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Emil and the cats found a new game today. They named it Kitty Pong. They were animated and vocal about something (probably all the chaos in the house, today). Emil decided that after one meowed, he’d walk to the other one until she meowed. He did this back and forth with them a few times [...]

SCENE: meowing cats while we are cooking dinner EMIL: What is it? PURRRRRL: meow EMIL: Are you hungry? PURRRRRL: meow EMIL: Do you smell chicken? PURRRRRL: meow EMIL: Do you want chicken? PURRRRRL: meow EMIL: Do you want to share chicken with Sosta? (crickets chirping through the silence) LORI: laughing vigorously because animals understand much [...]

–SCENE: We just finished watching Fletch.– LORI: (laughing at the last line). That was a great movie. EMIL: I can’t believe you’ve never seen it. LORI: What year was it made? EMIL: (checking TiVo). 1985. LORI: Baby, my parents didn’t let me watch PG movies in 1985. [implied rant: I was 15 before they let [...]

As we are post-GAYla without a Fundraising Coordinator, I have had a busy week+. I’ve been running around town with a cab full of baskets and other silent auction goodies delivering them and taking money. Two such deliveries were to occur at ~5pm this evening. In addition, we have a big/looming deadline at work. I [...]

Backstory Ok, so there is a backstory that some of you have heard. One day, when I was first working at “REEX”, my boss (and friend) Laine and I kept up with one another via IM. She streamed her music, so I could see what she was supposedly listening to at any point during the [...]

It’s been a while since we posted something funny Emil has said. It’s not for a lack of content, but more for a lack of the web nearby when he does it. Backstory: One of my early days working at TEEX, I clicked to send an instant message to my boss, Laine. I noticed the [...]

Emil (on phone with his sister): [Something like] I’m sorry I missed your call, we were sleeping. We had a long night last night, so we went to bed as soon as we got home. Sandra: [Must have said something like] You wouldn’t get to do that if you had kids. Emil: “We ARE the [...]

We took a well-deserved break to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with our Aggie Bar Crawl friends. After dinner at Fitzwilly’s, we met up with the group at Mad Hatter’s. We bar hopped a little, but mostly just talked and laughed and laughed and laughed. Emil, McKinley, Matt, Justin, and Georgia Our favorite quote of the [...]

In a recent conversation with a friend of our’s, Emil made a funny comment. (Of course, he does that quite frequently). [Name withheld to protect the embarassable.] Players include FG: friend, a girl E: Emil L: Lori FG: I’m so tired. I’m going to go home, put on pajamas, and just be a vegetable. L: [...]