pro' bloggers, you might want to consider dropping the snobby attitude. (No, I don't know which blogs they're from.) #
• RT @HaleyOdom: New Blog Post: Listen from the bottom up: http://wp.me/pqjnl-X #
• An OMG OH at CroKnit @theDigPub "I think my vagina is pretty." #
• @stealingsand Well, to be fair, she was talking about going to a nude beach. in reply to stealingsand #
• New dentist is uuber cool. I never felt the Novocaine shot on the left and he filled my right-side tooth sans drugs. #
• @stealingsand It is EASY to do that in @emil285 's car because the doors lock automatically. #demoncar in reply to stealingsand #
• @laniar I've wanted to live behind/above my office for years. in reply to laniar #
• I am so dysfunctional when I'm hungry. #
• I like okra extremely overcooked. The slimier, the better! #
• RT @austinpetsalive: Dog adoptions 7/30-31: Otis, Zeus, Clio, Thalia, Ginger, Nakita, Nelly, Lapis Lazuli #
• Flash websites are of the DEVIL. Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD! #
• @cecycorrea Like the time our VP insisted we convert from Mac to PC so we could share calendars. #facepalm #dubmass in reply to cecycorrea #
• Knock knock!……Who's there?…….Brett!……Brett who? >>>EXACTLY!! v @Pats4Me #
• LOL! @stealingsand: need to change my Twitter bio to : reporting you bitches for spam. #
• @mickeygomez might know of some @atxsarah nonprofits that have an online training option for volunteers?… #
• I'm ready for HHH (Happy Hour with @HaleyOdom ) downtown! woot! is it 5pm yet? #
• @TheJenATX which one did you go to? in reply to TheJenATX #
• @TheJenATX ooooh fun! I'll have to remember tht's up here! in reply to TheJenATX #
• @patricec EEE! How do we vote for you? #
• Do y'all feel the Internet speeding up? I'm deleting old backup email. #
• HHH (Happy Hour with @HaleyOdom) at Barton Spring Saloon. $1 beer FTW. #
• Dear twitter. Need an actress from the 80s. She isnt supposed to get drunk, but does…& spends part of the night climbing a scaffold. #
• OH at HHH: everyone has nipples. #
• @idodoodle love Love LOVE okra. boiled. fried. in gumbo. everything. in reply to idodoodle #
• Kim Bassinger was the drunk girl in the movie Blind Date! I knew I'd eventually figure it out! #
• RT @emil285: I just rewatched 20 movies in 10 minutes. I enjoy 30-second bunnies theatre. #
• YAY California! After a crazy afternoon, your news was FABULOUS to hear! #nohate #
• today is the day of crazies. ..and the full moon isn't until next week. #
• 1) it's 100+ degrees outside–VERY hot for bridal portraits. So, of course, I got overheated (even a little dizzy a couple of times). #
• 2) there was a transient person at the park who was probably coming down from something. I was concerned for him until he messed with my bag #
• 3) A nice lady who feed the peacocks on a regular basis got one to pose with @laurizac #
• 4) another nice lady couldn't put her new lens on. My lens w/her camera & vice versa: ok. Not hers/hers. sent her to @PrecisionCamera #
• 5) Engine 10 and EMS arrived to take care of the transient. I guess someone called 9-1-1 for him. #
• 6) At Waterloo for water, caffeine, & potassium. A lady just walked up & went to finger my keyboard & then looked at me like *I* was crazy #
• LOL @omarg Good/bad news day: If you are gay in California, you will be able to marry. You just won't be able to do it over Google Wave. #
• @JulieGomoll What did @Target do to induce such hate? #
• @JulieGomoll well crap. Where am I going to shop for "Target stuff", now? #hateisforbigots in reply to JulieGomoll #
• @JulieGomoll I was in there one time and it was so crazy I may never go back. eeeeeewwwwww. in reply to JulieGomoll #
• OMG I totally want a tiny pet giraffe like the one in the DirectTV commercial! #want #
• RT How NOT to respond to a neg review of ur biz on Yelp: http://ow.ly/2l5PX v @ScottHepburn @DawnL #
• Where was I? 7) Kid walking down the street repeatedly shouting, "I'm gonna be famous!" #notevenafullmoon #
• Dammit! #
• Ok better! #
• @TheJenATX oooooh PRETTY! Do you wanna teach me that one? #knittingsocks in reply to TheJenATX #
• Gah. 120 is the new 140 ppl…esp if you are RTing a RT and sharing links too. #
• RT @emil285: There is no i in team but there are three u's in shut the fuck up. #
• RT @JennaSnacks: Are you ready for the cute? http://ow.ly/2lOfE #
• @JulieGomoll Happy Birthday (in the nick of time!)!!! in reply to JulieGomoll #
• Haels, yeah! #FYSY @JennaSnacks: @LoriLuza What the world needs is more otters. #
• dear @emil285 "you were the song all along." -Rent. I <3 U #
• Thank you! RT @PaulettePGM: #FF my great friends! @LoriLuza @DonnaatDell @midnightferret #
• #jealous RT @daisiesnchains: Manicures in North Austin! http://bit.ly/bcJ5rl #
• Damn boring info for freshmen. Poor planning, alumni office, for making the local chapters do this. No wonder so few noobs showed. #
• Way over time. WHY oh WHY don't people plan what they are going to say to a group? #
• Hot, y'all! Daymn. #
• On the road toward a surprise. Then a long Sunday of hard work for two projects. La Chaim! #
• Happy Birthday, Bob! #
• LOL! @crredwards: Channeling @ileenieweenie — or was it @LoriLuza ? Just dropped my iPhone earbud into my glass of water. Plop! #

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• HATING flickr right now. Why won't it let me choose/set the image order and the "cover" image? #
• big thunder & sideways rain over here @laniar anyone else in nw austin hear that thunder? omg, i heard it over my headphones! #rainingnow #
• File > Save As; File > Save; File > Save; cmd-S; cmd-S; cmd-S; cmd-S; etc. #bigassthunderstorm #
• @Pats4Me GREAT capture. You got that with a phone? good job! in reply to Pats4Me #
• RT @MarioBB9: Do you think Dolly Parton's song would have been as popular if she worked 7pm 'til 3pm #
• RT @TheJenATX: Now for the "steam" portion of today's weather event brought to you by superheated Texas roadways… #
• @Pats4Me ahhh, that makes a lot mors sense. Good job! in reply to Pats4Me #
• Can someone please tell her that it's not a girly "foo foo" party? It's supposed to be for BOTH of them! gah. #
• squee! my friend @IleenieWeenie RT'd my BIL @roybragg …the worst Web site of all time. http://is.gd/dIuy4 #poweroftwitter #
• My dentist has a new hygenist. She's nice & gentle. Plus she doesn't ask a bunch of questions that I can't answer w/instruments in my mouth #
• Grg. New dentist is 'New Army' so I'll get 2 tiny cavities filled nxt week. 'Old Army' would have waited in case they never finished forming #
• @idodoodle Don't worry, you'll miss TX weather in January! ha ha ha! in reply to idodoodle #
• gah. I HATE the phone. He wouldn't need to call me if he checked his effin' email….like EVER. #
• Dear fate, pls grant his wish! @chris_bailey ok universe, putting it out there again: dreaming 4 an opp 2 work in the UK 4 couple of yrs #
• @idodoodle daffodils make me want warm spring weather, too! in reply to idodoodle #
• @simplyv Interesting take. We never had Ds in school and anything <70 was failing. ..and I'm OLD! #education #fail in reply to simplyv #
• @imrphoto @simplyv @jenztweets @BigMikeInAustin And quit teaching to some damn standardized test that is only a $ game, anyway. in reply to imrphoto #
• RT @FakeAPStylebook Never refer to an interview subject as "an annoying little fuck" in print, no matter how annoying the little fuck was. #
• @austindirtydog Thanks for pointing that one out! LOL! in reply to austindirtydog #
• @IleenieWeenie Yes, ma'am he is. @roybragg is married to @emil285 's sister. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @dquack @emil285 @roybragg @ileenieweenie Twitter sure does make the world small, huh? in reply to dquack #
• evil is in the eye of the puppy lap provider! RT @IleenieWeenie: @austindirtydog @mxwll You are both evil. #
• Team Henry for the newest resident of Weenie-manor! cc @IleenieWeenie @jenztweets @austindirtydog @mxwll #
• @incslinger @baddmom @haute4cake @haleyodom I'm JEALOUS! Y'all have fun! in reply to incslinger #
• I'm working on July 7th, now. I've come a long way today! #editingimages #
• I just used http://www.mysignup.com/ for the first time. Neat little tool for collecting volunteers! #
• @laniar Girl you are CRAZY. 30K tweets??? I'm glad you are so funny and extroverted! LOL in reply to laniar #
• I am ChildFree, but I love photographing kids. I get to "put them back" when I'm done! #
• @austindirtydog @IleenieWeenie Once again, I will say: do you people know you can hire someone to do your laundry??? in reply to austindirtydog #
• I have InDesign and need a nice Newsletter template for a quick project. Any suggestions? #
• @austindirtydog @IleenieWeenie LOL! Laundry is one of the cheap things you can "outsource". Your economic boost to the local economy. in reply to austindirtydog #
• I want snow. Now, not in several months. One of these days I WILL take a northern vacation. for reals. #
• http://imdb.to/dplHy6 #
• Jesse L. Martin is one of my all-time favorite actors: http://imdb.to/dplHy6 #
• @IleenieWeenie He's just so multi-talented. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• yes, and there is that, too! nom! and *swoon* @IleenieWeenie: And hot! RT @LoriLuza: He's just so multi-talented. #
• @laniar @jenztweets I still have my dad's and my BIL's contact info in my address books, too. #cantbeartopart in reply to laniar #
• @SheilaS heh. My favorite state of @emil285's beard is when it's scruffy. (and then he shaves it off.) in reply to SheilaS #
• this one is a doozy! @IleenieWeenie: In case you missed it… WTF Wednesday: http://bit.ly/9TSfkN cc @roybragg #
• Funny sight: the Duck Tours vehicle is being towed….by a HUGE tow truck! #
• @andreaschulle @juliedarling lemon basil popsicles? sounds yummy! #foodie in reply to andreaschulle #
• Whole Foods is NUTS today. Must be the place to go when it rains. #
• Folks, we are still desperately searching for a home for sweet Belle. Please pass it on: http://bit.ly/aRFuyp v @ileenieweenie #
• #GwoP sighting at Whole Foods, but be glad you're missing this one. I bet she'll need a crowbar to get those shorts out of her crack. #
• Is there a widget or web tool that will pull all tweets with a certain keyword to a web page. Search.twitter.com only goes back a few days. #
• RT @IleenieWeenie @philwest @roybragg Gawker calls the worst Web site of all time. No exaggeration. http://is.gd/dIuy4 #
• #GwoP sighting at Posse East. That's 2 in one day! #
• @mickeygomez That's funny. We had a dog for a ~year: Indi (Indigo). He was the devil. We gave him to a teenager on ~50 acres. in reply to mickeygomez #
• @SheSellsFWTX NOTHING. I am never a morning person unless I'm polyphasic sleeping in reply to SheSellsFWTX #
• It's really amazing the facebook events/pages I get invited to. Most of my fb friends don't know me very well. #
• ditto! @HaleyOdom: @slavetofashion So glad you're feeling better! #
• this week, no one I email with can READ. Must be something in the air. #tiredofrepeating #
• One More Time, they had all spring 2 book their Groupon sessions, but waited 'til after it exp'd. Yes it's hot. No, I won't extend it again. #
• Where and HOW do people who can't use the Internet find me? #
• @ahockley No, they aren't. I'm a 1-woman show. I don't want to make appointments by phone. I want them to use the tools I share. in reply to ahockley #
• I can NOT get my head above water. I need a pause button on life. #
• If ur site isn't mobile-friendly (Google from phone), I don't care about your danged app. Fix websites 1st. v @TourismCurrents #
• Parent of a college-age daughter: Does Lane still give small cedar chests to girls for HS graduation? anyone know? #
• @techjane Yes, but I do it with TeetDeck, instead. in reply to techjane #
• lately, when I am hungry, nothing sounds good….and I have to make myself eat something. #
• FML #
• OH in our living room: "she's a snoopy little fucker". LOL. #
• @jeremya oooh I am VERY tempted to do that…but too many client emails to risk it. in reply to jeremya #
• @jeremya @jeremya but @SheilaS archived everything 30+ days old one time and went from there. Might be a good plan. in reply to jeremya #
• @jeremya ahhh, that does make it easier. I envy your new #inbox #zero in reply to jeremya #
• @jeremya oohhh, that should speed up the Internet nicely! in reply to jeremya #
• Cleaning out facebook from people who (clearly) don't realize I've moved to a new city and/or just play games and spam free iPad junk. #
• @slavetofashion @IckyVicki13 LOL, you got get well wishes from "Icky Vicki"? awesome. in reply to slavetofashion #
• RT @slavetofashion RT @BigMikeInAustin National Cheesecake Day! 1/2 price slices today @ Cheesecake Factory http://bit.ly/nyvL9 #
• #GwoP sighting at Chipotle on Lamar. #
• Oh so flattered! @HaleyOdom: @bilardio @blondibanta @SummerH @slavetofashion @LoriLuza @theJenATX #ff #
• gah. That's HOW it works, nowadays. :: sigh :: what to do! #
• @laniar So glad to finally see your ignite thing online! mwah! in reply to laniar #
• @IleenieWeenie inspired me for blogging. I wrote the beginnings/basics of several articles last week. #
• I wondered about that since that wasn't where I remembered the cameras being. At least now @emil285 can finally see it! #
• @BryanPerson You guys really are a fabulously diverse American family. <3 reading this stuff from you! in reply to BryanPerson #
• @BryanPerson Oh that is FABU! Congrats to her and you all! in reply to BryanPerson #
• true here! RT @tommy_landry Survey Says: Why Women May Love Facebook & Twitter More Than Shoes http://bit.ly/9fiMmBall v @willsmom #
• Word Nerds, you're going to love this list! http://bit.ly/cHOByC #
• @slavetofashion @tommy_landy @willsmom Yes, I do love purses more than facebook (but not more than twitter) in reply to slavetofashion #
• Perfect! that was my dad's birthday. @littlewoodrow: International Beer Day is on Thursday, August 5th! get ready to celebrate! #
• @TexBetsy Whatever you need to get where you need to be! in reply to TexBetsy #
• @IleenieWeenie ha. I'm not sure they'll be interesting to anyone other than @AsYouWish clients. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• RT @emil285: so @turtleor is not quit sure what a green bean is, but he knows to try and eat it. #
• biggest order of tater tots I've ever seen in my life. … at Waterloo Ice House. #
• ..and I'm getting out in just the nick of time. Old people music (complete w/old people who can't use a volume knob) is about to start. #
• Gonna have to stay off my feet as much as possible tomorrow..and need to wear my brace tonight, too. Ouch. #
• Um, three events on facebook for one charity fundraiser? um. no. gah. #
• RT @shueytexas: Ella: "When did Justin Bieber first come out?" Me: "I don't think he has yet." I'm an awesome dad. v @maczter #
• Beautiful brennell colored boxer. ~8 mo. Found near Manor. Now at Torchy's Tacos on Spicewood. #
• Dear #Austin friends, Been wanting to try http://DreamDinners.com ? $50 off 36+ servings. Online code: payitforward2010 #
• FML #
• ditto! RT @taxtweet: I don't want videos! you tease me w/info in print & then don't give it in text but video only! I want to keep READING! #
• Professional Photography brings more traffic to any Real Estate Listing. Spend $$ where you need & succeed via @HDRealEstate @GWPStudio #
• OH at girls night: make that into a hashtag! #hungtohiskneeandiamnotexaggerating #
• OH at girls night: his confederate tattooed ass really could pump. #

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• I can't make the paragraphs space on our personal blog. Any CSSers have a minute to help? #
• An accident knocked out Internet in NW ATX and now it looks like it might storm. Internet vacay! #
• More and more disgrutled each day. WTF? #
• Stressed! Extortion does that to me. Post forthcoming. #
• Depends. Worth skipping the work im doing? Whats the plot/concept? #
• gah. is there a full moon or something? #
• Dear PW Gawds, We do not need this many pw requirements: 8 Characters + UpperCase + LowerCase + Number + SpecialCharacter. It's too much. #
• Oh & for the love of GAWD, if 1 site requires 8 chars + upper + lower + special, keep it the same on the other. bastages. #
• 42 questions? Really? Who wrote this drivel? Sherry M.? #blastfrombadjobpast #
• @imrphoto Oh, I understand a strict standard, but too strict is too hard 2 repeat/confirm. & their own inconsistency proves I'm "right". in reply to imrphoto #
• @IleenieWeenie @PGM35_Paulette I don't think they made clothes in my size in the early 60s! (and THIS is why I have two Twitters!) in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @imrphoto I have a pretty good pattern, but this is rediculous. in reply to imrphoto #
• Ok, those pastel colored hamburgers in the Groupon ads are just gross. #
• Do you know what today is? It's take your loud/whiny child out in public (and refuse to discipline them) day. #
• Mosquio sound engaged. Hopefully, they'll all leave, soon. (little brats) #
• gah. #
• If I can hear your child after I've moved to an outside table, they are too effin' LOUD. Parent is a VERB /and/ a noun. #
• RT @emil285: Now the whole twitter world knows I love my wife. Awesome. #
• LOLing @emil285's inability to send direct messages today. too cute! #
• @slavetofashion @IleenieWeenie Isn't he just dreamy? #luckiestgirlintheworld #
• I let myself go too long without food. I'm shaking. ooooh, there it is! #getmynomon #
• RT @stealingsand: @LoriLuza @puresky had the same issues today it's a "share love for your wife with the world" kind of day! cc @emil285 #
• The girls next to me are talking about sorority rush. Ah….that time of year! Recruitment is upon us. squeeeee #
• No, I won't give her even more time. She had 6 months and I gave her another 6 weeks. That's plenty. #
• Oh, and if @laurizac can brave August heat for her bridal portraits, anyone in normal clothes will be just FINE!!! #
• I'm a good steward of the biz scene. I sub to emails of those I frequent. Help their readership count & boost their stats just "this much" #
• Dear Patrick. I miss you. We all do. The world just isn't the same without you in it. Love, Lori #
• OMG haven't heard that expression in YEARS! LOL RT @deekgeek: Dayum Gina….. #
• Thanks for the warning EZ's! http://twitpic.com/274y20 #
• Always amazed by the people just sitting in their cars at Mayfield Park. #
• Ugly website of the year award goes to: LakeBryan.com eeeeewwwwww….. #
• Planning what to wear and some visiting of friends @emil285's reunion this weekend. We're gonna party like it's 1985! #fb #
• I guess everything happens for a reason. and #
• free WiFi at a locally-owned business re-directs me to their Twitter page, but they only follow 15 of their 25 followers. Bad juju. #
• in case y'all missed it last night: Ugly website of the year award goes to: LakeBryan.com eeeeewwwwww…. #
• I love you. I'm sorry I'm not handling stress/life well. I need a rock 2 go live under-away from most o th wrld. Thank u 4 not givin up onMe #
• @imrphoto How can they NOT want to follow their own customers???? in reply to imrphoto #
• @mllemire @jeffreyhayzlett What if that person is me, myself, and I? LOL. in reply to mllemire #
• OH at a business meeting: "What is a webinar?" "It's a seminar held through the web." "I don't understand, what is a webinar? #facepalm #
• @imrphoto It's a restaurant. They need to set up an autofollow with vetting like @socialoomph and automate it. in reply to imrphoto #
• What a week! #
• Just unsubbed frm an e-newsletter b/c their "articles" w/in the newsletter were poorly chosen/written. Couldn't figure out what the Co. does #
• Reason #5 why I <3 Google Voice: "I've left 2 messages, already." nope. Nothing in call log & no VMs. I know the deal b4 calling her back. #
• a thought: some of the social media 'experts' keep their clients in the dark–instead of teaching them–so they can keep doing it FOR them. #
• Oh, and before ~10am, any callers I don't recognize go stright to voicemail, anyway. I'll call them back after caffeine really kicks in. #
• Are any of you affiliates with Barnes & Noble (or amazon) and could help me out, a bit? #
• #
• @IleenieWeenie @jeremya oooh, GREAT idea! Thanks! #magicIlene #weenietricks #TheGreatIleenoWeeno in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @jeremya @IleenieWeenie I'm such a nerd. I didn't know it was "peen" and had to look it up. Thought it was "ping". #onlyanerdwouldlookitup in reply to jeremya #
• LOL. Twitter cracks me UP! @omgthatssofugly: @joeyTWOwheels lakebryan.com is fugly – thanks for pointing it out – cc @loriluza #
• I am really trying, here. gah. #
• "fixed income"? what? I don't know anyone who makes as much money as they really need/deserve. gah. #
• Verde sauce at Gina's. Woot. #
• Channelling @IleenieWeenie all the way from the #BATHH I just got enchilada sauce in my hair. #
• @ileenieweenie I prefer a chair with desk/table. #
• eff you, choo chooo, EFF YOU! #
• eff you, too, choo choo two. eff you, too. #gladweliveinaustinnow #
• Eeeeew ewwwwwwww eeeeeewwwwwww #
• Party like it's 1985! BHS Reunion. Whoo hooo! http://twitpic.com/280xek #
• OH @ claas reunion (by a spouse frm another school): 1600 in my class. We're just proud we haven't had any1 executed yet. Cpl N prison but.. #
• Avoiding the camera at @emil285's class reunion. #stealthninja #
• Day two of the celebrations. Class of 1985! #
• The chaos that is the class photo! http://twitpic.com/28e8w7 #
• . @EMIL285's end of the group http://twitpic.com/28ebqz #
• Lisa Ken & Denise and other '85ers shake some booty. http://twitpic.com/28evvf #
• I can no longer hear anything. DAMN LOUD music. So much for visiting. #
• Smile and nod. #
• Ass queen! LoL! http://twitpic.com/28fkgs #
• Dave & Debbie 'conga' to Play That Funky Music White Boy http://twitpic.com/28fmri #
• Denise dancing incognito! http://twitpic.com/28fuxu #
• At least the DJ finally figured out it's a reunion and not a dance party. We can hear each other again. #

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• Or 10 ppl to donate $5 each. RT @IleenieWeenie Need 2 angels to donate $50 ea to help offset med costs for sweet rescue dog… #
• Almost a #GwoP sighting at our supper club. #
• Lunch date with @emil285 – our 1st in a long time! #
• #GwoP sighting at Chipotle. One point for me! #
• Mapping out my afternoon/evening of editing, photographing, and knitting. #
• GAH. I can NOT keep rescheduling her session. This is the ~4th time that "something came up". gggrrrrrrrr…. #
• @slavetofashion LOL. A/C friend puts P.M.O. on invoices 4 some customers: "Pissed Me Off". 1 time a guy asked, giggled, & paid in full. in reply to slavetofashion #
• @slavetofashion And actually, it's on my site that they risk a forfeit because of her and a couple others. in reply to slavetofashion #
• RT @GreatWhiteSnark FINALLY The Difference between Nerd, Dork, & Geek in a Venn Diagram http://bit.ly/9jBINr v @baddmom #
• @PGM35_Paulette You're welcome. Thanks for the invite. It was GREAT fun. in reply to PGM35_Paulette #
• @laniar you might like Venmo better than PayPal. Similar conept but you can pay via text message. #
• LOL @jeremya: Ugh lady your kid is being quiet… Would you plz stfu. #
• poor Baby! @AmberAusten: This day was brought to you by difficult un-understanding mothers and the letter F,… #
• Somehow I missed a message. Today's workshop was canceled. #sadpanda #
• RT @AmberatDell: Looking for a online project manager for #Dell Marketing focused, not IT. Let me know if you are interested. #jobangels #
• RT @stealingsand: btw mustaches are so unkempt and serial-killer-y #
• US has highest minimum drinking age in the entire world. One reason for foreigners not to vacation in the United States. v @littlewoodrow #
• RT @keithmcnally: Best name ever for a live album, via @kyleinnyc : "Sans Dumb Bitches". #
• @DMEdwards I thought the point of driving a big camper was so you wouldn't have to stop for their potty breaks! in reply to DMEdwards #
• @imrphoto I think they do that b/c so many state ids look like cracker jack prizes. in reply to imrphoto #
• @imrphoto WOW. I didn't know about US docs like Mil IDs and passports. Easy to counterfiet? Can't be THAT! in reply to imrphoto #
• Thanks @HaleyOdom for reminding me of this treasure! RT @LoriLuza: Luza Newz: Coochie Coochie Coo! http://bit.ly/bUdU6W #
• RT @TheJenATX: Just Don't: http://he-is-she-is-he.tumblr.com/post/802720768/dont #
• did someone say free breakfast? @SageERP: New blog post: Enforce punctuality to see profits http://goo.gl/9vop #
• RT @pagetx: 6 Tips To Instantly Improve Your Blog http://is.gd/drG6P #
• RT @howardowens 1 thing I'll say abt obits: They're not 4 the grieving. They're 4 rubberneckers. Drives page views. v @FreelanceAustin #
• Ok @twitter, the auto unfollows or lost follows are NOT cool. I'm MARRIED to @emil285 Can we "lock" who we follow in some way? #
• Nice peeps at Mother's Cafe & Garden. #
• LOL @HaleyOdom typed "spaz." Spell check changed it to "spay." Pretty sure the person who reads that email is going to get the wrong idea #
• Hey parents: If you kid is louder than my headphones, you need to tell him to use his "indoor" voice. What a little shit. #
• RT @FreeRangeKids Hang out with your non-parent pals: http://bit.ly/aJ1M1T (@LoriLuza you called it!) v @idodoodle #
• OK. I never know who celebrities are, but the one @emil285 just told me FLOORED me. WTF? How did even *I* not know THAT one??? #
• RT @KeepAustinWierd: We're hiring a PR Specialist on my team at Bazaarvoice! http://bit.ly/aZpLEB #austin (via @samdecker) #
• a-MEN! RT @PGM35_Paulette People will sometimes let you down and you can either forgive the ones you want and care to or let them go. #
• Dear Gmail, if you are going to hang this often, then build in your own damn REFRESH. #annoying #worsewhenusingavacationresponder #
• Dear , f you don't know what you want, I can only help you brainstorm. I will not ass-u-me what you like. #
• Oh, and BTW, "let's meet at Zilker" is practically meaningless. Why don't we just meet "by campus"? gah. #
• lastly, you don't get to wait until the day before to start suggesting any (and especially private) locations. ARRRRGH!!! #
• My inbox is far from zero, but at least my TweetDeck is clean! #
• Ok, last #annoying thing o'th night. Do you know HOW many wedding websites there are? No, I won't pay to be listed on them all! #
• Same 4 @BethylEthyl fr U Hawai'i @cecycorrea Univ Houston fail: Need a pw, they'll only send it via old/non-existent UH email addy! #
• Last night, I dreamed a baby 7' ostrich befriended me. He'd come when I called, follow me, and snuggle. He was uuuuuuber soft. #
• On another note, if you are a morning person, are you tolerant/respectful of your night-owl friends? Vise-versa? #
• RT @incslinger: @IleenieWeenie Oh boy, you need to come back from the dark side! #attfail #
• RT @baddmom: OH at meeting today: Raising a problem without a solution is nothing more than being bitchy. #
• One more question for you all: How do you handle a client who simply CAN NOT use the Internet? I don't even have phone/paper processes. #
• @84jordan IME, morning people hate us night owls, but we don't care that they get up at the ass crack of dawn. in reply to 84jordan #
• gah. EFF you, telemarketing designed to seem real. Go to hell. Oh, wait, you're already there, aren't you? #
• Why do companies list a fax number these days? I'm the dork that calls it by accident. #
• @84jordan no no no. the point is that if a "guru" tries to "sell" you on their "reach" they are lying. (or at least grossly exaggerating). in reply to 84jordan #
• @84jordan no one reads every thing every day. You will miss stuff and so will your audience and so will THEIR audience. in reply to 84jordan #
• @andreaschulle @TheJenATX You girls are crazy with that stuff. I can't imagine the taste (and don't like OJ for masking). in reply to andreaschulle #
• @84jordan And THAT is a different blog post. I'm sure she has some on that or will have, soon. in reply to 84jordan #
• OMG ROFLMAO!!! @oatmeal Dear Slnky – The Oatmeal http://bit.ly/bqmVs4 #
• I sense a Fail Whale in our near future. Twitter just slowed WAAAAY down for me. #
• @coffeyfiend I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I wonder if they log how many hangups their fax machines get? in reply to coffeyfiend #
• RIP our friend via a friend, Smokey. He lived a spoiled 17 years. In kitty heaven: chase mice & birds. Purr. Take naps. We'll miss you! #
• @andreaschulle @TheJenATX it's aspirin, though, right? My allergist told me to cut out all aspirin. in reply to andreaschulle #
• @omarg thiniking of you all…. #
• I love where we live. Just heard a guy use 2 expletives loudly while chatting w/his (also uniformed) co-worker. Here, no one cares. #
• Dammit. Brought the laptop to work between sessions. Battery dead. The "good" end of the power cord is at home. Client late. Hot. Bored. #
• BABY red-eared slider! Better now. #
• Humming bird! Too fast to photograph, though. #
• RT @baddmom: SM is not a checklist item on your day, it's how you communicate #
• @IleenieWeenie I'm so sorry for the loss of your friend. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• RT @slogerot: Best. License Plate. Ever. Spotted on the way home today: OMG BBQ #
• U know who comes out of ths Gulf mess looking the worst? Aquaman. whr the fuck has he bn, training sea bass? Aquadouche.v @RexHuppke #
• previous/Aquadouche Tweet discovered/RT'd by @AmberAusten2 Thanks for sharing a late-night giggle, Amber! #
• Hey TX license plate 405 XYL : cigarette butts are litter. Asshole. #
• Such FUN! RT @IleenieWeenie: I follow @LoriLuza with @AsYouWish because she let me paint her shirt with wine in the bathroom. #FF #
• @unklar OMG Thank YOU. I had some link forever ago, but it disappeared. Bookmarking it on my phone RIGHT NOW! in reply to unklar #
• RT @takingcharge: Whoever came up with this is a genius. An evil one, but a genius nonetheless: http://linkbaitgenerator.com #
• @cecycorrea I "Make it Delicious" in reply to cecycorrea #
• @Pats4Me No KIDDING! in reply to Pats4Me #
• @Pats4Me I am pretty sure I got bonafide heat exhaustion yesterday afternoon chasing the most active 1 year old I've ever met. in reply to Pats4Me #
• @Pats4Me Oh noes. Funny how A/C never goes out in the early spring or late fall. Always at the HOTTEST time of year. in reply to Pats4Me #
• RT @Pats4Me: And I wish EVERY ONE OF YOU beautiful people a super fantastic weekend! Be safe and have fun! : ) #
• @IleenieWeenie That video is GREAT! in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• Maybe more people "playing" on Twitter today: How do you handle clients who can't (really) use the Internet? #
• LOL! funny Ilene! RT @IleenieWeenie You like shrinking heads too?? RT @KurtScholle ..Nice to meet you…We have similar interests. #
• @84jordan I agree completely, but she already paid. If she can't sched appt, how will she view images online? #wedontspeakthesamelanguage in reply to 84jordan #
• @84jordan Even when we book via phone (4x), she won't look at her own calendar and ends up canceling due to conflict. in reply to 84jordan #
• I might be. Dep on day. @HaleyOdom 2am tweet up at Magnolia for those of us that never sleep. Who's in? #ATX #
• @HaleyOdom @wesley83 @jeremya @DrewCarls That or a Fri pm / Sat am would probably work for me. in reply to HaleyOdom #
• Whooo HOOOO my fave holiday! RT @jaylee: Just got back from the Party Store on Studemont @ I-10. They're already prepping for Halloween! #
• guy across from me is wearing two sets of headphones to block out noise, but is beating the CRAP out of his backspace key. #
• @IleenieWeenie @myerman Looking forward to reading that one. I have one who can't use the Internet. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @IleenieWeenie & @HaleyOdom did you two plan together? If I got to #MadMenTweetup i'll have to sit in the #peanutgallery #
• @HaleyOdom @jeremya @wesley83 @DrewCarls #sadpanda I'll have miss. We'll be out of town. in reply to HaleyOdom #
• @IleenieWeenie @HaleyOdom pshaw! There is time for a nap in between. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @IleenieWeenie What kind of keg did you buy & what time does the painting party start? I'll help. Brush in 1 hand, beer in the other. ;P LOL #
• I hate the way I shake after being dehydrated and overheated. I'm should start charging a premium for summer sessions. #
• RT @funnyoneliners: After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast. #
• @IleenieWeenie ha! I also figured Bill would be categorically opposed to a keg coupled with a house full of people. LOL in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• The ten germiest objects. (not statistically valid, probably, but still good to know.) http://bit.ly/doqD3A #
• @Larion LOL. Larion, DUDE. Your tweets CRACK me UP! #lonelytweet in reply to Larion #
• @stealingsand Nope. The soap dispenser in the bathroom is #1 in reply to stealingsand #
• @stealingsand Oh, your Japanese night sounds divine! in reply to stealingsand #
• @Rocknrealty Great to hear an update with such good news! in reply to Rocknrealty #
• Lucky me! Impromptu gathering with @Haute4Cake whoo hooooo! #
• Thank goodness I have the sense to keep Saturdays closed. I need both the rest (POOL!) and to catch up (EDIT) tomorrow. #
• OMG OMG OMG. Someone I know from 1997-99 is in "my" neighborhood bar. I'm hiding. I do NOT want to see her. #
• @HaleyOdom um at 2am on Saturday night/sunday morning that weekend, i'll be partying with my husband's classmates. HS Reunion! LOL in reply to HaleyOdom #
• Heh. She's now three seats away and facing me & hasn't recognized me, yet. weight gain FTW, LOL. #
• @HaleyOdom Lame is you picking the one of the only weekends in months that I can't slumber party! ;P in reply to HaleyOdom #
• Taco coma. Nom! Thank you, Torchy's. #
• @stealingsand teee heeee heeeee, you'll just have to come visit! in reply to stealingsand #
• @IleenieWeenie How's painting going? #
• Apparently there's a Pool Nazi. I've never seen 'em check IDs b4. She let me slide when I showed her my keys. Guess I need to find ID. #

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• @idodoodle mmmmmmm…….BOP! Come on! Sing along! #
• In "Loritopia" trucks would not be on the roads (during rush hour or) on holidays. Also: a 'better drivers' lane. #
• POOL! #
• Fisrt stop on our Fireworks Day celebration: Opal Divine's Freehouse #
• @ileenieweenie I KNOW! It's unbelievable that @omarg is at schlitterbahn on a holiday weekend! #crazyidea #
• Well I think our first potential #gwop sighting of the day might be a bust. #swimsuit #gwopfail #
• OH "Fifty four hotdogs in 10 minutes and it wasn't even his personal best!" #annualhotdogcontest #
• @84jordan How's day 1 of the trip? Any sparklers down there in Cabo? #
• Happy @keithandthegirl day, everyone! Are you sporting gear? #
• Here we gooooooo… #austinsymphony #
• Muggy night, but that hasn't weakened the crowd. Blocked path (to make room for the 4 105mm Howitzers) slows ppl in that direction only #
• Our view this evening! http://twitpic.com/22jexx #
• Traffic is nuts, but we're taking a break at Betsy's Bar where the dance & rock music shakes the walls w/o making it too loud to talk! #ftw #
• Less than half of tonight's private fireworks show! Squeeeeee! http://twitpic.com/22l386 #
• OH at a private fireworks show: is there anything not shot out yet? #
• Torchy's Taco o/t Month: the damn bp $5 w/ $1 for GulfAid.org http://twitpic.com/22q6wj #
• Yay for today: 1:30am fireworks, awesome sleep 'til noon, & Torchy's Tacos. Next up: ice cream social & knitting with the girls! #
• First sign of Fall: Homecoming supplies at the craft store! #
• LOL @Larion: #YouAintShitTweet RT @AthenaChristine: #YOUSaltyTweet RT @Larion: @AthenaChristine Smmfh. Faggot. #
• LOL! @Larion: "I've always looked up to guys who could slay pussy, not dragons."- @DanielTosh #
• @LaughlinJames Yes. Yes, it does. in reply to LaughlinJames #
• #icantwaituntil College Football starts #Miami #GoCanes #theU v @GuttaMoss #
• OH at Jelly: I love your peaches, but I really wanted to shake your tree. #
• OH at #centralaustinjelly "Do you guys need a safe word?" "That's funny from her." "That's because they HAVE a safe word." #
• telemarketing call missed my phone. I LOVE Google Voice! #
• Dear phone-o-phobes, if you don't leave a message, I will not call you back. #itsspamanyway #
• so tired of Tweets about Megan Fox' wedding. #whocaresTHATmuch #
• You know you want to play #GwoP http://girlswithoutpanties.wordpress.com/ @BethylEthyl @PGM35 #
• RT @stealingsand: nice one! and SO true. @bananza: API limit is the new cockblock. #
• RT @showmeyourtaco: Back home in ATX. I wonder how many new taco places opened while I was gone? #
• Allowing embedding is the 1ST rule of video marketing! Don't u WANT ppl 2 share ur videos?! #tsktsk v @EMIWorldwide @stealingsand @got80s #
• @andreaschulle @TheJenATX I'm not sure she'll want to say "no" since she already told us on Twitter. @mrsdoppler is even available! in reply to andreaschulle #
• RT @stealingsand: that feng shui stuff really seems to have worked. moved the bed, the next day I get a brilliant, motivating idea. #
• @slavetofashion @rocknrealty I hear that she's ROCKIN'!!! in reply to slavetofashion #
• Agreed. Ppl running those accts need 2 read the TOS. @daveiam: I'm sorry Tinsletown Austin ur not a real person on Facebook. REJECTED. #FAIL #
• ROFLMAO! @atbushnell: Hope Dane Cook's in the next Twilight movie. Only way to make the franchise better cc @KeithMalley #
• RT @jasoncrouch: 40 days left until I'm 40. #40til40 #
• R u effin' kidding me? We have 2 miss a 4th #BATHH in a row? Sorry, @laniar & @BennRosales, but that's @emil285's class reunion. August? #
• "Without you…the heart yearns…life goes on…'cause I died without you…." -RENT #
• " just walked right up to him and said, 'I'm more of a man than you'll ever be, & more of a woman than you'll ever get.'" -RENT #
• "Thank God this moment's not the last." -RENT #
• "forget regret or life is your's to miss" -RENT #
• 525,600 minutes, how do you measure the life of a woman or a man? #
• RT @SheilaS: If you're in Houston, you need to follow @HouseofPies1967 – I had a slice of their Bayou Goo pie last night. Delish! #
• RT @singingcello Took foster dog, Belle, frm TLAC. Needs blood work. Any #Austin vets willing 2 work w/us? #
• At the deli, today, I tried the name Elle (because I'm lacking in creativity). It's nice, but I don't think it tops my list. #
• I am injured in like three places right now. #suchaklutz #ow #
• Lost calls, 2?RT @ATT_Wireless_PR New feature! Never got that text or email? Check the new AT&T Wireless Lost & Found! v @stephensurefire #
• BTW, how boring would our English language be if we didn't steal from Yiddish, French, Japanese, and Spanish? #
• I want a "show the whole stream" at the bottom of sites like fb/meetup/tungle. I don't want to keep clicking MoreMoreMore. I'd rather wait #
• RT @TheJenATX: BWAHAHA: NSFW risk levels: http://i.imgur.com/eYzR1.png #
• @simplyv You ought to try resurrecting a locked account from a previous officer in an organization. :: sigh :: in reply to simplyv #
• awwwww CUTE!!! @coffeyfiend: I think Burton is trying to tell us he's ready to be shipped to Abu Dabi. http://tweetphoto.com/31564475 #
• Oh, good; it's done. Maybe THAT "trending topic" will subside, soon. #
• Hey grammar & type nerds: what do you call lowercase letters that dip below the writing line? q y p g j ? #
• I love Twitter! @TexBetsy @SummerH Thanks, y'all!!!! #
• Twitter Rocks! @stealingsand Thanks bunches! #
• "I believe in first impressions and second chances." -Mary Shannon, US Marshall, In Plain Sight #
• Since Twitter's so powerful 2nite: Can anyone give me a GOOD reason y I have 2 enter Captchas on my own stuff (like my facebook biz page)? #
• LeLOL!!! > Is it LeSafe LeTo LeGet on LeTwitter LeNow? Is the LeBronathon LeOver? @stevehuff #
• @pagetx If you go to Momo's, I hear you might run into @HaleyOdom since she claims to "live" there. #austinrocks in reply to pagetx #
• You Tweeps are SMART! @imrphoto Thanks for the grammar/type help. #
• Ok, Tweeps, one more: How do I find "pivital" episodes of TV shows? When Prue dies in Charmed. How Law & Order handled Orbach's death. etc. #
• RT @TheJenATX: LOL…80's style "Firefly" intro: http://youtu.be/QuEfGbj9qS4 cc @emil285 @miketrachta #
• @crredwards @LoriLuza @thejenatx @emil285 @miketrachta eek! I swoon over Mal Reynolds, so I didn't even notice! in reply to crredwards #
• .@TheJenATX @crredwards @miketrachta @emil285 Cap'n Mal Reynolds and Rick Castle, FTW! @WriteRCastle @NathanFillion #swoon #
• About time they removed the clutter. The end of Facebook gifts. http://bit.ly/cGUqz3 v @SteelStudios #
• RT @LeadToday If you don't care about your employees, then don't be surprised when they don't care about your customers. v @DawnBugni #
• Happy Birthday, @PGM35_Paulette ! y'all go wish her a great day! #
• All I want to eat lately is junk. Somehow, I've stopped craving substantial food. #
• . @IleenieWeenie @TheJenATX @laniar My day is meh/bleh/ugh, too. What gives? #
• RT @unmarketing: Betrayal is when Lando screws over Han Solo, not Lebron James going to Miami v @baddmom @TheJenATX #
• RT @ValerieKusler: Betty White pinup calendar… the woman gets cooler by the day: http://bit.ly/9ox2ST #
• RT @weRaustin: More Americans want to move to #Texas than any other state: http://bit.ly/abkdrC #
• RT @slogerot Shameless plug: vote for @greenling_com as the best local food company in the Chronicle's poll: http://cot.ag/9ozLyN #
• DEAD on. @TheJenATX RT @RealAustin How to avoid pissing me off. http://post.ly/mXMc [As a fellow Libra…I TOTALLY GET THIS. #HELLYEAH #
• mmmmmmm Thunder! Here we gooooooo! #
• @Pats4Me I don't know but idiots like T.O. "shut down" my fave sports podcast. @fantoogirls just couldn't stomach pro athletes any longer. in reply to Pats4Me #
• @Pats4Me Yeah, and they've never had to do anything for themselves since they showed talent as children. in reply to Pats4Me #
• @Pats4Me Thanks, Alice, you all have a great weekend, too! in reply to Pats4Me #
• @Pats4Me true DAT! in reply to Pats4Me #
• @TheJenATX @IleenieWeenie @laniar I *WISH* I could join y'all, but that's @emil285 's class reunion weekend. #GNOATX #Killtheblahs in reply to TheJenATX #
• I agree. I refuse to go to my own. But his are fun! @TheJenATX @emil285 @IleenieWeenie @laniar #
• @RealAustin Any TIME! in reply to RealAustin #
• Who thinks @IleenieWeenie shld start a weightloss club? She can just tweet until we all ROFLAO. I could use less ass. @TheJenATX #
• .@IleenieWeenie LOL. I bet @TheJenATX's reactions to your Tweets would make you ROFLMAO. #
• @TheJenATX @IleenieWeenie Oh, come ON. PLEASE, please Please! #dirtymind in reply to TheJenATX #
• With all the rain we're getting in #Austin it's interesting to remember how dry things were last year: http://bit.ly/d3ZhEU wow! #
• @weRaustin muchas gracias! #FF in reply to weRaustin #
• Game night! Whoo hoo! #
• Country bar. Been a WHILE. Good boot scootin' here. Beer's not cold & people are getting in my personal bubble. Must b time 4 more beer. #
• So much better. Now if I could just hear what my friends are saying! LOL. #myhearingiswacklately #
• HAPPY Birthday Paulette! http://twitpic.com/23y1u6 #
• Eek! I think I just accidentally interrupted a lovers' quarrell. Oops! #
• Lots of @GwoB sightings here. I have yet to see a #GwoP though. #
• Gah doesn't this place have any a/c left? #particularinmyoldage #
• I'll say this about Rebel's. ALL the guys my single friend has met have been true Southern gentlemen! #Austin hospitality FTW! #
• @austindirtydog It was Rebel's on 5th. in reply to austindirtydog #
• Our refrigerator no longer holds science experiments gone awry. Now, if I could just get the energy to dome ~12 more projects of that size! #
• Girls Night IN with @BethylEthyl yippie for gluten-free pizza and red wine. #
• School colors scarf is DONE!!! WOOT! #

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