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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-30

Sunday, 2011-January-30 by lori

SXSW volunteer 'cattle call'. My plan B For SxSWi involvement this year. And LOOK at the massive line! Gonna be a while! #
Well that was amazingly well organized and even fun! THANKS #SxSW #volunteers. #
RT @BOREDmommy: RIP Jack LaLanne http://huff.to/g24Gll #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-23

Sunday, 2011-January-23 by lori

hey Chili's, your three-server system isn't working. #
RT @WendiAarons This eve, @WendiAarons is wearing Adidas track pants, a t-shirt from Jiffy Lube & Disney Princess jewelry. #goldenglobes #
I should've brought a small knitting project… #knitANDlearn #
And with that, I'm done. #iknowthisstuff #nextplease #
Met some nice visitors to Texas frm Iowa: Jill & John. They even asked me 2join them for dinner @ Casa Rio #tourism #hospitalityfromvisitors #
OMG such a nice dinner with visitors to our Lone Star State. #rejunevated #
Hey #jackass YOU asked if YOU could leave YOUR gear in MY car, & then you had 'til 4pm 2get it, & then we were in sessions. NOW, be patient. #
spam spam spam. I mark you all as spam. #fuckers #
unfollow unfollow unfollow. You don't know who you are. LOL and yep, it's time. #
Late night. Early morning. Route44 Diet Coke. 'dead soldier'. First wave of sleepies, already. Gonna be a long day. #
Someone near me is wearing waaaaaaaaaay too much cologne. Less is more, dude. #
Hit a slot w/out a session I like. Now, I hav an hour to kill before the Trade Show opens. #
I was born to be rich….really! I have some freakishly expensive tastes. #
Brrrrrrr did it get colder? #
WHAT is taking her so long? Hrumph. #
Hunting for my car. 7am parking seems like days ago! Ohh! THERE'S B.B.! #
I don't get people who are up/around for the 730 session, but not IN a 730 session. What are you doing? #
Gal behind me is talking on the phone about her kids: Amber and Sienna. I guess Crayola' Earth tones sponsored her kids' names. #
And if their next kid will be Rusty! @slavetofashion: @LoriLuza …I wonder is Sienna's first name is Burnt….. #
Hey convention center, we're still here 'til 630 today (and then the closing parties). Dont close main hallways during our event. #
Argh. Just want quick/easy food. Everything's an 'ordeal': a 3-minte wait @ an empty restaurant b/c computer-assign name-based seating WTF? #
Ha! Liquid Monkey. Cc @emil285 Next door to @Subway where a guy is asking the Sandwich Artist to read TO him! #
Mental note. Get those skate shoes and learn to use them for the next conference. LoL #
Mental note: never stay for the last night of this conference. Black tie. Ew. #
RT @Sethersk82: RT @DJChiChiLaRue: I love Jwows boobs! #
Almost home…stopping for food. And then planning wine and a bath. Early day tomorrow and Thursday. #
I could, too! (but don't) @lisah: I think I could stay up watching #bones all night, every night, over and over. Oh, wait. I do. #
@stealingsand Have you considered sewing a sock filled with tennis balls into the back of a tshirt to keep him on his side during the night? #
Going to be changing this handle name to something else (not my name). Want something witty. (don't w all?) #
@jenztweets that might work. hhhmmm…. #
Careful NW #Austin speed trap on southbound 183 just after McNeil/Spicewood. #
RT @stealingsand: autoDM now means autounfollow. that means you. #
Wow #Austin 2 peeps pulled over near 183 AND another speed trap on northbound Mo-Pac just after Braker/Burnet/Duval Beeee Carrreful! #
@Google's doodle for today is uuber cool! http://Google.com #
Gah rude man and woman. WAIT YOUR TURNS! #
lady, if I have to copy/paste your email to a different document to read/answer the same questions you KEEP asking, you email far too much. #
Maybe night-Tweeters can help me pick a new (hopefully witty) Twitter handle for this account? #
@ladi33bug Yes, funny girl. That is the plan! #
@ladi33bug yeppers. want something other than my name. and easy. and witty, if I can find it! #
heh. @purrrrrl just begged me for the heating pad. Spoiled? nah. Baby it's cold outside! #
If I can't find the time to "reblog" and "retweet" old content, does that make me a bad person? #
dear facebook, please consider a "quit nagging me" button for when comments go awry. Please? #
argh. The phone is ringing so much 2day that I can't check messages. No matter since I hate hangups. Be a grown up, and leave a message. #
@TheJenATX whatcha' gonna do when all he has left is his imagination? #
@TheJenATX ROFL! Yeah, he's your kid alright. #
@TheJenATX Just wait 'til he's a teenager! LOL! #
@thejenatx you cant do that! It'll be just the excuse he need to turn into a super villian! #
…and the stories that many parents won't admit are LOL funny! RT @TheJenATX: So, Short Boy is actually a really good kid..('course he is!) #
@sethersk82 Pit Bulls have SWEET dispositions, naturally. They are just usually raised to be mean to either guard or fight. sad, really. #
I know it's a family-friendly place, but it's still a bar. Your whiny, sick-sounding toddlers are a-f$cking-nnoying!!! #
RT @surlyZ "Why don't Catholics eat meat on Fridays? I'll tell you why. Because the Pope owns Long John Silvers." -Tracy Jordan #
RT @stealingsand rt @BisexualElves So.. clicking "favorite" on a tweet is the new head pat? What if I want 2give ur tweet a blowjob? #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-16

Sunday, 2011-January-16 by lori

I no longer think this is allergies. dammit. #
Yay for SNOW! We only got rain, of course. RT @Pats4Me: Big, FAT snowflakes just now…..I'm a H-A-P-P-Y girl!! : ) #
feeling enough better today to meet with a client. Maybe it was just bad allergies. #
@crredwards Our CroKnit group wants to know your friend's Twitter handle! LOL #
@crredwards We'd love any entertainment you want to toss our way! LOL. BTW, she needs a Twitter handle so we can all voyeur. #
A friend needs 2make some semi-quick cash. Gifted in sales & service. What can she do quickly while she earns a license in the other? #
btw Go Ducks #quackquack !!!! #
Brrrrr #austin Conditions: Temp:33.1; Wind:19 mph N; Feels like:21.5 #
ditto. shoulda RT @corrinrenee @Rocknrealty … be a librarian. Think that's what I should have done the first time around. #
!!! RT @omarg Verizon iPhone pricing: $199/299 for 16/32GB models, include 3G mobile hotspot service. Pre-orders begin Feb 3. v @CindyRoyal #
LOL! This guy says "clue" like the Hardley Boys. I hope nothing is raging! #
Smelly cat, smelly cat. WHAT are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat. It your fault. #
This vocabulary lesson is giving me a cephalalgia! #
I'd love a way to filter OUT when a certain user gets RT'd. I do NOT want to show that site any love. Anyone found a way to do this? #
Slow/sleepy afternoon. #
RT @mochamomma: Super free advice: create a safe word and then tattoo it on your arm. You'd be surprised how that will come in handy. #
OMG it's 9pm and I haven't stopped all day (save for supper). Time to get away from the computer….after ~3 more things. #
ok, Tweeps, I'm out. long day. Time to decompress in front of the TV that showcases someone else's drama. #
Um. The answer at 8am today is the same that it was at 6pm yesterday…. Not far, now. Patience, please. #
I miss you, Daddy. #
ha: my Chinese fortune from supper reads: "Today will be luck and memorable for you." I think it meant "luckless" and not "lucky". #
Cats who Tweet ISN'T insane! @SostaKitty @purrrrrl @KittyMarble @turtleor RT @midnightferret ..cat on twitter @WedAddamsKitty #ivegoneinsane #
As someone who is ChildFree, how can I NOT follow @breedemandweep and her funny outlook? cc @crredwards #
WHITE THANG (@purrrrrl) Do-Doop DoDoDoDo You make my heart sing Do-Doop DoDoDoDo You make everyTHANG groovy. White THANG. I think I <3 U! #
I LOL'd until I cried, and then I cried because I LOL'd. http://youtu.be/SEBLt6Kd9EY (OMG CUTE!) #
. @crredwards Hey, YOU are the reason I found it! I knew it came from a tweet….ducks followed lady bug sprinkles! Thank YOU! #
I have no i-effing-dea what I meant by "that". gah. #
My two new favorite sites: http://bit.ly/gc5QYj and http://bit.ly/hoNea3 OMG I ROFLMAO on ~every entry. #LOL #notenoughtime #
if you (celebrity or not) follow zero tweeps, I'll mark you as spam. ew. #
I <3 glitter. really. cc @Rocknrealty !!! #
Changing radio stations n the car: clearly, I'd rather hear ads 4 syphillus & strippers on 101.5 than listen 2 #dumbass "Lunchbox" on 96.7 #
I used to be a Libra, now I'm a Virgo: http://huff.to/e0eCaR #
Our vet has two black kittens that need homes. DM me if you want info. #
I thought I was being so sneaky smart, but someone out-sneakied me. Anyone have a land line I can borrow for ~10 minutes? #
@midnightferret I might have to wait until your's is fixed! Amazing how hard they are to find. #
Nommy nommy Nada Chicken! #
I made a smart decision a while back NOT to do business with someone. Good call. #
So @emil285 ruined this song for me by showing me the video of fireworks shooting out of her boobies. #visual #blessingandcurse #
@ThatDonnaBrown don't have a link handy while driving. #redlightsareforTweeing #
Here's an idea. When the weather is wet, cold, or windy, gas pumps won't ask a bunch of stupid ?s like receipts, additives, & car washes. #
@ThatDonnaBrown sure. It could be Katy Perry. I don't ever know titles/artists. #
Party pickins procured! LET the games begin! #AustinChildfree #
Found a fax machine. Phone all better now. I learned how much I like not being able to receive calls. Might DND the phone more often. #
Party pickins are prepped. Bring it on, Game Night. #AustinChildFree #
Been a long week. I need a nap. #
At least she admits to being a #bitch #
Places I've never wanted to go….Dick's. Oh I'm in hell. Oh, She's the reason we're here. SURPRISE. #
Now She wants to know all about my vegan diet choice AND (ironically) just slammed all Greek women as having eating disorders. Ah Jeez. #
Clarify: not Greek origin; member of Greek Ltr Org. Since I'm not a stereotypical sorority girl, sure she never th't 2x. c @crredwards #
Hell. I'M IN HELL. And the Dick's waiters aren't the worst of it. #
How does Dick's stay within Health Code? A leaf blower picks napkins up off the floor and blows them up onto the table/plates. #
I passed four ballrooms to find the one (unisex) restroom. Do they expect people to pee in the hallways? #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-09

Sunday, 2011-January-9 by lori

Been offline all day today. A needed break, I guess. Glad I scheduled one extra day for @AsYouWish for New Year's weekend. #
I bit my lip to the point of tears on Friday. I doused it in salt/lime/beer for the 2nd half of the Miami game, & it's almost healed. #
Possible belated New Year's Resolution: someone behaves improperly via email-therefore-I give up for the night. #beatch #
Who among my followers sells State Farm insurance in #Austin #
OH at CroKnit: "That is like a super hero with a penis-arm." Yeah. #
@emil285 what are you doing NOT storming the castle? For shame! #
I've got news for some "most popular " blogs: you can't STEAL content just because you can copy/paste it. It's illegal, mofos. #
Your Flash site makes me want to barf on your Web Designer. #
friends, anyone know a good State Farm rep here in Austin? We're looking to keep our company, but finally move our insurance to Austin! #
also, anyone know Visio? I can't search my shapes without loading each set (defeats purpose of searching) #
CONGRATS, @goodwitch So happy to see the news! You deserve it! #
RT @BrokeAssBride: Um. Dead birds and fish from maryland to louisiana all the way to brazil? Uh oh, dudes. UH to the OH. v @kristiwright #
RT @unmarketing Facebook users uploaded 750million photos over new year's. No word on how many untagged themselves NY day. v @stealingsand #
@TheJenATX Sounds like he's an ENTJ. cc @TexBetsy #
hopefully, I'll hit a different audience today: Anyone know a good State Farm rep in #Austin #
RT @crredwards Cracking up at whenparentstext.com . I can't get through a page of it *or* damnyouautocorrect.com without tears rolling. #
i have aNOTHer voice mail? WTF? #
Oh, twas Mom. Given that I JUST shared whenparentstext.com (thank U @crredwards) the irony is more than I can bear @ 11:30pm. {crying face] #
I wish TweetDeck could filter OUT people as well as it can filter them IN. (eeeeew he was creepy and I'm not following him) #
creating filters like mad. That other inbox didn't work for me. This is more front-end work but will let me view groups in context. #
My whole life is consumed with, , "What are you doing?", "Get DOWN", and "STOP THAT!" le sigh #
RT @cfanch STUDENT "Who decides wht words R bad?", ME "They all hve history", STU "No way", ME "Google IGNITE AUSTIN Curse Words" c @laniar #
@crredwards My mom is on fb and doesn't do it or txt much at all. It's a calamity of errors…..constantly. #
I needed help with MS Word and MS actually came through for me. (Might be the first time ever!) http://bit.ly/eWOeRT #
@laniar Happy Epiphany to you, Lani! #
Hey y'all. What is your favorite tiny thank you gift? (In the $5 range.) #
@Rocknrealty I knew that (in HS Spanish class), but had forgotten. Also, can't remember why SHOES? I think Holland does it, too. cc @laniar #
@andreaschulle I don't yet know how many there R or how well they'll know 'em. I suspect my client CAN tailor. Still need list of ideas. #
LOL! For me, it's Only Child. RT @crredwards: Middle child is aging me prematurely. #
someone (@emil285) please hold me to this: When my vision gets bad I WILL get good glasses and/or update the prescription. #
"No, that's the left. See on the right side?" #
OH "I'm from Vietnam. We're like the Mexicans of the Pacific Rim" followed by "How is this going to sound in a deposition?" #
RT @laniar Any graphic designers want to design a #BASHH logo? it pays zero dollars but selected designer will be a named sponsor #
@HaleyOdom Can you remove the power source from the HP and then boot it up? #
@HaleyOdom and @emil285 said to push the power button and "hold in long time" to finally force the reboot. #
Heck no! Remy is a genius! @midnightferret @MisoHungry @snax #
@midnightferret (regarding the eyesight) was really talking about ppl who can't see the things right in front of them. :: sigh :: #
@crredwards I'd love a spare sibling! Can you send me the eBay links where you have them for sale? #
clearly, lawmakers who "designed" Defensive Driving did NOT look at the whole process (& dont' "get" technology, either") #TXDDHell #
1st "special" quote: "Validation questions..determine that students R not taking th course in an effort 2circumvent the course." #TXDDHell #
At least I can "read" the videos. #TXDDHell #
Oh, lookie: it's Judge Boyett from @emil285's stompin' grounds. (Brazos County, Bryan, College Station) #TXDDHell #
Um, yes I can too read that fast. #TXDDHell #
gah. I just took a break and now I am required to take another #TXDDHell #
RT @OscarDavila: Social Media Breakfast Austin at the Spider House on Wednesday, January 12, 2011. http://bit.ly/fznQeE #
@annamunoz I'm on season ~4 of Dexter. Got them all in our Netflix queue. LOVE that show. #
These stats are whack. Spun to hone their message instead of unbiased (or even logical). I think I had too much grad school. #TXDDHell #
Yes, we should not drink or do drugs and drive. You've said that….like eight times. We get it. #TXDDHell #
Um, it's supposed to be educational, not a soap box. #TXDDHell #
No shit, Sherlock: Men are in more accidents than women. Men DRIVE MORE than women. (yes, even today). #TXDDHell #
Oh, NOW they *finally* mention sleepy drivers (which are more dangerous than drunk drivers, according to some experts). #TXDDHell #
um, if AGE is the factor in their bad driving, they aren't taking Defensive Driving (.com). #TXDDHell #
@TheJenATX LOL. You aren't old. You're just a "professional" age that can finally AFFORD life ins! (I could barely pay rent w/my first job). #
creepy big brother-ish: the "Validation" questions ask about my SPOUSE and my (late) FATHER. WTF? #TXDDHell #
LOL! RT @aastop: City sees 16-year low in traffic fatalities http://bit.ly/hCqnS7 #TXDDHell #
Oh, and they should hire me to re-do their photography. Terrible pics. #TXDDHell #
RT @maczter: Bingo, sir… RT @JohnnyBravvo: If grain is used to fatten up cattle for the market, should we NOT be eating it? #
@TheJenATX a) of course, and b) "manager age" isn't old. It can't be. We aren't that far apart in age. #
ooh. asking questions BEFORE the information screen is just cruel. #TXDDHell (and #bastards #
@jasoncrouch free CRM isn't bad. freeCRM.com (very complex, LOTS of bells/whistles) #
@TheJenATX Try not to let it get to you. Only as old as you let yourself act. #
Since most of us r visual learners, why r MOST lessons auditory? Do only auditory peeps go n2 Instructional Design or Teaching? #TXDDHell #
also #evil dated questions. #TXDDHell #
crap. Time to slow down again or the system will give me a Speeding Warning. Gah. Yes, I can TOO read that fast. #TXDDHell #
I HATE HATE HATE sites that re-size my browser "for" me. *I*'m the user/customer/client, dammit. #
Oh, and part of the Kohl's website has been stuck in an infinite loop for 24+ hours. Customer service refuses calls or hangs up. peachy. #
Immediate UNFOLLOW! RT @jasoncrouch RT @tamaradorris auto-responder tweets: "thanks for the follow, check out my website at …" #
RT @MattMcGinnis All of those birds dropping dead out of the sky can only be one thing: That damn Angry Birds game. #
Actually "are you paying attention" question: Accelleration is the act of speeding up, coasting up, or slowing down. #TXDDHell #
Another: "The hard it is to see, the less time you have to: drive, speed, or react." #TXDDHell #
Driving in Fog: "Don't". Um,..school and work don't cancel for "fog". #TXDDHell #
@stealingsand yeah, it's a six hour course. #
@stealingsand yeppers…Not sure we saved ANY money with all the fees and signatures needed just to SIGN UP! #
@stealingsand Thanks. I just hope the FedEx fee (getting a ticket before holidays is also #evil isn't too much $$$. : sigh:: #
I should have included a disclaimer about my #TXDDHell Tweets: I used to Tech Write for a large police academy. #flashbacksofREEX #
I'm up. It's not exactly pretty, but I'm vertical. Damn wave of tired hitting me after a long week. Ug. Need CAFFEINE . #
HONORED RT @crredwards #FF "Luscious Locals" @ileenieweenie @LoriLuza @baddmom @laniar @wendiaarons @LPT @TheJenATX Amazng Austin wmn #WhyTX #
Big day ahead…looking fly like a G6. LOL! #
Im ready for this refurbushed phone with a lose screen to get replaced. Dust UNDER the screen! #
RT @SheSellsFWTX Cotton bowl! Gig em Ags!! #
Been watching the Aggies for almost 2 quarters and haven't yet seen @roybragg #
If people wore license plates, I'd totally call out women who DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS IN THE RESTROOM. ew. #
@unklar my hubs, @emil285, is a really polite Aggie. #
Hey Cotton Bowl, not all of those girls should have been performers on your field. QUALITY not quantity. #
Farmers Fight. Farmers Fight. FIGHT FIGHT FARMERS FIGHT. #gigem #
@stealingsand Brewer's yeast? Really? I THINK he was just begging you to let him down so he could eat! #
Good job, Aggies. Now, finish it for the Tigers! #
Aggies, afetr such a great start, you're killing us. #
RT by @emil285' Ft. Worth 'wife': RT @SheSellsFWTX I've seen 'em win, I've seen 'em lose, but I've never seen 'em quit! #gigem #
FTR @emil285 has several semi-wives: '1st' (pretend looking for houses) wife, 'movie' wife (when he goes to a non-alamo theater), etc.. #
@unklar I think it's an AP rule. The campus newspaper used to do that to us all the time. #
@unklar ditto. Agreed 100%. And I also cared that much when I was an Advisor (Student Affairs). #
EFF this day: the guy who gave me flack for not ordering queso, my FSCKING phone, those damn dogs on the 1st floor, and TV commercial VOLUME #
Why does the lady on the1st floor even have two dogs, nevermind three??? Rules here are two cats or one dog. #
Sad state of things in Arizona. #
Well, I made a quick trip to the salon, BB got an oil change and a bath, and @Turtleor has a new "sun". Much better afternoon, already. #
RT @baddmom: YES!!!!! RT @omarg: @AaronStrout How about no auto-DM at all? I like that even better. #
I am truly amazed at how many photographers use fonts that are too difficult to read. It's not THAT pretty. yuk. #
Do they still have those "I'll list it on eBay for you" people? #
LOL!!! RT @atbushnell: If Seattle wins the superbowl, then, and only then, will they have a winning record on the year #
Back at my Defensive Driving class. ugh. It's like the people in these examples have never DRIVEN A CAR before. #TXDDHell #
Oh, and I was doing so good with Cedar Fever this year. Until tonight. #headache #sneezing #pressure blurgh #
LOL!!!! RT @jmspool: Gun control is bad because it would take away our civil liberties, but it's ok to touch our junk at the airport. #
"It is a Class C misdemeanor to illegally dispose of litter that weighs 15 pounds or less or has a volume of 13 gallons or less" #cigarettes #
@TheJenATX I haven't seen the story, but from your tweet, sounds like standard reaction for a licensed conceal/carry. Gun last resort. #
@Pats4Me Can you set a barrel (afire, of course!) at the end of your driveway during his walk/drive? #
@Pats4Me Or just a sign "Smile, my webcam is recording your littering." #
@Pats4Me Is it only one per day? #
@Pats4Me Can you put a motion light near the edge that will shine on the end of your driveway? At least then, he'll throw elsewhere. #
@Pats4Me I'd also call the paper and report him. I'd even cancel my subscription over it, if I had one. That's absurd! #
@Pats4Me I'm sure you are just the point in his route where he finishes that cigarette. #
@Pats4Me Do you think if you put one of those cigarette disposal things next to the mail/paper box, he'd use it? #
@TheJenATX I <3 my mandoline (and it's a cheapy cheap one!) #
"The safest place in a car for a child is the: Front seat, Hood, or Back seat." #TXDDHell #
@TheJenATX oooooooo fancy! You probably have a nice grippy on the handle part! #
and there goes another question that isn't in the material……. #TXDDHell #
Oh, & since I'm full-on #Childfree why do I have to watch a video about car seats and children in seatbelts yadda yadda. #TXDDHell #
I don't think I've ever had a child in my car w/out their parent w/them. Certainly not 1 young enough for a car/booster seat. #TXDDHell #
Also don't need to know about teen safe driving programs. At. ALL. #TXDDHell (not saying to skip all this stuff, just not so much of it.) #
These "Don't Drink & Drive" videos were made inThe 80s. Between the fashion & the video quality, I think I'll pour myself a drink. #TXDDHell #
@lisah What is your end-goal from learning Arabic? Travel? Work? #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-02

Sunday, 2011-January-2 by lori

Holiday gifts at our home include kapoosh jamz whacks and other funny names. #
Lego Indiana Jones has consumed our whole day. Xmas break FTW! #
OMFG! This is hilarious. Tajazzle Rhinestone Vagina Tattoos http://bit.ly/i69j7a via @refinery29 @jenkcunningham #
Post-holiday errands with @emil285 #
It's a fun ride! RT @Simpsei Shout out to @LoriLuza ..1 of the only domestic Caucasian females..tolerated my gniggarish ways for so long. #
If you write 'Test' on your Facebook stream, it is only fair that someone comment with 'icles'… @imrogb @stealingsand #
Aggie girl, a blue wheelchair sign means only those w/a permit can park there. Don't make me start w/ Aggie jokes. #badrepresentation #
OH by a friend: "I Googled my ex, and this is bad, but I feel good….karma!" #
hey @TxDOTAustin what was going on on 183 north (between Riata and Anderson Mill) today? #
On the road again… Sing it, Willie! #
Fly like a G6! #
Hey #Austin friends: Join us 4 NYE Carnival-themed party w/ @TitosVodka & many performers! $25 http://bit.ly/f2tNRw & http://bit.ly/i3lLTu #
San Antonio is cool and wet from the rain, but downtown is (as always) pretty. #
RT @TurboGrandma Hosting Sad Hour 5-7pm on my couch. Free Lion's Head, half off on all leftovers. Sweat pants encouraged. No one's invited. #
Go 'Canes! http://twitpic.com/3ko5cl #
And on the 4th day of Christmas, my @emil285 gave to me: San Antonio's RiverWalk decorated for the holidays and Casa Rio for dinner! #
Go (AZ) Wildcats! Hope you win over Ok State tomorrow! #
I should be a secret shopper for bars…. I could help most of them really improve. Sweep, scrub, dust, wash, etc. #
San Antonio needs to consider a smoke-free ordinance. For reals! #
Making plans for our next day in San Antonio. Hemisfair? Tower? Other? #
@Simpsei heck no. I'm a Hurricane and @emil285 is an Aggie. Town is full of fans from OkState and Arizona, though. #
Trying 2find a semi-quiet place 2sit & have a drink. Proving quite difficult! San Antonio, where are your little cafes? #
Thank you, Hotel Contessa, for welcoming non-guests into your lobby bar. #
@andreaschulle Thanks. We may try to find el mirador for tonight or tomorrow. #
Hey #Austin friends need a nice little NYE without the expense? http://bit.ly/f2tNRw $25 drinks included. Great performances, too. #
After a 4-hour nap (vacay!), we're a bit 2late 4dinner @ El Mirador, so we're @ Rosario's. GREAT spot. Excellent Margaritas. #failturnedwin #
fancy Fancy FANCY Margarita at Zinc. #
You know you're in a good place for food/drinks when servers from other places come in after their shifts. Yep. #
Nommy drinks and a kick ass wine list at Zinc. http://twitpic.com/3l2uhe #
And after that, we're in a bar that sells thongs to match thei tshirts. GOTTA LOVE San Antonio! #
$90 alpaca wool pashmina. Sitting next to a smoker. Gah. #
We finally found the Naked Iguana on the river. It eluded us last night. #
Well, I'm sad for Arizona's Wildcats. But the Riverwalk should now become party central. Whoo hooo. #
OH on SportsCenter: Celtics down by two touchdowns. Yeah. Mmm kay. #
And now, Tex's bar seems to be a good place to cap off our night. It's more tv than techno and keeps 'old people' volumes. #
It's a stroller, not a bulldozer. #bitch #
Bye bye, San Antonio. Thank you for a great mini-vacay. Maybe we can come back in the spring to visit the zoo. #
Hey FACTORY BUILDER STORES truck (ph 512 834 1422), way to drive like a total #asshole #
T-minus 22 hours. #gocanes #theU #
big project: dropping OtherInBox in favor of my own filters in Gmail. Easier to manage. Been at it off-&-on for a week. Close to "perfect". #
@lisah I did #emhe once; not again. Disorganized. Not a good volunteer experience for anyone I knew who participated. #
.@crredwards @lisah Oh yes, HfH is a GREAT volunteer experience. Extreme Makeover was a LOT of standing around. #
@stealingsand Are you going to get a matching Ninja outfit? With throwing stars? #
Come ON, U Conn. We are all rooting for you! #girlsrule #boysdrool #
When Harry Met Sally quote war going on over on facebook. Thank you @idodoodle !!! #
1 more time #Austin friends w/out NYE plans. Please join us @ a $raiser 4 bluetheatre.org Only $25 @TitosVodka & desserts. 8 performances! #
UConn, I'm sad u didn't keep the streak…especially w/ Stanford. I hope you do it all over again starting with the very next game! #
I'm not a Stanford fan (at all) but I have to appreciate what their coach said about UConn's streak and how their win was their own. #
unsubscribing from stuff and filtering other stuff while I try to wake up… big day ahead! #
also setting up certain browsers for certain sets of logins. This is going to take some time but will make me more efficient! #
Happy New Year, Australia! #
It's all about #theU Go 'Canes. #
@stealingsand Just in time for your trip down for SxSW!!! I can't wait to meet her, too! #
We've got some 'Canes over here! WHOOSH WHOOSH!!! @thedailygrill #
Gah. 'Canes. Why don't you just carry the ball into the endzone FOR Notre Lame? #theU #
OH at game watch: Third pick. You're out. GET HIM OUTTA THERE. #theU #
On the board, finally. Their kicker made a 50yd field goal with the wind. OUR'S made 47yd into the wind. #theU #
@HaleyOdom CONGRATS!!! I know where he can get a good photographer! LoL! #
RT @crewt RT @gregcote #Hurricanes coach Golden jst told me directly Whipple wnt B back as off coord, & strongly implied new OC'll B frm NFL #
HAPPY New Year's Eve @ The Blue Theatre's Carnival bash. HuGe party. Gonna be crowded if the line is any indication. Good fun 4a good cause. #
RT @stealingsand RT @fscklog New year resolutions: 960×640, 1024×768, 1366×768 and 2560×1440. #
@stealingsand HNY to you all, too. We're at a cool party but it's almost too crowded to move! Gald we have seats! #
The aerielist was GREAT! #
Band, if your sound check guy wears earplugs, don't believe him when he says it should be louder. NO ONE thinks it's as good as you do. #
People really got into the Carnival theme. #
If you didn't see twirling fire and boobie paining for NYE, you should've been at The Blue Theatre! #
after ordering a Farmers'Market/veg from @austinspizza, ME "I'm supremely lucky 2haveU n my life.' HIM "nuh uh. UR Farmers'-Market lucky". #
Happy New Year mailer set to go out on first biz day of 2011. whew. Now, what else can I get caught up on? #
TCU! yeee haw! #rosebowl #
RT @WendiAarons: Cedar's high & so am I. Wheeeee! #AllegraD #Austin #MothafokkinAllergies #
OH at our home: "I heard a naked girl outside. I think she's a blonde! Isn't that what you heard?" #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-12-26

Sunday, 2010-December-26 by lori

Not that I will, but if I won a Kindle, I'd just sell it. I'd much rather have the money than the device. #
OH at a feaux jelly coworking: "Matthew Broderick is cute & nerdy." "Kinda like @maczter?" "Yeah, just LIKE him!" cc @slavetofashion #
OH at coworking: "I'm too laid back for yoga, I think." #
RT @omarg 1yr-old Carolina's brain just started to wrap itself around the idea that her 3yr-old sister can hook her up w/toys #
@slavetofashion I will let him/her know! #
RT @aunder: Sister's dog @Junedogcarter is lost near Butler Elementary in North Arlington. Have you seen her? http://yfrog.com/h2t3yhj #
ok the person who just shared their new MySpace friend with all of us on facebook just about got unfriended on there. Ew. #
RT @MelanieB Phrase of the day: Shatner commas as in "These are, odd places, for, commas." http://bit.ly/gR2mJe v @luannsaid #
Oh, and if you haven't seen Urban Dictionary's Word of the Year list, it's a good read! http://bit.ly/gvBPf6 #
RT @drewtoothpaste BREAKING Yahoo's plan2shut down Myspace cancelled..they don't own it. "It failed, so we just assumed," they said #
@luannsaid @MelanieB I would be on the side of your mom. I prefer more commas. Feel they add clarity for slower or weaker readers. #
Ha! That lady (@ the post office) is wearing pajama pants that are the same as our christmas wrapping paper,,,white w/colored snow flakes #
hey PC users, what desktop clock do you use? #
OH an IT guy: Angry Birds application on my phone … and then I saw @lisah tweet about it. Must investigate. #
damn you to hell "Ribbon Bar". damn you. #
For reals? I had to add Decepticons to my dictionary? How is THAT not already THERE? #
@andreaschulle @SummerH @juliedarling just FTR, I don't sew (sends me n2 balling fits). I'd knit or something. Riata a great big room, tho. #
Years after no-longer working w/GLBT community, I still look up words/definitions/specifics to make sure stuff I edit is accurate. #
ha! @BBVACompass was evil to me last week and this week some guy (5'10" 220# 45yo) robbed 'em! Serves them right. booya. #
RT @TurboGrandma I appreciate it when strip clubs advertise "Live Girls!", because walking into dead girl venues is a total bummer. #
RT: @JohnJEgan: Computer Users Jeopardize Security With Poor Password Practices – Technorati http://bit.ly/gQGiSQ #
@lisah They need WiseStamp to neatly put all that in a signature. #
GO #
VERY tired today. #
can NOT focus. Don't know how I'm going to get it all done. #
@midnightferret Ditto! We have several tasks left and only tonight to complete them. #
@midnightferret I hope he pays well for that kind of customer service! E has a rule…and he just won't go do those things. #
@stealingsand Well, u know that's /not really/ work, right? I mean, they won't notice ur IM icon change if you leave for an hour. #headdesk #
@midnightferret "ooooh You're Welcome, Boss. I can't wait to see what knid of bonus this gets me!" #evilgrin #
I just opened atask list …. and from the idea to the click, the idea was *poof* gone. So, I'm checking Twitter. #canNOTfocus #
Oh, THERE it is! whew. it was a pretty good one, too! #
RT @zachvat Were Jesus born today: The Digital Nativity. http://bit.ly/ff7iS9 Pretty cute. #
for the first time in yrs, I'm working on a PC (4a client). Taking a /while/ to get the hang of the keystrokes (&keyboard layout) again #
@laniar Are you using SocialOomph to vet your followers? #
@laniar oh. That's almost all I use it for…and it works well for that. #
Ok, delicious (yahoo). Shutting down against a major holiday s NOT cool. ne1 remember @Sandy? Did same thing. I ain't got time 2fix this NOW #
wow. just wow. that's FOUR. #
@AlexStivers one inflatable character is too many. #worstdecorever #
I fear I'm making a big mess! I have to get this data organized. #
I love Devin Hester on the field, but OMG he needs to learn how to talk to the press! "ummm……you know?" #theU ("badder", really?) #
brrrr for it to have been ~80 degrees yesterday, it sure is chilly this morning. #
in need of a better to-do list for a particular project…so I'm re-learning @rtm (and I still miss @IWantSandy). #
@willsmom What @TexBetsy said. #werd #
@Sethersk82 aNOTHer one? I can NOT bring myself to feel sorry for the company (only for those employees on scene). #
The Domain is like a ghost town…..hardly any peeps! #
@LaughlinJames oh please no! don't make @hashable stoop down to @hootsuite #
.@hashable @hootsuite @LaughlinJames I'm for that as long as it's an OPTION and not a default. #yestgetalong #dontforceit #
ok so yesterday GoogleVoice let me geta new number (removing my mobile #). Today, I can't delete one or "steal" like I did yesterday. WTF? #
BTW, I just want to put it back like it was in case my mom calls. #fail #
Hey, @laughlinjames, we're on @scobleizer (well you are, I'm hiding.) http://scoble.it/fB1THS …where the line veers between cars! #
@LaughlinJames Ctrl + is your friend, Dude. #
I was just told that I embrace technology. Heck yeah. #
I'm sitting too close to these monitors…its giving me a headache. Must readjust my ergos. #
@emil285 5 hours in the car with you….. BLISS! #
Hey marketing: if the company's home page content is full of industry jargon and acronyms, you're doing it wrong. #fail #
Oh, I'm hungry. No wonder I have a headache. Damn you @subwayfreshbuzz and your 3-hour salad. I need more veggies at lunch. #
@crredwards Excellent way to measure for a general audience! #
@thejenatx zombie octopi death metal logo creeps for Movember? #Wha #
The Internets are behaving strangely: my phone # called a friend, hubs wasn't following me on Twitter for an hour, and email is wonky #
Less than one hour to go! Come ON, clock: move those hands; blink those dots! #
5 mins ago, I got mail from a client wanting her family port. (from AUG) to make/send cards. Prompted me to vacay my email. *shakes head* #
@unclelukereal1 Happy Birthday! #theU #
Would y'all believe traffic today was light? We're ~10 mins ahead of r most hopeful projection! PITY 2mrw's drivers since it's sure 2b worse #
Christmas Number One – with my mom's parents. It's a BIG Christmas with large boxes. #
Kroger in my small home town on Christmas 'Adam'. It's a special kind of hell. At least this store doesn't have my HS picture on the wall. #
LOL! @imrphoto Traveling in Mexico. On-board movie: the hot chick. Dubbed in Spanish. Kill me now. #
Mmmerry Christmas @idodoodle! MmmBop is playing in our car JUST for YOU! #
Stopped at Cracker Barrel on Christmas Eve at 11am and had no wait for a table. It's a Christmas MIRACLE! #
Waving hi/bye to @84jordan as we stop in her hometown for gas. #
An Aggie staple while in Aggieland: Wings 'N More. (Odd for us since we have them in Austin, too.) Nice break from holiday stuff. #
Sidney & Bailey are a huge embarrassment to Mississippi State! Wow! #
Horton Hears a Who! #
Merry Christmas! #
The last group of neices and nephews are on their way with the last parts of the meal. And then the gorging can begin. #
Last to leave xmas #3 (with @emil285's family)…and out of there much earlier than usual. Headed home fos xmas4 (us, finally). #
Wish the town of Manheim still had it's cute country store. We might break there sometimes, since we never stop in Caldwell (bastages). #
Hey @emil285, we're Almost Home! #
@Rocknrealty You are quite welcome and deserving, friend! #
Did Posterous hibernate from the cold. Why isn't it working for me? #
Up for giving @spam & block? This guy: @invitar #
RT @lisah Be aware that, 4 some ppl, this holiday is harder than u can imagine. Give benefit of the doubt & put a plug in it for 1 day! #
.@jolynjanis @katebuckjr count me in. Angry birds is just "Crush the Castle" in a different theme. Tetris rules. #
@jeremya LOL! Hey @emil285 wants to know why you ruined it. Much fodder for blogging/tweeting could be had! #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-12-19

Sunday, 2010-December-19 by lori

@lisah mmmm I LOVE brussesl sprouts! #
new phone books (we didn't want) have arrived. Where is phone book recycling? #
SNORT! @Sethersk82 …going to donate my phonebooks to the senior center so all the old ladies can see above the steering wheel. #
AA, PLEASE let parents keep kids HAPPY! @joeyTWOwheels AA, if waiting for de-ice, why entertain my 3.5 yo twins w/ my iPad? #
I'd love to see Randy Shannon here in Austin! RT @unclelukereal1: RS came out of this deal on top we taking about TX that's fucking big #
That's a hella lot! @jeremya: Wanna know how much I hate Vick? I am cheering for the Cowboys thats how much. #
I LOVE getting two things done at once: editing photos while I build my Romantic Boudoir session playlist. #booya #
hmmmm. suddenly, @pandora stops skipping songs when I give them a thumbs down. I like the songs, but don't want them on this "station" #
There you go, @evite. You don't give me an unsubscribe option and force me to see every RSVP. I mark you as spam! #
@crredwards fb lets me control them a little. I've NOTHING turned on for @eVite, but get email every time someone RSVPs for events. #
Happy Birthday, @joeyTWOwheels!!! #
RT @RachelintheOC: Wow, people are offended by crumbs today. #
LOL! true! @SheilaS <immature response to InterWebz>But I don't WANT to change my passwords again! Stupid security</immature resp…> #
That stuff is the reason I'm still alive! LOL! @TheJenATX: Mucinex: The drug of champions. #hellomucus #
LOL! RT @laniar: nsfw- you cannot unsee this every time you log in to fb: http://post.ly/1KY1S #
@txhoudini Stand your ground! #
@txhoudini @ParkourA Let us know if u need some muscle. "Hi I'm calling on behalf of @txhoudini. Ur contract is up, so we'll deliver…" #
@Haute4Cake Oh, Good! You figured out how to use it! #
@SummerH @ColeH Victoria's Secret gift card will get "stolen" a lot. #
AWESOME! @txhoudini: On a good note I figured out that kick ass theme… #
@crredwards Yeah, I'm NOT a fan of facebook as "email" at ALL. I get invited to events in places like Michigan. le sigh. #
@daveiam I like the new cover, but fb won't let me "like" it. ;P #
What do you all wanna bet that my bride's just-emailed album order is something she expects by Xmas? hahahahahhaah #
@midnightferret LOL. Yeah, luckily they got married in March, so they can't expect a miracle after waiting this long. See you tonight? #
Can meeps handle the responsibility of making a DECISION? @Allison_Peacock No More 'Maybe' option on RSVPs http://bit.ly/g3L1oD v @Meetup #
hey @HaleyOdom when you are feeling better, can you help us find a REAL consumer source for laws? ( http://bit.ly/FjXDQ seems spammy) #
@daveiam HA! That must be it. I didn't realize there was a separate page for this project. #
@daveiam done and done! #
@midnightferret awww. you'll be missed. FEEL BETTER! #crummy #
@laniar Well no wonder, you can't find mint/honey, Honey! You are at the wrong HEB! (that store makes me crazy!) #
.@HaleyOdom @daveiam you are a doll Hey, everyone, @HaleyOdom is a DOLL! Hear that? #
@laniar a remodel should help them a LOT. The store seems so out-of-order to me. I <3 the HEB+ on 620 but that's kinda far. #
lawdy, this one client is going to kill me with emails. From the get-go, she's made everything much more complicated than necesary! #
@laniar Oh sounds NICE. The one in <shh> CS</shh> is all effed up. It's a maze, so you can't forget ANYTHING 'cause going back is hell. #
@Sethersk82 http://bit.ly/nBMJF and http://bit.ly/dzoRF and http://bit.ly/u58Qu for pizza! #ATX #
@klm_tweets heh. Since every email has ~10 big drawn out questions, I'd have to charge per WORD! #
RT @jeremya: Know what we need in 2011 more Social Media Experts. #whatwedontneedin2011 #
.@jenztweets @TheJenATX @IleenieWeenie The best #cedarfever remedy I have found is the Easy Breather tincture (locally made!) #
@Sethersk82 also: GREAT site/list: http://bit.ly/XzfgK #
.@txhoudini I may have mis-used the word tincture. This is herbal. http://bit.ly/feURZl #
.@txhoudini Two homeopathy remedies work really well for me. & apis mexaphilia (sp?) has converted a few non-believer fireant sting victims! #
. @txhoudini @TheJenATX @IleenieWeenie @jenztweets Easy Breather works better if used BEFORE #cedarfever hits, but is a good remedy, too. #
RT @OsGuzman Golden on why Miami: "You kidding me? It's the most recognizable brand in college football. It's a dream job." #theU #
I've been cold down to my bones for two days. Why can't I get warm? It's just not THAT cold. First time I've been truly cold in years. #
@txhoudini don't be a hater. don't hate what you can't understand. ;P (None of the others ever did that much for me.) #
Early for CroKnit, waiting for my supper. A guy a few tables away sounds *exactly* like our nephew. cc @roybragg @emil285 #
So just for s&g, I went to see. Not him, of course. #uncanny #
*drool* @jeremya: Was thinking about getting a Canon 7D but I might hold out for the 5D mk II #
@crewt What is vegan hot cocoa? #
hey, @AlexStivers I see your Team Giggidy donation box at @TheDigPub . NICE! #
@crewt ahhh. I have looked for the occasional "there must be" here or there. Also #fail at times. Like KrispyKreme on Sat night. :/ #
@flabastida can you share a list of the marketing blogs people list? pretty please? #
@txhoudini Oh, I understand the science…but I believe what works. #
@AlexStivers done and Done! #
@crewt yay! I'll check with Whole Foods for a vegan cooca mix. (a necessity for the "winter" we have in Texas) #
Next up: Golden 'Canes will bestow somthing. RT @caneshooter Sebastian shows Coach Golden how to properly do #TheU http://bit.ly/gD3nZI #
RT @elysa: 7 Things Your Body Needs Right Now http://dlvr.it/BNJHQ #
"All the single ladies": Anyone without a date for this evening and want to go see a hockey game? #
Last call 4 #Austin single gals who want to go on a hockey date with a great guy this eve! I'm going to be mobile-only after 3pm, so DM me #
.@omarg @SummerH If you do it right, they can "hear" you bat lashes (or roll eyes) over the phone! Trust me, I gold medal in both events! #
kitteh snores are so CUTE cc @purrrrrl #
Ew. #
O m effin g. Wow. And just wtf! #
LOL! @wesley83 Rock'em Sock'em Robots THE MOVIE! http://bit.ly/gKrVv9 cc @roybragg @emil285 @TheJenATX @katebuckjr #
Dear Tweeps. Thank you for "getting it". Thank you for understanding the SOCIAL in Social Media. Thanks for doing the RIGHT thing so often! #
@wesley83 OMG, @TheJenATX will LOL. @emil285 & @roybragg will add it to their movie lists. and @katebuckjr won't get the reference! #
LOL! @wesley83: @LoriLuza Kids these days. cc @TheJenATX @katebuckjr #
@IleenieWeenie We don't have neurologists in #Austin #doctorfail #
@IleenieWeenie Oh, that's a shame. I guess there isn't much of a market for that specialty in AWESOME #Austin !!! #doctorfail #
aw, sweet lil' @katebuckjr It's a Rock'em Sock'em Robots thing. You're too young to understand! @TheJenATX @wesley83 @emil285 @roybragg #
RT @TurboGrandma: My cat is pretty judgmental for someone whose idea of personal hygiene is licking his butthole in front of company. #
RT @MissSacramento: It amazes me what people can get away with…… #
@midnightferret PLEASE put your kitteh on Twitteh. It will be so much fun if our's follow one another! #
Always catches me off guard when one of the few peeps I have blocked from email shows up in a reply or list. #
@IleenieWeenie @aliholden I just want to NOM that little ball of fluff with kisses and love! #
@HaleyOdom @I_Am_Esquire On one forum I belong to, sarcasm is green. #
LOL. @KittyMarble is stuck in his box (from our new TV). He managed to get in it without knocking it over and now he can't get out. #warble #
I suck at doing xmas…and it drains the life from me. #
Lunch, finally. Well, I had a salad at #BrainNet so I guess this is "lupper". #
I smell a boudoir session in someone's future! LOL! RT @slavetofashion: @Rocknrealty ..When can we go shopping 4 scandalously low-cut tops?? #
News to me, too! @crewt: Today is National Cupcake Day and I just find out now????? #
@TheOtherLeslie *raises hand* #
@TheOtherLeslie Don't do that. If you even show up, you are stronger than I am! I've had a moratorium on xmas parties for years! #
Newsflash: CIGARETTE BUTTS ARE LITTER. 1 in every 2 Texans litters. Do us all a favor and Don’t Mess with Texas! v @TxDOT #
I see too much "marketing" that is 100% lies. Makes me sad. #
I just love it when a fellow biz owner (2 hours away) unsubs from my <1/mo email list, but then invites me to their events. WTH? #
exactly how many AC/DC songs am I going to get in a row, @pandora #weird #
Noooooooooooooo RT @stealingsand: aw shit, byebye Delicious http://tcrn.ch/dGH8j5 #
I honestly don't care that facebook is down, but why is my Google Calendar being wonky? #
ditto RT @rjfrasca: If it weren't for twitter, I would have never even known facebook was down… #
@PaulettePGM Ha. I've only been saying that since forever! #
So, is there going to be a way to export from delicious.com ? I really need/want all my stuff. #
oh, THERE is the Export for delicious bookmarks. yay! #
@omarg @austin_brian Thanks, guys. My Twitter went dead-ish (channelling fb this pm?) & then I found it. Appreciate the help nonetheless! #
RT @austindirtydog: "that which does not kill us only makes us stronger" better be true or I'm gonna be SERIOUSLY P.O.'d. #
RT @CANES4LIFESHOW: Hearing POSSIBLY Ken Dorsey coming back to #TheU as a GA. That would be cool. #GoCanes #theU v @Caldwell676 #
Thank you, Susie The Little Blue Coupe, for going out of your way to let me in! #
I have `couple of folks 2do nice little things for. If I were a baker, I'd make cookies. What else says "Thanks for a great year"? #
Did some1 let @TheJenATX out of the house in her Monkey Pants? @SummerH PJs w/monkeys all over r cute enuf 2wear in public. But please don't #
@jenztweets EEEEEEE!!! Jen, that's PERFECT for what I need! Thank YOU! #consumablegiftsrock #
@Allison_Peacock Maybe if you turn it off from the web, the setting will stick. #iPhone #
.@TheJenATX @SummerH LOLing at #monkeypants !!! #
@maczter ew! #shakesheadinshame #
. @SummerH Those are bigger than I was hoping to spend (but I'm keeping the ideas for future!) This is for the 2 peeps in our Village office #
Oh I am going to open a can of whup ass on @bbvacompass for charging fees to my CLOSED account AGAIN #fskrs #
on hold 4the 3rd time w/ @bbvacompass while a newbie tries 2 "get the system 2 work". Apparently, they did system updates today. brilliant #
.@bbvacompASS #ass @bbVACompass #VacAsInItSucks #ridiculous 4th hold during 3rd attempt to CLOSE ACCOUNTS. #
Anyone want to join me at @BBVACompass bank tomorrow to share my "experience" with every customer (& social media outlet) I can? #
Agreed. (But maybe skiing or hiking) @TheJenATX: Yep. Next year? Christmas? Bahamas. #hateit #allofit #
<sarcasm> Oh, and the very best news of the day? @emil285s coworkers are all sick. </sarcasm> #
Manuel (Manolo) Sánchez of @bbvacompass Your bank sucks. Your employees are undertrained. Your policies are OF THE DEVIL. I hate you. #
@TheJenATX Have you read Skipping Christmas? #
I haven't been this angry in a really long time. @bbvacompass #
@TheJenATX pretty much! I <3d it 'til they reazlied that they can't skip. (Book is WAAAY better than the movie: Christmas with the Kranks) #
@Sethersk82 They're not even my bank anymore. Haven't been in days. I'm going to have to invoice them all my time fixing this $h!t #
@Sethersk82 Ouch on the popper burns! I don't have any aloe to give you. #
@Sethersk82 Yeah, they dared 2 mess w/an Irish Texan during the stressful HOLIDAYs? They won't know what hit 'em. I might need bail money. #
My chest hurts. If I have some kind of panic/heart attack, I blame @bbvacompass and their complete and utter ineptitude. #VeryAngry #
@IleenieWeenie I'm trying. It's a stressful week/season and they pull this $h!t, now? #fskrs #
OMG this @turtlecalls thing is makeing me LOL for only the 3rd time all day! #
@IleenieWeenie Gave them multiple chances 2make it right. 2mrw, I'm storming a branch w/VERY LOUD discontent. No new customers on my watch!! #
.@crredwards I want to hire @turtlecalls to call @turtleor LOL! Oh, and Jason in Missouri is kind of a d.i.c. #
@crredwards I think I want him 2call my mom. But she won't wear her glasses & can't read CallerID so: just a vm instead of a conversation. #
@IleenieWeenie I don't know that I have time for that, but I can be LOUD and I can make new customers afraid to bank there. #
@IleenieWeenie Yeah, I think Mr. Weenie lives close to the jail. LOL! #
Tweeps, Thank you all for the DMs of support! I'll get back to each of you when I can. I will blog/Tweet/etc the story. @bbvacompass fskers #
About time someone did SOMETHING! @AdFreak Obama signs law to quiet TV commercials. http://bit.ly/ho3Nhi v @stealingsand #
@mherzber That one looks ok as a delicious replacement, but I like the social part for searching (& for blog widgets.) #
@mherzber Yeah, I don't really share with anyone else. Not many similar users as friends, but like to search members' public bookmarks. #
@Allison_Peacock That is so weird. Can you re-install the app? #lame #iPhone #
@IleenieWeenie Thanks. T-minus 00:35. Brought $.95 in pennies to pay the change on the charge. (Fee was reversed over phone.) @bbvacompass #
@Allison_Peacock well that taps my keg of ideas. #
@IleenieWeenie Thanks for the #FF (t-minus 0:23) Fueling up, now. #
@midnightferret yeah, we'll I'm going to invoice @bbvacompASS for all the time I've wasted on this. I have work to do, too. #
Here I go, kids. Wish me luck. (I'll Tweet via text if I can.) #
Brrrr #Austin #
Only 3 cars in the lot. I SHOULD wait 'til lunch for maximum effect, but that's even more inconvient for me. @bbvacompass SUCKS #
Teller showing guy how new ATM works. I suggest he do the smart thing and take his money elsewhere. @bbvacompASS #
This is complete, total, & utter bullshit, @bbvacompASS ! If your teller had closed my acts when I CLOSED em, none of this would've happened #
Getting the name of the teller who screwed up RIGHT NOW. @bbvacompASS #
And now, even the bank employee (more than a teller) is stuck in call processing hell. Now wonder banks cost so much. @bbvacompASS #
Figures. The guy who doesn't have authority to do much went to TTech. @bbvacompASS #
Non-teller guy trying actually freeze/lock my account while @bbvacompASS has their 'magic' 30-day window for re-opening the acct on a whim #
Supposedly, it's now REALLY closed. We'll see. Kicker: address they have is 2 yrs old: is 'other' side of their system. Wha? @bbvacompASS #
@imrphoto Thanks, JC! I id that and then some! #
@amberagd eeee! Are you going on a big trip? #
GAH! "As of Dec 17, you'll be automatically enrolled in a new @bbvacompASS personal payments…a $1.00 service fee will apply to each…" #
regarding last Tweet. Spam reported. #fskrs #
@Sethersk82 Oh, I'm not done. I'm going to find the guy who didn't close the account the FIRST time. @bbvacompASS #
RT @Sethersk82: is there a store in austin that sells vintage stereo equipment? record players, receivers, speakers, etc??? #
Poll: do you return callers who don't leave a message? I don't (usually). I hate not knowing WHY they called, so I can prep to call back. #
@jadana17 Yes, those are the worst of the bunch; I agree. #
Since every new bookmarking site is all "import from delicious" today, it makes me wonder how big delicious was, and why Yahoo dropped it. #
@jenztweets Agreed! Family and BFFs get a pass (you probably know why they're calling, anyway!) LOL. #
@SheilaS except for the severely technically challenged…who might have to dictate stories to someone with SM knowledge. #
@SheilaS I see the rare exception. Sending email is the max of their technical abilities. (and then I wonder how they function day-to-day) #
@SheilaS ..but yes, almost all don't want to take the ~10 minutes to learn. #
@SheilaS Ah, yes, in that case, I'm also a #HardAss If you CAN, you SHOULD. If you can't, MAYbe ur in the wrong field. #
@imrphoto @laniar (jumping in.) I've seen that and think it's a typo. "you're NOW following" would be correct. #
@flabastida I used to know one. Let me know if you come up dry and I'll see if I can find it. #
@flabastida Well Look how EASY THAT was, afterall! dang. http://bit.ly/g1JzAf #
@flabastida I'll make sure that @emil285 makes good on that for you! #
. @TheLastPieman = spam #
RT @lisah: Businesses that offer fantastic pricing for new customers only w/out also rewarding loyal customers make me testy. #
Anyone have a LEGITIMATE source (i.e. Google) on the I.M. headline: "Goo gle Du mps 49 88 4 0 00 Act ive Web sites" (spaces to stop spam) #
@sarahEmagee I "kicked ass" at @bbvacompASS this morning & might "take names" at another branch this afternoon. #dontgetinmyway #
@jadana17 I was hoping they were taking down all the "fake" sites out there. (domain squatters) #
@austindirtydog Well my job didn't draw blood, but I thought about drawing some myself! LOL! #
Ok, facebook, "Friends Events". Why? I just get confused (Didn't I already RSVP?) or think ur trying 2 make me feel left out. Don't get it. #
@luannsaid I wish I could re-size columns in @TweetDeck That would help me organize Important vs. NotAs #
@lisah maybe 'cause wave was less purposeful than delicious? #
wave of sleepies. oh nooooooooes. This weather does that to me. #
@SummerH Teee heeee GREAT minds, right? #
wearing two scarfs because a) I'm cold and b) I need to keep @KittyMarble away from them. #
For all you Tweeps using ow.ly, it doesn't usually work too well. Makes it hard for us to read your stuff and RT it. #
RT @snookca: My advice: if you have even the slightest aversion to shit, don't have kids. v @stealingsand #
Dinner at @NeWorlDeli with @emil285 before we go see the Miracle on 37th Street. Thanks @laniar @atbushnell for the idea! #
Music at @NeWorlDeli is much too loud for conversation. Also, he has AT&T feedback from incoming calls. #
Sock monkey manger http://twitpic.com/3gx22o #
When did Texas Highways magazine get so expensive? damn recession. grrr. #
allergy ATTACK. Must go lie down. Have a great w/e, everyone. #
.@Sethersk82 No, but @laniar heard something like fireworks and she's not very far away from here. #
@laniar please meet my neighbor @Sethersk82 . Seth, this is Lani (rhymes with Bonnie). #
@laniar @sethersk82 and thanks for the info! good to know from whence it came! #
I want the morons who didn't standardize CD/DVD labels to have to MAKE all their own for the rest of their lives. #TemplateHell #
@Allison_Peacock Yep…marking them all as SPAM, too. #annoying #
@AmberAusten (((hugs))) for you and those in need of healing. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-12-12

Sunday, 2010-December-12 by lori

@bekitoburrito Yes, you are crazy! Girl, find a pattern! #
Win a free copy of @mojo_themes #WordPress Cyber Bundle ($579 value) from @wpbeginner http://wpbeg.in/i00vmH (Just RT to Enter) #
Powerful post from @rocknrealty Glitter Every Day: been a while….need more glitter http://bit.ly/eyt6X0 v @flabastida #
@annamunoz Oh that is so sad! I'm sorry for your losses. Maybe a kitten would help? j.k. #
@annamunoz Can you take Fletcher to puppy play dates? Is there a rescue group you could all get involved with? #
@annamunoz for he holidays or a move? #
If only he'd do those things for me for real! @emil285 washed Lori's car, changed filter, ..w/in Gran Turismo 5, that is. #
Our new neighbors have slammed their door 12+ times today alone. It rattles our windows. #assholes (can u hear them @Sethersk82 ?) #
@Sethersk82 I've glared at them to no avail. They even slam the door 2-3 times for each time they leave. WTH? #
FABU week/end w/ @Haute4Cake @jenztweets @LaughlinJames @laniar @emil285 @PaulettePGM @Sethersk82 @SewSister @slavetofashion &more #
RT @meganraphael: so it looks like my December 31 is gonna be a busy one. Canes vs. Catholics by day, NYE by night. #gocanes #theU #
That's not happiness to see me, now, is it? #
@Sethersk82 went…home, & there was a..bowl of milk on the porch just waiting for her. Lucky Kitten!" -Kitten's First Full Moon #
@UWSblondie You'll know if you use TweetDeck, for sure. Most Twitter apps have a "mentions" column/tab. #
today, an Open House and LOTs of editing/orders. Tomorrow, more editing & PAINTING our new office space! #
awesome! @g_ack: Hanukah candles burning down in front of the Xmas tree http://instagr.am/p/eYdS/ #
Someone pls make a Netflix-streaming Roulette program? Spin a wheel. Doesn't say what movie you're starting v @shwood @txhoudini #
Door slam: 1. Annoying "little shit" dogs unleashed and unsupervised: 1. Happy Monday. #nowwhereismyarmyofflyingmonkeys #
@slavetofashion Yes, we are so close, now, let's make a girlie date! *mwah* Lunch sometime? #
In Texas, raffles are severely restricted by law. Odds are, it's illegal for your group to have one. No, I won't donate or buy a ticket. #
RT @stealingsand: RT @envatographics: PHOBAR: Photoshopped Beyond All Recognition http://bit.ly/hx39hc #
Also, I report ALL spam and fake facebook profiles. Play nice, people. #
Door slam: 2. Bad doggies: 1. Get a rope! #
LOL & FIFY! @AhhPhotography: RUA Redneck? The biggest city you've ever been to is #
@keyetv: Don Meredith, legendary former Dallas Cowboys quarterback, has died after a brain hemorrhage in Santa Fe. He was 72. #
urgh. If there is such a thing as tri-polar, this day has that all wrapped up! Ping-pong-spat! #
RT @Sethersk82: i wanna start a movement of people changing their profile pics to a summers eve box to bring awareness to douchebaggery. #
@SheJustGotMarri @Sethersk82 oooh, let's find a way to change it FOR them! LOL! #
Area code 208? Idaho? Yeah, they need a photographer in Austin, Texas. SURE they do. </sarcasm> ignore. block. #
@francisjoseph Yes, I get some of those, too, but teeny town in NW Idaho coupled w/no message rasies flags. I haven't blocked them yet. #
I'm sorry if I just pocket-dialed anyone ( @84jordan ). Getting used to 'winter' and pockets and stuff. #
Dear @subway, when you took out spinach, it greatly reduced the salad quality. Can another green come back? Romaine or spring mix? #
#Austin speed trapunder 183 at Lake Creek Pkwy. #
LOL! RT @TurboGrandma: All I Want for Christmas is My 2 Mil Trust Fund #HipsterChristmas #
Chicken broth. Only the 2nd time in months. Staving off the latest bug. I hope its just the dry air. #
LOL @WendiAarons going..to a friend's to let her puppy out 2pee. She..sent me a 7 paragraph email of instructions. I hope I don't mess up. #
@imrphoto Wendy's salads always seem to have stuff I can't eat. Gonna try Jack in the Box, soon. Wish there were better SOUP places! yum! #
For reals? That is mad! RT @Cuatros: Holy Cow! Cuatro's gone mad!!! $.50 beers tonight! #
@imrphoto Jack in the Box was a waste of time…all of their salads have chicken. I'll try Wendy's again. #
Run, deer. RUN! #
@TheJenATX How about knitting him/her a Tea Cozy? #
@laniar I'd only support you doing that if we get to know how to find it! LoL I want to read rants and funnies! #
@laniar I use gmail priority inbox and love it! #
2day I've lost the office key (found) & my wallet. St. Anthony, St.Anthony, please look around. Lori's lost her mind & it can not be found! #
Small child you hate? Teach them the days of the week out of order. Effective, horrible, not illegal. v @robdelaney @austindirtydog #
Thank you, St. Anthony! found the wallet! Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead? #
Can't get "real" work done, so I'm cleaning through the perpetual pile on my desk. #
Wanna make the ZTA calls, too? @kimhollenshead Making calls to ADPi alumni sisters in the Texas Hill Country about our Holiday Dinner #
xmas shopping list for "my side" is made. I think I know what I'm getting all three of them. @emil285 is in charge of the 67 on his side. #
@kimhollenshead LOL! I have no idea. Our holiday thing (cookie decorating) is on the 14th. We should co-host an event! ztAdpi #
Here's a novel idea: don't name your wedding biz after a Blow Job. Even if that's how she got the ring, it's not classy! #
@Rocknrealty Oh, I'm so sorry. Can you show him how everyone can "be a little bit Santa" to help someone in need? #
want! RT @SewSister Ooo thats great! RT @golocalaustin RT @golocalhouston Go Local cards – excellent stocking stuffers! #justsayin #
http://bit.ly/9SBt7p @laniar: YEAAAAAAAAAAH, best count + twilight + csi reference in history: http://post.ly/1IzQY #
@Rocknrealty Oh. Em. Glee. That is so sweet! I always want 2buy a winter coat 4someone who really needs 1 (& leave it for them to just find) #
Big day of painting, again, but The Spark is going to be so cute! #
What.Donna.Said. RT @TheDonnaBrown Whatcha doin to it? RT @SuzanneCordeiro ..iPhone, pls don't break..sure Apple won't give me a 6th.. #
I just threw up in my mouth a little. #
@TheDonnaBrown We'll share that info soon! #
I have one Twitter friend whom I follow almost everyone she RTs. Who do y'all think it is? #
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! It's YOU! @stealingsand: @LoriLuza whozit? #
@stealingsand it's all your "fault"! Dang you hang out with some interesting Tweeps! #
#grammarnerd alert. Saw this & 1st thought "well". @SheilaS: I pronounce the beef nachos very good at Blue Oak Grill http://bit.ly/e0q0tH #
@laniar mEGGchelada? #
"broke down in tears on the floor of a grocery store after seeing Cherry Coke, Wade's favorite soda." RIP Liz Edwards http://yhoo.it/eJUUm7 #
RT @Bepkoboy: I bought a bottle of wine and didn't open it…..Clearly something is wrong. #
HOW did I not know about postful.com before now??? It would have been so much easier to write my grands the last 3 years! #
hey @slavetofashion and @daisiesnchains did y'all see this one? http://bit.ly/dE0rRT #
@SheilaS And I should not edit-in-my-head until I've read-to-the-end since you used a word with two meanings! #
@midnightferret I footnote blog posts all the time (usually personal, but sometimes professional ones too). #
@midnightferret I footnote blog posts when the interruption for clarity would severely interrupt the flow or when it's an aside/afterthought #
People who r l8 2 meetings, & thus delay the start, should have 2pay a fine 2all the people who were on time. v @academicdave @stealingsand #
Anybody want a cat? cc @KittyMarble #
@stealingsand My whole morning has been, "Get down!" "Stop that!" "no." "No." "NO!" *&% *&##$% I said, 'NO!' *&$&#$ ^&($%%^" #
Hey, y'all, where in NW #Austin can I rent a tall step ladder? #
GAH. I did YOU the favor. Just make a decision, already. We don't need a litany of emails over it. gr. #
Hate holidays. "I'm disabled" might mean
u can POLITELY ask 2 cut, but if ur as sick as u claim, u shouldn't push or reak of a wet ashtray #
Hey employees, flirt with the baby when there isn't a big line, mmmmkay? And LISTEN to what I ordered, don't assume! #
@TheJenATX LOVE the blue! #
effin' holidays. Too much going on. Can't keep it all straight in my head. And everyone wants everything NOW! #
After more holiday errands and a much-needed 3-hour nap (oh & my phone turned off), I'm much more rested today. Ready to tackle stuff! #
Other side of social media: u think u'll like some1 ..& then u meet them IRL. Or, they made a good 1st impression & have since disappointed. #
@midnightferret I think it's grander, now. "Back then" how often did we meet some1 online & then meet them IRL, 2? Only 1 time 4 me. #
@midnightferret "Club" implies something in common to begin with, no? #
@midnightferret ..Same as IRL. People can make a good 1st impression & then disappoint, later. Just another aspect of SOCIAL media. #
@midnightferret Right, that's true of ne club, even 1 w/out online presence. After all, something in common is probably why u meet online, 2 #
@SuzanneCordeiro Thanks for the #ff Dahling! #
miles to go before I sleep. Catch you all laters. #
Yay! ANYtime! @crredwards: @asyouwish @jeztweets Pink cupcakes for you both. Thank you! #
Manuel (Manolo) Sánchez and #BBVA #Compass #Bank are both on my SH!T list. I closed my accounts on the 30th! Oh, but not really. #
Time to decompress with Board/Party Games Night at AustinChildFree.org Whoo hoo! Or should I show my age and say "Wa-hoo!"? #
LOL! @emil285 I see one of the Cool River cougars in here. She has some big titties and is bow-legged. Awesome. #
OH at games night: "What the is that?" #
RT @TurboGrandma: "We'll take like 10 more earthquakes if Sarah Palin leaves immediately." -Haiti #
RT @lisah: How to Suck at Facebook – The Oatmeal http://otf.me/90Y #
wow! Learned about this last night at AustinChildFree. uuber cool (and nerdy, too) http://bit.ly/h3C1Ga #
Watching the music synched Christmas lights on Collingwood Ave in Round Rock! #austin #
RT @charlie_hussle: It's fuckin cold out. Asked my cat if he wanted to come outside and he flipped me off. // which finger? v @TexBetsy #
Geeks: anyone seen a prototype of this 1-handed keyboards? Know how well it works or how long it takes to learn? http://bit.ly/h71rys #
I had to put on my n.c. headphones so I can JAM to Footloose at full volume! Makes me want do DANCE! #yourplayin #socool #
"Rock You Like a Hurricane" -Scorpions #theU #rockON #
@crredwards yuk, that movie was torture for me. Don't think I watched more than 30 mins w/ @emil285 (in spite of gratuitous manlies) #
@crredwards I guess I'm more of a Top Gun (before we knew Tom Cruise was bat-shit crazy) kinda ogler. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-12-05

Sunday, 2010-December-5 by lori

heating pad under my feet with @KittyMarble on top. mmmmm toasty. And, he's a heat theif! #
HIT's Whore House in Austin is popular. http://bit.ly/gQHilF v @placesaustin @austindirtydog #
Hey lady WITH a job, cut the attitude. Plenty of people will glady take it, if you can't perform basic customer service duties. #
Thinking about a juicer. Can anyone tell me what features I need to make vegetable juice and soup? #
#GetInThatAuburnStore This kid had a tough weekend: http://youtu.be/rRty9niJxe0 v @bobanddan @AlexStivers #
@TheTimHayden even if A&M had beat IaState (to get same # of wins), OkState would get to go according to the ~5th tie-breaker rule. #
@TheTimHayden Agreed! Let the BCS ranking (since we know how good THAT is. pshaw!) be the LAST step in the tie-breaker. #
@TheTimHayden But I went to #theU so I have different issues at hand today. LOL! #
@TheTimHayden I doubt that's anything other than some WISHFUL tweets. I haven't seen anything official on #grUden #
@JonTreySummers When I was at #theU players had their own cafeteria, but I think NCAA took those away from schools a few years ago. #
.@corrinrenee @IleenieWeenie After online/store research, I like this juicer best http://bit.ly/fkOZha (tad more than I want 2spend) #
.@corrinrenee @IleenieWeenie that's one of the ones we looked at. The other brand was so much better. #
RT @jrlive: Grateful for the work done by Randy Shannon at #TheU Now looking forward to the future! #Canes #
@TheJenATX ha. I no longer spend any $ in Caldwell. Got caught by an unethical (illegal?) speed trap. They'll never see another $.01 from me #
@TheJenATX I was, too. Cop started lights before I cross the Speed Limit sign. I was still slowing down for it. #jerk #
@crredwards I MUCH prefer to cook with gas than electric. Electric is far too inconsistent. #
@flabastida YUM! When's dinner? #
@crredwards ooooh lovely. We have traditional electric in our apartment. (safer than gas for multi-family blah blah blah) #
@flabastida ha! ok! be right there. j.k. #
@crredwards oh noes! sorry (x3)!!! #
#YouCantSpellGrUdenWithoutTheU YESSSSSSSSSS!?!?!?! HopeHopeHope http://ow.ly/3gx0X #Canes #TheU v @roto #
.@laniar @IrvinFromTexas I'm SO glad we traveled yesterday instead of today! (& that we take 45 up & only have to get on 35 to come back) #
@jadana17 yay! #
Hey Texas, can we grow up to be mature & inclusive and repeal the Blue Laws, already? I'd like to shop normal hours on Sundays. #
@crredwards You rock, anyway! So why #StillOnCouchThough ? pshaw! #
Viagra would be envious of the number of erections "Jon Gruden to #TheU quot; has caused. v @MrCarlosRoque @c_brolley #
RT @stealingsand: Dallas ladies, where do you get your hair did? Need good stylist in Plano/Allen/McKinney. May drive for superb cut #
Guess I'll have 2watch Monday Night Football tomorrow w/mute off for a change to hear if Gruden addresses rumors about #TheU v @incantalupo #
RT @nfl: Andre Johnson of #Texans now first WR ever with at least 60 catches in each of first 8 seasons. #Hurricanes #Canes #TheU #NFLU #
If we can't get #grUden what about @ErinAndrews for head coach at #theU #
RT @HomelessCoach Awesome day 4 Homeless Coach "Celebrate Community" unveiling featuring Lawrence, a homeless artist! #
RT @OntheDLPodcast summaizes the past 24hrs as far as #JonGruden & #TheU are concerned http://bit.ly/gXybjE v @CFBExaminer #
RT @NAPP_news Today! Get +6mos of #NAPP save big on #PSW or @KelbyTraining & more. #CyberMonday http://bit.ly/gT7qlJ #
my getting-dressed routine: put on fun socks, pick out a shirt, change into plain socks that don't completely clash w/shirt. cest la vie #
@Sethersk82 I don't think Clear Channel is SEMI-evil. I think they are the devil's twins. #
oh dear GAWD, please NOT Tuberville or Stoopid. #theU #grUden #
RT @WVUM_Sports Reading Canes players on facebook, …interesting how most called Shannon a father figure before anything else. #theU #
RT @wendiaarons post http://tinyurl.com/2c8lmhh what's your shittiest Xmas gift? #
Fan "John Gruden to Coach The U" – WE WANT GRUDEN!! http://on.fb.me/gtMhNw #theU #Canes v @sebrusk @hurricanesports #
ew: No one cares that you have on makeup & your hair is coiffed in a style for your age. We can see your panties….from the front! #
RT @WendiAarons Shld I go 2the RossDressforLess where moms let kids play soccer in the shoe section or the one where ppl try on underwear? #
RT @emil285 Thoughts on WikiLeaks: World wld b better off w/frank statements frm diplomats instead o political statements. #TakeThat amp;SmokeIt #
Dear @KittyMarble "no" means "NO." capiche? comprende? understand? get it? yo? #
@bekitoburrito That's GREAT to hear! #
gave @KittyMarble a "pawdicure" but he is still digging at and tearing on things. grrrr. No. Bad kitty. That's my pot pie! #
@baddmom Maybe the educational toy store near the Container Store at 183/360? #
@baddmom I think it's Learning Express. I love that store…and they have a lot of Legos. #
@stephensurefire Are you doing a Semester at Sea? #fb #
@stephensurefire WOW! That sounds AMAZING! Have fun. take lots of pics! #
@daveiam I was once dismissed from #civicduty because @emil285 had been on the grand jury that indicted the case. #
@lanikhong "time and space" People often lack the understanding of those words and fail to realize they are finite in our world. #
@fitchicnyc might. RT @davidfarley Anyone know a Long Island-based food writer for a writing gig? Good starting-out opportunity. v @lisah #
@fitchicnyc You're welcome, Sis! \^^^/ #
@corrinrenee You should join us at @TheDigPub tonight at 7pm. #
@corrinrenee $3 beer and a VERY casual group. Join us on a Monday, soon. We'd love to have you! #
@daveiam …but I didn't get to "share" until 4:30pm. Should have been outta there at 8:01am. Was a tough case. i's dotted, t's crossed. #
CONGRATS!!! @raquenel: Omg I passed my exam!!! Thanks again for ur support Twitter! One more exam to go… The "easy" one #
Guy behind me must not be from Texas. DUDE, there are at least 30ft behind you. Get out of my personal bubble! #
Awwww. LOOKS LIKE @SostaKitty @lisah: My proud kitty brought me a snake! #goodkitty http://twitpic.com/3bgoao #
Time for knitting, yo. #badcraftjoke #
Best wishes, future 'Cane! RT @officialblopez: My University of Miami application is OUT THE DOOR! Wish me luck!! #theU v @LizaWalton #
OH at CroKnit: My husband can see my "Eat shit." look through my sunglasses. #
COULD it BE???? RT @carlos_oj: #gruden #theU http://bit.ly/dRBYcj #
hey, while I'm running errands and working an even tonight, do y'all think you could make the #grUden thing a done deal? #theU #
My accounts with the evil bank (BBVA Compass) are closed! I might even have a glass of champagne this evening! #
RT @canemutiny5x: Would love the chance to play Boise St in a bowl. #bringit #THEU #
@TheJenATX he cleans when he's sick? That's weird! ;P #
Where are Stacy & Clinton when you need them to rescue our eyes from the guy in the WHITE pants??? #
@Kate_Voth Hang in there….thinking of you. Stay positive and BEAT IT! #
Well put, @unclelukereal1 "can't have it both ways" http://bit.ly/hn2cz7 #theU #
@elysa I don't know, but that happens to me sometimes, too. #
@HaleyOdom A friend has to cut off the Internet after taking insomnia meds. Crazy/incomprehensible writing. I wish she'd Tweet, though! LOL #
You heard that from way over here?? RT @crredwards: Why, yes. Yes, that was indeed the sound of a wine cork popping. #BackOff #
@SuzanneCordeiro Talk to @LaughlinJames & @SheilaS. They both did some research on small camcorders. #
RT @slang4 #theU #grUden http://bit.ly/hi661i #
@SuzanneCordeiro Oh, and will you share what you learn from them and other Tweeps? LOL! #
I wish you all could hear the sounds that eminate from D&D online and Lord of the Rings Online. @emil285 & his friends are quite funny! #
FINALLY! #Gruden is trending on twitter! #Hurricanes #Canes #theU #NFLU v @caneshooter #
@crredwards @plaidearthworm @suzannecordeiro cheers to you all! #
…and it's not event midnight! Wait 'til they eat! RT @daveiam: Late night Twitter people are the BEST. Tripping me out. #
do it! @heykolls: Tempted to eat just fruit and greens for the next 11 months. In no way am I ready to be in a bridal gown. #
I present 2u the funniest Amazon "Frequently Bought With" ever http://amzn.to/hVWqcl v @scrawledinwax @stealingsand #
@heykolls but you're in my TweetDeck. How is this so? (fixing NOW!) #
@heykolls OK, weird. It does show that I'm following you. WTH. #
@daveiam @lanikhong @LoriLuza Yes! Twitter + Water + late night + food = MUCHO Mayhem! bwaahhh haaaa haaa haaa haaaaaaaa #
OMG! honored. touched. flattered. http://twitpic.com/3bsph3 #
@heykolls I'd be honored if you'd let me bid for your event. wish@AsYouWishAustin.com (also @AsYouWish ) #
@laniar Thanks, Doll! I love me some Rosales' peeps! #
yeppers! @HaleyOdom: http://yfrog.com/6z2wk0j Yes, more fun is had at my house than any bar in town. cc @mmarler @jmarler #
To fruits! To no absolutes! To Absolut! To Choice! http://youtu.be/-MS4OZUqH9A (ACT UP! Fight AIDS!) v @aemccarthy #
almost happened 2me once w/a wp that was too many versions too old. @jeremya: @incslinger ..an incompatible theme would lose..content.. #
RT @joinred: Today’s World AIDS Day. Tweet #turnred & turn this map of the world (RED). Please RT. http://f.joinred.com/qwx #
@stealingsand That one IS spam (eye of the beholder and all)! #
woo! (and early this year) @midnightferret: Oh, also, Happy 1st day of Hannukah, for those of you who celebrate it! Yay! #
Happy Birthday @emil285 !!! May every day and year be better than the last! LOVE you! #
Dodge truck – TX Lic Plate AN8 4926 – your brake lights are out! #
RT @simplyv: OMG, who is still using fax machines? #
RT stealingsand: saddest mayorship today: RT @: I just became the mayor of Herb's Paint & Body Shop on @foursquare! #
These last few days HAVE felt like forever! @louis_berger: Wish we would get a damn coach down the at #theu #
So @KittyMarble found a new cat toy (tag and all). Can he open drawers, now? #
RT @bjbyrne: So the spider sat down and said, "No whey!" And Miss Muffet was like, "Whey!" And then they were euthanized for bad punning. #
RT @lisah RT @WriteWendy Twitter is an open minded community. If you're here to reinforce stereotypes, go back where you belong. Facebook. #
RT @clarissaBrock: Just transferred another client's site to WordPress. You'd think it was popular or something! #
@Sethersk82 That's not a "real" kolache. Traditional ones are fruit or cream cheese, not meat/savory. You'll have to try the other, next. #
dammit. ordered a wrap with three ingredients…and eggs are included. crap. that makes four, not three. #ahwells #
@AmberAusten Is that also cool for a 40-something "boy"? ;P #
@Sethersk82 They're both very good, and quite different. #
I love getting "server maintenance" messages for ~20mins of time at 5am! Yeah, like THAT's a problem for me. LOL! #lovemyhost #
Holidays: when you hear Charlie Brown music on the @Musak. zen #
I find it funny that I learn gossip on Twitter I'd never know anywhere else. #justreadingbetweenthelines #
@Pats4Me Oh, I can't play it myself…get overloaded just with store music. Try to give myself balance. #
Happy Birthday, @chemda of @keithandthegirl #
random! @baddmom weird! RT @statesman Several cars pulled from bottom of Lady Bird Lake http://bit.ly/fAmjtd #
RT @TheJenATX: HAHA #WERD http://i.imgur.com/0lX6B.jpg #
RT @laurizac RT @pagetx RT @willhampton More & more, we use mobile devices when we have 'dead' time, ie, waiting in line, @ dr office, etc. #
Dear Neighbors Who Put 3 Illuminated Crosses In The Yard Every Yr @ Xmas: You DO know they didn't crucify the baby Jesus? v @tj @lisah #
Hey Real Estate Agents, do your homework before you cold call people and then refuse to leave a message! Where did u get my # anyway? #
RT @Rocknrealty: RT @AgentGenius: Join the conversation: How do you feel about Zillow adding Realtor ratings? http://bit.ly/f1yMEk #
DOOD with the NC Headphones for his phone. Quit yelling your phonecalls. #annoying #
OH @ #BASHH 'My baby mama is Korean and my wife is Malaysian Chinese' cc @laughlinjames #
gawd my web is slow this am. WTH? #
@jenztweets YES! I had a blast! Now, all y'all need to go #FF Jen! #
RT @k_mccasland Funny video! Drunk squirrel! http://ow.ly/3jv7f #
Happy Birthday! @stealingsand #
@midnightferret @jeremya Does talking to the problem count? #
@LaughlinJames Yeppers. New year, you, me, and #RoundRockJelly deal? #
@LaughlinJames I'm really going to try for at least once a month. #
hurry up. wait. Hurry Up. Wait. HURRY UP. WAIT. gah. #
I love Excel. I really, really love the software. I can't even use a stupid calculator, anymore. #
heh. @KittyMarble is stealing the heating pad from me. He's such a slut for warm. #
I'm really good at making plans. I need to get better at following through. #
@glennbanton @jeremya @maczter Oh, I don't think anything they do makes their wives worry. LOL! I crack me up. #
Of COURSE you are, you're with @maczter RT @jeremya: I'm at Houndstooth Coffee in Austin, TX http://bit.ly/dNglan #
suddenly (like for ~2 days) links in Tweetdeck take me to FireFox, but don't open the link. Anyone else have this problem? #
Oh, can you guys stop being so darn interesting? I have work to do! #
@midnightferret #
REALLY not a fan of #newtwitter Why don't sites ever consider TABBED broswers? (Gmail, I'm talking to you, too.) #
time for a date with @emil285 yay! #
Eff you, (invisible) choo choo. Eff you. #
Loading our new tv into the apartment. Happy Birthday @emil285 and Merry xmas to us! #
And now for a trip to Fry's. #fridaynightgeekdate #
LOL! @SheilaS: OMG. RT @jsandford: Dear lady making topless photos in the photo booth: they're previewed outside here on this monitor. #
RT @jamiepinkham Yes, Wal-Mart, ham *is* the perfect meal for a Jewish holiday. http://yfrog.com/juiaghj v @stealingsand #
Our first trailer breakfast: at Biscuits & Groovy. #
@Sethersk82 Looks GREAT. Can't wait to hear how the hiking trip went! #
BYO beer flight! http://twitpic.com/3cy1bl #
@jenztweets Flying Saucer! Wheeeeeeeee……. #
You're welcome! He's a joy 2spoil! RT @Sethersk82: @LoriLuza thanks again 4helping w/Accomplice 2day.He was happily napping when I got home #
Ditto! @stealingsand: I HATE VALET PARKING #
Geek Friday was Besy Buy & Fry's. GEEK Saturday is LOTRO for him & TiVo CSI on our new Sony TV for me. #geeklove #
I could've been a CSI photographer except for my empathy for the victim(s). That would've been my downfall to remaining objective. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-11-28

Sunday, 2010-November-28 by lori

Time for family visitation. Le sigh. #
…and the stress begins. I effin' hate the holidays. #
OH at CroKnit: You should knit a sign, Reserved For: Not You. I'll buy your beer for the night. #
RT @incslinger Netflix intros a digital-only plan. They hope no1 notices they're increasing regular plan by $3/mo! #
CroKnit is hoppin' tonight. You should bere here! @thedigpub #
RT @iheartquotes: An optimist is the human personification of spring. ~ Susan J. Bissonette via @Alexandria06 #
Yesterday and today were big days for our family. Tomorrow will be a huge day for As You Wish while I try to catch up. yep. eek! #
hey Tweeps, we need mini-vacay ideas driving from #Austin for ~3 days between Xmas and NYears. Suggestions welcome. #
RT @WVUM_Sports: Lady Canes basketball, @MiamiWBB , won 68-52. Congrats! #
@\oybragg So, whatcha' workin' on? Snaner said you had "work" but "not work" to do this am. Are you researching a book or something? #
OH from the next room: "Is that what that little symbol means? broke as shit? awesome!" LOL. #
People who work near #Apple in #Austin slow down. Speed trap on Riata Trace. #
OMG SCORE! who'd have thought??? #
And now, for my am task: groceries. AND, my first trip to an HEB Plus. #
Sculptued butter! http://twitpic.com/39jwc3 #
Lunch, finally. #
@mecjay @LyndaKelly @IleenieWeenie It was at HEB plus (Anderson Mill and 620) and NOT with the other butter..on an end-cap. #
The closest we get to Black Friday is driving PAST malls on our way to have "Thanksgiving II" with my family. @newmedialab #
@newmedialab Well, we know where some of the clogs are and can get around them, but it's hit or miss. Some years we breeze through. #
Good Deeds today: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ? Wow! WHAT a DAY! #
Nothing else says "Thanksgiving in Austin" like a Tofurkey in the oven. #
HUGE wave of sleepies taking me over today…and I got good sleep last night. WTH? #
RT @chrisfixedkitty: QotD: "I want to be close/To you. Can I fit my head/ Inside your armpit?" -Kitty Haiku (.net) #
wow. Second nap today. That NEVER happens to me. What is wrong? #
This wind will make for an interesting session. Good thing most Seniors like the messy look! #
@jackiedana17 pics or it didn't happen! #
@jadana17 well, I was thinking of the big tree…a much better visual! #
@HaleyOdom well, @bilardio s right. You can wait two more days so you all can ENJOY Thanksgiving! #
@raquenel Or one that says, "Ring that bell and we'll shoot you down like a duck at the county fair." #whyTexas #
@TexBetsy @jasoncrouch heh. I see a co. that hired a diverse staff who take various days off each year. Or that offers GREAT holiday pay. #
@jasoncrouch @TexBetsy ouch, Crouch! I was a lifeguard…and beholden from Memorial to Labor Day…. #
@jasoncrouch @TexBetsy HECK yeah, but I made good money that weekend (extended hours and one annual babysitting gig) #
@TheJenATX We do T-giving in your old stompin' grounds and then have a meal on Black Friday in mine. It's a packed two days. #
Tofurkey cooked today and is ready for travel. Now, time to cook my sides for tomorrow. #fb #
@TheJenATX Yeppers! We travel on T-day, Black Friday (highways are good), and xmas day, +1 more each year. Mostly easy-going. #
ahhhh #theU #ZTA Spring Formal '93: "Welcome to the Jungle" was performed by our pledge mom, Sarah. Thanks for the memory, Pandora! #
@kimhollenshead Is it the pine trees or is it that you are now in BFE and ~2 hours from a town of any decent size? #fb #
@TexBetsy Interesting procedure! How are you feeling? (I hope you are still numb and/or drugged!) #
@TexBetsy eeek! I won't likely be on Twitter much tomorrow, but I'll keep you in my thoughts. EAT LOTS OF TURKEY for the sleepy effect! #
@laniar I also love Thanksgiving. It's the only holiday without expectations. Gratuitous gratitude rules. #
RT @keithandthegirl: Happy Thanksgiving! We thank you for listening, spreading the word and all around supporting the show and our lives! #
as I'm reminded by @stealingsand t-minus 1 MINUTE to THANKSGIVING! #
Twitter Thankful for @emil285 @purrrrrl @KittyMarble @Haute4Cake @stealingsand @SheSellsFWTX @HaleyOdom @idodoodle @crewt @AustinZTA #
@HaleyOdom brunch again soon, yes? gawd I miss you! #
thanks to @paulapoundstone @funnyoneliners @keithandthegirl for all the laughs! #
thankful to family, including @emil285 @roybragg @purrrrrl @KittyMarble #
cuteness: http://yfrog.com/0ofuru0j @stealingsand #
Happy Thanksgiving, sisters: @AsYouWish @laurizac @angelicabrem #
Happy Thanksgiving #theU @Larion @crewt @MiamiHurricane @umiamiedu @univmiami #
@Larion *mwah* to you all! Love my 'Canes! #
eek! and @mickeygomez Happy Thanksgiving #theU @Larion @crewt @MiamiHurricane @umiamiedu @univmiami #
Happy Thanksgiving, neighbor: @Sethersk82 and former neighbor: @aggiediva #
@bekitoburrito Happy Thanksgiving!! Don't work too much! #
@idodoodle Happy Thanksgiving! And mmm bop! #
RT @crredwards RT @WendiAarons PSA: Remember to take your hidden bottles of vodka OUT of the turkey before you cook it today. #
HELP a mamma out! RT @crredwards locked myself in the bathroom 4a few mins of quiet. It's 10:39. Dinner isn't 'til 18:30. Send wine. #
@crredwards We're still about 30mins out. Expecting a small Thanksgiving of about 35 this year. #
@crredwards we do both every year: his big family on T-day (paper plates, picnic tables) & my little one on Friday (5 of us, china) #
Efffff you, REEX! Especially that PiS&Sy division. Yep I'm very THANKFUL to work for myself! #
@crredwards Yes, it's fun and busy. …and worth the effort to have the holiday celebration with both sides of our family! #
Thanksgiving in Aggieland. http://twitpic.com/3a40oy #
RT @BrilliantOrange: Turkeys or Lions. I don't know which animal has it worse on Thanksgiving. #
RT @WendiAarons: My friend Jenny thinks I'm going to Target with her at 4am. My friend Jenny is a moron. #
Wow! AGGIES! dayum. #gigem #
RT @austindirtydog: RT @amberdemure: Austin Weather (comic) http://bit.ly/dTsExW #
Sean Taylor died 3yrs ago. 24yrs old. RIP. One of the most talented players at #theU v @MrMichael_Smith @reneelori #
Word is: Shannon met with Shalala. Told he & staff fired. http://bit.ly/gzXSyG v @CaneSport #
RT @DWesterberg: Appreciation: The great professional gift http://is.gd/d54E8 #leadership #
RT @danspacesmith: what's more important: a dozen Saturdays or hundreds of lifetimes? #keepshannon #theu #
Miami dismisses Randy Shannon. Will begin a national search immediately. http://su.pr/9tdTeX @hurricanesports @allCanesBlog #
#UM Asst. on RS: "I can't imagine what he's going through right now. He loved this program w/all his life." v @Manny_Navarro @allCanesBlog #
apparently, I'm too stupid to use Picasa. What the HELL do I do to upload a small set of images? gah. #
@txhoudini yeppers! i've tried everything just to upload a set of 83 images. Can NOT make them "go". What a cluster of a day! #
.@Artinhouston We don't have an on-campus stadium, but we have NFL-stadium privileges! #theu #ncaafb #
@lanikhong VERY cool! GREAT job! #camera #iphoneography #

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