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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-11-21

Sunday, 2010-November-21 by lori

I'm not one for flashy jewelry, but those chocolate diamonds look yummy! #
I wish I could donate to wikimediafoundation.org, but the power wielded by one editor (promoting a lie) keeps me from doing so. #
RT @stealingsand @BorowitzReport Republicans r n2 tax cuts the way Charlie Sheen is n2 hookers: they always think this time it'll end well. #
RT @GiantSweetTart: I have on tights where one leg is orange w/green polka dots & one is red w/pink polka dots. I feel invincible!!!! #
Do they make snuggies with feet? #
@TheJenATX Had to read back through to find what you were #SOEXCITED about. Congratulations! #
RT @txhoudini: Wayne died 5 months ago. His dog still waits for him to come home every day. http://bit.ly/dfP7m7 Get ready to cry. #
LOL! @anamariecox Fucking iPhone fucking iPhone. WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING BUT BEING A PHONE? That's, like, the 1st THING PHONES DID #
Hey #Austin anybody want to go see RENT at Zach Theater? 17th or 21st? #
@idodoodle mmm bop! courtesy of Family Guy. #booyah #
saw a pic from a class reunion I didn't attend. I know which classmate has had "too much" work done. ew! #
@txhoudini That's going around, lately. #
@txhoudini Hang in there. It's probably best that they left when they did. Would've been worse, later. #
@mherzber you can text "get mherzber" to get the latest tweet through Twitter…but I guess you have a non-Tweeter. #
that made @KittyMarble hunt for the kitty! @stealingsand: does your cat sound like a wookie? mine does. http://bit.ly/bZdwDX #
Gorgeous day for being outside! #
I'm going to have to set an outfit limit on my Senior sessions. It's taking too much time waiting for her to change. Still at location one. #
@WriterWriter no, not #yyc . #Austin Texas #
OH from the next room "oh. SHIT. You BITch…monsters…". Ahhhh, computer games and the addicted @emil285 #
Cat peeps, if I put the toilet lid on the trash can, will that keep @KittyMarble from stealing q-tips & subjecting them to decapitation? #fb #
ok, headache day 3 of the back/right corner of my head is getting annoying. #
well, she won't be happy and I'll probably get a bad Yelp/other review from her, but maybe this will make her GO AWAY. #
um, @HEB_Austin your Tweet for the contest is too long to RT. #
@stealingsand I hope she just goes to someone else. She wants $500 worth for $45 & threatens me w/ Yelp if I don't give her that #
OMG have these two labs sped up my use of Gmail: Auto-advance and Send & Archive Wow! Thank you Bruce D and Pal T #
@stealingsand ha! I might use that if I hear nastiness from her, again. #sotired #
OMG you are effin' kidding me????? She took one option and seems happy about it? Thanks the gods and goddesses of the whole universe! #
and rum & coke, @Tao_of_Ray: If they ban caffeinated alcohol drinks will red bull and vodka be illegal? #
cleaned off my desk, made a (too big) todo list for the week, sorted some papers, recycled a lot, and found $20. Happy Wednesday! #
LOVE the return of @'s going to mobile! Thanks, @wesley83 for pointing it out! #
Hey #austin #speedtrap on southbound 183 frontage road from Oak Knoll to Duval. (sent at a red light) #
2nd week in a row when I've been totally cut off by a #nastynetworker What the…? #
pet peeve: My phone number is in the email I sent, but he emailed me asking me to call him. How about telling me WHAT he WANTS? #
RT @TheTimHayden: Via @edtravels (phone): "roll your windows down, turn the music up & smile. You live in Austin, Texas." #yeehaw #whyaustin #
I'm about "this close" to having some caffeine. #dieheadachedie #
RT @chrisfixedkitty QotD: Kitty Haiku: The rule for today/ Touch my tail and I shred your hand/ New rule tomorrow. #
RT @crredwards RT @DMEdwards Be confident and answer truthfully, even if that means saying "I don't know, but I'll find out". That's all … #
RT @SheilaS: Note this #SoMeT folks – from @cspenn – You Own Nothing in Social Media http://is.gd/hjaHl EXCEPT a self-hosted blog & emails #
Up from a headache-induced nap…and only feeling a tiny bit better. What gives with this headache? #
We just found out about a death near to our family. ugh. Blog post is sure to follow this one. #
Chick-Fil-A Bowl likely bowl 4the #Canes if we defeat VTech & USF. #Hurricanes #TheU http://bit.ly/cuiX6e v @allcanesradio @caneshooter #
…makes me "laugh" when I follow some1, they DM "thanks for following", but don't follow back so I can't DM back. :/ v @austindirtydog #
@WriteRCastle half a million followers, huh? #
ha. there is no #BASHH in November BECAUSE of #Movember I'm sure! @daveiam @LaniAR @sameder @AaronStrout @dquack @iamweldon @OlgaG #
That, and @laniar planned 1 in Nov-Dec (holidays). @daveiam @LoriLuza You think so. Such an Alex Jones type conspiracy! #Movember #BASHH #
I hear LOTS of sirens and a helicopter in NW ATX. What the HELL is going on out there? #
@TexBetsy It's still going on. Somewhere near Parmer/McNeil as best I can tell. #
now I smell smoke….must have been a pretty big fire….. #
It was a fire: http://bit.ly/bjZZ43 one fourplex, mostly one unit. @LoriLuza: now I smell smoke….must have been a pretty big fire… #
@stealingsand Yes, sad. The landlord found 'em homes immed'y. Only $20K damage to all 4 units. Turned out to be a small fire. Yay for AFD. #
@Sethersk82 The landlord found 'em homes immed'y. Only $20K damage to all 4 units. Turned out to be a small fire. Yay for AFD. #
@txhoudini Good for YOU! #
@PaulettePGM That's ~always the case! #
@fitchicnyc warm your feet while you ice the back of your head/neck to help with blood flow/pressure part of the headache. #
RT @TheJenATX: OK, Now FRIKKEN JAPAN is making fun of our TSA "Security" NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/v/TEeRD26hDDw #
I told the stranger not to worry, that it was no big deal, but her (words &) tone was really hurtful, especially after I've worked so hard #
I need a vacation. It's not a fair need to express with all the down time I've had being so sick this fall, but it's a real need. #
@coffeyfiend True. Thanks for the reminder. #
@coffeyfiend @mllemire @Rocknrealty @lanikhong Thank you, all! I agree…and needed the reminder. #
ow! now, it hurts to laugh! RT @bwoj Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving http://bit.ly/cv3w38 #
OK, peeps. Long couple of days and the Obit hasn't run yet, so funeral stuff is still up in the air. Peace out. #
Hey performance-style Flash Mobs, don't bring a group larger than your audience. "No one" is there to watch you. #bizarre #
RT @pagetx: Dang! Crazy big deal. RT @WhosYourAnnie: 20% of people going to your website are doing it on a mobile device. #SoMeT #
reading damnyouautocorrect.com Thinking A.C. is a conspiracy w/ AT&T to create the need for more text messages! #
I wish they'd cull dormant accounts. "~20% of Twitter users have never posted a tweet." #iTF v @iTweetFacts @JackiesBuzz @2morrowknight #
@crredwards so, what's his license plate number? I guess a few extra steps to a real spot (or fixing his error) would have killed him! #
@PaulettePGM Thanks, Hon! #FF #
RT @Pats4Me: Go BIG, or go home! Cheers!! : ) http://twitpic.com/38aet6 #
Tacos. Margarita. HAPPY hour. #
Restaurant etiquette: if your ringtone is louder than the mariachi musak, then it's too effin' loud! #
I loved college, so I'm proud of my degrees, but I wish I'd gone to fire academy instead of grad school. #
Hey biz owners, remind your employees to park far from the entrance and leave the close spots for CUSTOMERS. #
Mobile phones need one additional volume setting: sounds off except when an ICE calls. …for emergencies. #
Big crowd at the Miami watch party vs. Va Tech. #theU #
I just love Randy Shannon's stoic expression! #theU #
ACC refs are #thesuck GO CANES!!! #theU #
VaTech, how much did u pay the refs to ignore all but two of your penalties? #
3rd and 44? LOL @ Nebraska! shouldn't have been a jackass. Oh, & I kinda like Nebraska's coach for ripping him a new one! #
oh, and I got new boots today. Fall funerals will do that for ya'. #
@TheJenATX LOL! He doesn't look so short, anymore, tho. #
yay for Aggie trainers seeing to a Nebraska injured player until his own trainers could cross the field. #sportsmanship #
RT @corrinrenee: The 2nd most downloaded free iPhone app is "female orgasm ideas." #troubling #explainsalot #
@TheJenATX @jenztweets …something which he comes by honestly! LOL! (& we followers of you wouldn't have it any other way!) #
Shavua tov to you, too, Amber! RT @AmberAusten: Shavua tov #
@TheJenATX @jenztweets well from what I understand, he did get a double-whammy. ;P #skeered #
Remember, Twitter is not a chat room. Some of us read your tweets by SMS, etc. #
@TheJenATX @jenztweets one of the many reasons @emil285 & I did not procreate. Can you even imagine???? ew! #smartassfamily #
RT @crredwards: Also, note "closed captioned." WHAT WOULD IT SAY? "Meow meow? Meow! Meow meow meow.". http://post.ly/1E6vj #
@Mnmissy patchouli, lavender, vanilla….(and never cinnamon, pumpkin, or other fall/winter scents) #
@aemccarthy Congrats! keep it up!!! #
RT @suzhalliburton Nebraska has 130yds in penalties..8 more than they've passing. Now the NU bench has been called for unsptsmanlike #
Or a Xanax or Percoset or Lithium RT @AustinMamaDrama: Pelini needs to take a chill pill. #
OH with regard to Nebraska's coach: "that's what you get for being a dick." #
Nebraska, your coach is all effed up. What the haell was that "congratulatory greeting" after the game? #gigem #
@AustinMamaDrama actually, only the grass around the Memorial Student Center is a memorial. #
@AustinMamaDrama After Aggie games, students chase the Yell Leaders off the game and over to a fountain on campus for a good dunking. #
@AustinMamaDrama It's only in that one place (and there are signs)…. and now that building is under massive construction, anyway. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-11-14

Sunday, 2010-November-14 by lori

Not loving the change to CST. I should open a breakfast/brunch place designed for NON-morning people. No loud & pushy peeps allowed! #
@IleenieWeenie Oh, I like the extra hour. I just wish we stayed in cDt and never switched. #
people who don't READ the emails I send them are destined to fall down toward the bottom of the todo list. #
yep. @purrrrrl & @KittyMarble don't get it, either. @SummerH Trying to explain time change to dogs who are used to eating at 7p isn't easy. #
I'm sure you've noticed the faster Internet this evening. You are welcome. I have deleted THOUSANDS of old emails. #
@Schmooperz #
At an old job, we had an annual Trash Day to clean out files & emails. 2day, I pulled SEVERAL items of clothing 2donate. Must be Trash Day. #
@HaleyOdom I had it for 2 weeks straight…then was fine for ~5 days, and then had a huge relapse! Emil's had it for over a month! #
damn you, gnats! Kitties, earn your KEEP! #
RT @jeremya: How about those Cowboys. #
the #cowboys game is so bad that @emil285 resorted to his D&D online game w/old friends. #gopackers (I'm an #anybodybutthecowboys fan) #
.@midnightferret We should start a club of #cowboys haters! (Tho, if they ever sell to someone non-slimy, I might return as a fan.) #
RT @emil285: I like today's Google, x-ray vision, but not what you are thinking….. #
marking a MAJOR company's emails as spam since several unsub attempts have obviously failed. Buh-bye Southern Living. #
I wish there was a web interface from @emil285s copy of quickbooks on his PC so I could access it from my Mac. #
So TRUE! @HaleyOdom is so adorable, she's even adorable when she does something stupid. (via @socialtechno) #
@midnightferret That's a pretty good reason, in my opinion. I'd rather watch the #Saints than the #cowboys aka #outlaws -any time! #
GAH "Can you go away? Can you just go away? Can you go away?" No, u can NOT have ur images w/out a model release. Yes, that IS standard. #
If last night's #Cowboys game wasn't humiliating enough, this was their site this am http://bit.ly/bGo7pg v @Dallas_Observer @justdevin #
RT @PCRM: RT @engine2diet: Huffington Post article on Rip's efforts to support America in getting PlantStrong: http://huff.to/cjxN4g #
me no likey #newtwitter It's #tooslow #
wow 5-plane V formation just flew over me. Was LOUD. Wonder what it was. Planes had red-tipped tails. #
Yippie, now we can all spam Alex! RT @alexanderhill: alex@baileyhillmedia.com #
@tracie_marie Great idea, but I bet you'd get "trumped" by all the badge holders, anyway. #
@alexanderhill LOL. yeah, that took some getting used to on my end, too! #
@Schmooperz @emil285 awwwwww *blush*! Thanks, Donna! #
WHEW! @maczter: And to prevent any further DM panic, the interview is in Philly, but the job is in Austin. #
Wow @purrrrrl and @KittyMarble sure are lovey today. Only one hissy-fit. And, they were napping within a foot of each other on the bed. #
@Rocknrealty you need a mandoline for that to be worth your time. #
RT @stealingsand RT @benkunz I really admire all the guys participating in moustache #movember To think, going a month without sex. #
Sleep. Coke. Oreos. Broth. Saltines. #itswhatsfornausea #
@Sethersk82 HA! Hey, sure, I can do that! LOL. Great to see you on Twitter! #
@SummerH I don't know about Oreos specifically, but sugar does and Oreos are vegan. #
hey @baddmom @andreaschulle @Rocknrealty @alexanderhill What's usual rate 4the DVD (images, slideshow, video) from school functions? #
@midnightferret Oh, yeah, Echofon only works well while you only have a few friends on Twitter. #sneakyinterface #brainfail #
@incslinger Budget cuts during one Pres. Admin. have hurt them HARD. #longlines mostly due to #shorthours & #lessstaff #
@Sethersk82 remind yourself that it is NOT rude to refuse to shake hands. Or offer them handgel! LOL! #
h @midnightferret I just saw the UpFront mobile in my 'hood! #
Dude at Chikfila is wearing a Green Lanter tshirt. For REALS. #
Getting one step closer to closing my bank accounts. I'll investigate @amplifycu next week, I hope. #
Bastages! There's a SPECIAL place in hell for banks. #
In w/the new ( @AmplifyCU ) so I can get out w/the old: BBVA Compass and their mysoginistic & dated policies. I am woman: hear me Tweet! #
Well @emil285 doesn't like it and they don't do dinner anyway …but Im finally getting to have Taco Deli. Only 3rd time ever. #
Hey #Austin Speed trap. Mo-pac northbound at The Domain. Be careful out there. #
Homeless sign: "Hungry Hungry Hobo" #WhyAustin #
ok, Twitter. I need you to work, please. DMs from August and missing ones from today is NOT ok with me. PLEASE! #
@lanikhong I'm in TweetDeck and stuff is all over the place. #
@crredwards Did you ask her when she'd promote for the local synagogue, temple, and Athiest meetings, too? #
.@emil285 Yes, And now I know the biggest reason we never go there. CRAZY at lunch & they close at 3pm. Tor-chy's, tor-chy's, tor-chy's! #
96oz of water today. Booya, @maczter #
@jeremya It's AMAZON, what'd you expect? They excluded gay books/authors from their search algorithms a few years ago. #
OMG cuddles! @austindirtydog Mom sent email: polar bear playing w/a husky. Didn't think was real, butfound this http://youtu.be/JE-Nyt4Bmi8 #
gah. Mail Chimp didn't save my settings and tomorrow I'll have to start anew with a new banana. #
Iowa native sticker on a car makes me giggle. It IS a cute little state. #
gah. Dude. Go away and leave me alone. I said "NO", already. #
grrrr. go AWAY creepy men. If you aren't going to give me my $90 back for the crappy theme, then leave me alone. #
I've been working far too many long hours lately….starting to impact my energy levels. #
swoon! @sarahEmagee: DURAN DURAN Announces New Album Release http://ow.ly/1rvuuP #
RT @zachvat: Dark at 5:30 pm now. Makes the day hardly worth it. Hate it. No wonder bears give up and hibernate. #
Can someone claim a TM if they aren't using it? #
ahhhh, the disadvantages of good SEO. Freaks and weirdos and wackadoos, too! #
RT @AhhPhotography: If you are photogenic, thank your photographer. Peter Horn #
OMG! PLEASE go AWAY. #
@crredwards no, 3 separate ones. Mostly just annoying. #
RT @Urgo: Pachelbel's Canon played on a cell phone (using dtmf tones)? Haha love it: http://j.mp/pccell #
RT @hurricanesports: W. Basketball. `Canes Dominant in Season-Opening Win http://tinyurl.com/29olcre #
RT @andreaschulle Looking for a graphic designer -college student would be fine- to donate some work for an event for 501(c)3 org. Leads? #
WHAT? She was nagging you today, too? Wow she really gets around! @Sethersk82: hang in there zsa zsa ): #
@Sethersk82 Oh! I thought you had a student/client prancing around. Sad to hear about Zsa Zsa. She's my fave DIVA! #
@andreaschulle awwwww! Thanks, Schulle! Right back at 'cha! #ff #
RT @stealingsand RT @nick Just adjusted my new neighbor's volume with my Mac remote. Nice way to set boundaries. #
storm moving in….time to move outside! booyah! #
Ok, @ESPN, the–albiet cute–Eagles "Still the One" commercial is getting old fast. #theU #
Whoosh whoosh! NCAAFTBL FINAL Hurricanes (Miami) 35, Yellow Jackets (Georgia Tech) 10.(AP) #
Ok, kids, after working all afternoon, we're headed out to football 2 to see the Aggies..And then some of the Texas game. #
@stealingsand if we were closer, you could borrow my thigh-high "hooker" boots. I had a whole H'ween costume centered around them, once! #
So what's #PoP @stealingsand @lanikhong #
@stealingsand @lanikhong oh! Well, then I can understand why you'd need hooker boots for the event! #PoP Have fun! Send pics. #
OH on @espn "The number one team in the bcs is oregon butt" No lie. Typos excepted. #
I need a flag count on this effin' game. #gigem #
OH at the sports bar: I'm Tweeting right now. HOLD ON! #
Pole cat! Eeeeew. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-11-07

Sunday, 2010-November-7 by lori

Feeling enough better to clean @emil285's car. WONDER IF i get to keep whatever I find??? #
<3 @emil285 Sure is nice to drive in a clean car. Thank you @loriluza. #
after days of being offline coupled w/the 1st o'the month emails, I have a new rule. Unsubscribes that require an email get marked as SPAM #
Off to run errands. I just can't sit at the computer today. #overwhelmed #
Hey @bethylethyl, did you know that Sprouts has Maui Onion potato chips?? (by the sandwich counter) cc @emil285 #
Vegetarian Chili Cookoff this Sunday! http://bit.ly/aLgWl5 #OnlyInAustin #WhyAustin #
@Rocknrealty ha! I figured you RE peeps ordered them by the gross for "Thanks for the biz" gifts to new home owners. in reply to Rocknrealty #
@stealingsand Hey, can you DM me your digits so I can call and tell you a story via voicemail? ;P in reply to stealingsand #
@Rocknrealty Have you tried U line (.com, I think)? They carry a lot of commercial stuff (and might have good quality ones). in reply to Rocknrealty #
@taxtweet They have to follow you for the DM to go through. Sucks if they can DM you, but not vice versa. in reply to taxtweet #
Thank you thank you thank you, @flabastida !!! wow! #
@taxtweet Right. You follow them, so they can send you a DM. But they aren't following you back. (Personally, I cull those Tweeps). in reply to taxtweet #
@taxtweet Hearing that a lot today (bad Monday). You'd think it was a full moon! in reply to taxtweet #
Is there really only one locally-owned shoe store in #Austin That can't be right. #
@austindirtydog The stores I was in today were already converted to Xmas, too. #tooeffinsoon in reply to austindirtydog #
I fear that I need a new #bank #Austin suggestions welcome… #
@LaughlinJames THANKS! #bank #Austin in reply to LaughlinJames #
@Rocknrealty I bet @JenLava can do that. in reply to Rocknrealty #
Why am I hearing lawn equipment? It's NOT Thursday! #
Quiero Ropa Vieja, por favor! @stealingsand RT @puresky picking up some yummy Cuban nomz #
For the love of fall, do ur own part. No, u can not give me a check. Get $10 extra at HEB, Wallgreen's, etc. Don't make me go 2the bank 4u #
@jasoncrouch just be careful you don't get your identity stolen by their "partners" (based in Brazil). in reply to jasoncrouch #
@Schmooperz @BigMikeInAustin woah. Did you just use "Taco Bell" and "healthy" in the same tweet????? in reply to Schmooperz #
@jasoncrouch Yeah. me. #bastards #vistaprintisevil in reply to jasoncrouch #
noooooooooooooooo………………… #
hey late-nite Tweeps, I need a "freeware" ~7 minute song with a Top40/pop sound, preferably about women empowerment. help? #
@jasoncrouch Their quality is decent & their prices are good, but they claimed I signed up for $30 monthly in "deals" that I did NOT accept in reply to jasoncrouch #
@jasoncrouch I was careful, too. Luckily, Visa took care of it. in reply to jasoncrouch #
.@jeremya @jasoncrouch RIGHT. I never think of them for stuff like that. OvernightPrints.com is good, too (but NOT "overnight") #
FIFY @stealingsand: somebody slip a valium so I can take a minute to breathe… #
.@stealingsand @markramsey I bet he has you blocked. LOL. #
wow, Seattle Times is crazy if they think anyone would pay $75 for one-time non-profit use of a bad image–blown out sky; HORRIBLE print #
@caneshooter Not a former Hurricane, just a former player. STILL a Hurricane! #
@maczter Looking forward to the updates. Can you share adjectives about the cool client? What makes them cool? Can't wait to see progress! #
@maczter Hey, while @mrsmaczter is gone, why don't you sell the house????!!!!! #
@maczter awwwww that's COOL! How nice for you! Well deserved! #
@maczter *fingerscrossed* over here, too. Who is your new REALTOR? (have you picked 'em yet and/or is it set?) #
I'm so tired that it hurts to drive. Pharmacy run and then home! #
Thank you @emil285. I'm gonna sleep like dead after that meal. Wow! Food coma in 3… 2… zzzzzzzzzz #
Feeling much more rested after 12.5 hours of sleep. Now, brunch with my 'Canes. #whychildfree #
I am hurt to learn of how some of our leaders could be so hurtful to our team. Let's boycott the Board! #theU #
RT @crewt RT @ByTimReynolds Canes fans, remember to turn your clocks back 1hr 2night. Trying to turn them back to 2001 won't work well. #
Dammit ACC refs. SHOW us that penalty. If you can't prove it, it didn't happen! Eff you, ACC. #theU #
Seriously, ACC, how much is #Maryland paying your refs? #theU #
OMG Aggies!!! #GigEm GREAT job Wreckin' Crew! #
Wow #texastech those are some ugly-ass uniforms. Are you trying to blind your opponents? #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-10-31

Sunday, 2010-October-31 by lori

stressing over a set of images. Everything that could (reasonably) go wrong, has. Sorting them AGAIN so they're organized for my client. #
RT @aemccarthy: what alternate universe are we living in? Baylor is ranked, Rangers going to the world series?? #
If I get these images finished today, Im going to reward myself with a movie tonight. #
CUTE! @stealingsand: Pixel has claimed the beer the beer fairy left at our house cc @jax989 http://yfrog.com/mhylhxj #
backing up and starting over AGAIN. I have to find something really nice to do for this client. This is a nightmare. #
dammit. thought I was over that cold, finally. 16 days, then a break, and now again. #FML #
@stealingsand Thanks! in reply to stealingsand #
Gonna pretend to be on the phone in the bank so the over-friendly woman might leave me alone. #
I know they are giving a lot of money to the community, but is anyone else sick of getting asked to vote for Pepsi Refresh campaigns? #
THE reason I no longer vote. @luannsaid Any candidate who calls me WILL NOT be getting my vote…Does that mean I won't be able to vote? #
Today's weather sure is strange: from hazy to bright to windy to calm to spooky. Are we getting a tornado today? #Austin #
OMG, WHEN will non-profits learn that they are (~all) breaking state law when they hold raffles?? http://bit.ly/c6lSwt #
benefit of waiting for hundreds of files to do their thing: cleaning out email and such. #
.@jenztweets and those are the two key words: "qualified" and "restrictions". Raffles in Texas are severely limited to keep out cons/scams. #
just when I was about to kick otherinbox.com to the curb, it starts working better for me. What was I doing wrong? #
.@jenztweets Yes, the later. They CAN do it, but I've NEVER seen one do it w/in the law. (& I won't donate photography to the illegal ones) #
.@jenztweets We used to have to teach our student leaders how to do them legally. It's easy to modify a raffle/chance into a "game of skill" #
.@jenztweets and a change that simple makes it—voi la—legal! #
OH today: Oh, you have a Mac. You can't sort by filename. W.T.F??!! #
if we're friends on FB please don't post partisan political stuff on my wall. not appropriate from a work perspective. v @newmediajim #
@imrphoto Crazy, huh? in reply to imrphoto #
some old farts on fb are whining about people who use their laptops during seminars. Um, it's how we take notes or learn alongside. #
LOL! so TRUE! RT @jenztweets: @LoriLuza Yer laptop key clicking is annoying me! Stop writing so loud, ya damn kids, ya! #getoffmylawn #
Haells, YEAH! RT @itzjustjay: Devin Hester #theU #
LOL! I may have to borrow that one! @stealingsand: to quote @mrsF5: #fuckity #
GR8 tip. We shake the offender & tell him "no sleep 4the wicked" @stealingsand yelling GITIMGITIMGITIMFUCK wakes sleeping cats. #whoknew #
funniest moment of my day: I was wearing a skidboot.com tshirt and HALF of my knitting group knew who he was! wow! #
@stealingsand RIGHT! Our new one (6mos) gets vocally hungry and becomes acrobatic at 7am, even on Saturdays! in reply to stealingsand #
Hey DFW friends, you WANT to hang out with these SMART/WITTY women! RT @stealingsand: Dallas ladies: GNO Nov 6th. Pass it on. #
@stealingsand OMG I love Austin even more. 5:30am? WHAT WHAT? ew! I can sleep feed, but I can't also avoid him under my feet! #dangerous in reply to stealingsand #
@AmberAusten2 woah! do you know, too? in reply to AmberAusten2 #
@stealingsand …and shuffle your feet, right? in reply to stealingsand #
fine fresh fierce we got it unlocked! #
@stealingsand Not really….completely honest. in reply to stealingsand #
@AmberAusten2 I had no idea he was famous in such high circles! <3 for Skidboot! in reply to AmberAusten2 #
uh huh! @HaleyOdom Emily Deschanel is good looking, & I wouldn't kick David Boreanaz out of bed for eating crackers either. #Bones #
RT @RachelintheOC: It's the end of October so u know what that means…dreadful Halloween movies on the #Disney channel. #helpme #plz #
Is it Old Farts week or something? I think I missed a memo. #
ah, facebook, how do I HATE thee? Let me count the ways! grrrrr…. #
I am READY for face recognition in facebook. Tagging takes forEVer and you can't save along the way. #
BITE ME, Marketech. I don't even know what you do. You used to own a company I used to use. Whatever. do your own two-year old paperwork! #
Newsflash: it's 2010. Now, I will not "fax" you anything. #shakeshead #
LOL! That's what you get for being so fun! @TheJenATX: OK, who's the joker that slipped a Vegas hooker card into my business card bowl? #
@stealingsand your company doesn't have a backup camera? in reply to stealingsand #
@stealingsand Ohhhhh! Now I understand. in reply to stealingsand #
@stealingsand yeahyeahyeah, of course. I just thought you were "on assigment" from work without a good backup plan in reply to stealingsand #
@SummerH Sad to hear that news. ((((hugs)))) in reply to SummerH #
@stealingsand Heh, I'd freak out FOR you if that were the case! in reply to stealingsand #
.@HaleyOdom @txhoudini Did you ask her how she earned all those $1 singles? #
@laniar Who's choking that kitteh? in reply to laniar #
Take On Me, A-Ha! #
@heykolls @stealingsand ditto! I wan't to see funny/angry rants! in reply to heykolls #
.@heykolls @stealingsand but don't you know, "The Cake is a Lie." ? #
Ha! While @emil285 is playing Lord of the Rings Online, I'm listening to Pandora while I edit. What ad do I get? Lord of the Rings Online. #
Stop it, @omarg ! @laniar i don't appreciate abusive text messages..keep this 2 twitter where i can ignore you. u know who u r buttface. #
gah, I'm going to have to start charging to put donated event pics on facebook! How long will it take me to tag 125 images? #
RT @JennaSnacks: Phone home. E.T. was released today in 1988. #
.@jeremya is doing some @laniar any wordpress plugin developers around? i have an idea/need that i think would be really easy… #
this week: When they nagged me for something piddly (2-year old paperwork), I did the research that proved THEY owed ME money! #booyah #
um, @aloftAustin those two tweets are confusing (a little contradictory). #
@stealingsand Yep, $!9 and some change! hahahaha in reply to stealingsand #
RT @Tao_of_Ray: LimeWire to shut down on court order – http://tinyurl.com/258efdc #
On a guy's work shirt: "Michael, Hired Killer". He must work in pest control. cute! #
RT @emil285: Awesome! Weather alert about cold front coming through. Expected 36-39F Thursday and Friday nights. Wicked. #
a bit about me: I'm loyal. And honest. …and tired of people without at least one of those qualities. #
RT @SheilaS Whoever you are calling me all day from El Paso: I have Caller ID & I use it. If you weren't a robocaller, you'd leave a msg. #
I wish I was in Deluth for Halloween weekend. It's a fantasy of mine to go Trick or Treating in the SNOW! #
@jeremya @laniar I have an idea for one. Don't know how complicated it gets, though. in reply to jeremya #
@imrphoto @SheilaS (I think that call was at her home). I use gmail and send them to SPAM! #bam in reply to imrphoto #
.@imrphoto @SheilaS awww! cool! #
@Pats4Me banana or wolf spider, maybe? in reply to Pats4Me #
@Pats4Me Spiders are beautiful….as long as they stay "over there" and in their webs. in reply to Pats4Me #
I hate that I rarely use math anymore. I really liked it in high school. Now, I have to "figure out" how to calculate the simplest things. #
@stealingsand Frère Jacques,Frère Jacques,Dormez-vous?Dormez-vous?Sonnez les matines.Sonnez les matines.Ding, ding, dong.Ding, ding, dong. #
@stealingsand yeah, but I'll let you in on a little secret. I had to look it up for the spellings. I don't speak ~any French! in reply to stealingsand #
RT @Pats4Me: Remember, choosing not to vote is still making a choice! #
RT @morg1693 University of Miami is 1 of only 2 schools in football's top 25 to graduate 80+% of its student-athletes! #TheU #
@Pats4Me #ThankfulThursday Yes, we are all (cats included) loving the cooler weather! Just in time for hot costumes and HAUNTING! in reply to Pats4Me #
@stealingsand how do you know? in reply to stealingsand #
@stealingsand Ok, so they why do you think they follow anyone—nevermind a group of accounts—that they "hate"??? in reply to stealingsand #
cold snap, cool breezes, crazy @KittyMarble as he sees his first fall, & a pot of soup on the stove. FALL! (please stay) #
@stealingsand I guess she doesn't know that her future employers will see that and run for the hills. Oh, and her "splash" sucks. in reply to stealingsand #
RT @txhoudini: Speed traps up and down Ben White Blvd. #Austin #
mowers. Must be Thursday. le sigh. #
@stealingsand awwww. is that Pixel? in reply to stealingsand #
eff YOU, floating windows that are too easy to close by accident. fsck you! #
.@daveiam has one! RT @pagetx: I need a good, concise definition of @foursquare and @gowalla. Anyone out there have one? Thanks! #
@stealingsand Salju is BEAUTIFUL. I can't believe Pixel lets her that close to the keyboard. in reply to stealingsand #
.@emil285 @pagetx NOT the words, *I'd* use, but that works. #
@stealingsand @lanikhong OMG how COOL is that! in reply to stealingsand #
Happy Birthday! @atbushnell: Everybody join me in wishing @chrisandersonis a very happy birthday!!! #
Can anyone tell me why page up/down rarely works on websites? #lame #
@idodoodle Sometimes your tweets sound like a foreign language: "Frog Prince Naveen … #bibbidibobbidiboo … #mamaphd quot; <3 in reply to idodoodle #
@TheJenATX NICE. He'll be class president, team captain, and Most Likely To Succeed! in reply to TheJenATX #
WHY do I have so many foreign fonts? WHERE did the come from? and WHY won't some of them disable? #
Friends, Can you donate goods, services, gift certs, etc. to breast cancer research & support? Contact @AustinZTA Please RT. #
really grass is still growing? I'll be glad when mowing takes a winter vacation! #
RT @AustinZTA: Need to promote your company/product? Seeking samples for ~200 gift bags for attendees of the Celebration of Life Luncheon. #
Viking Kitties! (Immigrant Song by Zeppelin) #PandoraFTW #
@stealingsand sex? in reply to stealingsand #
@stealingsand Oh, that was RECENT? GOOD FOR YOU!!! Ok, real ideas: popcorn, gum, a shot of whiskey, a lolipop, a carmel, Sonic ice,…. in reply to stealingsand #
@stealingsand And you'll be so much happier in #Austin for SXSW as a non-smoker! in reply to stealingsand #
@austin_brian Yeah, Viking Kitties is gone from the whole Interwebs. Zep's label must have gone after the ©. in reply to austin_brian #
t-minus 3 hours before the meeting starts. Better get the project ready for BED. #
@stealingsand Hang in there. I'm sending warm thoughts of strength and determination your way. Don't tell @puresky I "wished" you stubborn! in reply to stealingsand #
CONGRATS!!! RT @flabastida: That's me! RT @iolapinc: iOLAP Hires New Director of Marketing http://bit.ly/brvaJB #
Hallowe'en plans foiled by this #damncold Very sad to miss my favorite holiday parties especially when they all fall on a w/e this year. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-10-24

Sunday, 2010-October-24 by lori

@annamunoz Happy Anniversary! Happy Birthday Mr. Munoz! Ow! and I'm so sorry to hear that. in reply to annamunoz #
this illness is wearing me out. I can only do ~1 thing/day. Yesterday, date w/@emil285 (dinner & people watching). Today: Photoshoot. #
It's crazy crowded at Mt. Bonnell today! Good weather really brought everyone out! #
No, u can NOT simply pick a date/time & expect me2 show. My life books up more than 1wk in advance. ASK me when I'm avail if I HAVE 2b there #
RT @joeyTWOwheels Pretty cool to live where you hear a neighbor playing piano at dinnertime & then a guy playing acoustic at night. #ATX #
You know, ~94% of Miami students are on a scholarship. RT @Oooooshit: if i had a scholarship to any school, I'd pick #TheU #
RT @shaylamaddox Twitter makes me like people I've never met; Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life. v @austindirtydog #
also, #whyVerizon @SheilaS Lady turns to me..after her 4th dropped call & asks if my phone is AT&T. Hell no, I'm w/@TMobile #
Today is another on-the-couch day while try to recover from this #damncold Day 12. WTF? #
Time to make vertical for my 2:30 meeting. #
@SheSellsFWTX Have you tried searching for the keywords in the thread? in reply to SheSellsFWTX #
wow. the new eVite is terrible. Slow. Cumbersome. Dorky. #
Hey, if a spammer "liked" you on facebook just to spam links, how do you remove them? The link and the spammer? #
.@Rocknrealty @mickeygomez Thanks y'all for the facebook help! #
I had a similar experience this week, too! @stealingsand denied friend-of-mutual-friends request because of a Nobama tab. yep. #
Was a big accident on our street…huge cleanup. #
They live so far south we wouldnt ride together anyway. #
did @PaulettePGM see this? link? RT @Haute4Cake: How not to run a biz FB page: Texas Ford Dealers social media campaign #fail #
I am not a magician! I am human. Plus, I am bound by standards. #BiteMe #
Every doc/vet has those little models of body parts. No one has ever used one of those to show me anything. #
Thought I had all day to edit. Forgot about a doctor appt this am, which consumed my whole morning and wore me out, too. #sickofbeingsick #
@Schmooperz I KNOW! #BASHH is going to be uuber cool on the rooftop. I can't miss! in reply to Schmooperz #
If being apathetic is wrong, then I don't care. v @funnyoneliners @dirtymustache #
RT @laniar: know who has the worst avatar ever? @omarg #
@PaulettePGM I can teach Excel to your staff, if needed. in reply to PaulettePGM #
Cheerleader kicked off the squad when she wouldn't cheer for the boy who assaulted her: http://bit.ly/cDSzNT v @Kellyopoly #
OK, that's all the computer I can handle for now. Time to nap with @KittyMarble (and maybe @purrrrrl if she'll join us) #
My morning session wiped me out. Time to veg for a bit. #
@purrrrrl always wins over @KittyMarble but I suspect that won't be the case for much longer. #
trying to get out of this fog….really want to see @slavetofashion at IgniteAustin2 this evening. #
The crowd here seems a little distant…kinda cliquish. #
I hope @slavetofashion is in the first set of Ignite Austin. #
In "Loritopia", no one will hold a microphone until they have been trained not to tap it or scream into it. #
It's really time for non-event planners to realize they need to hire event planners for their events. #totally #
BTW if you are a bartender, I expect u yo handle 2 things at once. It's one of the only skills needed. #
GREAT JOB @slavetofashion at @IgniteAustin #IA2 #
LOL!!! @midnightferret @LoriLuza crowd here seems a little distant./cliquish. // They probably just wish they were at a #donkeyshow #
Happy Birthday, @laniar #
@midnightferret Tweetdeck is my favorite Twitter client. Each thing I follow has it's own column. #onemorebeer in reply to midnightferret #
Hey Twitter, please stop suggesting I follow people with no website/ bio/location. #kthxbi #
@midnightferret Oh, RIGHT. @emil285 likes this one: http://bit.ly/bnZZfm in reply to midnightferret #
RT @stealingsand: I'm thinking news outlets like @dallas_news should follow people back. it's hard to DM a question if not followed. #
today's energy level: low-but-rising. I've napped, emailed, Tweeted. Took a hot/refreshing bath in hopes of working on some projects this pm #
fun personalities and friendly nature @TechRidge: Archstone loves being in Austin. What is your favorite thing about living in Austin? #
RT @pagetx: Google Reader share: Holiday retail ideas http://is.gd/gbGxt #
"Coors Light is to beer what pocket lint is to the Large Hadron Collider." // Amen. v @Stepto @midnightferret #
I didn't know Fox news (any of them) had a sense of humor: http://youtu.be/O8g3AFnT_Hk (Fox 4 DFW Roast of Social Media) #
LOVE this! RT @JennaSnacks: Tentacle Pot Pie http://bit.ly/bbxZwZ #
whatever happened to "one click" unsubscribes? I don't WANT to have to log in to leave the mailing list! #PITA #
@TheJenATX sorry to hear the sad news. in reply to TheJenATX #
@TheJenATX @MarilynM @kimhollenshead @megfowler whew for at least THAT! Hang in there and LMK if you need antying. in reply to TheJenATX #
so, what's your phone #? ;P @krystle_green Guess a memo went out that told ppl to call & interrupt my busy day with RIDICULOUS phone calls #
what a jumbled mess. NEVER again doing it this way. crap! #
GAH. have to start over on work someone already did for me! dammit. #
@TheJenATX WHAT? There was a party? When? in reply to TheJenATX #
@TheJenATX Ah, well I bet if the puzzle pieces fit just right, you might get @Haute4Cake as a sponsor…. in reply to TheJenATX #
@DawnBugni @TheJenATX Also, he's not too young to learn that "the cake is a lie". LOL. in reply to DawnBugni #
Join @AustinZTA at the Celebration of Life Luncheon benefiting breast cancer research & support 5-Nov http://bit.ly/cxJJHa #
#BASHH it, Baby!!! #
Happy Birthday, again, @LaniAR. Your #BASHH was great! #
ROFLMAO! @incslinger Just nominated @FordFocus Rally for Most Creative Social Media Campaign… #
Officiall day 16 of this #damncold but I'm sooooo close to the end, now. #caffeine #
@stealingsand Mine's a combo, but @emil285 miss a WEEK of work with this cold he gave me. #damngerms in reply to stealingsand #
#ff girlfriends @HaleyOdom @PaulettePGM @stephcooks @midnightferret #Austin #
@slavetofashion'll like the fashion POV. @danceswithfat'll like the social. @rosiebuttoncups Hell yes!! http://bit.ly/9baWqd v @jenztweets #
Oh, I'm a sneaky bastard. Take THAT photo with a flaw! #photoshopsecrets #
\honored/ RT @stealingsand: #FF lovely souls @aemccarthy @heykolls @LoriLuza @TxVideot @djsmook @sarahemagee @ClarissaBrock #
@andreaschulle @JohnJEgan I think claiming it's good luck to rain on wedding day is a rouse to keep the bride from freaking out. in reply to andreaschulle #
Heard thunder, opened the blinds to watch the rain. Now, it's too warm and there is still no storm. #sadpanda #
@Pats4Me Heard we were supposed to get a little today…hopeful. Wonderful Working Friday. Happy Weekend, Alice! in reply to Pats4Me #
Tweeps who've not done fair share of RTing–and editing long tweets down to 140–shouldn't ask us to "spread the word". #
RT @SheilaS: You can't be a smartass and have typos. It undercuts the "smart" part. #
@andreaschulle @JohnJEgan Oh, of course. We try not tell the bride when anything is wrong…and diffuse what we can however we can. in reply to andreaschulle #
LOL! Brides r GR8. I've the BEST (down2Earth) clients. @andreaschulle @LoriLuza I LOVE weddings & wedding planning minus the bride part. #
@PaulettePGM Virtual Assistants do it. Start converting some of the paper processes to electronic & maybe you can work your way there. in reply to PaulettePGM #
I hate it when hunger interrupts my momentum on a project. #
@emil285 My costume is a little naughty. Such the rebel! LOL. in reply to emil285 #
Mentions loriluza #
US TOO. We <3 Riata! online form to change a lightbulb! @TheJenATX ..over home ownership. I want to call the super when shit goes wrong. #
I'm going to be Photoshopping Gaussian Blur in my SLEEP tonight….but daaaayyymmm, it makes for sexy Boudoir! #
did facebook get hacked? Acting weird, tonight. #
Tonight, @emil285 and I got his costume and the bulk of our accessories. Tomorrow, one last stop, we hope. #
@maczter cool! in reply to maczter #
@slavetofashion FEEL BETTER SOON. Hope they gave you effective drugs! #
It took until we moved to Austin (& today I'm seeing it for the 1st time) before @emil285 used an ATM to get cash. #
After help from a VERY patient lady at Perfumania, I have a new perfume that @emil285 & I both like! If you're nice, I'll let you smell me! #
Hey #Austin are you ready to get your #FREAK on? #
Already saw my first FREAK! #freakshowfestival #notattendingjustgawking #
I found Waldo! #
So on our way to Restaurant Explorers, our Navigator pronounced Chicon St as "chicken". #navlanguagefail #
Dia de los muertos, freak show festival, game day, and pre-halloween all at one time. #whyaustin #
OH on 6th St: OMG Did u see her bumpit? No. How'd you miss THAT hair? Oh, I thought you were talking about something on her ass. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-10-17

Sunday, 2010-October-17 by lori

I've been bed-ridden for 3 of the last 5 days, incl yesterday & today. #damncold virus Hope I make it vertical for working tomorrow. #
@shesellsfwtx Unfortunately, it happens. Trust your gut & keep your distance. I suspected one, trusted her i/o my gut, and got burned. #
So this is what outside looks like! Yay for Vitamin D. #beencoopeduptoolong #damncold #
Guacamole in my hair. Ew & LOL. WHERE did all this wind come from? #
Hey TX lic plate BL2 G795, that was an active school zone you just blew through at ~50mph while talking on your phone! #
@crredwards havent' been able to hang with the greyhound yet, but he sure was lonely today. Wish I could've helped. in reply to crredwards #
.@Rocknrealty @stealingsand @Haute4Cake Thanks for the well wishes. #damncold #
@crredwards I don't like such blatant violations of safety. in reply to crredwards #
@TheJenATX be careful w/ that. I inadvertently let my Vitamin D get critically low. #sadpanda The scripts makes 4 yummy sleepies, though! in reply to TheJenATX #
Hear HEAR! RT @Rocknrealty …happy to be here right now. Wish blog posts would magically stream from my thoughts to immediate publish #
incomplete website, yo. Who What When WHERE HOW and WHY are essential. http://freakshowfestival.com/ #
@Rocknrealty Hey, thanks. Their site doesn't show the location or much description! in reply to Rocknrealty #
@Rocknrealty Must be an OS/Browser thing…I don't see ANY tabs! in reply to Rocknrealty #
Hey #Austin can you drop a love bomb for @Rocknrealty? http://dropalovebomb.com/ @dropalovebomb #
.@Rocknrealty @dropalovebomb (((hugs))) #
Yummmmmm diet Coke! #
WHEN will companies learn that their websites HAVE to be usable on mobile devices??? #noflash #nograytexxtonwhitebackground #
RT @BarackObama Anybody who wants 2 serve in our armed forces & make sacrifices on our behalf should be able to. DADT will end..on my watch. #
@mherzber WHY didn't I know about 99designs when I needed a logo? Could have saved some real heartache/stress/frustration. #
@crredwards Can you claim Mommy & Me time? Do you need to take them shopping for something girly? Claim ur working on a surprise 4 som1? in reply to crredwards #
@crredwards We'reSkipping KungFu: to plan Halowe'en costumes, to learn about menstruation, to volunteer at a shelter, 2go2 the pumpkin patch in reply to crredwards #
@greg_savage Yep, I got rid of mine a long time ago. Went in and reclaimed it so no one else could fake "me", but don't play LBS's anymore. in reply to greg_savage #
Hey, Twitter, is there a quick/easy way to do henna? Now, where is something that can be a bindi? #
@chrisfixedkitty HA. I'm leaving, now. I was thinking more like eyebrow pencil…..but not time! in reply to chrisfixedkitty #
LOL! RT @stealingsand: XKCD – Tech Support http://xkcd.com/806/ #
.@g_ack @midnightferret Thank you both for the #FF love! #
@PaulettePGM Thanks for the #FF mention! in reply to PaulettePGM #
LOVE the avatar! @stealingsand #
Being sick to the point of bored is getting old. I wish I could get my energy back. #
I love it when family calls at 9pm on a Friday only to discover we've been sleeping for hours! LOL! #ChildFree #
So today, a client wants me to give her the one thing I disallowed for everyone else. #yeahsheisspecial #whatevs #
Some people have everything, but they have nothing. Others have everything, but then nothing. The rest of us are in the middle. #
Outside again today. Welcome, Vitamin D. Make me better. #
Telephone etiquette (as I OH a stupid conversation): If 'now is not a good time' then don't answer the phone. #
Our view this am! http://twitpic.com/2y5c6r #
@KittyMarble's new laser-engraved tag. http://twitpic.com/2y5pnl #
Date night with @emil285 Dinner at Mother's and then downtown to people watch the exxodus from the Freak Show Festival. #
OMG Mother's vegetable medley with cashew sauce and sage mashed potatoes is TO DIE FOR! #
What to be for Hallowe'en? Suggestions welcome. …but be kind! #
@paulettepgm we'll be downtown, too, but at the other end. #freakshowfestival #
Ha! Well, we can barely see non-mobile-friendly site, but we see enough to realize we're off a weekend. #freakshowfestival is next w/e #
Bride-to-be count on 6th : three so far. The night is young. #
Make it four! #
"Like a G6.." 6 bachelorettes on 6th.. If they'll are just half as happy as @emil285 & I are, they'll have long & healthy marriages! #
Eleven… And the last set looks like professional dancers! Whoo hoo! Oh & only 1 arrest so far.. 11-1 is pretty good #whyaustin #
Lucky 13! Roooowwwaaaarrrrr! Since we're off a week on freak show, the bachelorette spotting has been a good sub! #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-10-10

Sunday, 2010-October-10 by lori

I did NOT wear enough clothes today. brrrrrr…. #
@Pats4Me I was just thinking the SAME thing. Fox's graphics are cool and add more pink! #FootballRocks in reply to Pats4Me #
Yet another mystery bruise: middle of my right thigh. I always hurt myself in strange ways. #
If your child won't sit in her seat at the restaurant, make her sit in a high chair or booster with a seatbelt. #ParentIsAVerb #
Good to see @baddmom at Waterloo. Apparently, there is some kind of Tweetup today. @JohnJEgan & I missed the memo. #
@Rocknrealty Murphy's Law! Glad you a busy. It's a GREAT day for Open Housing! in reply to Rocknrealty #
@Pats4Me Yeah, I just have to turn off most of the announcing. #Football #FootballRocks #GeauxSaints in reply to Pats4Me #
@ABadMormon Hope that improves your day! in reply to ABadMormon #
I wish I was sailing today. GORGEOUS weather. #
@omarg True, I'm sure. Leaving (and saving everyone else from her bad behavior) is also an option. #ParentIsAVerb in reply to omarg #
@omarg She was getting in the faces of the ppl at next table, sticking her toungue out (with a mouth full of food), etc. NEEDED discipline. in reply to omarg #
@omarg Off switch is not necessary. Taking care of business IS. in reply to omarg #
@omarg and school age…old enough to know better. I agree there are multiple ways to handle it…the provided seatbelt is one option. in reply to omarg #
@omarg not lumping all kids…lumping those who mis-behave and who are clearly NOT being parented. in reply to omarg #
@omarg that's why my tweet started with "if your kid…." in reply to omarg #
@omarg you are right….140 characters didn't allow me to fully describe her. I like kids who know how to behave in public. in reply to omarg #
@omarg I'm quite glad to hear that & expected it of you (& other friends). At the same time I call it out when I see it. #ParentIsAVerb in reply to omarg #
OH at Waterloo: "I'm like a broker for web domains." "It's called a pimp." #
RT @Haute4Cake: http://www.manbabies.com – best site ever #
OMFG Ima gonna kill @Haute4Cake for showing me these. http://bit.ly/b2mbH7 Can't STOP looking! #
sunset on Sundays always makes me sad. #
the guy near us is farting faaaaarrrr too often. ew! #
nightmares suck. #
@txhoudini Our #Internet is slow, today, too. I guess someone let a hampster off the wheel. in reply to txhoudini #
We are testing the name Marble for the new kitty. I think he's going to hate any name we give him since he gets scolded so much. :/ #
Oh, and I found my missing check card…in my purse, of course! gah. #HeadDesk #
@stealingsand He's an all black "Bombay" kitteh. Meth might event fit. do Meth heads run around crazy and bounce off the walls? in reply to stealingsand #
@stealingsand HA! Writers make the funniest friends. Meth. Yep, today, he's THAT! in reply to stealingsand #
LOL! @stealingsand: @LoriLuza LOL if I get an all-black cat it's a toss-up btw "Meth" & "basement" in Chinese, "Ling Lo" You can have Meth #
ok, Mommy needs a kitteh break. Going shopping. (no, I don't find that fun, either.) #
@Haute4Cake Yes, under a million other things. #HeadDesk in reply to Haute4Cake #
I hate being between stuff all the time. I NEED to fit one thing or the other at least some of the tim.me #
.@laniar @SheSellsFWTX is the youngest REALTOR® I know. #
So y'all know, that "top 1000 in #Austin quot; networking event: the $15 is for "basic appetizers". And, the money goes to the company in Florida #
I just can't do it all. I'm only one person with a limited set of skills. #
No good deed goes unpunished. #FML #
Winner winner chicken dinner. We have a winner, finally. Now to try to fix all the other stuff. #
Why do my favorite potato chips have MILK in them? #wtf #
I know of an industry where its members are either super-nice and helpful or crazy wack-a-dos. (and no, it's not wedding pros.) #
@imrphoto wrong answer. in reply to imrphoto #
PEOPLE PLEASE stop using the space bar for alignment. For reals, have you ever even USED a typewriter? #
a call to one doc….and new meds are likely to be en route. :: sigh :: #
Oh, forgot to mention: I did a good deed today & offered to puppy sit the new greyhound in our building. He's so lonely during the day. #
it seems that in my arms is the prime nap location this afternoon. #whyicantworkathome #
@HaleyOdom Why don't you just turn down the volume? #frustrated in reply to HaleyOdom #
@jeremya I think they took (are taking) that away. Aren't we losing all boxes in facebook? #uifail in reply to jeremya #
Met Accomplice the Greyhound (a former racer) this evening. He's so sweet and wanted kitteh badly. His Daddy loves him LOTS! #
NICE! @laniar: i think i'm going to print this and put it on your car next time your parking sucks: http://post.ly/129Qr #
wow is @purrrrrl smart. She has figured out how to tell me (beyond a specific meow at the door) that she wants in the room w/ @emil285 #
I am unequivocally and undeniably spread too thin. Must finish project. Must focus. Must evaluate systems and processes during down time. #
irony is a funny little worm. (yes, I've said that before). #
Tx lic plate X33 RZB, "Small Car Only" doesn't apply 2ur full-size SUV. #longhorn Quit embarrassing your school w/illiteracy &/or rudeness. #
One of my docs plays mostly bad instrumental music whille showing boring (supposed to be happy?) images. Waste of 2 very nice flat panels. #
Heh! Lady next to me is wearing an orange Halloween shirt and totally witchin' shoes! #jealous #
More tests. Also, it's strange to smell smoke in the elevator at a medical building. #
Happy Birthday, @bethylethyl !!! #
The city of Coral Gables requires a truly adequate parking plan for business permits. I wish all developers did the same. #
RT @Haute4Cake Pls vote 4wedding cakes @haute4cake KODAK #ProsperContest ends 10/17 http://bit.ly/bWwSb0 #wedding @theknot @weddingwire #WW #
Getting a notarized signature for a speeding ticket is sooooo 1983. They need to learn about this thing called the Internet. #
Also, should have brought my computer so I could edit while I wait. #oldmantakingallofthebankerstime #
And if he's that confused about moving money from one accout to the other via check, he can sub in MY name! #
OMFG he wants his bank balance to be even $. All this over his $8.67 deposit. #getalife #
PLEASE let the PR person write volunteer requests. I'll blog it, but I don't want to rewrite, too. #DontSplitInfinitives #GoodGrammarIsHot #
FAIR WARNING: cold email messages that don't comply with CAN-SPAM regulations, WILL be reported as spam. I only teach friends/colleagues. #
@stealingsand heh, the next office had the TV on with "do not touch" signs and no signal. TV was on "Video 1" without a DVD player. in reply to stealingsand #
Get out of the trash. Get off the counter. No, you may not get inside that cabinet. WHERE did you get a dryer sheet? #anybodywantacat #
@stealingsand Panther aka Marble aka Mr. Meth (that nickname is totally gonna stick!) is channeling Pixel, I do believe! #anybodywantacat in reply to stealingsand #
@stealingsand Yeah, I put Marble-the-Meth-Man on our balcony. in reply to stealingsand #
@stealingsand nah, he loves it out there (Their litter is there. Lots of birdies to watch.) Not a very good place for Time Out. /shurug\ in reply to stealingsand #
@stealingsand Oh, he does that, too…can open the freaking box! I just have them hidden well. in reply to stealingsand #
@stealingsand True DAT! He's a very smart kitty. I'm just grateful he doesn't have opposable digits! in reply to stealingsand #
LOL #WhyIHavetwoTwitters @stealingsand how do I create a "group" granular enough to solve the "people I can't say fuck in front of" problem? #
#austin Speed trap on the southbound service/frontage of 183 just south of Anderson Mill and Oak Knoll. #
.@purrrrrl sure does hate the car. I'll be glad if her weigh-in shows that the new food is working! #
Pharmacy is slammed and they dont have either of my meds ready. Wash your hands, tweeps! #
STFU and listen to what I, the customer, am telling you. It won't be on voicemail. She ONLY sends scripts electronically. #
Never have 4 letters been this difficult: #lori #luza My poor parents worked hard to give me an easy 1st name. Last is @emil285's fault #
If you are desperate for a #SurvivalJob in #Austin the Taco Bell on 183 and Lake Creek is hiring. #
@coffeyfiend I do NOT know, but he digs through the trash and picks them out specifically. Could be worse! in reply to coffeyfiend #
@coffeyfiend Oh yeah. Today, he found the plastic thing off of a tag from a new purse. in reply to coffeyfiend #
Third pharmacy trip today. The new pharmacy rules in Texas are making this torture. #
To hell w/'The Social Network.' Make the super-controversial film about the founding of ESPN, 'The Sports Network'! v @AlexStivers #
@austindirtydog I still don't have #newtwitter on this account. (but I also don't care). in reply to austindirtydog #
@austindirtydog peeeeerrrrzachary! in reply to austindirtydog #
RT @JobingAustin Our great friend Angela R Loeb is hosting a career search class at St. Edwards Oct23. http://bit.ly/aNilW1 #
Morning peeps can be quite annoying. I leave them alone after 10pm. Why cant they show the same courtsey until10am? #
Ok so as someone who consumes very little sugar, this 2hr GTT is kicking my ass. #SleepyAsHell #
Mmmm foooooooD! #
I'm able to be vertical for a while, so far, today. Who knew blood work and allergies could take this much out of a person? #
I can laugh at myself. I crack me up all the time! #
@omarg "You ain't got the balls. No balls." I'll buy you a drink at the #BATHH if you can tell me that reference. #
OMG bank #FAIL after I said who it was to, "Can you write down the name the check is to?" Yeppers. "City of Austin" #
@Pats4Me I know. It's got 2ba common request (amt 2pay4 driving school if you get a ticket) $111 to the City of Austin #TooMuch4ZombieTeller in reply to Pats4Me #
@Rocknrealty It's where we can quickly share/vent and move on with it. in reply to Rocknrealty #
@Rocknrealty Besides, some of 'em are funny! (as are some folks reactions!) in reply to Rocknrealty #
I am on FIRE with image posts today. I like these waves of progress! #
Big w/e plans: Game night w/ ChildFree.org, watch the Aggies, Houston wedding/recep'n, watch Miami win (FSU), back home, more editing #theU #
Been wearing my colors all week, Miami. #gocanes #theU Whoosh-whoosh! #FSWho #
.@laniar @jeremya How about "Benn-a-Lani Happy Hour"? #bathh #
.@laniar @jeremya (((hugs))) #
RT @RealAustin: Living next to Zilker means no AT&T service at my condo. #WhyVerizon #
FIFY RT @emil285 _ACL_ traffic sucks. Fuck the people trying to turn left. Go to a light like everyone else. #
RT @PaulettePGM: Game night! #
.@midnightferret and @PaulettePGM Glad y'all made it to Game Night. I hope we weren't too scary. Well, I hope Brian wasn't too scary! LOL. #
I am working so hard. I didn't make Hallowe'en, but can I please have that weight by Christmas? #
If so, I could be "healthy" by our anniversary! That would RAWK. #
@Tao_of_Ray isn't the biggest reason to have children is so you'll have minons?? in reply to Tao_of_Ray #
@maczter heh. You don't get data AND voice with AT&T, anyway! LOL! in reply to maczter #
ACL must be GOOOOOOOOD. Twitter is veeeewwwwwwyyy qwwwwiiiieeeet (even for a Friday night). #
@maczter sure, it would be handy, but it's only as good as the network's ability to hold a call and process data at the same time. in reply to maczter #
I am ready 4the Church of Christ wedding tmrw Appropriate attire. Voice primed. Flask at the ready. Miami/FSU plans. I'm a guest! #
@maczter I don't mean everywhere in the US. Should work consistently in major markets (where infrastructure is already in place). in reply to maczter #
Yet another client set goes from blue to yellow (edit to ready-to-unlock)! bow-chicka-ow-ow! What a PRODUCTIVE day! #
So @emil285 just pointed out: A&M/Arkansas, Baylor/Tech, & cowboys at home all in Dallas this weekend. ACL in ATX. We're headed to Houston! #
Will one of you iPhone/crackberry programmers write a restaurant template that small restaurants can afford? Order via app to skip the line! #
Got a later-than-we-wanted start on our day…and now we should be early to get near a tv so we can see @emil285's Aggies kickoff. #
We drove thru concrete jungles & found a 'sports bar'. It's kid friendly, has a smoking section (ew), & has ~nothing vegan. #whyNOThouston #
Kickoff! GIG 'EM, Aggies!!! #
At the wedding. FAR TOO MANY (at least 3, maybe 4) video cameras. WTF? One on the bride is good; a 2nd on the groom is nice. #
The bride's cake http://twitpic.com/2w6cm2 #
Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck! #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-10-03

Sunday, 2010-October-3 by lori

@Rocknrealty I know! I wish we'd chatted more, 2! You're welcome; we're glad 2have YOU! Wanna meet 4a snack? Or need a buddy 4anything? in reply to Rocknrealty #
WordPress users, I need a plugin: Users fill in a form AND upload a single image. Google docs can make forms, but not upload images. #
@raquenel Election season is my LEAST favorite time. I vote against anyone who spams/telemarkets to me. #Strama #Perry #lame in reply to raquenel #
RT @stealingsand: dude, that's SO web 2.0 http://bit.ly/bwtgKN #funnybirdnoises #
no wonder I never know what is going on w/that group & can never make an event. They only plan ~2 weeks out. #
Trying to use a terrible website. Hard to navigate. Horrid formatting. I bet it's not ADA-compliant, either. ew. #
.@purrrrrl has learned a specific meow that says, "The bedroom door is closed & I want to go in there." So cute! #
Happy Birthday, http://www.google.com/ #
FALL! Cool weather. Pumpkins & mums at the grocery store (where I'm picking up OJ for @emil285's new sore throat). :/ #
making Jewish Penicillin for (and serving Sunny D and asprin) to @emil285 . Pobrecito. #
WordPress friends, I'm still looking 4a way 4 site users 2 fill out a form AND upload a single photo. Any1 ever see something like this? #
gah. #
Hey #austin #CroKnit @TheDigPub, You can now follow Ari on Twitter: @bunnylove808 #
.@austindirtydog @baddmom What were the sirens for? #
@austindirtydog @baddmom Oh, nevermind….delayed Twitter feed. #
BREAKING NEWS: Shots fired at University of Texas campus. Keep an eye on it here: http://www.statesman.com/?cxntcid=breaking_news #
RT @texstar: If you are on the UT campus, be sure to follow @besafetexas for official information. #
No one injured when gunman opened fire in Perry-Castaneda Library http://ht.ly/2L39W per #UT spokeswoman. #utshooting v @ksatnews @JohnJEgan #
RT @statesman: Did you see the gunman? Please call reporter Corrie MacLaggan at 445-3548. Please retweet. #
whew! RT @BethylEthyl: I'm fine guys – took a sick day today. Looking like that was a good choice. #
RT @Rocknrealty Today is dedicated to listening to Magnetic Fields & spreading bicycle safety in memory of my cousin who died 2 yrs ago #
RT @KXAN_News: APD Chief Acevedo to make a public comment in a few minutes. #utshooting @pagetx #
.@GunsandTacos @jeremya After VATech shootings, was talk of allowing c/c license holders to carry on Texas college campuses for THAT reason #
RT @maczter @statesman 'More Guns, Less Crime' author planned to speak at UT today: http://bit.ly/dorARa #UTShooter #
RT @HaleyOdom @keyetv On campus covering #utshooting Got a parking ticket! #really #
WordPress plugin: form with the ability to upload a single image. Ever seen one? #
@RachelintheOC Had some1 do that 2me once. I was in a Left Turn lane. He wanted to go straight (that light was green), was blaring his horn. in reply to RachelintheOC #
@laniar What do you mean? Is there a new TweetDeck to go with #newtwitter ? in reply to laniar #
Hey, biz, unsolicited commercial mass HOTMAIL message w/o proper headers/footers/unsubscribe options just got tagged as SPAM. #
This am reminded me (a tiny bit) of the 1999 Bonfire collapse. Was ~30mins away both times, but family called 2bsure we're safe. #
@laniar oooooooohhhhhhh that makes a lot more sense. in reply to laniar #
Don't listen to @omarg, @laniar. He's just mad that someone wants to sue him for his opinion. cc @sheeshoo @asura @skanave #
Hey, @TheDigPub did you know it's National Beer Day? http://exm.nr/8YKZE8 #
@webanna CNN? What what? When did that happen?? in reply to webanna #
@webanna CONGRATULATIONS. You will be missed, here, but Atlanta is a GREAT town, too! in reply to webanna #
@annamunoz Yay! Yuck! etc. in reply to annamunoz #
RT for @slavetofashion : @imrphoto: Keeping it slutty today with a four-in-hand knot. #
Set appt w/doc & she asked, "Is 8:30am too early for you?" um yeah. #whyaustin #
If, after the last 24-hour test, they have lost my paperwork, there will be hell to pay. #dumbasses #
Well she pulled up something in the computer and made it work. #duh #goodforher #
Also, why do normal doctors & labs have to bury themselves in women's and pediatrics buildings? Sick kids and their germs should be isolated #
Yes it was! RT @midnightferret: Last night was fun, with @LoriLuza, @Schmooperz, and @PaulettePGM, among others. #
@stealingsand Abracadabra, POOF! (Is it gone, now?) Feel better, Pobrecita! in reply to stealingsand #
@Rocknrealty $1,000? really? in reply to Rocknrealty #
@crredwards Are you starting a bakery, then? I can't wait to try the vegan version. in reply to crredwards #
I might be the only person in #Austin who doesn't care about ACL. #
@daisiesnchains oooh! so what are YOUR plans for the weekend? (I'm buried in editing & posting the last few sets of images on my todo list). in reply to daisiesnchains #
Day #3 of @emil285's cold. Damn germs. Getting him a cheeseburger. Maybe this means he's on the road to recovery. #
@haute4cake I'm being VERY careful! #nowhammies #
Boy my taste buds are OFF! What the hell? #
TiVo should release a weekly Top 5 most rewound TV ads (like they do after the SuperBowl) v @owasow @Schmooperz #
@redwhiteandgrew We used a Yellow Jacket Trap with great success one year! in reply to redwhiteandgrew #
Why would someone hire a photographer for a commercial/headshot session & then want the images 2b kept private? THEY plan to share them. WTF #
.@jeremya While you are at it, make them understand that anything they make for print has to convert to web. No more tiny fonts. #
Dear Apple OS. You allow me long file names. Don't assume narrow columns in the |||| view of files. Thanks. #
OH "I don't need to see 'The Social Network'. I get to see the dumb shit you post every single day." @thatdrew @susanbeebe #
And the kitty goes WILD! I suspect he'll earn his name soon. Tornado? Stampede? Whirlwind? WTF? Jr High Boy? something! #
@daveiam "cue cat" was a bar-code scanner that could send data to a (for example) Palm device. #BATTH in reply to daveiam #
Twitter want: semi-unfollow If they post something #stupid I can semi-follow them, but if they do it again, it unfollows them for real. #
Come on, St. Ed's, Guest WiFi is self-defined as having the speed of dial-up??? You can do better in a "conference" center! #
Here is why "free" workshops have to charge: SIXTEEN no-shows registered. Seat held. Name tag printed. Food purchased. etc. #
New Twitter isn't rolling by age of account. My newer account has it, older does not. #
@redwhiteandgrew It was the yellow one with the serum. I think we got it at Lowe's. in reply to redwhiteandgrew #
@stealingsand or alphabetical: @AsYouWish comes before @LoriLuza and @BennRosales comes before @LaniAR in reply to stealingsand #
. @daveiam @baconator LOL!! I've never actually seen one, though. #
Presentation tip. You don't need slides if you are only going to babble. #
How do I have so many follow requests from Canada and Australia? What the … ? #
@Pats4Me Bad, yes. That's me and my N(always)SFW Twitter account! in reply to Pats4Me #
Well my hearing is "perfectly normal". Nothing I can do to help me hear conversation in noisy environments. #
RT @maczter Damn you @Facebook and your pothead funny ha-ha 420-character status limit. Would it kill you to add a character counter? #
@laniar That was for the possible "new twitter" roll out order. in reply to laniar #
@laniar Who do you think I am? @omarg ? LOL! in reply to laniar #
.@hubvine @imrphoto @mllemire Thanks for the RTs! #
@SewSister You should record them and post them on a blog! #mytoesaintallthat #whatswrongwithyou in reply to SewSister #
@corrinrenee There is with WordPress. There is a Plugin called Bannage. Perfect for stalkers. in reply to corrinrenee #
RT @God_Damn_Batman You sacrifice. You fight injustice. You think ur making a difference. Then you learn Snooki has a book deal v @imrphoto #
Why would anyone get headshots and then expect them not to be published? WTF? um. no. #
Happy birthday @brotherlove !! #
@imrphoto Well, that's my opinion. (no, not boudoir; biz suit style). She bought a Groupon. Saved $215 total. :: sigh :: in reply to imrphoto #
@bunnylove808 Thinking about you. Hope your week got WAAAAAAY better! #
@imrphoto I'm actually proud of the set. Now, I have to decide how to compromise with her. in reply to imrphoto #
@imrphoto Yeah, it's wonky because it's a Groupon…and she bought it before seeing the contract. #
RT @austindirtydog: I'm totally fine w/you & ur entire family moseying thru the store, but please, 4the love of GOD, move 2the side. Thx #
@austindirtydog Heh, are you willing to post/share your reply to the political insanity???? in reply to austindirtydog #
fact: if you use the iPhone "hipstomatic" as your exclusive photo editor, I will de-friend you on flickr. #ew #
Well, it was bound to happen. Now I have the cold/virus @emil285 had. Time for soup. #
@rockmygypsysoul @webanna #FF redwhiteandgrew Thanks for the #FF #
quite amazed by what people can get hung up on. that? really? not this big thing over here? le sigh #
Way to park JERK! http://twitpic.com/2u00q4 #
Whoosh whoosh! NCAAFTBL SCORE Hurricanes (Miami) 7, Tigers (Clemson) 0. (AP) #
We've got some 'Canes over here! 20-14. #theU #
Whoosh whoosh! NCAAFTBL HALF Hurricanes (Miami) 27, Tigers (Clemson) 14.(AP) #
Just made sure some other fans could order off our special 'Cane menu. #sharethelove #theU #
Whoosh whoosh! NCAAFTBL FINAL Hurricanes (Miami) 30, Tigers (Clemson) 21.(AP) #
Hook 'em Horns! #SaidTheAggiesWife #BetterThanOU #
And FTR, if @emil285 was rooting for FSU over UF, I'd be proud! #theU #
OMG just met a Gator and a Seminole. Guess which one was friendlier? The Seminole, of course #theU #fb #itsallabouttheu #
Bama 3 gators 0. As it should be! #
Ut also lost. saeme effect. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-09-26

Sunday, 2010-September-26 by lori

Overslept. Missed doctor's appt. They tried to call me to resched., but had the wrong number. #winwin Or is it a #loselose #
Hey, why can't @socialsmack leave me logged in? :/ #
On hold with the vet for far too long. Whatever happened to phone etiquette when calling a BUSINESS? Are mobile phones to blame? #
@socialsmack Thanks! in reply to socialsmack #
@RachelintheOC Tag In The Seam called it "Whore-o-ween" #Halloween in reply to RachelintheOC #
w/out her Twitter ID? #fail RT @txst Tweet shoutout to #txst grad Lauren Tuttle ..social media strategist at Wyatt Brand http://ht.ly/2GPeo #
five clicks to print an event ticket? #FAIL #
Ouch! That's gonna be a big bruise on my shin! #
LOL! RT @stealingsand: Fibonacci pigeons http://bit.ly/bdd19W #
. @TheJenATX @laniar Teacher didn't like the picture of the invisible castle? #
OH at CroKnit after one girl dropped her hook a second time: "There must be a lot of gravity over there." #
Donkie! #
dear @gowalla I am sick-and-tired of u in my facebook feed. GOaWAllY, already. After repeated attempts 2 hide u I now mark u as spam #
that makes two! I know of one other. RT @jeremya: Dude on the train has a Zune I didn't know they actually sold any. #
$90 for a new power adaptor for my MacBook Pro and it won't even work consistently. Time to return it, I guess. #fail #
Wow $67 for @purrrrrl's lab work and two meds? Stupid bacteria wreaking havoc on her system. #
Eeew. Woman behind me in line is invading my personal bubble. GET your own space, lady! #
Traffic southbound mopac is terrible. What gives, Tuesday? #
RAIN! And lots of it! #
. @purrrrrl won't let the new kitty come inside. She's guarding the cat door and paws at his attempts to enter. #
New kitty is hunting birdies. Birdies aren't scared. Birdies know kitties can't fly. #
2nd attempt at a new doctor today. Let's see if this one has a nice staff. #
New doc and the staff are super nice! Yay. #
Well $25 & $60+ later, I have meds and stuff to counter side effects. These next two weeks are gonna be "fun". #
MORE rain in Austin? The songbirds are loving it! #
RT @LaughlinJames: Hey! Stop that! RT @bryankemp: for some reason if you mention @LaughlinJames it sends him a DM from himself. pls RT #
.@LaughlinJames @bryankemp @IleenieWeenie Oh, I could have blasted you from several accounts. #
If you would like an invitation to #Austin #039;s Celebration of Life Luncheon (5Nov) for breast cancer research, DM ur addy http://bit.ly/ckBffD #
@LaughlinJames spam tweet just for you, @LaughlinJames in reply to LaughlinJames #
@LaughlinJames You're welcome. Do you have some kind of filter applied to control my tweets from going to your phone? in reply to LaughlinJames #
Flash can bite me! #
Eeek $1000 for that? #
First day of FALL! yippie! #
Hey #Austin join the @smbaustin conversation! http://bit.ly/9wEdsc #
What is the easiest way to collect an image and some basic info on a WordPress site? Google Forms doesn't seem to have an image field. #
@simplyv because there was a kitty in there? in reply to simplyv #
@simplyv funny goggie! in reply to simplyv #
Twitter's downtime is really messing with my abilities to communicate today. I need my Tweeps. #
@Pats4Me Well, if it's not down, then virutally all of my friends are not online….. #strange in reply to Pats4Me #
Go 'Canes. #theU #
Whoosh whoosh! NCAAFTBL SCORE Hurricanes (Miami) 7, Panthers (Pittsburgh) 0. (AP) #
#theU NCAAFTBL SCORE Hurricanes (Miami) 10, Panthers (Pittsburgh) 0. (AP) #
#gocanes NCAAFTBL SCORE Hurricanes (Miami) 17, Panthers (Pittsburgh) 0. (AP) #
Whoosh whoosh! #theU #gocanes #
#theU NCAAFTBL SCORE Hurricanes (Miami) 31, Panthers (Pittsburgh) 3. (AP) #
@AlexStivers Thanks, Alex! #FF in reply to AlexStivers #
Is there a *good* way to search for WordPress plugins? #
RT @atxsarah: Does anyone know of any Dachshund Rescue Groups in Austin? http://bit.ly/bB7NMg #
WHY can't people follow instructions? It would be SO MUCH easier on them (and me, of course) if they did! #
Shees at the Groupon stories about companies who lost money. Um, don't sell it for less than your COSTS. Business 101. 4x markup the offer #
Just got my first box of goodies from Greenling. Meal starters! #
Ok, so I have meals for Pasta Primavera w/salad, Stuffed Portobellos w/greens, and a Veggie Stir Fry. Thanks @greenling_com! So excited! #
Hey, date Oct 10th = 10/10/10, in binary 101010 = 42. Nice. cc @currentgeek v @BigMikeInAustin #
@jeremya oh noes! in reply to jeremya #
@crewt @mickeygomez excellent idea! Don't know why they pay for illness instead of preventative care. in reply to crewt #
@jeremya Glad to hear it! in reply to jeremya #
@flabastida Well, that's where all the heathens drive, of course! in reply to flabastida #
cleaning papers and stuff like a mad fool. I needed a break from the computer and editing. #
@TexBetsy LOL! If I could ever get caught up here, I certainly would! in reply to TexBetsy #
RT @jeremya: I kinda wanna punch new Twitter in the mouth. #newtwitter #
Torchy's (yes worthy of a #whatimeating tweet), errands, some work, Restaurant Explorers, & finally a party with two themes. HAPPY Saturday! #
NICE! RT @bevobeat: In-game update: Arkansas struck first, leads 7-0 over No. 1 Alabama. #UT #
Is the Austin Zoo worth the trip for grown-ups? cc @baddmom @idodoodle @andreaschulle #
A spider just broke in through our living room door! I think it's about to rain. #Austin #
I have four 1-month free trials to Netflix. Must start by 31Oct. Anyone in #Austin want one? #
RT @crredwards Just finished first chapter of my new book: "We're Just Not That Into You" #ut #hookem #
@daveiam sad we missed you! I had to call it a ~early night. in reply to daveiam #
@stealingsand ow! in reply to stealingsand #
@jeremya Happy Birthday! in reply to jeremya #
@jeremya LOL! Hope your day was spent with lots of R&R and celebration, too! in reply to jeremya #
@jeremya Ah, well, ENJOY! in reply to jeremya #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-09-19

Sunday, 2010-September-19 by lori

Brunch! #
Just heard the other day that Beavis & Butthead are coming back and now Breaking The Law is on the radio! #
This weekend sucks. I'm looking forward to Monday. #
Heck YEAR! RT @jeremya: And watch the Redskins beat the Cowboys. #nfl #
*YEAH #
@SummerH They should be sunscreen in beer, huh? Then, it wouldn't wash off while you drink through the round! LOL! in reply to SummerH #
I no longer read stories from Huffington Post or The Knot since they spread them out over 10+ pages (just to boost their stats? why else?) #
RT @austin_brian: How the NFL teams got their nicknames: http://bit.ly/brmJb8 #
Want to GO: http://bit.ly/cdjQvu #
RT @JordanKasteler: Targeted Ad FAIL http://bit.ly/a6VvGH #
BT.DT! Anyone "in charge" of social media at work, here's your Dilbert moment: http://yfrog.com/3dq5kbj via @mobethann @SheilaS #
@stealingsand When I was a Tech Writer, I loved it that they knew their "design" was ugly & that my docs were "pretty". #righteousfury in reply to stealingsand #
slimy! @maczter: Interesting approach. This was placed on my car while I was at lunch today. http://twitpic.com/2o50wm #
"GOOD JU-JU. GOOD JU-JU. GOOD JU-JU. GOOD JU-JU. GOOD JU-JU." RT @TheJenATX: Need some good Ju-ju this week. C'mon Good JU-JU… #attagirl #
LOL! @emil285 @maczter http://twitpic.com/2o50wm Makes me want 2 give like I DIDN'T 2the guy who asked me while talking on HIS cellphone #
See? It's not just ME! RT @maczter: @emil285 No comprende. #
RT @crredwards: Hey TX plate 9V9 B72: you're a dildo. #
RT @TheJenATX: Dear double-dip recession: Eff off. #
you really aren't making any sense today, @emil285. See previous post: I wonder if the saliva is from the same breast the milk is from? #
I totally disagree w/that guy. Sites are copyrighted. @CierraJesperson ..Don't have time 2 create that blog 4 yourself http://ht.ly/2DDCf #
RT @statesman The most sexually active city in America? Austin is on top, baby: http://bit.ly/cWXPPy #
@Rocknrealty yuuuum. I love "bashed" potatoes with the peel left on! YUM! in reply to Rocknrealty #
LOL! @baddmom If the city's rockin, don't come knockin' @3dg4r & on the bottom. & off to the side, maybe. On the couch. http://bit.ly/cFdM2z #
RT @jasoncrouch: If I follow you, then you send me an auto-DM w/a link, you now have a negative balance in your social currency account. #
@AlexStivers You could join our "knitting circle" at @TheDigPub this evening. ;P in reply to AlexStivers #
I LOVE this funny girl: @stealingsand: last tweet via a very clever, but protected account-user-lady (and I resemble that Tweet!) #
.@aggiediva Oh, was that your licence plate # that @crredwards called out? #
Love THESE! @stealingsand "I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot." http://bit.ly/bZo8Eu on @27bslash6 #
Running late–as is everyone it seems–for CroKnit at @TheDigPub. Be there in ~30. #
Visualize a world without… speed bumps! #
RT @omarg Far too late, I come up with a better alternative for "Austin: Copulation Capital." It's "Hook-Up 'Horns!" #
I just learned about the Bush Man in San Francisco. We saw an imposter in College Station ~3 years ago on Halloween night. #
RT @AustinMamaDrama Just alphabetized my spice rack spices. Gotta keep the ginger away frm the tarragon, 4 heaven's sake! #
OH at @TheDigPub by @bekitoburrito: "Jesus plays Duck Duck Goose as Water Water Wine Wine." #
@LaughlinJames who you talking do, there, James? #
Join us for the "just say no club". If you say yes too often (and/or for the wrong things), please join us. #
@crredwards In my life/experience, it comes in waves. I'm waiving a few things, now. (especially those that don't reciprocate.) in reply to crredwards #
@LaughlinJames happens to the best of us! in reply to LaughlinJames #
RT @bekitoburrito: I so totally love the dig pub knitting group. #
@stealingsand Cats are a built in back-up alarm, no? in reply to stealingsand #
@AlexStivers Well, I thgt twas funny frm da next ROOM! My faves R @keithandthegirl @FunnyCostaki (husband of Caroline Rhea), & @patricec. in reply to AlexStivers #
RT @Haute4Cake: I'm about to write a letter at 1 am! They dun' made me very upset! Imma have to "cc" someone too. >:( #
@Haute4Cake I'm saving a draft of a thing rather than unleashing it at 1am. But I can guarantee it's different than your thing. in reply to Haute4Cake #
word. nerd. RT @laniar: @omarg nerd #
RT @GWPStudio: It's a recession when your neighbour losses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours ~ Harry Truman #quote #
@baddmom No, that's not wrong a all. Torchy's is open! (and I never get breakfast themed tacos)! in reply to baddmom #
@baddmom Here's an idea: wait for "those" parents to get angry and then emigrate them to the moon. #
My previous blog post courtesy of a link that @PaulettePGM shared. Thanks! #RTviaBlog #
@RealAustin Maybe someone dropped it and it broke so they threw it out? in reply to RealAustin #
Bravo! RT @TheJenATX: Tappity tappity tappity..step ball change… *shah* *jazzhands* #
RT @crredwards: RT @NathanFillion: Compliment someone today. It's like a present that doesn't cost any money. #
@laniar You are too a Word Nerd! Just ask @omarg in reply to laniar #
Our new kitty is in a toddler phase where he has to be put down for his nap. What cat needs help napping? #beingamomishard #
@multiplepets Why thank you, my DEAR! in reply to multiplepets #
@crredwards @IleenieWeenie Yeppers! Saying it to a lot of things this week. in reply to crredwards #
I have "Mouse Shoulder", "Mouse Elbow", and "Mouse Heel of My Hand". I need less computer in my life. #
funnies tag I've seen in a while: #assnchat #
@crredwards @rachelintheoc @GiantSweetTart Where might one buy this "no" book? cc @IleenieWeenie #
Today: screw order & position: do 1 thing at a time until a few are done. Can't think about what I SHOULD do when I have this much TO do. #
@austindirtydog I also like teeheehee in reply to austindirtydog #
When a company lists a blogger/community manager position as a 'dream job', you just know it won't be. v @missrogue @SheilaS #
@Haute4Cake Heck no. I have ~10 for various accounts and purposes! + near top left will let you add. in reply to Haute4Cake #
.@austindirtydog @Haute4Cake but I doubt you can put @s/DMs from multiple accts in one column. How would you know what they came in to? #
@stealingsand depends, I guess. Was it a little bad or a lot bad? in reply to stealingsand #
#headache inevitable with this week. Might be calling it a day, soon. I need to find me some @TheJenATX recipe for remedy. #
@TheJenATX Thanks, I always remember the BC with OJ, but forget the sudafed. Just took Claratin D (w/Sud) & ibuprophen. in reply to TheJenATX #
@TheJenATX ice? I'd have considered something warm, first. Will try that next. THANKS! in reply to TheJenATX #
@TheJenATX Makes total sense. I love having science nerd friends. mwah! in reply to TheJenATX #
@IleenieWeenie @TheJenATX Neato-Mosquito trick. I could soak my feet, too. hmmmmmmmmm. Yeah, finish this email and then I'm outta here. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
Bomb Threat at the Eiffel Tower http://yhoo.it/dpQFVk eeeek. #
@IleenieWeenie Thanks for the LOL! It even helped a bit. cc @TheJenATX #
meds on baord, ice on head, heat on hands/feet, and chocolate creme Oreos. #dieheadachedie #
@crredwards My suggested follows are mostly crap, too. Seem to be mostly celebrities with a low friend-to-follow ratio. #
@paulettepgm New York? Honolulu? Tokyo? Round Rock? #
@newmedialab I haven't tested it yet, but I think the new layout is going to be bad when I use the mobile site. in reply to newmedialab #
. @omarg's Taunt-Lani list sounded funny until it went the way of the ew! @laniar #
@laniar um, diapers and such. yuk and ew! in reply to laniar #
You could use lots of profanity! @maczter how to say "screaming kids been annoying every1 in the restaurant for an hour+. Can you leave?" #
Dammit. #
At a new doc. Everyone is filling out the New Patient packet. Makes me wonder how much turnover in patients they have. #
Hate the medical industry, signing my life away, & too much CYA! I'd feel safer with someone who played a witch doctor in a movie. #
Had 2 agree 2 a $25 fee if I'm every late to an appt. They R 15 past my time, 30 past 4 the woman next 2 me. Wonder if I can get my $ back. #
40GB hard drive in the new Buick lets you pause & rewind the radio like a DVR. Do people still listen to the radio? I hardly ever do. #
Now 40 mins late, but they're seeing a sales rep. #ohhellno #outtahere #
Oh and the office manager was a bitch, too. And I paid to park to sit and wait. #racket #
Two minutes at a time. That's all I need to regroup my brain. TWO minutes. Not gonna happen with a kitten under foot. le sigh. #
@crredwards Ha. We haven't had a tradtional laundry basket in, well, ever…but I bet I can find something that will do that! in reply to crredwards #
@TheJenATX You can just up the vocabulary to harder words. My friends use to have to "paramble" their dogs. #dogscouldspellWALK in reply to TheJenATX #
quite true! @austindirtydog: Wow. Unfollowing a really unpleasant person just changed my WHOLE mood. I need to learn to be more selective #
ok, @kimhollenshead I have to know what they are. Potential Advertising #FAIL on my view of the image. cc @IleenieWeenie #
Everything I did/tried today was a mess. I should have skipped it all and stayed home. Thanks, Tweeps, for making my eve better! #
@kimhollenshead Gonna post the ad I saw next to it….give me a few. in reply to kimhollenshead #
Why do my .png files sometimes come through with black backgrounds? ew. #
@kimhollenshead YEPPERS! eeeewww. in reply to kimhollenshead #
RT @SteveHofstetter: A woman at IKEA just screamed 'you must be crazy!' to no one – while buying a pot AND a kettle. #
Ok, eyes failing me. Time to go offline for the night. #
Happy Anniversary @maczter and @mrsmaczter !!! #
RT @SheSellsFWTX $149 portrait session, two hours, on-location, Austin, Texas | @AsYouWish photography http://bit.ly/9oy3Ws #
Our sweet sleeping kitties! http://twitpic.com/2p05ms #
for the love of light, WHAT is going on this week? #sadpanda #
Dear 800/unavailable/blocked/etc callers. I spam/block you all. SO, It's in ur best interests NOT to call me. #
Those sound cool! RT @KungFuSaloon: Come by and check out our new beer towers! It's like having a mini keg right at your table… #
RT @maczter I could have sworn the September #BATHH was 2night, but not a cloud in the sky. Did @laniar forgot to order rain this month? #
Mothertrucker! #
@stealingsand did you unfold the "paper airplane" or had you made it into one before you posted it? in reply to stealingsand #
@stealingsand I guess they figured you'd open it…and had time between cars to fold them. #weird #HomlessSignsAreXeroxedToo in reply to stealingsand #
@AustinMamaDrama @austindirtydog I always wondered about that place! Now, I know! Crown and Anchor and college kids who drink! in reply to AustinMamaDrama #
Time for the missions of my day. Happy Friday! #
Some places just aren't suited for a special needs toddler…like the scrapbook store. #
Getting my cut and color on with the bartender of the year, Ashley! She's multi-talented! #
Make me a Sammich! #
@Pats4Me No, I had to do those on my own (sitting down, now, finally!) in reply to Pats4Me #
klutz. sheesh. #
@Pats4Me Sounds like a Blast. I'll have to tell my mom about it. in reply to Pats4Me #
oh noes! @BuyHome: Somebody tell my dog just cause he's a Chocolate Lab doesn't mean he can eat a whole pan of brownies!Bad dog! #
@Pats4Me Not that I recall (maybe as a kid), but my mom would love it. in reply to Pats4Me #
@Pats4Me I will let her know! in reply to Pats4Me #
in #ATX @SondraKayWhite: Granger Smith is rap'n: http://ow.ly/2G3hE #
hear HEAR! @pagetx: I thought websites that played music the moment you jump on the page were outlawed! No? They oughta be. Yikes! #
@SummerH ah, but what if we don't WANT you to call us? bwwwwaaaaaa hhhhaaaaa haaaa haaaaaaaaahhhhhh in reply to SummerH #
@SummerH Yes, but only the "important" and "worthy" ones get through! ha! in reply to SummerH #
Holy Hurricane, Batman! #
My hearing is getting worse & worse. I've GOT to make an audiology appt. If I glaze over or zone out, please know that it's me, not you. #
@austindirtydog @emil285 waives at rude drives with a big smile like they are his long-lost best friend. it's pretty funny. in reply to austindirtydog #

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