• 16Nov

    My Twitter-friend Mia just lost her mother-in-law. It’s been a pretty trying time for her, but her Twitter friends have rallied around her for support. (Because Mia and her hubs are struggling financially, one person even paid for the obituary to run in the local paper. She really is that deserving a person.) If you are on Twitter, I encourage you to follow her.

    Today, Mia posted her MIL’s epitaph that she wrote for herself years ago. There are a lot of parts in it that really speak to me, but here are my favorite excerpts.

    I have trudged this life
    Loved by some
    Hated by others
    Liked by only a few

    I have done my best
    T’was all I could do
    I loved so much
    Disliked only a few

    …and then the last ~third is downright tear-jerking!

    Mia, thank you for sharing so much about her with all of us.

  • 30Jan
    • SXSW volunteer 'cattle call'. My plan B For SxSWi involvement this year. And LOOK at the massive line! Gonna be a while! #
    • Well that was amazingly well organized and even fun! THANKS #SxSW #volunteers. #
    • RT @BOREDmommy: RIP Jack LaLanne http://huff.to/g24Gll #

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  • 23Jan
    • hey Chili's, your three-server system isn't working. #
    • RT @WendiAarons This eve, @WendiAarons is wearing Adidas track pants, a t-shirt from Jiffy Lube & Disney Princess jewelry. #goldenglobes #
    • I should've brought a small knitting project… #knitANDlearn #
    • And with that, I'm done. #iknowthisstuff #nextplease #
    • Met some nice visitors to Texas frm Iowa: Jill & John. They even asked me 2join them for dinner @ Casa Rio #tourism #hospitalityfromvisitors #
    • OMG such a nice dinner with visitors to our Lone Star State. #rejunevated #
    • Hey #jackass YOU asked if YOU could leave YOUR gear in MY car, & then you had 'til 4pm 2get it, & then we were in sessions. NOW, be patient. #
    • spam spam spam. I mark you all as spam. #fuckers #
    • unfollow unfollow unfollow. You don't know who you are. LOL and yep, it's time. #
    • Late night. Early morning. Route44 Diet Coke. 'dead soldier'. First wave of sleepies, already. Gonna be a long day. :) #
    • Someone near me is wearing waaaaaaaaaay too much cologne. Less is more, dude. #
    • Hit a slot w/out a session I like. Now, I hav an hour to kill before the Trade Show opens. #
    • I was born to be rich….really! I have some freakishly expensive tastes. #
    • Brrrrrrr did it get colder? #
    • WHAT is taking her so long? Hrumph. #
    • Hunting for my car. 7am parking seems like days ago! Ohh! THERE'S B.B.! #
    • I don't get people who are up/around for the 730 session, but not IN a 730 session. What are you doing? #
    • Gal behind me is talking on the phone about her kids: Amber and Sienna. I guess Crayola' Earth tones sponsored her kids' names. :) #
    • And if their next kid will be Rusty! @slavetofashion: @LoriLuza …I wonder is Sienna's first name is Burnt….. #
    • Hey convention center, we're still here 'til 630 today (and then the closing parties). Dont close main hallways during our event. #
    • Argh. Just want quick/easy food. Everything's an 'ordeal': a 3-minte wait @ an empty restaurant b/c computer-assign name-based seating WTF? #
    • Ha! Liquid Monkey. Cc @emil285 Next door to @Subway where a guy is asking the Sandwich Artist to read TO him! #
    • Mental note. Get those skate shoes and learn to use them for the next conference. LoL #
    • Mental note: never stay for the last night of this conference. Black tie. Ew. #
    • RT @Sethersk82: RT @DJChiChiLaRue: I love Jwows boobs! #
    • Almost home…stopping for food. And then planning wine and a bath. Early day tomorrow and Thursday. #
    • I could, too! (but don't) @lisah: I think I could stay up watching #bones all night, every night, over and over. Oh, wait. I do. #
    • @stealingsand Have you considered sewing a sock filled with tennis balls into the back of a tshirt to keep him on his side during the night? #
    • Going to be changing this handle name to something else (not my name). Want something witty. (don't w all?) #
    • @jenztweets that might work. hhhmmm…. #
    • Careful NW #Austin speed trap on southbound 183 just after McNeil/Spicewood. #
    • RT @stealingsand: autoDM now means autounfollow. that means you. #
    • Wow #Austin 2 peeps pulled over near 183 AND another speed trap on northbound Mo-Pac just after Braker/Burnet/Duval Beeee Carrreful! #
    • @Google's doodle for today is uuber cool! http://Google.com #
    • Gah rude man and woman. WAIT YOUR TURNS! #
    • lady, if I have to copy/paste your email to a different document to read/answer the same questions you KEEP asking, you email far too much. #
    • Maybe night-Tweeters can help me pick a new (hopefully witty) Twitter handle for this account? #
    • @ladi33bug Yes, funny girl. That is the plan! #
    • @ladi33bug yeppers. want something other than my name. and easy. and witty, if I can find it! :) #
    • heh. @purrrrrl just begged me for the heating pad. Spoiled? nah. Baby it's cold outside! #
    • If I can't find the time to "reblog" and "retweet" old content, does that make me a bad person? πŸ˜› #
    • dear facebook, please consider a "quit nagging me" button for when comments go awry. Please? #
    • argh. The phone is ringing so much 2day that I can't check messages. No matter since I hate hangups. Be a grown up, and leave a message. #
    • @TheJenATX whatcha' gonna do when all he has left is his imagination? :) #
    • @TheJenATX ROFL! Yeah, he's your kid alright. :) #
    • @TheJenATX Just wait 'til he's a teenager! LOL! :) #
    • @thejenatx you cant do that! It'll be just the excuse he need to turn into a super villian! :) #
    • …and the stories that many parents won't admit are LOL funny! RT @TheJenATX: So, Short Boy is actually a really good kid..('course he is!) #
    • @sethersk82 Pit Bulls have SWEET dispositions, naturally. They are just usually raised to be mean to either guard or fight. :( sad, really. #
    • I know it's a family-friendly place, but it's still a bar. Your whiny, sick-sounding toddlers are a-f$cking-nnoying!!! #
    • RT @surlyZ "Why don't Catholics eat meat on Fridays? I'll tell you why. Because the Pope owns Long John Silvers." -Tracy Jordan #
    • RT @stealingsand rt @BisexualElves So.. clicking "favorite" on a tweet is the new head pat? What if I want 2give ur tweet a blowjob? #

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  • 16Jan
    • I no longer think this is allergies. dammit. #
    • Yay for SNOW! We only got rain, of course. RT @Pats4Me: Big, FAT snowflakes just now…..I'm a H-A-P-P-Y girl!! : ) #
    • feeling enough better today to meet with a client. Maybe it was just bad allergies. #
    • @crredwards Our CroKnit group wants to know your friend's Twitter handle! :) LOL #
    • @crredwards We'd love any entertainment you want to toss our way! LOL. BTW, she needs a Twitter handle so we can all voyeur. #
    • A friend needs 2make some semi-quick cash. Gifted in sales & service. What can she do quickly while she earns a license in the other? #
    • btw Go Ducks #quackquack !!!! #
    • Brrrrr #austin Conditions: Temp:33.1; Wind:19 mph N; Feels like:21.5 #
    • ditto. shoulda RT @corrinrenee @Rocknrealty … be a librarian. Think that's what I should have done the first time around. #
    • !!! RT @omarg Verizon iPhone pricing: $199/299 for 16/32GB models, include 3G mobile hotspot service. Pre-orders begin Feb 3. v @CindyRoyal #
    • LOL! This guy says "clue" like the Hardley Boys. I hope nothing is raging! #
    • Smelly cat, smelly cat. WHAT are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat. It [might be] your fault. #
    • This vocabulary lesson is giving me a cephalalgia! #
    • I'd love a way to filter OUT when a certain user gets RT'd. I do NOT want to show that site any love. Anyone found a way to do this? #
    • Slow/sleepy afternoon. #
    • RT @mochamomma: Super free advice: create a safe word and then tattoo it on your arm. You'd be surprised how that will come in handy. #
    • OMG it's 9pm and I haven't stopped all day (save for supper). Time to get away from the computer….after ~3 more things. #
    • ok, Tweeps, I'm out. long day. Time to decompress in front of the TV that showcases someone else's drama. #
    • Um. The answer at 8am today is the same that it was at 6pm yesterday…. Not far, now. Patience, please. #
    • I miss you, Daddy. #
    • ha: my Chinese fortune from supper reads: "Today will be luck and memorable for you." I think it meant "luckless" and not "lucky". #
    • Cats who Tweet ISN'T insane! @SostaKitty @purrrrrl @KittyMarble @turtleor RT @midnightferret ..cat on twitter @WedAddamsKitty #ivegoneinsane #
    • As someone who is ChildFree, how can I NOT follow @breedemandweep and her funny outlook? cc @crredwards #
    • WHITE THANG (@purrrrrl) Do-Doop DoDoDoDo You make my heart sing Do-Doop DoDoDoDo You make everyTHANG groovy. White THANG. I think I <3 U! #
    • I LOL'd until I cried, and then I cried because I LOL'd. http://youtu.be/SEBLt6Kd9EY (OMG CUTE!) #
    • . @crredwards Hey, YOU are the reason I found it! I knew it came from a tweet….ducks followed lady bug sprinkles! Thank YOU! #
    • I have no i-effing-dea what I meant by "that". gah. #
    • My two new favorite sites: http://bit.ly/gc5QYj and http://bit.ly/hoNea3 OMG I ROFLMAO on ~every entry. #LOL #notenoughtime #
    • if you (celebrity or not) follow zero tweeps, I'll mark you as spam. ew. #
    • I <3 glitter. really. cc @Rocknrealty !!! #
    • Changing radio stations n the car: clearly, I'd rather hear ads 4 syphillus & strippers on 101.5 than listen 2 #dumbass "Lunchbox" on 96.7 #
    • I used to be a Libra, now I'm a Virgo: http://huff.to/e0eCaR #
    • Our vet has two black kittens that need homes. DM me if you want info. #
    • I thought I was being so sneaky smart, but someone out-sneakied me. :( Anyone have a land line I can borrow for ~10 minutes? #
    • @midnightferret I might have to wait until your's is fixed! Amazing how hard they are to find. #
    • Nommy nommy Nada Chicken! #
    • I made a smart decision a while back NOT to do business with someone. Good call. #
    • So @emil285 ruined this song for me by showing me the video of fireworks shooting out of her boobies. #visual #blessingandcurse #
    • @ThatDonnaBrown don't have a link handy while driving. #redlightsareforTweeing #
    • Here's an idea. When the weather is wet, cold, or windy, gas pumps won't ask a bunch of stupid ?s like receipts, additives, & car washes. #
    • @ThatDonnaBrown sure. It could be Katy Perry. I don't ever know titles/artists. #
    • Party pickins procured! LET the games begin! #AustinChildfree #
    • Found a fax machine. Phone all better now. I learned how much I like not being able to receive calls. Might DND the phone more often. #
    • Party pickins are prepped. Bring it on, Game Night. #AustinChildFree #
    • Been a long week. I need a nap. #
    • At least she admits to being a #bitch #
    • Places I've never wanted to go….Dick's. Oh I'm in hell. Oh, She's the reason we're here. SURPRISE. #
    • Now She wants to know all about my vegan diet choice AND (ironically) just slammed all Greek women as having eating disorders. Ah Jeez. #
    • Clarify: not Greek origin; member of Greek Ltr Org. Since I'm not a stereotypical sorority girl, sure she never th't 2x. c @crredwards #
    • Hell. I'M IN HELL. And the Dick's waiters aren't the worst of it. #
    • How does Dick's stay within Health Code? A leaf blower picks napkins up off the floor and blows them up onto the table/plates. #
    • I passed four ballrooms to find the one (unisex) restroom. Do they expect people to pee in the hallways? #

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  • 09Jan
    • Been offline all day today. A needed break, I guess. Glad I scheduled one extra day for @AsYouWish for New Year's weekend. #
    • I bit my lip to the point of tears on Friday. I doused it in salt/lime/beer for the 2nd half of the Miami game, & it's almost healed. #
    • Possible belated New Year's Resolution: someone behaves improperly via email-therefore-I give up for the night. #beatch #
    • Who among my followers sells State Farm insurance in #Austin #
    • OH at CroKnit: "That [painting] is like a super hero with a penis-arm." Yeah. #
    • @emil285 what are you doing NOT storming the castle? For shame! :) #
    • I've got news for some "most popular [stuff]" blogs: you can't STEAL content just because you can copy/paste it. It's illegal, mofos. #
    • Your Flash site makes me want to barf on your Web Designer. #
    • friends, anyone know a good State Farm rep here in Austin? We're looking to keep our company, but finally move our insurance to Austin! πŸ˜‰ #
    • also, anyone know Visio? I can't search my shapes without loading each set (defeats purpose of searching) #
    • CONGRATS, @goodwitch So happy to see the news! You deserve it! #
    • RT @BrokeAssBride: Um. Dead birds and fish from maryland to louisiana all the way to brazil? Uh oh, dudes. UH to the OH. v @kristiwright #
    • RT @unmarketing Facebook users uploaded 750million photos over new year's. No word on how many untagged themselves NY day. v @stealingsand #
    • @TheJenATX Sounds like he's an ENTJ. cc @TexBetsy #
    • hopefully, I'll hit a different audience today: Anyone know a good State Farm rep in #Austin #
    • RT @crredwards Cracking up at whenparentstext.com . I can't get through a page of it *or* damnyouautocorrect.com without tears rolling. #
    • i have aNOTHer voice mail? WTF? #
    • Oh, twas Mom. Given that I JUST shared whenparentstext.com (thank U @crredwards) the irony is more than I can bear @ 11:30pm. {crying face] #
    • I wish TweetDeck could filter OUT people as well as it can filter them IN. (eeeeew he was creepy and I'm not following him) #
    • creating filters like mad. That other inbox didn't work for me. This is more front-end work but will let me view groups in context. #
    • My whole life is consumed with, [hmm? What is that noise?], "What are you doing?", "Get DOWN", and "STOP THAT!" le sigh #
    • RT @cfanch STUDENT "Who decides wht words R bad?", ME "They all hve history", STU "No way", ME "Google IGNITE AUSTIN Curse Words" c @laniar #
    • @crredwards My mom is on fb and doesn't do it or txt much at all. It's a calamity of errors…..constantly. #
    • I needed help with MS Word and MS actually came through for me. (Might be the first time ever!) http://bit.ly/eWOeRT #
    • @laniar Happy Epiphany to you, Lani! #
    • Hey y'all. What is your favorite tiny thank you gift? (In the $5 range.) #
    • @Rocknrealty I knew that (in HS Spanish class), but had forgotten. Also, can't remember why SHOES? I think Holland does it, too. cc @laniar #
    • @andreaschulle I don't yet know how many there R or how well they'll know 'em. I suspect my client CAN tailor. Still need list of ideas. #
    • LOL! For me, it's Only Child. RT @crredwards: Middle child is aging me prematurely. #
    • someone (@emil285) please hold me to this: When my vision gets bad I WILL get good glasses and/or update the prescription. #
    • "No, that's the left. See on the right side?" #
    • OH "I'm from Vietnam. We're like the Mexicans of the Pacific Rim" followed by "How is this going to sound in a deposition?" #
    • RT @laniar Any graphic designers want to design a #BASHH logo? it pays zero dollars but selected designer will be a named sponsor #
    • @HaleyOdom Can you remove the power source from the HP and then boot it up? #
    • @HaleyOdom and @emil285 said to push the power button and "hold in long time" to finally force the reboot. #
    • Heck no! Remy is a genius! @midnightferret @MisoHungry @snax #
    • @midnightferret (regarding the eyesight) was really talking about ppl who can't see the things right in front of them. :: sigh :: #
    • @crredwards I'd love a spare sibling! Can you send me the eBay links where you have them for sale? :) #
    • clearly, lawmakers who "designed" Defensive Driving did NOT look at the whole process (& dont' "get" technology, either") #TXDDHell #
    • 1st "special" quote: "Validation questions..determine that students R not taking th course in an effort 2circumvent the course." #TXDDHell #
    • At least I can "read" the videos. #TXDDHell #
    • Oh, lookie: it's Judge Boyett from @emil285's stompin' grounds. (Brazos County, Bryan, College Station) #TXDDHell #
    • Um, yes I can too read that fast. #TXDDHell #
    • gah. I just took a break and now I am required to take another #TXDDHell #
    • RT @OscarDavila: Social Media Breakfast Austin at the Spider House on Wednesday, January 12, 2011. http://bit.ly/fznQeE #
    • @annamunoz I'm on season ~4 of Dexter. Got them all in our Netflix queue. LOVE that show. #
    • These stats are whack. Spun to hone their message instead of unbiased (or even logical). I think I had too much grad school. #TXDDHell #
    • Yes, we should not drink or do drugs and drive. You've said that….like eight times. We get it. #TXDDHell #
    • Um, it's supposed to be educational, not a soap box. #TXDDHell #
    • No shit, Sherlock: Men are in more accidents than women. Men DRIVE MORE than women. (yes, even today). #TXDDHell #
    • Oh, NOW they *finally* mention sleepy drivers (which are more dangerous than drunk drivers, according to some experts). #TXDDHell #
    • um, if AGE is the factor in their bad driving, they aren't taking Defensive Driving (.com). #TXDDHell #
    • @TheJenATX LOL. You aren't old. You're just a "professional" age that can finally AFFORD life ins! (I could barely pay rent w/my first job). #
    • creepy big brother-ish: the "Validation" questions ask about my SPOUSE and my (late) FATHER. WTF? #TXDDHell #
    • LOL! RT @aastop: City sees 16-year low in traffic fatalities http://bit.ly/hCqnS7 #TXDDHell #
    • Oh, and they should hire me to re-do their photography. Terrible pics. #TXDDHell #
    • RT @maczter: Bingo, sir… RT @JohnnyBravvo: If grain is used to fatten up cattle for the market, should we NOT be eating it? #
    • @TheJenATX a) of course, and b) "manager age" isn't old. It can't be. We aren't that far apart in age. πŸ˜› #
    • ooh. asking questions BEFORE the information screen is just cruel. #TXDDHell (and #bastards #
    • @jasoncrouch free CRM isn't bad. freeCRM.com (very complex, LOTS of bells/whistles) #
    • @TheJenATX Try not to let it get to you. Only as old as you let yourself act. :) #
    • Since most of us r visual learners, why r MOST lessons auditory? Do only auditory peeps go n2 Instructional Design or Teaching? #TXDDHell #
    • also #evil dated questions. #TXDDHell #
    • crap. Time to slow down again or the system will give me a Speeding Warning. Gah. Yes, I can TOO read that fast. #TXDDHell #
    • I HATE HATE HATE sites that re-size my browser "for" me. *I*'m the user/customer/client, dammit. #
    • Oh, and part of the Kohl's website has been stuck in an infinite loop for 24+ hours. Customer service refuses calls or hangs up. peachy. #
    • Immediate UNFOLLOW! RT @jasoncrouch RT @tamaradorris auto-responder tweets: "thanks for the follow, check out my website at …" #
    • RT @MattMcGinnis All of those birds dropping dead out of the sky can only be one thing: That damn Angry Birds game. #
    • Actually "are you paying attention" question: Accelleration is the act of speeding up, coasting up, or slowing down. #TXDDHell #
    • Another: "The hard it is to see, the less time you have to: drive, speed, or react." #TXDDHell #
    • Driving in Fog: "Don't". Um,..school and work don't cancel for "fog". #TXDDHell #
    • @stealingsand yeah, it's a six hour course. :( #
    • @stealingsand yeppers…Not sure we saved ANY money with all the fees and signatures needed just to SIGN UP! #
    • @stealingsand Thanks. I just hope the FedEx fee (getting a ticket before holidays is also #evil isn't too much $$$. : sigh:: #
    • I should have included a disclaimer about my #TXDDHell Tweets: I used to Tech Write for a large police academy. #flashbacksofREEX #
    • I'm up. It's not exactly pretty, but I'm vertical. Damn wave of tired hitting me after a long week. Ug. Need CAFFEINE . #
    • HONORED RT @crredwards #FF "Luscious Locals" @ileenieweenie @LoriLuza @baddmom @laniar @wendiaarons @LPT @TheJenATX Amazng Austin wmn #WhyTX #
    • Big day ahead…looking fly like a G6. LOL! #
    • Im ready for this refurbushed phone with a lose screen to get replaced. Dust UNDER the screen! #
    • RT @SheSellsFWTX Cotton bowl! Gig em Ags!! #
    • Been watching the Aggies for almost 2 quarters and haven't yet seen @roybragg #
    • If people wore license plates, I'd totally call out women who DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS IN THE RESTROOM. ew. #
    • @unklar my hubs, @emil285, is a really polite Aggie. :) #
    • Hey Cotton Bowl, not all of those girls should have been performers on your field. QUALITY not quantity. #
    • Farmers Fight. Farmers Fight. FIGHT FIGHT FARMERS FIGHT. #gigem #
    • @stealingsand Brewer's yeast? Really? I THINK he was just begging you to let him down so he could eat! :) #
    • Good job, Aggies. Now, finish it for the Tigers! #
    • Aggies, afetr such a great start, you're killing us. :( #
    • RT by @emil285' Ft. Worth 'wife': RT @SheSellsFWTX I've seen 'em win, I've seen 'em lose, but I've never seen 'em quit! #gigem #
    • FTR @emil285 has several semi-wives: '1st' (pretend looking for houses) wife, 'movie' wife (when he goes to a non-alamo theater), etc.. #
    • @unklar I think it's an AP rule. The campus newspaper used to do that to us all the time. #
    • @unklar ditto. Agreed 100%. And I also cared that much when I was an Advisor (Student Affairs). #
    • EFF this day: the guy who gave me flack for not ordering queso, my FSCKING phone, those damn dogs on the 1st floor, and TV commercial VOLUME #
    • Why does the lady on the1st floor even have two dogs, nevermind three??? Rules here are two cats or one dog. #
    • Sad state of things in Arizona. :( #
    • Well, I made a quick trip to the salon, BB got an oil change and a bath, and @Turtleor has a new "sun". Much better afternoon, already. #
    • RT @baddmom: YES!!!!! RT @omarg: @AaronStrout How about no auto-DM at all? I like that even better. #
    • I am truly amazed at how many photographers use fonts that are too difficult to read. It's not THAT pretty. yuk. #
    • Do they still have those "I'll list it on eBay for you" people? #
    • LOL!!! RT @atbushnell: If Seattle wins the superbowl, then, and only then, will they have a winning record on the year #
    • Back at my Defensive Driving class. ugh. It's like the people in these examples have never DRIVEN A CAR before. #TXDDHell #
    • Oh, and I was doing so good with Cedar Fever this year. Until tonight. #headache #sneezing #pressure blurgh #
    • LOL!!!! RT @jmspool: Gun control is bad because it would take away our civil liberties, but it's ok to touch our junk at the airport. #
    • "It is a Class C misdemeanor to illegally dispose of litter that weighs 15 pounds or less or has a volume of 13 gallons or less" #cigarettes #
    • @TheJenATX I haven't seen the story, but from your tweet, sounds like standard reaction for a licensed conceal/carry. Gun last resort. #
    • @Pats4Me Can you set a barrel (afire, of course!) at the end of your driveway during his walk/drive? #
    • @Pats4Me Or just a sign "Smile, my webcam is recording your littering." #
    • @Pats4Me Is it only one per day? #
    • @Pats4Me Can you put a motion light near the edge that will shine on the end of your driveway? At least then, he'll throw elsewhere. #
    • @Pats4Me I'd also call the paper and report him. I'd even cancel my subscription over it, if I had one. That's absurd! #
    • @Pats4Me I'm sure you are just the point in his route where he finishes that cigarette. #
    • @Pats4Me Do you think if you put one of those cigarette disposal things next to the mail/paper box, he'd use it? #
    • @TheJenATX I <3 my mandoline (and it's a cheapy cheap one!) #
    • "The safest place in a car for a child is the: Front seat, Hood, or Back seat." #TXDDHell #
    • @TheJenATX oooooooo fancy! You probably have a nice grippy on the handle part! :) #
    • and there goes another question that isn't in the material……. #TXDDHell #
    • Oh, & since I'm full-on #Childfree why do I have to watch a video about car seats and children in seatbelts yadda yadda. #TXDDHell #
    • I don't think I've ever had a child in my car w/out their parent w/them. Certainly not 1 young enough for a car/booster seat. #TXDDHell #
    • Also don't need to know about teen safe driving programs. At. ALL. #TXDDHell (not saying to skip all this stuff, just not so much of it.) #
    • These "Don't Drink & Drive" videos were made inThe 80s. Between the fashion & the video quality, I think I'll pour myself a drink. #TXDDHell #
    • @lisah What is your end-goal from learning Arabic? Travel? Work? #

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  • 02Jan
    • Holiday gifts at our home include kapoosh jamz whacks and other funny names. #
    • Lego Indiana Jones has consumed our whole day. Xmas break FTW! #
    • OMFG! This is hilarious. Tajazzle Rhinestone Vagina Tattoos http://bit.ly/i69j7a via @refinery29 @jenkcunningham #
    • Post-holiday errands with @emil285 :) #
    • It's a fun ride! RT @Simpsei Shout out to @LoriLuza ..1 of the only domestic Caucasian females..tolerated my gniggarish ways for so long. #
    • If you write 'Test' on your Facebook stream, it is only fair that someone comment with 'icles'… @imrogb @stealingsand #
    • Aggie girl, a blue wheelchair sign means only those w/a permit can park there. Don't make me start w/ Aggie jokes. #badrepresentation #
    • OH by a friend: "I Googled my ex, and this is bad, but I feel good….karma!" #
    • hey @TxDOTAustin what was going on on 183 north (between Riata and Anderson Mill) today? #
    • On the road again… Sing it, Willie! #
    • Fly like a G6! #
    • Hey #Austin friends: Join us 4 NYE Carnival-themed party w/ @TitosVodka & many performers! $25 http://bit.ly/f2tNRw & http://bit.ly/i3lLTu #
    • San Antonio is cool and wet from the rain, but downtown is (as always) pretty. #
    • RT @TurboGrandma Hosting Sad Hour 5-7pm on my couch. Free Lion's Head, half off on all leftovers. Sweat pants encouraged. No one's invited. #
    • Go 'Canes! http://twitpic.com/3ko5cl #
    • And on the 4th day of Christmas, my @emil285 gave to me: San Antonio's RiverWalk decorated for the holidays and Casa Rio for dinner! #
    • Go (AZ) Wildcats! Hope you win over Ok State tomorrow! #
    • I should be a secret shopper for bars…. I could help most of them really improve. Sweep, scrub, dust, wash, etc. #
    • San Antonio needs to consider a smoke-free ordinance. For reals! #
    • Making plans for our next day in San Antonio. Hemisfair? Tower? Other? #
    • @Simpsei heck no. I'm a Hurricane and @emil285 is an Aggie. Town is full of fans from OkState and Arizona, though. #
    • Trying 2find a semi-quiet place 2sit & have a drink. Proving quite difficult! San Antonio, where are your little cafes? #
    • Thank you, Hotel Contessa, for welcoming non-guests into your lobby bar. #
    • @andreaschulle Thanks. We may try to find el mirador for tonight or tomorrow. #
    • Hey #Austin friends need a nice little NYE without the expense? http://bit.ly/f2tNRw $25 drinks included. Great performances, too. #
    • After a 4-hour nap (vacay!), we're a bit 2late 4dinner @ El Mirador, so we're @ Rosario's. GREAT spot. Excellent Margaritas. #failturnedwin #
    • fancy Fancy FANCY Margarita at Zinc. #
    • You know you're in a good place for food/drinks when servers from other places come in after their shifts. Yep. #
    • Nommy drinks and a kick ass wine list at Zinc. http://twitpic.com/3l2uhe #
    • And after that, we're in a bar that sells thongs to match thei tshirts. GOTTA LOVE San Antonio! #
    • $90 alpaca wool pashmina. Sitting next to a smoker. Gah. #
    • We finally found the Naked Iguana on the river. It eluded us last night. #
    • Well, I'm sad for Arizona's Wildcats. :( But the Riverwalk should now become party central. Whoo hooo. #
    • OH on SportsCenter: Celtics down by two touchdowns. Yeah. Mmm kay. #
    • And now, Tex's bar seems to be a good place to cap off our night. It's more tv than techno and keeps 'old people' volumes. πŸ˜‰ #
    • It's a stroller, not a bulldozer. #bitch #
    • Bye bye, San Antonio. Thank you for a great mini-vacay. Maybe we can come back in the spring to visit the zoo. #
    • Hey FACTORY BUILDER STORES truck (ph 512 834 1422), way to drive like a total #asshole #
    • T-minus 22 hours. #gocanes #theU #
    • big project: dropping OtherInBox in favor of my own filters in Gmail. Easier to manage. Been at it off-&-on for a week. Close to "perfect". #
    • @lisah I did #emhe once; not again. Disorganized. Not a good volunteer experience for anyone I knew who participated. :( #
    • .@crredwards @lisah Oh yes, HfH is a GREAT volunteer experience. Extreme Makeover was a LOT of standing around. #
    • @stealingsand Are you going to get a matching Ninja outfit? πŸ˜‰ With throwing stars? :) #
    • Come ON, U Conn. We are all rooting for you! #girlsrule #boysdrool #
    • When Harry Met Sally quote war going on over on facebook. Thank you @idodoodle !!! #
    • 1 more time #Austin friends w/out NYE plans. Please join us @ a $raiser 4 bluetheatre.org Only $25 @TitosVodka & desserts. 8 performances! #
    • UConn, I'm sad u didn't keep the streak…especially w/ Stanford. :( I hope you do it all over again starting with the very next game! #
    • I'm not a Stanford fan (at all) but I have to appreciate what their coach said about UConn's streak and how their win was their own. #
    • unsubscribing from stuff and filtering other stuff while I try to wake up… big day ahead! #
    • also setting up certain browsers for certain sets of logins. This is going to take some time but will make me more efficient! #
    • Happy New Year, Australia! #
    • It's all about #theU Go 'Canes. #
    • @stealingsand Just in time for your trip down for SxSW!!! I can't wait to meet her, too! #
    • We've got some 'Canes over here! WHOOSH WHOOSH!!! @thedailygrill #
    • Gah. 'Canes. Why don't you just carry the ball into the endzone FOR Notre Lame? :( #theU #
    • OH at game watch: Third pick. You're out. GET HIM OUTTA THERE. #theU #
    • On the board, finally. Their kicker made a 50yd field goal with the wind. OUR'S made 47yd into the wind. #theU #
    • @HaleyOdom CONGRATS!!! I know where he can get a good photographer! πŸ˜‰ LoL! #
    • RT @crewt RT @gregcote #Hurricanes coach Golden jst told me directly Whipple wnt B back as off coord, & strongly implied new OC'll B frm NFL #
    • HAPPY New Year's Eve @ The Blue Theatre's Carnival bash. HuGe party. Gonna be crowded if the line is any indication. Good fun 4a good cause. #
    • RT @stealingsand RT @fscklog New year resolutions: 960×640, 1024×768, 1366×768 and 2560×1440. #
    • @stealingsand HNY to you all, too. We're at a cool party but it's almost too crowded to move! Gald we have seats! #
    • The aerielist was GREAT! #
    • Band, if your sound check guy wears earplugs, don't believe him when he says it should be louder. NO ONE thinks it's as good as you do. #
    • People really got into the Carnival theme. #
    • If you didn't see twirling fire and boobie paining for NYE, you should've been at The Blue Theatre! #
    • after ordering a Farmers'Market/veg from @austinspizza, ME "I'm supremely lucky 2haveU n my life.' HIM "nuh uh. UR Farmers'-Market lucky". #
    • Happy New Year mailer set to go out on first biz day of 2011. whew. Now, what else can I get caught up on? #
    • TCU! yeee haw! #rosebowl #
    • RT @WendiAarons: Cedar's high & so am I. Wheeeee! #AllegraD #Austin #MothafokkinAllergies #
    • OH at our home: "I heard a naked girl outside. I think she's a blonde! Isn't that what you heard?" #

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  • 26Dec
    • Not that I will, but if I won a Kindle, I'd just sell it. I'd much rather have the money than the device. #
    • OH at a feaux jelly coworking: "Matthew Broderick is cute & nerdy." "Kinda like @maczter?" "Yeah, just LIKE him!" cc @slavetofashion #
    • OH at coworking: "I'm too laid back for yoga, I think." #
    • RT @omarg 1yr-old Carolina's brain just started to wrap itself around the idea that her 3yr-old sister can hook her up w/toys #
    • @slavetofashion I will let him/her know! :) #
    • RT @aunder: Sister's dog @Junedogcarter is lost near Butler Elementary in North Arlington. Have you seen her? http://yfrog.com/h2t3yhj #
    • ok the person who just shared their new MySpace friend with all of us on facebook just about got unfriended on there. Ew. #
    • RT @MelanieB Phrase of the day: Shatner commas as in "These are, odd places, for, commas." http://bit.ly/gR2mJe v @luannsaid #
    • Oh, and if you haven't seen Urban Dictionary's Word of the Year list, it's a good read! http://bit.ly/gvBPf6 #
    • RT @drewtoothpaste BREAKING Yahoo's plan2shut down Myspace cancelled..they don't own it. "It failed, so we just assumed," they said #
    • @luannsaid @MelanieB I would be on the side of your mom. I prefer more commas. Feel they add clarity for slower or weaker readers. #
    • Ha! That lady (@ the post office) is wearing pajama pants that are the same as our christmas wrapping paper,,,white w/colored snow flakes #
    • hey PC users, what desktop clock do you use? #
    • OH an IT guy: [rabble rabble] Angry Birds application on my phone … and then I saw @lisah tweet about it. Must investigate. #
    • damn you to hell "Ribbon Bar". damn you. #
    • For reals? I had to add Decepticons to my dictionary? How is THAT not already THERE? πŸ˜‰ #
    • @andreaschulle @SummerH @juliedarling just FTR, I don't sew (sends me n2 balling fits). I'd knit or something. Riata a great big room, tho. #
    • Years after no-longer working w/GLBT community, I still look up words/definitions/specifics to make sure stuff I edit is accurate. #
    • ha! @BBVACompass was evil to me last week and this week some guy (5'10" 220# 45yo) robbed 'em! Serves them right. booya. #
    • RT @TurboGrandma I appreciate it when strip clubs advertise "Live Girls!", because walking into dead girl venues is a total bummer. #
    • RT: @JohnJEgan: Computer Users Jeopardize Security With Poor Password Practices – Technorati http://bit.ly/gQGiSQ #
    • @lisah They need WiseStamp to neatly put all that in a signature. #
    • GO #
    • VERY tired today. :( #
    • can NOT focus. Don't know how I'm going to get it all done. #
    • @midnightferret Ditto! We have several tasks left and only tonight to complete them. :( #
    • @midnightferret I hope he pays well for that kind of customer service! E has a rule…and he just won't go do those things. #
    • @stealingsand Well, u know that's /not really/ work, right? I mean, they won't notice ur IM icon change if you leave for an hour. #headdesk #
    • @midnightferret "ooooh You're Welcome, Boss. I can't wait to see what knid of bonus this gets me!" #evilgrin #
    • I just opened atask list …. and from the idea to the click, the idea was *poof* gone. So, I'm checking Twitter. #canNOTfocus #
    • Oh, THERE it is! whew. it was a pretty good one, too! #
    • RT @zachvat Were Jesus born today: The Digital Nativity. http://bit.ly/ff7iS9 Pretty cute. #
    • for the first time in yrs, I'm working on a PC (4a client). Taking a /while/ to get the hang of the keystrokes (&keyboard layout) again #
    • @laniar Are you using SocialOomph to vet your followers? #
    • @laniar oh. That's almost all I use it for…and it works well for that. #
    • Ok, delicious (yahoo). Shutting down against a major holiday s NOT cool. ne1 remember @Sandy? Did same thing. I ain't got time 2fix this NOW #
    • wow. just wow. that's FOUR. #
    • @AlexStivers one inflatable character is too many. #worstdecorever #
    • I fear I'm making a big mess! I have to get this data organized. #
    • I love Devin Hester on the field, but OMG he needs to learn how to talk to the press! "ummm……you know?" #theU ("badder", really?) #
    • brrrr for it to have been ~80 degrees yesterday, it sure is chilly this morning. #
    • in need of a better to-do list for a particular project…so I'm re-learning @rtm (and I still miss @IWantSandy). #
    • @willsmom What @TexBetsy said. #werd #
    • @Sethersk82 aNOTHer one? I can NOT bring myself to feel sorry for the company (only for those employees on scene). #
    • The Domain is like a ghost town…..hardly any peeps! #
    • @LaughlinJames oh please no! don't make @hashable stoop down to @hootsuite :( #
    • .@hashable @hootsuite @LaughlinJames I'm for that as long as it's an OPTION and not a default. #yestgetalong #dontforceit #
    • ok so yesterday GoogleVoice let me geta new number (removing my mobile #). Today, I can't delete one or "steal" like I did yesterday. WTF? #
    • BTW, I just want to put it back like it was in case my mom calls. #fail #
    • Hey, @laughlinjames, we're on @scobleizer (well you are, I'm hiding.) http://scoble.it/fB1THS …where the line veers between cars! #
    • @LaughlinJames Ctrl + is your friend, Dude. :) #
    • I was just told that I embrace technology. Heck yeah. #
    • I'm sitting too close to these monitors…its giving me a headache. Must readjust my ergos. #
    • @emil285 5 hours in the car with you….. BLISS! #
    • Hey marketing: if the company's home page content is full of industry jargon and acronyms, you're doing it wrong. #fail #
    • Oh, I'm hungry. No wonder I have a headache. Damn you @subwayfreshbuzz and your 3-hour salad. I need more veggies at lunch. #
    • @crredwards Excellent way to measure for a general audience! #
    • @thejenatx zombie octopi death metal logo creeps for Movember? #Wha #
    • The Internets are behaving strangely: my phone # called a friend, hubs wasn't following me on Twitter for an hour, and email is wonky #
    • Less than one hour to go! Come ON, clock: move those hands; blink those dots! #
    • 5 mins ago, I got mail from a client wanting her family port. (from AUG) to make/send cards. Prompted me to vacay my email. *shakes head* #
    • @unclelukereal1 Happy Birthday! #theU #
    • Would y'all believe traffic today was light? We're ~10 mins ahead of r most hopeful projection! PITY 2mrw's drivers since it's sure 2b worse #
    • Christmas Number One – with my mom's parents. It's a BIG Christmas with large boxes. #
    • Kroger in my small home town on Christmas 'Adam'. It's a special kind of hell. At least this store doesn't have my HS picture on the wall. #
    • LOL! @imrphoto Traveling in Mexico. On-board movie: the hot chick. Dubbed in Spanish. Kill me now. #
    • Mmmerry Christmas @idodoodle! MmmBop is playing in our car JUST for YOU! #
    • Stopped at Cracker Barrel on Christmas Eve at 11am and had no wait for a table. It's a Christmas MIRACLE! #
    • Waving hi/bye to @84jordan as we stop in her hometown for gas. :) #
    • An Aggie staple while in Aggieland: Wings 'N More. (Odd for us since we have them in Austin, too.) Nice break from holiday stuff. #
    • Sidney & Bailey are a huge embarrassment to Mississippi State! Wow! #
    • Horton Hears a Who! #
    • Merry Christmas! #
    • The last group of neices and nephews are on their way with the last parts of the meal. And then the gorging can begin. #
    • Last to leave xmas #3 (with @emil285's family)…and out of there much earlier than usual. Headed home fos xmas4 (us, finally). #
    • Wish the town of Manheim still had it's cute country store. We might break there sometimes, since we never stop in Caldwell (bastages). #
    • Hey @emil285, we're Almost Home! #
    • @Rocknrealty You are quite welcome and deserving, friend! #
    • Did Posterous hibernate from the cold. Why isn't it working for me? :( #
    • Up for giving @spam & block? This guy: @invitar #
    • RT @lisah Be aware that, 4 some ppl, this holiday is harder than u can imagine. Give benefit of the doubt & put a plug in it for 1 day! #
    • .@jolynjanis @katebuckjr count me in. Angry birds is just "Crush the Castle" in a different theme. Tetris rules. #
    • @jeremya LOL! Hey @emil285 wants to know why you ruined it. Much fodder for blogging/tweeting could be had! πŸ˜‰ #

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  • 19Dec
    • @lisah mmmm I LOVE brussesl sprouts! #
    • new phone books (we didn't want) have arrived. Where is phone book recycling? #
    • SNORT! @Sethersk82 …going to donate my phonebooks to the senior center so all the old ladies can see above the steering wheel. #
    • AA, PLEASE let parents keep kids HAPPY! @joeyTWOwheels AA, if waiting for de-ice, why [can't I] entertain my 3.5 yo twins w/ my iPad? #
    • I'd love to see Randy Shannon here in Austin! RT @unclelukereal1: RS came out of this deal on top we taking about TX that's fucking big #
    • That's a hella lot! @jeremya: Wanna know how much I hate Vick? I am cheering for the Cowboys thats how much. #
    • I LOVE getting two things done at once: editing photos while I build my Romantic Boudoir session playlist. #booya #
    • hmmmm. suddenly, @pandora stops skipping songs when I give them a thumbs down. I like the songs, but don't want them on this "station" #
    • There you go, @evite. You don't give me an unsubscribe option and force me to see every RSVP. I mark you as spam! #
    • @crredwards fb lets me control them a little. I've NOTHING turned on for @eVite, but get email every time someone RSVPs for events. #
    • Happy Birthday, @joeyTWOwheels!!! #
    • RT @RachelintheOC: Wow, people are offended by crumbs today. #
    • LOL! true! @SheilaS <immature response to InterWebz>But I don't WANT to change my passwords again! Stupid security</immature resp…> #
    • That stuff is the reason I'm still alive! LOL! @TheJenATX: Mucinex: The drug of champions. #hellomucus #
    • LOL! RT @laniar: nsfw- you cannot unsee this every time you log in to fb: http://post.ly/1KY1S #
    • @txhoudini Stand your ground! #
    • @txhoudini @ParkourA Let us know if u need some muscle. "Hi I'm calling on behalf of @txhoudini. Ur contract is up, so we'll deliver…" #
    • @Haute4Cake Oh, Good! You figured out how to use it! #
    • @SummerH @ColeH Victoria's Secret gift card will get "stolen" a lot. :) #
    • AWESOME! @txhoudini: On a good note I figured out that kick ass theme… #
    • @crredwards Yeah, I'm NOT a fan of facebook as "email" at ALL. I get invited to events in places like Michigan. le sigh. #
    • @daveiam I like the new cover, but fb won't let me "like" it. ;P #
    • What do you all wanna bet that my bride's just-emailed album order is something she expects by Xmas? hahahahahhaah #
    • @midnightferret LOL. Yeah, luckily they got married in March, so they can't expect a miracle after waiting this long. :) See you tonight? #
    • Can meeps handle the responsibility of making a DECISION? @Allison_Peacock No More 'Maybe' option on RSVPs http://bit.ly/g3L1oD v @Meetup #
    • hey @HaleyOdom when you are feeling better, can you help us find a REAL consumer source for laws? ( http://bit.ly/FjXDQ seems spammy) #
    • @daveiam HA! That must be it. I didn't realize there was a separate page for this project. :) #
    • @daveiam done and done! #
    • @midnightferret awww. you'll be missed. FEEL BETTER! #crummy #
    • @laniar Well no wonder, you can't find mint/honey, Honey! You are at the wrong HEB! (that store makes me crazy!) #
    • .@HaleyOdom @daveiam you are a doll Hey, everyone, @HaleyOdom is a DOLL! Hear that? #
    • @laniar a remodel should help them a LOT. The store seems so out-of-order to me. I <3 the HEB+ on 620 but that's kinda far. #
    • lawdy, this one client is going to kill me with emails. From the get-go, she's made everything much more complicated than necesary! #
    • @laniar Oh sounds NICE. The one in <shh> CS</shh> is all effed up. It's a maze, so you can't forget ANYTHING 'cause going back is hell. #
    • @Sethersk82 http://bit.ly/nBMJF and http://bit.ly/dzoRF and http://bit.ly/u58Qu for pizza! #ATX #
    • @klm_tweets heh. Since every email has ~10 big drawn out questions, I'd have to charge per WORD! #
    • RT @jeremya: Know what we need in 2011 more Social Media Experts. #whatwedontneedin2011 #
    • .@jenztweets @TheJenATX @IleenieWeenie The best #cedarfever remedy I have found is the Easy Breather tincture (locally made!) #
    • @Sethersk82 also: GREAT site/list: http://bit.ly/XzfgK #
    • .@txhoudini I may have mis-used the word tincture. This is herbal. http://bit.ly/feURZl #
    • .@txhoudini Two homeopathy remedies work really well for me. & apis mexaphilia (sp?) has converted a few non-believer fireant sting victims! #
    • . @txhoudini @TheJenATX @IleenieWeenie @jenztweets Easy Breather works better if used BEFORE #cedarfever hits, but is a good remedy, too. #
    • RT @OsGuzman Golden on why Miami: "You kidding me? It's the most recognizable brand in college football. It's a dream job." #theU #
    • I've been cold down to my bones for two days. Why can't I get warm? It's just not THAT cold. First time I've been truly cold in years. #
    • @txhoudini don't be a hater. don't hate what you can't understand. ;P (None of the others ever did that much for me.) #
    • Early for CroKnit, waiting for my supper. A guy a few tables away sounds *exactly* like our nephew. cc @roybragg @emil285 #
    • So just for s&g, I went to see. Not him, of course. #uncanny #
    • *drool* @jeremya: Was thinking about getting a Canon 7D but I might hold out for the 5D mk II #
    • @crewt What is vegan hot cocoa? #
    • hey, @AlexStivers I see your Team Giggidy donation box at @TheDigPub . NICE! πŸ˜‰ #
    • @crewt ahhh. I have looked for the occasional "there must be" here or there. Also #fail at times. Like KrispyKreme on Sat night. :/ #
    • @flabastida can you share a list of the marketing blogs people list? :) pretty please? #
    • @txhoudini Oh, I understand the science…but I believe what works. πŸ˜‰ #
    • @AlexStivers done and Done! #
    • @crewt yay! I'll check with Whole Foods for a vegan cooca mix. (a necessity for the "winter" we have in Texas) #
    • Next up: Golden 'Canes will bestow somthing. RT @caneshooter Sebastian shows Coach Golden how to properly do #TheU http://bit.ly/gD3nZI #
    • RT @elysa: 7 Things Your Body Needs Right Now http://dlvr.it/BNJHQ #
    • "All the single ladies": Anyone without a date for this evening and want to go see a hockey game? #
    • Last call 4 #Austin single gals who want to go on a hockey date with a great guy this eve! I'm going to be mobile-only after 3pm, so DM me #
    • .@omarg @SummerH If you do it right, they can "hear" you bat lashes (or roll eyes) over the phone! Trust me, I gold medal in both events! #
    • kitteh snores are so CUTE cc @purrrrrl #
    • Ew. #
    • O m effin g. Wow. And just wtf! #
    • LOL! @wesley83 Rock'em Sock'em Robots THE MOVIE! http://bit.ly/gKrVv9 cc @roybragg @emil285 @TheJenATX @katebuckjr #
    • Dear Tweeps. Thank you for "getting it". Thank you for understanding the SOCIAL in Social Media. Thanks for doing the RIGHT thing so often! #
    • @wesley83 OMG, @TheJenATX will LOL. @emil285 & @roybragg will add it to their movie lists. and @katebuckjr won't get the reference! πŸ˜‰ #
    • LOL! @wesley83: @LoriLuza Kids these days. cc @TheJenATX @katebuckjr πŸ˜‰ #
    • @IleenieWeenie We don't have neurologists in #Austin #doctorfail #
    • @IleenieWeenie Oh, that's a shame. I guess there isn't much of a market for that specialty in AWESOME #Austin !!! #doctorfail #
    • aw, sweet lil' @katebuckjr It's a Rock'em Sock'em Robots thing. You're too young to understand! πŸ˜‰ @TheJenATX @wesley83 @emil285 @roybragg #
    • RT @TurboGrandma: My cat is pretty judgmental for someone whose idea of personal hygiene is licking his butthole in front of company. #
    • RT @MissSacramento: It amazes me what people can get away with…… #
    • @midnightferret PLEASE put your kitteh on Twitteh. It will be so much fun if our's follow one another! #
    • Always catches me off guard when one of the few peeps I have blocked from email shows up in a reply or list. #
    • @IleenieWeenie @aliholden I just want to NOM that little ball of fluff with kisses and love! #
    • @HaleyOdom @I_Am_Esquire On one forum I belong to, sarcasm is green. :) #
    • LOL. @KittyMarble is stuck in his box (from our new TV). He managed to get in it without knocking it over and now he can't get out. #warble #
    • I suck at doing xmas…and it drains the life from me. #
    • Lunch, finally. Well, I had a salad at #BrainNet so I guess this is "lupper". #
    • I smell a boudoir session in someone's future! LOL! RT @slavetofashion: @Rocknrealty ..When can we go shopping 4 scandalously low-cut tops?? #
    • News to me, too! @crewt: Today is National Cupcake Day and I just find out now????? #
    • @TheOtherLeslie *raises hand* #
    • @TheOtherLeslie Don't do that. If you even show up, you are stronger than I am! I've had a moratorium on xmas parties for years! #
    • Newsflash: CIGARETTE BUTTS ARE LITTER. 1 in every 2 Texans litters. Do us all a favor and Don’t Mess with Texas! v @TxDOT #
    • I see too much "marketing" that is 100% lies. Makes me sad. :( #
    • I just love it when a fellow biz owner (2 hours away) unsubs from my <1/mo email list, but then invites me to their events. WTH? #
    • exactly how many AC/DC songs am I going to get in a row, @pandora #weird #
    • Noooooooooooooo [insert long list of expletives here!] RT @stealingsand: aw shit, byebye Delicious :( http://tcrn.ch/dGH8j5 #
    • I honestly don't care that facebook is down, but why is my Google Calendar being wonky? :( #
    • ditto RT @rjfrasca: If it weren't for twitter, I would have never even known facebook was down… #
    • @PaulettePGM Ha. I've only been saying that since forever! :) #
    • So, is there going to be a way to export from delicious.com ? I really need/want all my stuff. #
    • oh, THERE is the Export for delicious bookmarks. yay! #
    • @omarg @austin_brian Thanks, guys. My Twitter went dead-ish (channelling fb this pm?) & then I found it. Appreciate the help nonetheless! #
    • RT @austindirtydog: "that which does not kill us only makes us stronger" better be true or I'm gonna be SERIOUSLY P.O.'d. #
    • RT @CANES4LIFESHOW: Hearing POSSIBLY Ken Dorsey coming back to #TheU as a GA. That would be cool. #GoCanes #theU v @Caldwell676 #
    • Thank you, Susie The Little Blue Coupe, for going out of your way to let me in! #
    • I have `couple of folks 2do nice little things for. If I were a baker, I'd make cookies. What else says "Thanks for a great year"? #
    • Did some1 let @TheJenATX out of the house in her Monkey Pants? @SummerH PJs w/monkeys all over r cute enuf 2wear in public. But please don't #
    • @jenztweets EEEEEEE!!! Jen, that's PERFECT for what I need! Thank YOU! #consumablegiftsrock #
    • @Allison_Peacock Maybe if you turn it off from the web, the setting will stick. #iPhone #
    • .@TheJenATX @SummerH LOLing at #monkeypants !!! #
    • @maczter ew! #shakesheadinshame #
    • . @SummerH Those are bigger than I was hoping to spend (but I'm keeping the ideas for future!) This is for the 2 peeps in our Village office #
    • Oh I am going to open a can of whup ass on @bbvacompass for charging fees to my CLOSED account AGAIN #fskrs #
    • on hold 4the 3rd time w/ @bbvacompass while a newbie tries 2 "get the system 2 work". Apparently, they did system updates today. brilliant #
    • .@bbvacompASS #ass @bbVACompass #VacAsInItSucks #ridiculous 4th hold during 3rd attempt to CLOSE ACCOUNTS. #
    • Anyone want to join me at @BBVACompass bank tomorrow to share my "experience" with every customer (& social media outlet) I can? #
    • Agreed. (But maybe skiing or hiking) @TheJenATX: Yep. Next year? Christmas? Bahamas. #hateit #allofit #
    • <sarcasm> Oh, and the very best news of the day? @emil285s coworkers are all sick. </sarcasm> #
    • Manuel (Manolo) SΓ‘nchez of @bbvacompass Your bank sucks. Your employees are undertrained. Your policies are OF THE DEVIL. I hate you. #
    • @TheJenATX Have you read Skipping Christmas? #
    • I haven't been this angry in a really long time. @bbvacompass #
    • @TheJenATX pretty much! I <3d it 'til they reazlied that they can't skip. (Book is WAAAY better than the movie: Christmas with the Kranks) #
    • @Sethersk82 They're not even my bank anymore. Haven't been in days. I'm going to have to invoice them all my time fixing this $h!t #
    • @Sethersk82 Ouch on the popper burns! :( I don't have any aloe to give you. #
    • @Sethersk82 Yeah, they dared 2 mess w/an Irish Texan during the stressful HOLIDAYs? They won't know what hit 'em. I might need bail money. #
    • My chest hurts. If I have some kind of panic/heart attack, I blame @bbvacompass and their complete and utter ineptitude. #VeryAngry #
    • @IleenieWeenie I'm trying. It's a stressful week/season and they pull this $h!t, now? #fskrs #
    • OMG this @turtlecalls thing is makeing me LOL for only the 3rd time all day! #
    • @IleenieWeenie Gave them multiple chances 2make it right. 2mrw, I'm storming a branch w/VERY LOUD discontent. No new customers on my watch!! #
    • .@crredwards I want to hire @turtlecalls to call @turtleor LOL! Oh, and Jason in Missouri is kind of a d.i.c. #
    • @crredwards I think I want him 2call my mom. But she won't wear her glasses & can't read CallerID so: just a vm instead of a conversation. #
    • @IleenieWeenie I don't know that I have time for that, but I can be LOUD and I can make new customers afraid to bank there. #
    • @IleenieWeenie Yeah, I think Mr. Weenie lives close to the jail. LOL! #
    • Tweeps, Thank you all for the DMs of support! I'll get back to each of you when I can. I will blog/Tweet/etc the story. @bbvacompass fskers #
    • About time someone did SOMETHING! @AdFreak Obama signs law to quiet TV commercials. http://bit.ly/ho3Nhi v @stealingsand #
    • @mherzber That one looks ok as a delicious replacement, but I like the social part for searching (& for blog widgets.) #
    • @mherzber Yeah, I don't really share with anyone else. Not many similar users as friends, but like to search members' public bookmarks. #
    • @Allison_Peacock That is so weird. Can you re-install the app? #lame #iPhone #
    • @IleenieWeenie Thanks. T-minus 00:35. Brought $.95 in pennies to pay the change on the charge. (Fee was reversed over phone.) @bbvacompass #
    • @Allison_Peacock well that taps my keg of ideas. :( #
    • @IleenieWeenie Thanks for the #FF (t-minus 0:23) Fueling up, now. #
    • @midnightferret yeah, we'll I'm going to invoice @bbvacompASS for all the time I've wasted on this. I have work to do, too. #
    • Here I go, kids. Wish me luck. (I'll Tweet via text if I can.) #
    • Brrrr #Austin #
    • Only 3 cars in the lot. I SHOULD wait 'til lunch for maximum effect, but that's even more inconvient for me. @bbvacompass SUCKS #
    • Teller showing guy how new ATM works. I suggest he do the smart thing and take his money elsewhere. @bbvacompASS #
    • This is complete, total, & utter bullshit, @bbvacompASS ! If your teller had closed my acts when I CLOSED em, none of this would've happened #
    • Getting the name of the teller who screwed up RIGHT NOW. @bbvacompASS #
    • And now, even the bank employee (more than a teller) is stuck in call processing hell. Now wonder banks cost so much. @bbvacompASS #
    • Figures. The guy who doesn't have authority to do much went to TTech. @bbvacompASS #
    • Non-teller guy trying actually freeze/lock my account while @bbvacompASS has their 'magic' 30-day window for re-opening the acct on a whim #
    • Supposedly, it's now REALLY closed. We'll see. Kicker: address they have is 2 yrs old: is 'other' side of their system. Wha? @bbvacompASS #
    • @imrphoto Thanks, JC! πŸ˜‰ I id that and then some! #
    • @amberagd eeee! Are you going on a big trip? #
    • GAH! "As of Dec 17, you'll be automatically enrolled in a new @bbvacompASS personal payments…a $1.00 service fee will apply to each…" #
    • regarding last Tweet. Spam reported. #fskrs #
    • @Sethersk82 Oh, I'm not done. I'm going to find the guy who didn't close the account the FIRST time. @bbvacompASS #
    • RT @Sethersk82: is there a store in austin that sells vintage stereo equipment? record players, receivers, speakers, etc??? #
    • Poll: do you return callers who don't leave a message? I don't (usually). I hate not knowing WHY they called, so I can prep to call back. #
    • @jadana17 Yes, those are the worst of the bunch; I agree. #
    • Since every new bookmarking site is all "import from delicious" today, it makes me wonder how big delicious was, and why Yahoo dropped it. #
    • @jenztweets Agreed! Family and BFFs get a pass (you probably know why they're calling, anyway!) LOL. #
    • @SheilaS except for the severely technically challenged…who might have to dictate stories to someone with SM knowledge. #
    • @SheilaS I see the rare exception. Sending email is the max of their technical abilities. (and then I wonder how they function day-to-day) #
    • @SheilaS ..but yes, almost all don't want to take the ~10 minutes to learn. :) #
    • @SheilaS Ah, yes, in that case, I'm also a #HardAss If you CAN, you SHOULD. If you can't, MAYbe ur in the wrong field. #
    • @imrphoto @laniar (jumping in.) I've seen that and think it's a typo. "you're NOW following" would be correct. #
    • @flabastida I used to know one. Let me know if you come up dry and I'll see if I can find it. #
    • @flabastida Well Look how EASY THAT was, afterall! dang. http://bit.ly/g1JzAf #
    • @flabastida I'll make sure that @emil285 makes good on that for you! :) #
    • . @TheLastPieman = spam #
    • RT @lisah: Businesses that offer fantastic pricing for new customers only w/out also rewarding loyal customers make me testy. #
    • Anyone have a LEGITIMATE source (i.e. Google) on the I.M. headline: "Goo gle Du mps 49 88 4 0 00 Act ive Web sites" (spaces to stop spam) #
    • @sarahEmagee I "kicked ass" at @bbvacompASS this morning & might "take names" at another branch this afternoon. #dontgetinmyway #
    • @jadana17 I was hoping they were taking down all the "fake" sites out there. (domain squatters) :) #
    • @austindirtydog Well my job didn't draw blood, but I thought about drawing some myself! LOL! #
    • Ok, facebook, "Friends Events". Why? I just get confused (Didn't I already RSVP?) or think ur trying 2 make me feel left out. Don't get it. #
    • @luannsaid I wish I could re-size columns in @TweetDeck That would help me organize Important vs. NotAs #
    • @lisah maybe 'cause wave was less purposeful than delicious? #
    • wave of sleepies. oh nooooooooes. This weather does that to me. #
    • @SummerH Teee heeee GREAT minds, right? πŸ˜‰ #
    • wearing two scarfs because a) I'm cold and b) I need to keep @KittyMarble away from them. #
    • For all you Tweeps using ow.ly, it doesn't usually work too well. Makes it hard for us to read your stuff and RT it. #
    • RT @snookca: My advice: if you have even the slightest aversion to shit, don't have kids. v @stealingsand #
    • Dinner at @NeWorlDeli with @emil285 before we go see the Miracle on 37th Street. Thanks @laniar @atbushnell for the idea! #
    • Music at @NeWorlDeli is much too loud for conversation. Also, he has AT&T feedback from incoming calls. #
    • Sock monkey manger http://twitpic.com/3gx22o #
    • When did Texas Highways magazine get so expensive? damn recession. grrr. #
    • allergy ATTACK. Must go lie down. Have a great w/e, everyone. #
    • .@Sethersk82 No, but @laniar heard something like fireworks and she's not very far away from here. #
    • @laniar please meet my neighbor @Sethersk82 . Seth, this is Lani (rhymes with Bonnie). #
    • @laniar @sethersk82 and thanks for the info! good to know from whence it came! πŸ˜‰ #
    • I want the morons who didn't standardize CD/DVD labels to have to MAKE all their own for the rest of their lives. #TemplateHell #
    • @Allison_Peacock Yep…marking them all as SPAM, too. #annoying #
    • @AmberAusten (((hugs))) for you and those in need of healing. #

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  • 12Dec
    • @bekitoburrito Yes, you are crazy! Girl, find a pattern! #
    • Win a free copy of @mojo_themes #WordPress Cyber Bundle ($579 value) from @wpbeginner http://wpbeg.in/i00vmH (Just RT to Enter) #
    • Powerful post from @rocknrealty Glitter Every Day: been a while….need more glitter http://bit.ly/eyt6X0 v @flabastida #
    • @annamunoz Oh that is so sad! I'm sorry for your losses. Maybe a kitten would help? :) j.k. #
    • @annamunoz Can you take Fletcher to puppy play dates? Is there a rescue group you could all get involved with? #
    • @annamunoz for he holidays or a move? #
    • If only he'd do those things for me for real! :) @emil285 washed Lori's car, changed filter, [etc.]..w/in Gran Turismo 5, that is. #
    • Our new neighbors have slammed their door 12+ times today alone. It rattles our windows. #assholes (can u hear them @Sethersk82 ?) #
    • @Sethersk82 I've glared at them to no avail. They even slam the door 2-3 times for each time they leave. WTH? #
    • FABU week/end w/ @Haute4Cake @jenztweets @LaughlinJames @laniar @emil285 @PaulettePGM @Sethersk82 @SewSister @slavetofashion &more #
    • RT @meganraphael: so it looks like my December 31 is gonna be a busy one. Canes vs. Catholics by day, NYE by night. #gocanes #theU #
    • That's not happiness to see me, now, is it? #
    • @Sethersk82 [Kitten] went…home, & there was a..bowl of milk on the porch just waiting for her. Lucky Kitten!" -Kitten's First Full Moon #
    • @UWSblondie You'll know if you use TweetDeck, for sure. Most Twitter apps have a "mentions" column/tab. :) #
    • today, an Open House and LOTs of editing/orders. Tomorrow, more editing & PAINTING our new office space! :) #
    • awesome! @g_ack: Hanukah candles burning down in front of the Xmas tree http://instagr.am/p/eYdS/ #
    • Someone pls make a Netflix-streaming Roulette program? Spin a wheel. Doesn't say what movie you're starting v @shwood @txhoudini #
    • Door slam: 1. Annoying "little shit" dogs unleashed and unsupervised: 1. Happy Monday. #nowwhereismyarmyofflyingmonkeys #
    • @slavetofashion Yes, we are so close, now, let's make a girlie date! *mwah* Lunch sometime? #
    • In Texas, raffles are severely restricted by law. Odds are, it's illegal for your group to have one. No, I won't donate or buy a ticket. #
    • RT @stealingsand: RT @envatographics: PHOBAR: Photoshopped Beyond All Recognition http://bit.ly/hx39hc #
    • Also, I report ALL spam and fake facebook profiles. Play nice, people. #
    • Door slam: 2. Bad doggies: 1. Get a rope! #
    • LOL & FIFY! @AhhPhotography: RUA Redneck? The biggest city you've ever been to is [the] WalMart [in Paris, Texas.] #
    • :( @keyetv: Don Meredith, legendary former Dallas Cowboys quarterback, has died after a brain hemorrhage in Santa Fe. He was 72. #
    • urgh. If there is such a thing as tri-polar, this day has that all wrapped up! Ping-pong-spat! #
    • RT @Sethersk82: i wanna start a movement of people changing their profile pics to a summers eve box to bring awareness to douchebaggery. #
    • @SheJustGotMarri @Sethersk82 oooh, let's find a way to change it FOR them! LOL! #
    • Area code 208? Idaho? Yeah, they need a photographer in Austin, Texas. SURE they do. </sarcasm> ignore. block. #
    • @francisjoseph Yes, I get some of those, too, but teeny town in NW Idaho coupled w/no message rasies flags. :) I haven't blocked them yet. #
    • I'm sorry if I just pocket-dialed anyone ( @84jordan ). Getting used to 'winter' and pockets and stuff. #
    • Dear @subway, when you took out spinach, it greatly reduced the salad quality. Can another green come back? Romaine or spring mix? #
    • #Austin speed trapunder 183 at Lake Creek Pkwy. #
    • LOL! RT @TurboGrandma: All I Want for Christmas is My 2 Mil Trust Fund #HipsterChristmas #
    • Chicken broth. Only the 2nd time in months. Staving off the latest bug. I hope its just the dry air. :( #
    • LOL @WendiAarons going..to a friend's to let her puppy out 2pee. She..sent me a 7 paragraph email of instructions. I hope I don't mess up. #
    • @imrphoto Wendy's salads always seem to have stuff I can't eat. :( Gonna try Jack in the Box, soon. Wish there were better SOUP places! yum! #
    • For reals? That is mad! RT @Cuatros: Holy Cow! Cuatro's gone mad!!! $.50 beers tonight! #
    • @imrphoto Jack in the Box was a waste of time…all of their salads have chicken. I'll try Wendy's again. #
    • Run, deer. RUN! #
    • @TheJenATX How about knitting him/her a Tea Cozy? :) #
    • @laniar I'd only support you doing that if we get to know how to find it! LoL I want to read rants and funnies! #
    • @laniar I use gmail priority inbox and love it! #
    • 2day I've lost the office key (found) & my wallet. St. Anthony, St.Anthony, please look around. Lori's lost her mind & it can not be found! #
    • Small child you hate? Teach them the days of the week out of order. Effective, horrible, not illegal. v @robdelaney @austindirtydog #
    • Thank you, St. Anthony! found the wallet! Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead? #
    • Can't get "real" work done, so I'm cleaning through the perpetual pile on my desk. #
    • Wanna make the ZTA calls, too? πŸ˜‰ @kimhollenshead Making calls to ADPi alumni sisters in the Texas Hill Country about our Holiday Dinner #
    • xmas shopping list for "my side" is made. I think I know what I'm getting all three of them. @emil285 is in charge of the 67 on his side. #
    • @kimhollenshead LOL! I have no idea. Our holiday thing (cookie decorating) is on the 14th. We should co-host an event! ztAdpi :) #
    • Here's a novel idea: don't name your wedding biz after a Blow Job. Even if that's how she got the ring, it's not classy! #
    • @Rocknrealty Oh, I'm so sorry. Can you show him how everyone can "be a little bit Santa" to help someone in need? #
    • want! RT @SewSister Ooo thats great! RT @golocalaustin RT @golocalhouston Go Local cards – excellent stocking stuffers! #justsayin #
    • http://bit.ly/9SBt7p @laniar: YEAAAAAAAAAAH, best count + twilight + csi reference in history: http://post.ly/1IzQY #
    • @Rocknrealty Oh. Em. Glee. That is so sweet! I always want 2buy a winter coat 4someone who really needs 1 (& leave it for them to just find) #
    • Big day of painting, again, but The Spark is going to be so cute! #
    • What.Donna.Said. RT @TheDonnaBrown Whatcha doin to it? RT @SuzanneCordeiro ..iPhone, pls don't break..sure Apple won't give me a 6th.. #
    • I just threw up in my mouth a little. #
    • @TheDonnaBrown We'll share that info soon! :) #
    • I have one Twitter friend whom I follow almost everyone she RTs. Who do y'all think it is? #
    • Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! It's YOU! @stealingsand: @LoriLuza whozit? #
    • @stealingsand it's all your "fault"! πŸ˜‰ Dang you hang out with some interesting Tweeps! :) #
    • #grammarnerd alert. Saw this & 1st thought "well". @SheilaS: I pronounce the beef nachos very good at Blue Oak Grill http://bit.ly/e0q0tH #
    • @laniar mEGGchelada? #
    • "broke down in tears on the floor of a grocery store after seeing Cherry Coke, Wade's favorite soda." RIP Liz Edwards http://yhoo.it/eJUUm7 #
    • RT @Bepkoboy: I bought a bottle of wine and didn't open it…..Clearly something is wrong. #
    • HOW did I not know about postful.com before now??? It would have been so much easier to write my grands the last 3 years! #
    • hey @slavetofashion and @daisiesnchains did y'all see this one? http://bit.ly/dE0rRT #
    • @SheilaS And I should not edit-in-my-head until I've read-to-the-end since you used a word with two meanings! πŸ˜‰ #
    • @midnightferret I footnote blog posts all the time (usually personal, but sometimes professional ones too). #
    • @midnightferret I footnote blog posts when the interruption for clarity would severely interrupt the flow or when it's an aside/afterthought #
    • People who r l8 2 meetings, & thus delay the start, should have 2pay a fine 2all the people who were on time. v @academicdave @stealingsand #
    • Anybody want a cat? cc @KittyMarble #
    • @stealingsand My whole morning has been, "Get down!" "Stop that!" "no." "No." "NO!" *&% *&##$% I said, 'NO!' *&$&#$ ^&($%%^" #
    • Hey, y'all, where in NW #Austin can I rent a tall step ladder? #
    • GAH. I did YOU the favor. Just make a decision, already. We don't need a litany of emails over it. gr. #
    • Hate holidays. "I'm disabled" might mean
      u can POLITELY ask 2 cut, but if ur as sick as u claim, u shouldn't push or reak of a wet ashtray #
    • Hey employees, flirt with the baby when there isn't a big line, mmmmkay? And LISTEN to what I ordered, don't assume! #
    • @TheJenATX LOVE the blue! #
    • effin' holidays. Too much going on. Can't keep it all straight in my head. And everyone wants everything NOW! #
    • After more holiday errands and a much-needed 3-hour nap (oh & my phone turned off), I'm much more rested today. Ready to tackle stuff! #
    • Other side of social media: u think u'll like some1 ..& then u meet them IRL. Or, they made a good 1st impression & have since disappointed. #
    • @midnightferret I think it's grander, now. "Back then" how often did we meet some1 online & then meet them IRL, 2? Only 1 time 4 me. #
    • @midnightferret "Club" implies something in common to begin with, no? #
    • @midnightferret ..Same as IRL. People can make a good 1st impression & then disappoint, later. Just another aspect of SOCIAL media. #
    • @midnightferret Right, that's true of ne club, even 1 w/out online presence. After all, something in common is probably why u meet online, 2 #
    • @SuzanneCordeiro Thanks for the #ff Dahling! #
    • miles to go before I sleep. Catch you all laters. #
    • Yay! ANYtime! @crredwards: @asyouwish @jeztweets Pink cupcakes for you both. Thank you! #
    • Manuel (Manolo) SΓ‘nchez and #BBVA #Compass #Bank are both on my SH!T list. I closed my accounts on the 30th! Oh, but not really. #
    • Time to decompress with Board/Party Games Night at AustinChildFree.org Whoo hoo! Or should I show my age and say "Wa-hoo!"? #
    • LOL! @emil285 I see one of the Cool River cougars in here. She has some big titties and is bow-legged. Awesome. #
    • OH at games night: "What the [eff] is that?" #
    • RT @TurboGrandma: "We'll take like 10 more earthquakes if Sarah Palin leaves immediately." -Haiti #
    • RT @lisah: How to Suck at Facebook – The Oatmeal http://otf.me/90Y #
    • wow! Learned about this last night at AustinChildFree. uuber cool (and nerdy, too) http://bit.ly/h3C1Ga #
    • Watching the music synched Christmas lights on Collingwood Ave in Round Rock! #austin #
    • RT @charlie_hussle: It's fuckin cold out. Asked my cat if he wanted to come outside and he flipped me off. // which finger? v @TexBetsy #
    • Geeks: anyone seen a prototype of this 1-handed keyboards? Know how well it works or how long it takes to learn? http://bit.ly/h71rys #
    • I had to put on my n.c. headphones so I can JAM to Footloose at full volume! Makes me want do DANCE! #yourplayin #socool #
    • "Rock You Like a Hurricane" -Scorpions #theU #rockON #
    • @crredwards yuk, that movie was torture for me. Don't think I watched more than 30 mins w/ @emil285 (in spite of gratuitous manlies) #
    • @crredwards I guess I'm more of a Top Gun (before we knew Tom Cruise was bat-shit crazy) kinda ogler. #

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  • 05Dec
    • heating pad under my feet with @KittyMarble on top. mmmmm toasty. And, he's a heat theif! #
    • HIT's Whore House in Austin is popular. http://bit.ly/gQHilF v @placesaustin @austindirtydog #
    • Hey lady WITH a job, cut the attitude. Plenty of people will glady take it, if you can't perform basic customer service duties. #
    • Thinking about a juicer. Can anyone tell me what features I need to make vegetable juice and soup? #
    • #GetInThatAuburnStore This kid had a tough weekend: http://youtu.be/rRty9niJxe0 v @bobanddan @AlexStivers #
    • @TheTimHayden even if A&M had beat IaState (to get same # of wins), OkState would get to go according to the ~5th tie-breaker rule. #
    • @TheTimHayden Agreed! Let the BCS ranking (since we know how good THAT is. pshaw!) be the LAST step in the tie-breaker. #
    • @TheTimHayden But I went to #theU so I have different issues at hand today. LOL! :) #
    • @TheTimHayden I doubt that's anything other than some WISHFUL tweets. I haven't seen anything official on #grUden #
    • @JonTreySummers When I was at #theU players had their own cafeteria, but I think NCAA took those away from schools a few years ago. #
    • .@corrinrenee @IleenieWeenie After online/store research, I like this juicer best http://bit.ly/fkOZha (tad more than I want 2spend) #
    • .@corrinrenee @IleenieWeenie that's one of the ones we looked at. The other brand was so much better. #
    • RT @jrlive: Grateful for the work done by Randy Shannon at #TheU Now looking forward to the future! #Canes #
    • @TheJenATX ha. I no longer spend any $ in Caldwell. Got caught by an unethical (illegal?) speed trap. They'll never see another $.01 from me #
    • @TheJenATX I was, too. Cop started lights before I cross the Speed Limit sign. I was still slowing down for it. #jerk #
    • @crredwards I MUCH prefer to cook with gas than electric. Electric is far too inconsistent. :( #
    • @flabastida YUM! When's dinner? :) #
    • @crredwards ooooh lovely. We have traditional electric in our apartment. :( (safer than gas for multi-family blah blah blah) #
    • @flabastida ha! ok! be right there. j.k. :) #
    • @crredwards oh noes! sorry (x3)!!! #
    • #YouCantSpellGrUdenWithoutTheU YESSSSSSSSSS!?!?!?! HopeHopeHope http://ow.ly/3gx0X #Canes #TheU v @roto #
    • .@laniar @IrvinFromTexas I'm SO glad we traveled yesterday instead of today! (& that we take 45 up & only have to get on 35 to come back) #
    • @jadana17 yay! #
    • Hey Texas, can we grow up to be mature & inclusive and repeal the Blue Laws, already? I'd like to shop normal hours on Sundays. #
    • @crredwards You rock, anyway! So why #StillOnCouchThough ? pshaw! #
    • Viagra would be envious of the number of erections "Jon Gruden to #TheU quot; has caused. v @MrCarlosRoque @c_brolley #
    • RT @stealingsand: Dallas ladies, where do you get your hair did? Need good stylist in Plano/Allen/McKinney. May drive for superb cut πŸ˜‰ #
    • Guess I'll have 2watch Monday Night Football tomorrow w/mute off for a change to hear if Gruden addresses rumors about #TheU v @incantalupo #
    • RT @nfl: Andre Johnson of #Texans now first WR ever with at least 60 catches in each of first 8 seasons. #Hurricanes #Canes #TheU #NFLU #
    • If we can't get #grUden what about @ErinAndrews for head coach at #theU πŸ˜‰ #
    • RT @HomelessCoach Awesome day 4 Homeless Coach "Celebrate Community" unveiling featuring Lawrence, a homeless artist! #
    • RT @OntheDLPodcast summaizes the past 24hrs as far as #JonGruden & #TheU are concerned http://bit.ly/gXybjE v @CFBExaminer #
    • RT @NAPP_news Today! Get +6mos of #NAPP save big on #PSW or @KelbyTraining & more. #CyberMonday http://bit.ly/gT7qlJ #
    • my getting-dressed routine: put on fun socks, pick out a shirt, change into plain socks that don't completely clash w/shirt. cest la vie #
    • @Sethersk82 I don't think Clear Channel is SEMI-evil. I think they are the devil's twins. #
    • oh dear GAWD, please NOT Tuberville or Stoopid. #theU #grUden #
    • RT @WVUM_Sports Reading Canes players on facebook, …interesting how most called Shannon a father figure before anything else. #theU #
    • RT @wendiaarons post http://tinyurl.com/2c8lmhh what's your shittiest Xmas gift? #
    • Fan "John Gruden to Coach The U" – WE WANT GRUDEN!! http://on.fb.me/gtMhNw #theU #Canes v @sebrusk @hurricanesports #
    • ew: No one cares that you have on makeup & your hair is coiffed in a style for your age. We can see your panties….from the front! #
    • RT @WendiAarons Shld I go 2the RossDressforLess where moms let kids play soccer in the shoe section or the one where ppl try on underwear? #
    • RT @emil285 Thoughts on WikiLeaks: World wld b better off w/frank statements frm diplomats instead o political statements. #TakeThat amp;SmokeIt #
    • Dear @KittyMarble "no" means "NO." capiche? comprende? understand? get it? yo? #
    • @bekitoburrito That's GREAT to hear! #
    • gave @KittyMarble a "pawdicure" but he is still digging at and tearing on things. grrrr. No. Bad kitty. That's my pot pie! #
    • @baddmom Maybe the educational toy store near the Container Store at 183/360? #
    • @baddmom I think it's Learning Express. I love that store…and they have a lot of Legos. #
    • @stephensurefire Are you doing a Semester at Sea? #fb #
    • @stephensurefire WOW! That sounds AMAZING! Have fun. take lots of pics! #
    • @daveiam I was once dismissed from #civicduty because @emil285 had been on the grand jury that indicted the case. #
    • @lanikhong "time and space" People often lack the understanding of those words and fail to realize they are finite in our world. #
    • @fitchicnyc might. RT @davidfarley Anyone know a Long Island-based food writer for a writing gig? Good starting-out opportunity. v @lisah #
    • @fitchicnyc You're welcome, Sis! \^^^/ #
    • @corrinrenee You should join us at @TheDigPub tonight at 7pm. :) #
    • @corrinrenee $3 beer and a VERY casual group. Join us on a Monday, soon. We'd love to have you! #
    • @daveiam …but I didn't get to "share" until 4:30pm. Should have been outta there at 8:01am. πŸ˜‰ Was a tough case. i's dotted, t's crossed. #
    • CONGRATS!!! @raquenel: Omg I passed my exam!!! Thanks again for ur support Twitter! One more exam to go… The "easy" one πŸ˜‰ #
    • Guy behind me must not be from Texas. DUDE, there are at least 30ft behind you. Get out of my personal bubble! #
    • Awwww. LOOKS LIKE @SostaKitty :) @lisah: My proud kitty brought me a snake! #goodkitty http://twitpic.com/3bgoao #
    • Time for knitting, yo. #badcraftjoke #
    • Best wishes, future 'Cane! RT @officialblopez: My University of Miami application is OUT THE DOOR! Wish me luck!! #theU v @LizaWalton #
    • OH at CroKnit: My husband can see my "Eat shit." look through my sunglasses. #
    • COULD it BE???? RT @carlos_oj: #gruden #theU http://bit.ly/dRBYcj #
    • hey, while I'm running errands and working an even tonight, do y'all think you could make the #grUden thing a done deal? #theU #
    • My accounts with the evil bank (BBVA Compass) are closed! I might even have a glass of champagne this evening! #
    • RT @canemutiny5x: Would love the chance to play Boise St in a bowl. #bringit #THEU #
    • @TheJenATX he cleans when he's sick? That's weird! ;P #
    • Where are Stacy & Clinton when you need them to rescue our eyes from the guy in the WHITE pants??? #
    • @Kate_Voth Hang in there….thinking of you. Stay positive and BEAT IT! #
    • Well put, @unclelukereal1 "can't have it both ways" http://bit.ly/hn2cz7 #theU #
    • @elysa I don't know, but that happens to me sometimes, too. #
    • @HaleyOdom A friend has to cut off the Internet after taking insomnia meds. Crazy/incomprehensible writing. I wish she'd Tweet, though! LOL #
    • You heard that from way over here?? πŸ˜› RT @crredwards: Why, yes. Yes, that was indeed the sound of a wine cork popping. #BackOff #
    • @SuzanneCordeiro Talk to @LaughlinJames & @SheilaS. They both did some research on small camcorders. #
    • RT @slang4 #theU #grUden http://bit.ly/hi661i #
    • @SuzanneCordeiro Oh, and will you share what you learn from them and other Tweeps? LOL! #
    • I wish you all could hear the sounds that eminate from D&D online and Lord of the Rings Online. @emil285 & his friends are quite funny! #
    • FINALLY! #Gruden is trending on twitter! #Hurricanes #Canes #theU #NFLU v @caneshooter #
    • @crredwards @plaidearthworm @suzannecordeiro cheers to you all! #
    • …and it's not event midnight! Wait 'til they eat! RT @daveiam: Late night Twitter people are the BEST. Tripping me out. #
    • do it! @heykolls: Tempted to eat just fruit and greens for the next 11 months. In no way am I ready to be in a bridal gown. #
    • [someone said "doody"] I present 2u the funniest Amazon "Frequently Bought With" ever http://amzn.to/hVWqcl v @scrawledinwax @stealingsand #
    • @heykolls but you're in my TweetDeck. How is this so? (fixing NOW!) #
    • @heykolls OK, weird. It does show that I'm following you. WTH. #
    • @daveiam @lanikhong @LoriLuza Yes! Twitter + Water + late night + food = MUCHO Mayhem! bwaahhh haaaa haaa haaa haaaaaaaa #
    • OMG! honored. touched. flattered. http://twitpic.com/3bsph3 #
    • @heykolls I'd be honored if you'd let me bid for your event. wish@AsYouWishAustin.com (also @AsYouWish ) #
    • @laniar Thanks, Doll! I love me some Rosales' peeps! #
    • yeppers! @HaleyOdom: http://yfrog.com/6z2wk0j Yes, more fun is had at my house than any bar in town. cc @mmarler @jmarler #
    • To fruits! To no absolutes! To Absolut! To Choice! http://youtu.be/-MS4OZUqH9A (ACT UP! Fight AIDS!) v @aemccarthy #
    • almost happened 2me once w/a wp that was too many versions too old. @jeremya: @incslinger ..an incompatible theme would lose..content.. #
    • RT @joinred: Today’s World AIDS Day. Tweet #turnred & turn this map of the world (RED). Please RT. http://f.joinred.com/qwx #
    • @stealingsand That one IS spam (eye of the beholder and all)! #
    • woo! (and early this year) @midnightferret: Oh, also, Happy 1st day of Hannukah, for those of you who celebrate it! Yay! #
    • Happy Birthday @emil285 !!! May every day and year be better than the last! LOVE you! #
    • Dodge truck – TX Lic Plate AN8 4926 – your brake lights are out! #
    • RT @simplyv: OMG, who is still using fax machines? #
    • RT stealingsand: saddest mayorship today: RT @[redacted]: I just became the mayor of Herb's Paint & Body Shop on @foursquare! #
    • These last few days HAVE felt like forever! @louis_berger: Wish we would get a damn coach down the at #theu #
    • So @KittyMarble found a new cat toy (tag and all). Can he open drawers, now? #
    • RT @bjbyrne: So the spider sat down and said, "No whey!" And Miss Muffet was like, "Whey!" And then they were euthanized for bad punning. #
    • RT @lisah RT @WriteWendy Twitter is an open minded community. If you're here to reinforce stereotypes, go back where you belong. Facebook. #
    • RT @clarissaBrock: Just transferred another client's site to WordPress. You'd think it was popular or something! #
    • @Sethersk82 That's not a "real" kolache. Traditional ones are fruit or cream cheese, not meat/savory. You'll have to try the other, next. #
    • dammit. ordered a wrap with three ingredients…and eggs are included. crap. that makes four, not three. :( #ahwells #
    • @AmberAusten Is that also cool for a 40-something "boy"? ;P #
    • @Sethersk82 They're both very good, and quite different. #
    • I love getting "server maintenance" messages for ~20mins of time at 5am! Yeah, like THAT's a problem for me. LOL! #lovemyhost #
    • Holidays: when you hear Charlie Brown music on the @Musak. zen #
    • I find it funny that I learn gossip on Twitter I'd never know anywhere else. #justreadingbetweenthelines #
    • @Pats4Me Oh, I can't play it myself…get overloaded just with store music. Try to give myself balance. :) #
    • Happy Birthday, @chemda of @keithandthegirl #
    • random! @baddmom weird! RT @statesman Several cars pulled from bottom of Lady Bird Lake http://bit.ly/fAmjtd #
    • RT @TheJenATX: HAHA #WERD http://i.imgur.com/0lX6B.jpg #
    • RT @laurizac RT @pagetx RT @willhampton More & more, we use mobile devices when we have 'dead' time, ie, waiting in line, @ dr office, etc. #
    • Dear Neighbors Who Put 3 Illuminated Crosses In The Yard Every Yr @ Xmas: You DO know they didn't crucify the baby Jesus? v @tj @lisah #
    • Hey Real Estate Agents, do your homework before you cold call people and then refuse to leave a message! Where did u get my # anyway? #
    • RT @Rocknrealty: RT @AgentGenius: Join the conversation: How do you feel about Zillow adding Realtor ratings? http://bit.ly/f1yMEk #
    • DOOD with the NC Headphones for his phone. Quit yelling your phonecalls. #annoying #
    • OH @ #BASHH 'My baby mama is Korean and my wife is Malaysian Chinese' cc @laughlinjames #
    • gawd my web is slow this am. WTH? #
    • @jenztweets YES! I had a blast! Now, all y'all need to go #FF Jen! :) #
    • RT @k_mccasland Funny video! Drunk squirrel! http://ow.ly/3jv7f #
    • Happy Birthday! @stealingsand #
    • @midnightferret @jeremya Does talking to the problem count? πŸ˜‰ #
    • @LaughlinJames Yeppers. New year, you, me, and #RoundRockJelly deal? #
    • @LaughlinJames I'm really going to try for at least once a month. :) #
    • hurry up. wait. Hurry Up. Wait. HURRY UP. WAIT. gah. #
    • I love Excel. I really, really love the software. I can't even use a stupid calculator, anymore. #
    • heh. @KittyMarble is stealing the heating pad from me. He's such a slut for warm. #
    • I'm really good at making plans. I need to get better at following through. #
    • @glennbanton @jeremya @maczter Oh, I don't think anything they do makes their wives worry. LOL! I crack me up. πŸ˜‰ #
    • Of COURSE you are, you're with @maczter RT @jeremya: I'm at Houndstooth Coffee in Austin, TX http://bit.ly/dNglan #
    • suddenly (like for ~2 days) links in Tweetdeck take me to FireFox, but don't open the link. Anyone else have this problem? #
    • Oh, can you guys stop being so darn interesting? I have work to do! :) #
    • @midnightferret πŸ˜› #
    • REALLY not a fan of #newtwitter Why don't sites ever consider TABBED broswers? (Gmail, I'm talking to you, too.) #
    • time for a date with @emil285 yay! #
    • Eff you, (invisible) choo choo. Eff you. #
    • Loading our new tv into the apartment. Happy Birthday @emil285 and Merry xmas to us! #
    • And now for a trip to Fry's. #fridaynightgeekdate #
    • LOL! @SheilaS: OMG. RT @jsandford: Dear lady making topless photos in the photo booth: they're previewed outside here on this monitor. #
    • RT @jamiepinkham Yes, Wal-Mart, ham *is* the perfect meal for a Jewish holiday. http://yfrog.com/juiaghj v @stealingsand #
    • Our first trailer breakfast: at Biscuits & Groovy. #
    • @Sethersk82 Looks GREAT. Can't wait to hear how the hiking trip went! #
    • BYO beer flight! http://twitpic.com/3cy1bl #
    • @jenztweets Flying Saucer! Wheeeeeeeee……. #
    • You're welcome! He's a joy 2spoil! RT @Sethersk82: @LoriLuza thanks again 4helping w/Accomplice 2day.He was happily napping when I got home #
    • Ditto! @stealingsand: I HATE VALET PARKING #
    • Geek Friday was Besy Buy & Fry's. GEEK Saturday is LOTRO for him & TiVo CSI on our new Sony TV for me. #geeklove #
    • I could've been a CSI photographer except for my empathy for the victim(s). That would've been my downfall to remaining objective. #

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