Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-18

• Or 10 ppl to donate $5 each. RT @IleenieWeenie Need 2 angels to donate $50 ea to help offset med costs for sweet rescue dog… #
• Almost a #GwoP sighting at our supper club. #
• Lunch date with @emil285 – our 1st in a long time! #
• #GwoP sighting at Chipotle. One point for me! #
• Mapping out my afternoon/evening of editing, photographing, and knitting. #
• GAH. I can NOT keep rescheduling her session. This is the ~4th time that "something came up". gggrrrrrrrr…. #
• @slavetofashion LOL. A/C friend puts P.M.O. on invoices 4 some customers: "Pissed Me Off". 1 time a guy asked, giggled, & paid in full. in reply to slavetofashion #
• @slavetofashion And actually, it's on my site that they risk a forfeit because of her and a couple others. in reply to slavetofashion #
• RT @GreatWhiteSnark FINALLY The Difference between Nerd, Dork, & Geek in a Venn Diagram http://bit.ly/9jBINr v @baddmom #
• @PGM35_Paulette You're welcome. Thanks for the invite. It was GREAT fun. in reply to PGM35_Paulette #
• @laniar you might like Venmo better than PayPal. Similar conept but you can pay via text message. #
• LOL @jeremya: Ugh lady your kid is being quiet… Would you plz stfu. #
• poor Baby! @AmberAusten: This day was brought to you by difficult un-understanding mothers and the letter F,… #
• Somehow I missed a message. Today's workshop was canceled. #sadpanda #
• RT @AmberatDell: Looking for a online project manager for #Dell Marketing focused, not IT. Let me know if you are interested. #jobangels #
• RT @stealingsand: btw mustaches are so unkempt and serial-killer-y #
• US has highest minimum drinking age in the entire world. One reason for foreigners not to vacation in the United States. v @littlewoodrow #
• RT @keithmcnally: Best name ever for a live album, via @kyleinnyc : "Sans Dumb Bitches". #
• @DMEdwards I thought the point of driving a big camper was so you wouldn't have to stop for their potty breaks! in reply to DMEdwards #
• @imrphoto I think they do that b/c so many state ids look like cracker jack prizes. in reply to imrphoto #
• @imrphoto WOW. I didn't know about US docs like Mil IDs and passports. Easy to counterfiet? Can't be THAT! in reply to imrphoto #
• Thanks @HaleyOdom for reminding me of this treasure! RT @LoriLuza: Luza Newz: Coochie Coochie Coo! http://bit.ly/bUdU6W #
• RT @TheJenATX: Just Don't: http://he-is-she-is-he.tumblr.com/post/802720768/dont #
• did someone say free breakfast? @SageERP: New blog post: Enforce punctuality to see profits http://goo.gl/9vop #
• RT @pagetx: 6 Tips To Instantly Improve Your Blog http://is.gd/drG6P #
• RT @howardowens 1 thing I'll say abt obits: They're not 4 the grieving. They're 4 rubberneckers. Drives page views. v @FreelanceAustin #
• Ok @twitter, the auto unfollows or lost follows are NOT cool. I'm MARRIED to @emil285 Can we "lock" who we follow in some way? #
• Nice peeps at Mother's Cafe & Garden. #
• LOL @HaleyOdom typed "spaz." Spell check changed it to "spay." Pretty sure the person who reads that email is going to get the wrong idea #
• Hey parents: If you kid is louder than my headphones, you need to tell him to use his "indoor" voice. What a little shit. #
• RT @FreeRangeKids Hang out with your non-parent pals: http://bit.ly/aJ1M1T (@LoriLuza you called it!) v @idodoodle #
• OK. I never know who celebrities are, but the one @emil285 just told me FLOORED me. WTF? How did even *I* not know THAT one??? #
• RT @KeepAustinWierd: We're hiring a PR Specialist on my team at Bazaarvoice! http://bit.ly/aZpLEB #austin (via @samdecker) #
• a-MEN! RT @PGM35_Paulette People will sometimes let you down and you can either forgive the ones you want and care to or let them go. #
• Dear Gmail, if you are going to hang this often, then build in your own damn REFRESH. #annoying #worsewhenusingavacationresponder #
• Dear [certain people], f you don't know what you want, I can only help you brainstorm. I will not ass-u-me what you like. #
• Oh, and BTW, "let's meet at Zilker" is practically meaningless. Why don't we just meet "by campus"? gah. #
• lastly, you don't get to wait until the day before to start suggesting any (and especially private) locations. ARRRRGH!!! #
• My inbox is far from zero, but at least my TweetDeck is clean! #
• Ok, last #annoying thing o'th night. Do you know HOW many wedding websites there are? No, I won't pay to be listed on them all! #
• Same 4 @BethylEthyl fr U Hawai'i @cecycorrea Univ Houston fail: Need a pw, they'll only send it via old/non-existent UH email addy! #
• Last night, I dreamed a baby 7' ostrich befriended me. He'd come when I called, follow me, and snuggle. He was uuuuuuber soft. #
• On another note, if you are a morning person, are you tolerant/respectful of your night-owl friends? Vise-versa? #
• RT @incslinger: @IleenieWeenie Oh boy, you need to come back from the dark side! #attfail #
• RT @baddmom: OH at meeting today: Raising a problem without a solution is nothing more than being bitchy. #
• One more question for you all: How do you handle a client who simply CAN NOT use the Internet? I don't even have phone/paper processes. #
• @84jordan IME, morning people hate us night owls, but we don't care that they get up at the ass crack of dawn. in reply to 84jordan #
• gah. EFF you, telemarketing designed to seem real. Go to hell. Oh, wait, you're already there, aren't you? #
• Why do companies list a fax number these days? I'm the dork that calls it by accident. #
• @84jordan no no no. the point is that if a "guru" tries to "sell" you on their "reach" they are lying. (or at least grossly exaggerating). in reply to 84jordan #
• @84jordan no one reads every thing every day. You will miss stuff and so will your audience and so will THEIR audience. in reply to 84jordan #
• @andreaschulle @TheJenATX You girls are crazy with that stuff. I can't imagine the taste (and don't like OJ for masking). in reply to andreaschulle #
• @84jordan And THAT is a different blog post. I'm sure she has some on that or will have, soon. in reply to 84jordan #
• OMG ROFLMAO!!! @oatmeal Dear Slnky – The Oatmeal http://bit.ly/bqmVs4 #
• I sense a Fail Whale in our near future. Twitter just slowed WAAAAY down for me. #
• @coffeyfiend I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I wonder if they log how many hangups their fax machines get? in reply to coffeyfiend #
• RIP our friend via a friend, Smokey. He lived a spoiled 17 years. In kitty heaven: chase mice & birds. Purr. Take naps. We'll miss you! #
• @andreaschulle @TheJenATX it's aspirin, though, right? My allergist told me to cut out all aspirin. in reply to andreaschulle #
• @omarg thiniking of you all…. #
• I love where we live. Just heard a guy use 2 expletives loudly while chatting w/his (also uniformed) co-worker. Here, no one cares. #
• Dammit. Brought the laptop to work between sessions. Battery dead. The "good" end of the power cord is at home. Client late. Hot. Bored. #
• BABY red-eared slider! Better now. #
• Humming bird! Too fast to photograph, though. #
• RT @baddmom: SM is not a checklist item on your day, it's how you communicate #
• @IleenieWeenie I'm so sorry for the loss of your friend. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• RT @slogerot: Best. License Plate. Ever. Spotted on the way home today: OMG BBQ #
• U know who comes out of ths Gulf mess looking the worst? Aquaman. whr the fuck has he bn, training sea bass? Aquadouche.v @RexHuppke #
• previous/Aquadouche Tweet discovered/RT'd by @AmberAusten2 Thanks for sharing a late-night giggle, Amber! #
• Hey TX license plate 405 XYL : cigarette butts are litter. Asshole. #
• Such FUN! RT @IleenieWeenie: I follow @LoriLuza with @AsYouWish because she let me paint her shirt with wine in the bathroom. #FF #
• @unklar OMG Thank YOU. I had some link forever ago, but it disappeared. Bookmarking it on my phone RIGHT NOW! in reply to unklar #
• RT @takingcharge: Whoever came up with this is a genius. An evil one, but a genius nonetheless: http://linkbaitgenerator.com #
• @cecycorrea I "Make it Delicious" in reply to cecycorrea #
• @Pats4Me No KIDDING! in reply to Pats4Me #
• @Pats4Me I am pretty sure I got bonafide heat exhaustion yesterday afternoon chasing the most active 1 year old I've ever met. in reply to Pats4Me #
• @Pats4Me Oh noes. Funny how A/C never goes out in the early spring or late fall. Always at the HOTTEST time of year. in reply to Pats4Me #
• RT @Pats4Me: And I wish EVERY ONE OF YOU beautiful people a super fantastic weekend! Be safe and have fun! : ) #
• @IleenieWeenie That video is GREAT! in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• Maybe more people "playing" on Twitter today: How do you handle clients who can't (really) use the Internet? #
• LOL! funny Ilene! RT @IleenieWeenie You like shrinking heads too?? RT @KurtScholle ..Nice to meet you…We have similar interests. #
• @84jordan I agree completely, but she already paid. If she can't sched appt, how will she view images online? #wedontspeakthesamelanguage in reply to 84jordan #
• @84jordan Even when we book via phone (4x), she won't look at her own calendar and ends up canceling due to conflict. in reply to 84jordan #
• I might be. Dep on day. @HaleyOdom 2am tweet up at Magnolia for those of us that never sleep. Who's in? #ATX #
• @HaleyOdom @wesley83 @jeremya @DrewCarls That or a Fri pm / Sat am would probably work for me. in reply to HaleyOdom #
• Whooo HOOOO my fave holiday! RT @jaylee: Just got back from the Party Store on Studemont @ I-10. They're already prepping for Halloween! #
• guy across from me is wearing two sets of headphones to block out noise, but is beating the CRAP out of his backspace key. #
• @IleenieWeenie @myerman Looking forward to reading that one. I have one who can't use the Internet. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @IleenieWeenie & @HaleyOdom did you two plan together? If I got to #MadMenTweetup i'll have to sit in the #peanutgallery #
• @HaleyOdom @jeremya @wesley83 @DrewCarls #sadpanda I'll have miss. We'll be out of town. in reply to HaleyOdom #
• @IleenieWeenie @HaleyOdom pshaw! There is time for a nap in between. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @IleenieWeenie What kind of keg did you buy & what time does the painting party start? I'll help. Brush in 1 hand, beer in the other. ;P LOL #
• I hate the way I shake after being dehydrated and overheated. I'm should start charging a premium for summer sessions. #
• RT @funnyoneliners: After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast. #
• @IleenieWeenie ha! I also figured Bill would be categorically opposed to a keg coupled with a house full of people. LOL in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• The ten germiest objects. (not statistically valid, probably, but still good to know.) http://bit.ly/doqD3A #
• @Larion LOL. Larion, DUDE. Your tweets CRACK me UP! #lonelytweet in reply to Larion #
• @stealingsand Nope. The soap dispenser in the bathroom is #1 in reply to stealingsand #
• @stealingsand Oh, your Japanese night sounds divine! in reply to stealingsand #
• @Rocknrealty Great to hear an update with such good news! in reply to Rocknrealty #
• Lucky me! Impromptu gathering with @Haute4Cake whoo hooooo! #
• Thank goodness I have the sense to keep Saturdays closed. I need both the rest (POOL!) and to catch up (EDIT) tomorrow. #
• OMG OMG OMG. Someone I know from 1997-99 is in "my" neighborhood bar. I'm hiding. I do NOT want to see her. #
• @HaleyOdom um at 2am on Saturday night/sunday morning that weekend, i'll be partying with my husband's classmates. HS Reunion! LOL in reply to HaleyOdom #
• Heh. She's now three seats away and facing me & hasn't recognized me, yet. weight gain FTW, LOL. #
• @HaleyOdom Lame is you picking the one of the only weekends in months that I can't slumber party! ;P in reply to HaleyOdom #
• Taco coma. Nom! Thank you, Torchy's. #
• @stealingsand teee heeee heeeee, you'll just have to come visit! in reply to stealingsand #
• @IleenieWeenie How's painting going? #
• Apparently there's a Pool Nazi. I've never seen 'em check IDs b4. She let me slide when I showed her my keys. Guess I need to find ID. #

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