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- I did NOT wear enough clothes today. brrrrrr…. #
- @Pats4Me I was just thinking the SAME thing. Fox's graphics are cool and add more pink! #FootballRocks in reply to Pats4Me #
- Yet another mystery bruise: middle of my right thigh. I always hurt myself in strange ways. #
- If your child won't sit in her seat at the restaurant, make her sit in a high chair or booster with a seatbelt. #ParentIsAVerb #
- Good to see @baddmom at Waterloo. Apparently, there is some kind of Tweetup today. @JohnJEgan & I missed the memo.
# - @Rocknrealty Murphy's Law! Glad you a busy. It's a GREAT day for Open Housing! in reply to Rocknrealty #
- @Pats4Me Yeah, I just have to turn off most of the announcing.
#Football #FootballRocks #GeauxSaints in reply to Pats4Me # - @ABadMormon Hope that improves your day! in reply to ABadMormon #
- I wish I was sailing today. GORGEOUS weather. #
- @omarg True, I'm sure. Leaving (and saving everyone else from her bad behavior) is also an option. #ParentIsAVerb in reply to omarg #
- @omarg She was getting in the faces of the ppl at next table, sticking her toungue out (with a mouth full of food), etc. NEEDED discipline. in reply to omarg #
- @omarg Off switch is not necessary. Taking care of business IS. in reply to omarg #
- @omarg and school age…old enough to know better. I agree there are multiple ways to handle it…the provided seatbelt is one option. in reply to omarg #
- @omarg not lumping all kids…lumping those who mis-behave and who are clearly NOT being parented. in reply to omarg #
- @omarg that's why my tweet started with "if your kid…." in reply to omarg #
- @omarg you are right….140 characters didn't allow me to fully describe her. I like kids who know how to behave in public. in reply to omarg #
- @omarg I'm quite glad to hear that & expected it of you (& other friends). At the same time I call it out when I see it. #ParentIsAVerb in reply to omarg #
- OH at Waterloo: "I'm like a broker for web domains." "It's called a pimp." #
- RT @Haute4Cake: http://www.manbabies.com – best site ever #
- OMFG Ima gonna kill @Haute4Cake for showing me these. http://bit.ly/b2mbH7 Can't STOP looking! #
- sunset on Sundays always makes me sad.
# - the guy near us is farting faaaaarrrr too often. ew! #
- nightmares suck. #
- @txhoudini Our #Internet is slow, today, too. I guess someone let a hampster off the wheel.
in reply to txhoudini # - We are testing the name Marble for the new kitty. I think he's going to hate any name we give him since he gets scolded so much. :/ #
- Oh, and I found my missing check card…in my purse, of course! gah. #HeadDesk #
- @stealingsand He's an all black "Bombay" kitteh. Meth might event fit. do Meth heads run around crazy and bounce off the walls? in reply to stealingsand #
- @stealingsand HA! Writers make the funniest friends. Meth. Yep, today, he's THAT! in reply to stealingsand #
- LOL! @stealingsand: @LoriLuza LOL if I get an all-black cat it's a toss-up btw "Meth" & "basement" in Chinese, "Ling Lo" You can have Meth #
- ok, Mommy needs a kitteh break. Going shopping. (no, I don't find that fun, either.) #
- @Haute4Cake Yes, under a million other things. #HeadDesk in reply to Haute4Cake #
- I hate being between stuff all the time. I NEED to fit one thing or the other at least some of the tim.me #
- .@laniar @SheSellsFWTX is the youngest REALTORĀ® I know.
# - So y'all know, that "top 1000 in #Austin quot; networking event: the $15 is for "basic appetizers". And, the money goes to the company in Florida #
- I just can't do it all. I'm only one person with a limited set of skills. #
- No good deed goes unpunished. #FML #
- Winner winner chicken dinner. We have a winner, finally. Now to try to fix all the other stuff. #
- Why do my favorite potato chips have MILK in them? #wtf #
- I know of an industry where its members are either super-nice and helpful or crazy wack-a-dos. (and no, it's not wedding pros.) #
- @imrphoto wrong answer.
in reply to imrphoto # - PEOPLE PLEASE stop using the space bar for alignment. For reals, have you ever even USED a typewriter? #
- a call to one doc….and new meds are likely to be en route. :: sigh :: #
- Oh, forgot to mention: I did a good deed today & offered to puppy sit the new greyhound in our building. He's so lonely during the day. #
- it seems that in my arms is the prime nap location this afternoon. #whyicantworkathome #
- @HaleyOdom Why don't you just turn down the volume?
#frustrated in reply to HaleyOdom # - @jeremya I think they took (are taking) that away. Aren't we losing all boxes in facebook? #uifail in reply to jeremya #
- Met Accomplice the Greyhound (a former racer) this evening. He's so sweet and wanted kitteh badly. His Daddy loves him LOTS! #
- NICE! @laniar: i think i'm going to print this and put it on your car next time your parking sucks: http://post.ly/129Qr #
- wow is @purrrrrl smart. She has figured out how to tell me (beyond a specific meow at the door) that she wants in the room w/ @emil285 #
- I am unequivocally and undeniably spread too thin. Must finish project. Must focus. Must evaluate systems and processes during down time. #
- irony is a funny little worm. (yes, I've said that before). #
- Tx lic plate X33 RZB, "Small Car Only" doesn't apply 2ur full-size SUV. #longhorn Quit embarrassing your school w/illiteracy &/or rudeness. #
- One of my docs plays mostly bad instrumental music whille showing boring (supposed to be happy?) images. Waste of 2 very nice flat panels. #
- Heh! Lady next to me is wearing an orange Halloween shirt and totally witchin' shoes! #jealous #
- More tests. Also, it's strange to smell smoke in the elevator at a medical building. #
- Happy Birthday, @bethylethyl !!! #
- The city of Coral Gables requires a truly adequate parking plan for business permits. I wish all developers did the same. #
- RT @Haute4Cake Pls vote 4wedding cakes @haute4cake KODAK #ProsperContest ends 10/17 http://bit.ly/bWwSb0 #wedding @theknot @weddingwire #WW #
- Getting a notarized signature for a speeding ticket is sooooo 1983. They need to learn about this thing called the Internet. #
- Also, should have brought my computer so I could edit while I wait. #oldmantakingallofthebankerstime #
- And if he's that confused about moving money from one accout to the other via check, he can sub in MY name!
# - OMFG he wants his bank balance to be even $. All this over his $8.67 deposit. #getalife #
- PLEASE let the PR person write volunteer requests. I'll blog it, but I don't want to rewrite, too. #DontSplitInfinitives #GoodGrammarIsHot #
- FAIR WARNING: cold email messages that don't comply with CAN-SPAM regulations, WILL be reported as spam. I only teach friends/colleagues. #
- @stealingsand heh, the next office had the TV on with "do not touch" signs and no signal. TV was on "Video 1" without a DVD player. in reply to stealingsand #
- Get out of the trash. Get off the counter. No, you may not get inside that cabinet. WHERE did you get a dryer sheet? #anybodywantacat #
- @stealingsand Panther aka Marble aka Mr. Meth (that nickname is totally gonna stick!) is channeling Pixel, I do believe! #anybodywantacat in reply to stealingsand #
- @stealingsand Yeah, I put Marble-the-Meth-Man on our balcony. in reply to stealingsand #
- @stealingsand nah, he loves it out there (Their litter is there. Lots of birdies to watch.) Not a very good place for Time Out. /shurug\ in reply to stealingsand #
- @stealingsand Oh, he does that, too…can open the freaking box! I just have them hidden well. in reply to stealingsand #
- @stealingsand True DAT! He's a very smart kitty. I'm just grateful he doesn't have opposable digits! in reply to stealingsand #
- LOL #WhyIHavetwoTwitters @stealingsand how do I create a "group" granular enough to solve the "people I can't say fuck in front of" problem? #
- #austin Speed trap on the southbound service/frontage of 183 just south of Anderson Mill and Oak Knoll. #
- .@purrrrrl sure does hate the car. I'll be glad if her weigh-in shows that the new food is working! #
- Pharmacy is slammed and they dont have either of my meds ready. Wash your hands, tweeps! #
- STFU and listen to what I, the customer, am telling you. It won't be on voicemail. She ONLY sends scripts electronically. #
- Never have 4 letters been this difficult: #lori #luza My poor parents worked hard to give me an easy 1st name. Last is @emil285's fault
# - If you are desperate for a #SurvivalJob in #Austin the Taco Bell on 183 and Lake Creek is hiring. #
- @coffeyfiend I do NOT know, but he digs through the trash and picks them out specifically. Could be worse! in reply to coffeyfiend #
- @coffeyfiend Oh yeah. Today, he found the plastic thing off of a tag from a new purse.
in reply to coffeyfiend # - Third pharmacy trip today. The new pharmacy rules in Texas are making this torture. #
- To hell w/'The Social Network.' Make the super-controversial film about the founding of ESPN, 'The Sports Network'! v @AlexStivers #
- @austindirtydog I still don't have #newtwitter on this account. (but I also don't care).
in reply to austindirtydog # - @austindirtydog peeeeerrrrzachary! in reply to austindirtydog #
- RT @JobingAustin Our great friend Angela R Loeb is hosting a career search class at St. Edwards Oct23. http://bit.ly/aNilW1 #
- Morning peeps can be quite annoying. I leave them alone after 10pm. Why cant they show the same courtsey until10am? #
- Ok so as someone who consumes very little sugar, this 2hr GTT is kicking my ass. #SleepyAsHell #
- Mmmm foooooooD! #
- I'm able to be vertical for a while, so far, today. Who knew blood work and allergies could take this much out of a person? #
- I can laugh at myself. I crack me up all the time! #
- @omarg "You ain't got the balls. No balls." I'll buy you a drink at the #BATHH if you can tell me that reference. #
- OMG bank #FAIL after I said who it was to, "Can you write down the name the check is to?" Yeppers. "City of Austin" #
- @Pats4Me I know. It's got 2ba common request (amt 2pay4 driving school if you get a ticket) $111 to the City of Austin #TooMuch4ZombieTeller in reply to Pats4Me #
- @Rocknrealty It's where we can quickly share/vent and move on with it.
in reply to Rocknrealty # - @Rocknrealty Besides, some of 'em are funny! (as are some folks reactions!) in reply to Rocknrealty #
- I am on FIRE with image posts today. I like these waves of progress! #
- Big w/e plans: Game night w/ ChildFree.org, watch the Aggies, Houston wedding/recep'n, watch Miami win (FSU), back home, more editing #theU #
- Been wearing my colors all week, Miami. #gocanes #theU Whoosh-whoosh! #FSWho
# - .@laniar @jeremya How about "Benn-a-Lani Happy Hour"? #bathh #
- .@laniar @jeremya (((hugs)))
# - RT @RealAustin: Living next to Zilker means no AT&T service at my condo. #WhyVerizon #
- FIFY RT @emil285 _ACL_ traffic sucks. Fuck the people trying to turn left. Go to a light like everyone else. #
- RT @PaulettePGM: Game night! #
- .@midnightferret and @PaulettePGM Glad y'all made it to Game Night. I hope we weren't too scary. Well, I hope Brian wasn't too scary! LOL. #
- I am working so hard. I didn't make Hallowe'en, but can I please have that weight by Christmas? #
- If so, I could be "healthy" by our anniversary! That would RAWK. #
- @Tao_of_Ray isn't the biggest reason to have children is so you'll have minons??
in reply to Tao_of_Ray # - @maczter heh. You don't get data AND voice with AT&T, anyway! LOL! in reply to maczter #
- ACL must be GOOOOOOOOD. Twitter is veeeewwwwwwyyy qwwwwiiiieeeet (even for a Friday night). #
- @maczter sure, it would be handy, but it's only as good as the network's ability to hold a call and process data at the same time. in reply to maczter #
- I am ready 4the Church of Christ wedding tmrw Appropriate attire. Voice primed. Flask at the ready. Miami/FSU plans. I'm a guest! #
- @maczter I don't mean everywhere in the US. Should work consistently in major markets (where infrastructure is already in place). in reply to maczter #
- Yet another client set goes from blue to yellow (edit to ready-to-unlock)! bow-chicka-ow-ow! What a PRODUCTIVE day! #
- So @emil285 just pointed out: A&M/Arkansas, Baylor/Tech, & cowboys at home all in Dallas this weekend. ACL in ATX. We're headed to Houston! #
- Will one of you iPhone/crackberry programmers write a restaurant template that small restaurants can afford? Order via app to skip the line! #
- Got a later-than-we-wanted start on our day…and now we should be early to get near a tv so we can see @emil285's Aggies kickoff. #
- We drove thru concrete jungles & found a 'sports bar'. It's kid friendly, has a smoking section (ew), & has ~nothing vegan. #whyNOThouston #
- Kickoff! GIG 'EM, Aggies!!! #
- At the wedding. FAR TOO MANY (at least 3, maybe 4) video cameras. WTF? One on the bride is good; a 2nd on the groom is nice. #
- The bride's cake http://twitpic.com/2w6cm2 #
- Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck! #
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