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• RT @sir_smashington: Man, #TheU is out there in full force! #
• Oh When Da Saints, Go Marching IN! yippie! #theU #gocanes #
• These last couple of days, I've really missed @SostaKitty. I even seen shadows of her at home. Love you, Kitten. #
• @EasyDinnerDiva OMG you need to see the most recent episode of Bones to go with your conspiracy/mystery question! #
• Come on, ISP, It's a little 5-minute YouTube video. Quit lagging during the music and dialoge. What the…? #
• yes, @timewarner & time warner cable, I'm talking about YOU! #
• I was getting sleepy and pondering a Diet Coke (in spite of #nocaffeine) when a phone call got me all excited! yay! #
• Something is wrong with the light at 183 & Avery Ranch Blvd. Sat through the light four times. #
• LOL RT @laniar @IleenieWeenie actually i know for a fact that if you didn't overcomplicate it, you could EASILY handle the technology! #
• @Pats4Me Oh, how SWEET!!! in reply to Pats4Me #
• Dear bn.com Your search box is pretty, but the graphic can be slow to load on WiFi. Why so graphic intensive aka heavy/slow? #
• RT @crredwards: Dear Old Couple Who Just Walked By Hand-in-Hand: Thank you. You've made me smile. #
• @coffeyfiend I did happen to see that one today! LOL @ LOLCATS! in reply to coffeyfiend #
• RT @stephensurefire Thank god the Apple media event is tmrw so tech journalists can stop writing rumors abt Apple tablet #
• RT @AhhPhotography: Why do we say “heads up” when we actually duck? #
• I'm at 219 West w/ @maczter. http://4sq.com/4ifz1M #
• OH at #MediaLeaders It's not my fault you can't remember the safe word! #
• me,2! @annamunoz if any of u watch the #apple announcement 2day will u @ me a quick msg if they announce iPhone is going to Verizon? Thanks! #
• @AmberAusten2 I don't know. I heard they weren't going to stream it, but I was hoping to find a hashtag, at least. in reply to AmberAusten2 #
• RT @maczter: @daveiam We need to start a Social Media Brunch. 6AM alarms are for the birds. #
• RT @emil285 It could be named iGotOneAndYouDont, but that's kind of long. How'bout iPot, iWhite, iSliver, iDig, iBox, iHand, or iCan. #
• RT @FailAds Stop Sexing the Dolphins and Fishes http://bit.ly/9dqUKG #funny #LOL #
• t-minus 3 hours to #apple and I just had my first twitter hiccup. Gonna be a long day, I fear. #
• How 20 Popular Websites looked way back when they launched http://bit.ly/7suR (via @Mindclay @cecycorrea) #
• Today: expecting the biggest tablet announcement since…Moses (via @Mooniac @futureshox) #
• RT @chrispt: AT&T? Seriously #Apple, didn't you learn your lesson? #
• LOL! @baddmom @jenztweets iPad now with wings #
• Maybe #apple named the new tablet the iPad because they knew it would generate so much convo on Twitter. #
• it's getting to be that time: when the afternoon starts to nag me to have a Diet Coke #nocaffeine Be Strong, Lori. Be strong! #
• @atbushnell Thanks. Started off with a VERY busy day when I had none, so I took advantage. #nocaffeine in reply to atbushnell #
• Me, too. @MikeDizel would have liked to see a #Verizon #iPhone #apple #
• @bendruckerphoto Yeah, but that might be all it's good for….and I have a laptop that does that nicely. in reply to bendruckerphoto #
• @slavetofashion Here you go: http://twitpic.com/zy57q teee heee heeeeee…. in reply to slavetofashion #
• I wonder if #apple knows MadTV spoofed #iPad over a year ago http://bit.ly/cYLYRs via @cortneyjames #funny #spoof #
• @slavetofashion You are welcome! You are one FUNNY girl! in reply to slavetofashion #
• RT @cmmacias 10 Hurricanes selected to the Pro Bowl, most of any other college team! #
• RT @IleenieWeenie @loriluza @jenztweets @incslinger Finally- something to wear to the next tweetup. http://bit.ly/9ZcSRW #
• I just ordered the new @ileenieweenie tshirt from @zazzle – http://www.zazzle.com/235459581958549368?rf=238185745662950071 #
• …and I used http://bit.ly/d3rtJx to save 10% with the code HOLIDAYSURV2 on my new @IleenieWeenie tshirt! #
• RT @rikomatic Seven reasons why a hackintoshed Dell Mini kicks iPad's butt http://bit.ly/dBa1zk (via @LPT @SheilaS) #
• I just canceled an appt b/c insurance doesn't cover a customized $345 product only available by prescription. WTF? bastages. #
• I just ousted tiffany l. as the mayor of Iron Cactus on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/8rVE5p #
• RT @IleenieWeenie …join me & @loriluza for blogging Tues @ Mozart's? 10:30-12:30 We'll have a quiet table 4 worker bees & a chatty table #
• @galleryofpets Opal Divine's is one. in reply to galleryofpets #
• @IleenieWeenie no worries. I'll do my best to arrive early, too. #
• @galleryofpets Rudy's isn't bad. Torchy's isn't far on Mesa & Spicewood Springs. NOM! in reply to galleryofpets #
• @BryanPerson I'm also in NW ATX and don't hear it. Hopefully, my neighborhood is next! in reply to BryanPerson #
• RAIN! yay! makes me sleepy! #
• @jeremya Yeah, and you shouldn't talk on the phone or use the Internet, either…but whatevs. in reply to jeremya #
• @bendruckerphoto Awwww… Thanks! I tweet most of my photo stuff on @asyouwish #ff in reply to bendruckerphoto #
• @PhilTarver wow! Thanks for the wonderful #ff! in reply to PhilTarver #
• RT @KeepAustinWierd #FF @GoodLifeTeam @Randycohen @ILH_IGH @givingcity @oscardavila @kutaustin @kanter @SweetLeafApril @MyABJ @IBuyAustin #
• I <3 Verizon RT @mccurtin Dear AT&T, pls get off ur thumb & fix ur spotty #Austin network! Signed, long-time cust.(starting 2 wonder why) #
• Dilemma! #
• RT @Pats4Me: Ok…you know me…I just had to go outside to watch the snow come down! Now my hair is wet! Blast! #
• Thank you!, @stealingsand! I am so honored to be on that list! yay! #followFriday #
• We make a great team, huh? @BuyHome RT @SheilaS: @loriluza @jrlaughlin @tristanls @buyhome – computer analysis awesomeness! #
• Bad news: Knocked over a ~half gallon o pinesol(#flylady swish)Good news: guest bathroom floor is VERY clean.Best news: a free *cough* high #
• @jenztweets YAY for YOU. Congratulations! #
• @JordanSellsRE Oh, but you see, I was trying to just pick up a few things. Wasn't going to do so much cleaning! LOL in reply to JordanSellsRE #
• @VanBurenMom Yeah, @purrrrrl isn't too happy, but @turtleor doesn't seem to care. in reply to VanBurenMom #
• @omarg have you seen/heard anything about volunteer photographers for #SXSW? I've been looking for that announcement all year. Can't find. #
• @emil285 "We"? I don't think so! You knocked it from the half wall upstairs to the floor below! in reply to emil285 #
• true DAT! @K2daV @jenztweets homemade gifts to give = priceless. #
• @IleenieWeenie ..and I don't even have my shirt, yet! LOL. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @emil285 True…but are you really going to blame me for trying to keep our home clean? hhhhmmmmmm??? in reply to emil285 #
• @imrphoto @omarg I learned about it last year…but can't find the info. Was a sweet gig. Hard work but nice bennies. #sxsw in reply to imrphoto #
• @jenztweets LOL. Yeah, @IleenieWeenie can talk about Mr. Weenie, too, but @emil285 has and USES his twitter account! in reply to jenztweets #
• RT @canemutiny5x So what's that now? 11 'Canes in the Pro Bowl? What other school can say that?? #TheU #Canes #ProBowl via @SonofPeru #
• @austindirtydog Did you need to wash YOUR dog? in reply to austindirtydog #
• haven't been very good about the #nocaffeine, but the most I've had in any one day in the last week is 16oz. So much better than before! #
• @omarg @ScottAllen That's what I did last year and my head was STILL spinning. in reply to omarg #
• RT @Lileks Make-you-old-fact: in "Back to the Future," before he was shot by Libyans, Doc Brown was headed . . . to 2010! via @crewt #
• Roller Derby. Yeah! Hot girls. Cold beer. Live music. #Austin #ATX #
• OH at roller derby: She's got a wall of Putas ahead of her! #
• Lovin' the Nematoads. Their music is like James Bond meets Johnny B Goode! #

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• "Why does everything have to be so hard?" -Avenue Q #
• I just ousted @captainkirkw as the mayor of Bone Daddy's on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/4xor9h #
• "If you are going to pay for sex, it better be dirty, because at home, the laundry is folded." -Brother Love on @keithandthegirl #
• RT @JimKitzmiller: Kindness is contagious. Start an epidemic. #
• @TheJenATX HA. My /fave/ is when they switch from a bike/car lane to a pedestrian sidwalk and then back again. #jessayin in reply to TheJenATX #
• anybody feeling geeky today? I need help with custom CSS on my Headway theme. #
• @JitterbugJG no worries….we did! missed you, though! in reply to JitterbugJG #
• @LaniAR glad you got it. Îf ever I can be of help…..I'm there for YOU! in reply to LaniAR #
• RT @D_Stro: A category on Jeopardy tonight! Answer: What is swagger #TheU #Canes http://tweetphoto.com/9045192 #
• RT @funnyoneliners: I can rise and shine. But not at the same time. #
• RT @crredwards RT @KXAN_News A goat rams into a California strip club: http://tinyurl.com/yzfbe5u ??amend headline to incl "horny"?? LOL #
• I hate banks. BBVA Compass online services are _still_ down from weekend upgrades. I'm dead in the water with events to prep for. #
• @bbvacompass Thanks for the note, but I need to be able to SEE my accounts and transfer money. Branch printouts are useless garbled "code" in reply to bbvacompass #
• We're sorry. CompassPC is temporarily unavailable. via @bbvacompass and compasscb.com #ihatebanks #
• RT cc @mherzber RT @technosailor I need a place to crash in Miami from Feb 19-21. Please DM or email aaron?at?technosailor?dot?com. Thx #
• We're sorry. CompassPC is temporarily unavailable. via @bbvacompass [Still????] #
• I was having a bit of a stressful afternoon getting ready for our THREE events this week….thanks to @keithandthegirl for making me laugh!! #
• @michaelpearsun I would if I could be in two places at once, but we scheduled our event before they changed the meeting pattern. in reply to michaelpearsun #
• @bbvacompass Thank you. I'm in and can transfer money between accounts. I appreciate your efforts to make this happen "now". Thanks! in reply to bbvacompass #
• OMG @emil285 just referred to himself as a "player"…from back in his single days! LOL and ahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha #
• Watching The Big Bang Theory with @emil285 DAMN I love me some Chuck Lorre! #
• RT @Cospace Don't forget, it is Jelly time tomorrow, 11-2. http://www.cospaceatx.com. #
• @jenztweets I'm "it" at Brainstormers today, so I can't go to #Jelly, either. #
• RT @chrisfixedkitty QotD "…Spring is…a giant plant orgy, but only once a year. & it makes me have hayfever." -me, @ botanical gardens #
• @jenztweets Oh, I don't know that you're "not missing anything". LOL! in reply to jenztweets #
• RT @KeepAustinWierd @cbs11news BREAKING: 1 person in custody aft shots fired on steps of State Capitol in Austin. No injuries reported. #
• RT @CierraJesperson: Beautiful day in #Austin. Love working outside! http://twitpic.com/z3g2t #
• @JordanSellsRE Creepy MLM = pushy "team leader" who cares more about your being on their team than about the value of the product. #
• @JordanSellsRE #
• @JordanSellsRE Friendly MLM = believes in the product (regardless of the down-line) & the way it can improve your business or personal life. #
• @TheJenATX Could be worse…. @emil285 ATE rocks when he was Short Boy's age. in reply to TheJenATX #
• Exactly HOW MANY times today am I going to need my favorite online dictionary? http://onelook.com/ #
• @futureshox Oh, HOW CUTE! in reply to futureshox #
• RT @TheJenATX: Oh to have a convertible on a day like today! Perfection! #whyaustin #
• RT @austintweetups Announcing Roller Derby Tweetup! Get Your Derby On! Feb 28, '10 http://bit.ly/7xuFYg #atxgydo #twtvite #
• @BethylEthyl I'd love to incorporate #46 into your session! I have some great ideas for doing that! in reply to BethylEthyl #
• @BethylEthyl It's like it was @BethylEthyl day on @grouponaustin LOL! in reply to BethylEthyl #
• new fod in an old place! (@ Torchy's Tacos) http://4sq.com/7LW8W4 #
• @andreaschulle Yeah, but she says she's in Dallas when she does. @IleenieWeenie in reply to andreaschulle #
• @IleenieWeenie How's g'ma holding up? #
• @LaniAR Well of course they think that a Texas Tech! Look at their culture and unofficial religious influence. in reply to LaniAR #
• I briefly considered TxTech 4 a PhD pgm. Trashed the catalog when I read req 2b a full-time student. They assume I'm independently wealthy? #
• @jeremya oh, not me, but @emil285 loves them and has several faves. You should hit him up. in reply to jeremya #
• @IleenieWeenie oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. I was hoping for a turn for the better. You are both in my heart and thoughts. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @IleenieWeenie Still, thinking of you all….and hoping it's a long while before it hits anyone else close. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @jmlinhart LOL! in reply to jmlinhart #
• Even your Chihuahua can tweet – http://shar.es/aTRta #
• @IleenieWeenie Do you read the annual Mindset List? http://www.beloit.edu/mindset/ #imold in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• #ff @galleryofpets Follow Friday and Im almost to 500! Any more pet lovers out there in Austin want to follow? Thanks! #
• RT @maczter: Let’s all do our best to make this a fitting soundtrack for 2010 – http://bit.ly/8xMoTI #
• Would someone please tell college students that LinkedIn isn't facebook? #
• @maczter I just got a request from a girl I talked to ONCE ~3 years ago. I don't know how they think either behavior is ok….? in reply to maczter #
• time to tackle some laundry and get some fresh air on this beautiful day! #
• @SmartStorming LOL! You might be on to something, there! in reply to SmartStorming #
• @futureshox awwww, thanks! #FF in reply to futureshox #
• @TBlinkedin thanks for the RT! in reply to TBlinkedin #
• forgot to mention. Yesterday was more adrenaline than caffeine, so today I took advantage. No Diet Coke yet! #nocaffeine #
• RT @maczter: “Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back.” —Arthur Rubinstein #
• RT @AhhPhotography: Whose idea was it to put an S in the word lisp?     #
• RT @JennyBeebs: Chuck Norris can tweet 141 words on Twitter #
• Time for Restaurant Explorers! Tonight: Fortune Chinese Seafood Restaurant at the corner of Lamar & Breaker #austin #atx #
• I'm bittersweet glad to see all the #cedarfever Tweets. Hasn't hit me as hard as I'd feared when we chose to move to #austin #atx. #
• @FortuneATX HI! I was with the group of 10 adults near the entrance to the dining room. I had the eggplant stuffed with shrimp! NOM! in reply to FortuneATX #
• @jeremya Drobo is your friend, Dude! in reply to jeremya #
• @SewSister LOL! I <3 wasabi almost anything! NOM. in reply to SewSister #
• I don't care what species it is, if it's a baby, it's cute….even human ones! LOL #
• @jeremya how can you need more than what a drobo can hold? in reply to jeremya #
• 2day, Had a reg DietCoke w/part o'a refill. Woke up early. @ lunch/supper, I was strong (w/o a caf/sug free option) & drank H2O #nocaffeine #
• @jeremya ahhhhh yes, maybe you don't need Drobo, yet…… in reply to jeremya #

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Wow. What a week it has been! And it’s just Thursday.

1. Tuesday was our (mine and Beth’s) little Taste of Dream Dinners party. As You Wish provided updated headshots/avatars to those in attendance. Another friend, Victoria sold her necklaces. It was small, but valuable for each of us involved. I have been too slow at getting those images processed.
2. Wednesday, I was “it” at my monthly Brainstormers group. I presented a problem: how to market to school-age kids, Tweens, and teens and their parents. Through a process that adheres to the rules of Brainstorming, I was literally bouncing up and down at all the fabulous ideas. I can’t wait to implement some of them. I was also happy to see that my brainstorming topic was one that could apply to a lot of the members of the group.
3. Thursday morning I had an interview for a great job—-I’ve kept my job search a bit on the down-low, I’ve had enough bad bosses/jobs thankyouverymuch [1]—-as an Education Coordinator…but as it turns out, it has a 75% travel time. I could easily be gone Monday-Friday for three weeks of every month. If I get an offer from them, we will have to consider it very carefully.
4. Thursday all day, As You Wish was the Groupon.com deal of the day for Austin. As of this writing, I have 90 portrait sessions from new clients for the Austin area! And, my business name has been in front of 44,000+ Austin members today. In addition, I also got a new Senior Ambassador, and I sold a Womb-to-Bloom portrait series that includes a maternity session, newborn session, 3-6-9 month sessions, and a first birthday session complete with balloons and CAKE! (Maybe #3 isn’t so important, after all…?). Whew! Late in the day, I learned that a potential bride and a close friend were on the list of those who purchased Groupons. Thank you, both. You “warm the cockles of my cockles”. [2] Ack! I just checked again and it’s up to 95!!

There have been several other happy moments this week: I was selected to serve on two committees for the Nuptial Essentials Association of Wedding Professionals; I’m going to be working with great folks on both of those! And, my new friend, Hilarie, gave me some excellent feedback on a challenging aspect of my website, which I took to heart and applied fully. Just a few days later, I was able to return the favor to her in the form of reviewing her “audition” piece for a graphic design job. She was pleased with the feedback and genuinely considered my thoughts. She and I are on to something, here… There were others, too. It’s been a week of amazing moments.

When will my world stop spinning? I can only handle this adrenaline rush for a little while longer. At the same time, it sure is a spinning a web of happiness; a web that I know will catch me when I fall.

“If my friends could see me, now!” Oh wait; you can! You just did!

Oh, and BTW, adrenaline and/or sheer excitement is an easy fix for a caffeine dependency. I’ve barely had any today and have hardly noticed. How do I get THAT side effect more often

Happy Weekend, everyone!

• Need handywork done in south Austin or San Marcos? Stepdad could really use the work no matter how small. DM @laniar please. #
• @KnittingPattrns …maybe. I don't know anyone but you who knits fast, however. What is your expected return? in reply to KnittingPattrns #
• @jenztweets…maybe. I don't know anyone but you who knits fast, however. What is your expected return? #
• Dear web devs, pls make phone #s & contact info text so we can copy/paste it. Graphics r pretty, but not functional. Thx! #
• @AmberAusten Yay for Macs. We have four and love them all…even the one that's had problems. in reply to AmberAusten #
• @jenztweets Let me ask my group tonight. What's it of? #
• Starving. And at least two hours from food. #
• Seeing downtown Austin in the sunset light. LOVELY! #
• nom! (@ Odaku Sushi) http://4sq.com/8scrt2 #
• RT @hurricanesports Both Miami basketball teams crack the AP Poll: Men at 23 & women at 25. #TheU #gocanes via @D_Stro #
• @galleryofpets Thank you very much for the cat food recommendation last week. She loves it! Outstanding customer service! #
• RT @thmatx 50% off for any meals dated 1/12 or 1/13. Come and get em!!!! http://bit.ly/5Gogx3 #
• Ok, interwebs, today is NOT the day for you to not work fast/quick/well. come ON. #
• Ditto! I want some of that! @SummerH @slavetofashion red-lips…never found a red that works for my coloring. #
• @jordansellsre can NOT wait!!! #
• WTF? for crying out LOUD! #
• I was changing @turtleor's water when his heater melted the holder, then cracked, then broke in two. He took a bit of a jolt. Poor baby! #
• I really don't get "new/interweb" etiquette when it comes to RSVPing for an event. We need a head count for food. #
• I just became the mayor of Gallery of Pets on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/6KwfwC #
• Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Eeeewwwww…. #
• I'm at @igniteaustin #IA1 Why aren't YOU? #
• Ha! That guy over there looks like Chris Noth! #IA1 #
• The @otherinbox owner Joshua Baer is giving a great preso on elecctric cars! #IA1 #
• @slavetofashion I wish you were here for this one!
  #IA1 #CLASSY #
• Dude next to me: be still. Quit rocking the whole row. Girl behind me: shut up. #
• @emil285 LOL Wish we could make that tweet public!!! LOL #
• 9 women can not have a baby in 1 month @whurly also, they pick the shovel when they want the hole. #
• @laniar @laniar @laniar @laniar @laniar @laniar @laniar @laniar @laniar @laniar @laniar @laniar @laniar @laniar @bennrosales, too #IA1 #
• OMG @laniar's preso rocks! #
• @laniar yeah, I left right after the last one…long week. Tired. Big things coming up! #
• @atbushnell Hey, I think you either dangled a modifier or may have used some positive form of a double negative in that tweet! #coworking in reply to atbushnell #
• @michaelcummings Ditto for Atlanta. (but last time I was there, they always asked, "..sweet or un, Hon?" LOL in reply to michaelcummings #
• ack! #
• @atbushnell please do! I meant is as such! Happy coworking! @Cospace!!! #coworking in reply to atbushnell #
• @PGM35 for personal blogging not on your own site, I like http://posterous.com/ the best. #
• @SheilaS BBS's are still around? I don't think I've seen one since 1993!! #
• @BethylEthyl Thai Ginger Beef is one of our favorites on the Dream Dinners' menu! in reply to BethylEthyl #
• RT @SheilaS Yes, it's Jelly Coworking Round Rock today, 11-2 at Star Co on Main downtown. #roundrockjelly Info: http://is.gd/5NpXJ #
• RT @IleenieWeenie Mon. tweetup @ Dominican Joe's on S. Cong! Jan. 18th 2-5pm 20% of sales benefit Haiti. http://bit.ly/8RJFkU Pls RT. #
• RT @AmberAusten When they convert your old gyno office into a Mexican food place #restaurantfail [LOL LOL LOL] #
• How does anyone get to be a real live grownup without learning to Copy/Paste and then end up editing a website???? #
• Thanks for the RTs, @WriterWriter & @zachvat! I found her predicament quite perplexing! #
• @slavetofashion Thanks so much for the #FF in reply to slavetofashion #
• @slavetofashion OMG Hope everyone is ok and that the cars are easily/cheaply repaired! in reply to slavetofashion #
• Hey @mherzber , this 1's 4 u! RT @GrammarGirl Where grammar & comics meet! http://bit.ly/6TrNfx #
• @IleenieWeenie Well, you are a dork, but that's not the only reason. *mwah* in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @austindirtydog Of Wally's "present"??????? in reply to austindirtydog #
• ….LONG day. Time for some wine and to start Season 3 of Dexter from Netflix. laters. #
• @austindirtydog No kidding on THAT….I think it's why I didn't recognize you when we met IRL. in reply to austindirtydog #
• @jenztweets Is there a link to this new cute free pattern? in reply to jenztweets #
• Going to have to try THOSE someday! RT @janica spicy cucumber margaritas made with jalapeno syrup. #
• @jenztweets ooops THERE it is! in reply to jenztweets #
• @Pats4Me I almost always go for salty over sweet: creamy sauces, chips/crackers, breads, mmmm… in reply to Pats4Me #
• @Pats4Me Twitter connections are strong and powerful. Virutally all my new friends in Austin, I met through Twitter. in reply to Pats4Me #
• #foursquare gives a whole new meaning to the question, "Are we there, yet?" #
• @Pats4Me I can't imagine why not! I'd love to meet you and will probably be hanging around SxSWi quite a bit. in reply to Pats4Me #

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Here is a texting conversation between me, and let’s say, someone named Charlie:

Jan 12 8:07am CHARLIE: Eww my finger stinks. What should I do?

Jan 12 8:08am ME: Ask someone else to smell it.

Jan 12 8:09am CHARLIE: Is that a paid service?

Jan 12 8:10am ME: Kinda. They will either smell it or pull it. They will not wash it though.

Jan 12 8:12am CHARLIE: Hmmm well maybe i should ask your mom then?

Jan 12 8:14am ME: Sure…oh wait, your mom just rolled over in bed and said she would take care of it. Once she is through with her business though.

Jan 12 8:16am CHARLIE: What are you doing still in bed?

Jan 12 8:16am ME: That is kind of personal. You should ask your mom.
Jan 12 8:18am ME: Are you off today or just waisting tax payers maoney?

Jan 12 8:24am CHARLIE: I’m pulling into work, which if you are going to be my new daddy, you should be doing too and not lounging around in bed!

Jan 12 8:26am ME: I have been at work since you started all this. I expect a super father’s day gift this year….

Jan 12 8:26am CHARLIE: Ass
Jan 12 8:28am CHARLIE: So ill see you at rosa’s around 11:45?

Jan 12 8:29am ME: So, you started with smelly finger and end with ass. I think you have answered your own question. Yeah, we will be at Rosa, but closer to noon.

So, there ends another successful word exchange using modern technology.

• healthy Dream Dinner: herb roasted chicken breast, w/a tiny serving of their baby roasters potatoes, & a healthy serving of green peas. NOM! #
• arg. Yelp is so frustrating! #
• @austindirtydog Yeah, it was arguing with me that I had too much punctuation, but it's part of my shtick. "As You Wish… " in reply to austindirtydog #
• @maczter & @mrsmaczter I'm so sorry for your loss. Thinking of you all. #
• why is facebook only wonky when I need it to work correctly/efficiently? #
• @jmlinhart that must be it! If you ever want to be frustrated, create a facebook event or a Yelp special offer. grrrrr. in reply to jmlinhart #
• @maczter I hope so too. Sending comfort you way. #
• watching It's Alive with @emil285. What a creepy effin' movie!!! #
• Nom! I also love soup! @TheJenATX I think I'll set out some chicken & make a nice chicken noodle soup tomorrow. #Ilovetomakesoup #
• brrrr Austin: Temp 33.8deg; Wind 15mph; feels like 23.6 degrees!!!! brrrrrrrr #
• @jmlinhart Yeah, we made the mistake 1 year of using a site similar to eVite for Luzaween. Almost no one got the invitation. in reply to jmlinhart #
• I am completely overwhelmed and can't seem to get anything done. I'm going to find a change of venue and see if that helps. #
• Well THAT didn't work! #
• @PGM35 I was trying to reshape my yarn holder. I shrunk it and made it far worse. in reply to PGM35 #
• RT @djej1 @tedhill Attorney says UM RB G. Cooper could have case if he sues city for Citrus Bowl conditions. http://bit.ly/8WOuvF #theu #
• @Larion I haven't heard….was just RTing what I saw. in reply to Larion #
• @SostaKitty I miss you. #
• @Larion My degrees are from #theU, too. I found a lot of fans/alumni on Twitter. #gocanes in reply to Larion #
• @annamunoz so THAT's why we get your Tweets in little groups! in reply to annamunoz #
• @Larion Acceptance is GREAT; I wouldn't have gotten in with today's admission standards, I don't think. in reply to Larion #
• @Larion Scholarships & devoted teacher/parents is how I could afford to undergrad. Then, I worked for #theU so my MSEd was free. in reply to Larion #
• @Larion I bet! I'd have just died. I really needed to be there. in reply to Larion #
• Hey, meetup.com I love the "print ticket" option. Is that new? Shiny! #
• @Larion LOL. Can you believe Miami doesn't offer a bachelor's degree in Kineseology? Lots of athletes were Business Law in my day. in reply to Larion #
• @Larion so where DID you end up going to school? in reply to Larion #
• @Larion is that an HBCU? in Georgia, right? You should finish….so many online programs, nowadays… in reply to Larion #
• @Larion heck, you could finish at #theU ! did you play football for Morehouse? in reply to Larion #
• @TheJenATX What time should I be over for supper??? in reply to TheJenATX #
• Baby, it's cold outside! #ATX #
• ok, y'all time for CroKnit @TheDigPub See you Tweeps later. #
• Taking @TheJenATX's advice and cleaning off some old Tweeple who (seem to have abandoned) Twitter. #
• @ATXfoodnews I use SocialOomph.com to keep those at bay by vetting my followers. Untweeps finds those who haven't tweeted in 16-nn days. in reply to ATXfoodnews #
• @mherzber yeah, but since the teams are both black/gold, how can you tell? in reply to mherzber #
• @crredwards Pehaps they hate you, but other adults are glad you are PARENTING your children. in reply to crredwards #
• @ATXfoodnews You're welcome. Yeppers U can! Can even set thresholds so it'll "predict" how you'll follow/ignore/spam 4 faster processing. in reply to ATXfoodnews #
• @mherzber LOL. Are the Ga Tech fans wearing metallic (lamae?) tshirts? in reply to mherzber #
• So tired of this recurring headache. Die #cedar, die. #
• @aggiediva that's what all the Tweeps in ATX claim it is….. in reply to aggiediva #
• looking for @mherzber in the #iowa section on the braodcast of the Orange Bowl. #
• @Pats4Me are y'all also watching Body of Lies? I'm not a fan of it….left the room to do work, actually! in reply to Pats4Me #
• @Pats4Me Oh, yeah, I knew from the friends who liked it not to bother seeing that one. LOL! in reply to Pats4Me #
• congrats #iowa. Good game. #
• BIG week. Calendar organizing to the nth degree. #
• LOL SU@O!!! @LaniAR ..cool concept! http://bit.ly/69ONbn now how can i put MYmom to work to make me money (that's legal?) (shut up @omarg). #
• @roybragg Better than the Red Foreman level of "Dumbass." #dubmass in reply to roybragg #
• I has an owie. #
• @annamunoz a doc who can have emergencies or just a doc seeing patients all day? I'd ask at 20 mins and then be more direct at 30. in reply to annamunoz #
• @roybragg see, I knew that about you! ..and remember #6 getting in trouble for calling one of the others a dumbass. in reply to roybragg #
• Wow. Talk about wasteful. H&M throws away unworn clothing http://bit.ly/5M1nOp via @getanna @Think_LED @dannyjseo #
• @JordanSellsRE Yeah, I'm with you, there….have HATED Outlook when I did "have" to use it. Gmail can be set to go with your domain, too. in reply to JordanSellsRE #
• RT @crredwards RT @JustinRyan Knowledge is power, ignorance is bliss, insanity is fun as hell. #
• LOL at the NCIS reference to Twitter! "Tweeting, not Tweaking". #
• congratulations to Central Michigan and the 2xOT win. You and Troy both played a great game. #
• @JordanSellsRE Of course! You are one of my first calendar priorities! in reply to JordanSellsRE #
• RT @SheilaS Yes, there's Jelly Coworking in Round Rock tomorrow, Fri, 1/8 btwn 11-2 at Star Co on Main downtown http://is.gd/5NpX #
• When it rains, it pours! #
• @JordanSellsRE LOL. just in general…..BUSY. All good stuff for now, but slammed! in reply to JordanSellsRE #
• @TheJenATX LOL. Did you send the "crap on a cracker" expression to Lani for her Ingnite preso? @LaniAR in reply to TheJenATX #
• @annamunoz Hey, Anna, do you need a janitor's key ring so it's hooked to you at all times??? LOL in reply to annamunoz #
• Geek insults! RT @ChrisBatDell While Texas is a Twitter top trend, somewhere n AL some1's trying 2 make a Geocities fan site v/ @SheilaS #
• @Morganm36 Mine is GREAT, so far and getting better each day. Sending happy, productive, and energetic vibes your way! #2010 in reply to Morganm36 #
• @incslinger I have no idea, but I'm not playing that game….TMI coming from a business owner, me thinks. in reply to incslinger #
• @laniar i'm sorry corso picked your horns,
  #hookem #
• Watching the really violent scene in the movie 100 feet. Amazing special effects. #
• I am cooped up w/ a cold, but I now have a fabulous inspiration notebook for sessions & blogging! #AsYouWish #

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• Didn't know was possible 2 have blues that don't match 'til I saw a white Cowboys-themed xmas tree made w/too many diff't kinds of ornaments #
• @johnhummel no, they aren't rebuilding; they are adding. But IMO, they are all snakes. Hate that school/town. in reply to johnhummel #
• With neon 1-shlder sweatshirts & mix-matched socks! @VickiMazik Sneaker colors remind me of the 80s. http://twitpic.com/vhy4v #
• Sure has been a lonely Christmas w/out @SostaKitty. @emil285 found a show abt 101 kinds o cats–made it both better & worse. MISS YOU Sosta. #
• @michaelpearsun I don't want 2 start a burger place, but @jrlaughlin & I had a good idea 4 1 n @Cospace named CowSpace w/ an udder logo in reply to michaelpearsun #
• @austindirtydog even if I weren't from Austin, I'd follow you, 'cause you're cool and fun and genuine and real. *mwah* in reply to austindirtydog #
• @jeremya Hey, thanks for the GL wishes last night. I made it to sleep that time! Sending sleepy-when-it's-time vibes your way… in reply to jeremya #
• @YapplerStream When'll Apple finally dump AT&T? Service's gotten so bad AT&T site stopped selling iPhones in NYC http://ow.ly/QgEo #
• OK, so clearly I don't get Blip….cause I hate it. No song I ever want is "available". #
• @austindirtydog any time, Darlin' !!! in reply to austindirtydog #
• @austindirtydog Don't believe in the Flu shot, but I've had a cold & allergies this year. Today: allergies. #
• @jeremya um ~any. I just try to play what's on my "inbox screen". in reply to jeremya #
• @jeremya FireFox on a Mac. in reply to jeremya #
• @jeremya yeah, it's every song ever time. I'll try a refresh. stupid blip. I like Pandora. in reply to jeremya #
• Christmas must have WORN us OUT. We slept late, watch most of a movie, went back to sleep and just now woke up again. #
• Happy Birthday, @IleenieWeenie!! I hope your day has been wonderful! #
• RT @MotherJones 20 Things that Happen in 1 Minute http://bit.ly/4N2SzP via @annamunoz #
• RT @UppityKneegro: Oh shit its gameday. #TheU #
• Join Warriors Who Blog at Mozart's Coffee Roasters 10:30-12:30 today for writing/blogging/reading and collaborative work. #AWTWX #
• Map to Mozarts http://bit.ly/779H5U Warriors Who Blog @ Mozart's 10:30-12:30 today. Writing/blogging/reading/collaboratiion. #AWTWX #
• Sleet in ATX! wow! #austinweather #
• #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #theU #
• @coffeyfiend No, she's just doing a Vogue for the camera in those ones. in reply to coffeyfiend #
• Happiness is … a new hard drive for Drobo. #
• The [|_|] #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #GoCanes #theU #
• @coffeyfiend Oh, Burton is beautiful! Yes, I love that "it's me" look they can have. in reply to coffeyfiend #
• I just ousted @nfazekas as the mayor of The Daily Grill on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/1gaJE7 #
• #gocanes #theU (@ The Daily Grill) http://4sq.com/1gaJE7 #
• We've got some 'Canes over here! WHOOSH WHOOOSH! @dailygrill #atx #austin #theU #gocanes #
• @mickeygomez How is Sohpie sleeping through this game? #
• Hey Miami fans at the bowl game. Get off your butts and yell & cheer for our team! #gocanes #
• Coop, I'm so sorry! Ooooowwwwww! #gocanes #theU #
• RT @daktx2 After being down there, i can say that field conditions are shamefully bad. Äat the Miami v Wisconsin bowl gameÑ #gocanes #theU #
• Let's go 'Canes!!! 4th quarter is our's. Äl_lÑ #theU #gocanes #
• Hey #espn, that Texas commercial is really OLD already. #toomuch #toooften #notevengood #
• Has it been raining for a week in Orlando? What the heck is up with the field? #gocanes #theU #
• @BrianPCombs yeah, me either. It's dumb-ditty-dumb-ditty-dumb-dumb-dumb #espn #toomuch #toooften #notevengood in reply to BrianPCombs #
• Thanks, #atx Tweeps, 4 all the allergy tweets. I was sleeping too much, thought Iz coming dwn w/something. Nice 2 no it's just allergies. #
• This year is a Blue Moon Lunar Eclipse on New Year's Eve. How cool is THAT? #
• @AmberAusten Maybe allergies combined with the cooler weather? At least I stopped thinking I was coming down with another cold. in reply to AmberAusten #
• RT @jasoncrouch 2nd attempt: Can anyone recommend a decent fence company in the Austin, Texas area? #
• @jasoncrouch You're welcome. Did you see @emil285's version? LOL. in reply to jasoncrouch #
• @Pats4Me THANK you for such kind words. I hope (for all our sakes) you are right on target! Wishing you all the best in 2010. in reply to Pats4Me #
• OMG they are remaking Ice Castles and I didn't know???? #cantwait #
• @jenztweets We plan to go out, but haven't decided on which event, yet. I'd like to stay up here in NW Austin, if we can. in reply to jenztweets #
• @PGM35 heh, like the FAQ, I don't get it. in reply to PGM35 #
• @annamunoz I don't miss our former towns, but I do miss you. Come to Austin! in reply to annamunoz #
• headache. ibuprophen and caffeine on board. #
• Funeral home offers drunk drivers a free burial http://tinyurl.com/yknkkmx (via @DavidBTwit @ClaireHammond) oh my!!! via @paul_steele #
• RT @jenztweets 10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling: http://bit.ly/8MhwXT #
• @IsadoraVail so he can escape their craziness? in reply to IsadoraVail #
• @slavetofashion @LaniAR @jenztweets We are looking for NYE opportunities right now & can't find a good one for us. ;( #
• @daveiam We love love love The IT Crowd. in reply to daveiam #
• I can hear, but not see, fireworks somewhere near our neighborhood. One night early, kids. #
• @imrphoto @slavetofashion @LaniAR @jenztweets Last year, we ended up cuddled around a fire with a small group of new friends. Was GREAT. in reply to imrphoto #
• RT @Pats4Me To the year that was & the year that's yet 2b: Cheers! The secret o life rlly is ENJOYING th passage o time! Live, Love, Laugh! #
• @Pats4Me You're welcome. Was worth sharing, for sure! Happy New Year! in reply to Pats4Me #
• I have got to stop skipping breakfast. I wish I felt hungry before the headache. #
• #10yearsago was @emil285's and my first engaged Christmas and New Year's. #
• @maczter Keeping you and your family in my thoughts. (((hugs))) in reply to maczter #
• Just ran into a golfer that was headed to the course on this gorgeous day. Made me miss Daddy so much. #
• Ditto RT @LaniAR i'm not pleased with my NYE options, wth is going on up north? anything at the Domain tonight?? #
• Sweet! @annamunoz #10yearsago living in Seattle, spent New Year's in NM. A friend fr undergrad offered 2 take me out & now he's my husband #
• @K2daV maybe they in reply to K2daV #
• @K2daV maybe they'll come in handy for Halloween #
• @chrisandersonis I did that for both 2007 and 2008, but this year was MUCH better. Still, I'm excited for all that 2010 can bring! #
• @K2daV there is at 70s theme party at The Dig Pub. You could dress grunge 90s from a time machine? in reply to K2daV #
• Realtor friends, know any RE needs in SW Ft. Worth, Texas? @JordanSellsRE wants to work there. #
• RT @austindirtydog @Cheeser87 http://twitpic.com/w1rob New store @austindirtydog <<one of our awesome emp. took this #
• @austindirtydog always! Happy 2010! in reply to austindirtydog #
• dammit @twitter. Today is kinda slow without that much traffic. Why is the site do dang slow and timing out? #
• Our first New Year's Eve in our new city. Let's see if we chose wisely. #
• RT @maczter @kkoym its times like these that having a decent rail to go downtown would be very helpful… #
• Gorgeous Blue Moon this evening! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Celebrate safely. #
• @ileenieweenie is being awfully nerdy for a holiday eve! #
• @ileenieweenie LOL a real crapper of a day/year, huh? #
• We took a chance on New Year's events & ended up @ an all-inclusive fundraiser for an east Austin theater. So far @emil285 made a GREAT find #
• http://twitpic.com/w5bdl – Octoband playing for a fundraiser for Blue Theater in east Austin. #
• LOL RT @crredwards Dear 2009: You were good for coffee and anti-anxiety meds, but this relationship is over. #
• @ileenieweenie sure i do. We used it like fingernail polish in 7th grade! #
• Waiting for act ii of the evening. Will it be bellydancing or burlesque? #bluetheater #newyearseve #atx #
• Oh yea! It was "Pretty Dancing Ladies"! Wow! Happy New Year! #
• wow! what a great New Year's Eve party! (@ Blue Theatre) http://4sq.com/4OS0wv #
• RT @drfired As a fan of #TheU. I congratulate Bobby Bowden on his final game win! won't have 2 worry abt wide right or wide left anymore. #
• anyone know the date/time for Steve Jobs' big to-do this year? I'd love to get it on my calendar to watch…. #
• @socialsmack why not just use a popup blocker? #boycott in reply to socialsmack #
• @daveiam been meaning to get one of those for-ev-er. When? Where? #ASMC in reply to daveiam #
• @socialsmack hmmm. I use Firefox on a Mac and don't have problems with that site. ??? #evil in reply to socialsmack #
• @incslinger I agree with @austindirtydog and hope that is because you volunteer there a LOT! in reply to incslinger #
• @incslinger Keeping you and kitty in my thoughts. Hoping for a clean bill of health! in reply to incslinger #
• RT @google Last few hours to enjoy: Hit "I'm feeling lucky" on Google.com w/o typing in search box.Have fun! via @paul_steele #
• @incslinger Yay! That is GREAT news! in reply to incslinger #
• Do you think if we all Tweeted every time something Microsoft crashed that we'd break Twitter? #microsoftcrashes #
• I think I need to get back into #flylady and see if I can get/stay a little more organized around the house. #
• @austindirtydog Yeah, me, too…and I tried to make it too complicated. I'm looking for her on Twitter…. in reply to austindirtydog #
• @TheJenATX did you grow up Pentecostal? in reply to TheJenATX #
• @TheJenATX ..but the hair! so long…and in a braided updo….. in reply to TheJenATX #
• @austindirtydog found her: @flylady but can't get the email service to work. in reply to austindirtydog #
• @IleenieWeenie no intrusion. Yes, @FlyLady and #flylady on Twitter. I need to get our home in some kind of routine/order. in reply to IleenieWeenie #
• @austindirtydog did you get the email to "take"? I never got a confirmation to join. in reply to austindirtydog #
• @AhhPhotography Apocalypse? Or the opposite? in reply to AhhPhotography #
• @aggiediva you know who else is hot? that girl from that vampire movie! in reply to aggiediva #
• interesting tid-bit: I am much more productive, efficient, successful, & even accurate when I work on files from my @drobo #
• @AhhPhotography Happy New Year to you, too! 2010 is going to be an A-MA-ZING year! in reply to AhhPhotography #
• Elegance of typing: some of us still have grace @ a keyboard. (cont.) #
• Thank you Daddy for making sure I learned correct methods. 80wpm with 100% accuracy would do you proud. #
• @BigMikeInAustin My typing speed increased in grad school. I typed the chapters as I was reading them. Two birds, one stone. in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @BigMikeInAustin I'm closer to 88wpm if I don't have to be accurate. But I'd be more like 10wpm if the words were latin/medical! LOL! in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• hey @IleenieWeenie can you translate this into English for me? http://bit.ly/7XBWv #
• disrupt! you must! http://bit.ly/7xhX5L #
• @BigMikeInAustin haels yeah, as many as I can! I ( @asyouwish ) was the photographer for the September Social at Submerged. in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• sometimes, I'm perfect! yay! #
• @BigMikeInAustin Thanks! Were you at the Gingerman Tweetup? in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @BigMikeInAustin Ha! no. I'm not always perfect. But tonight, I poured a sprite into a glass of ice without overflowing it! in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @BigMikeInAustin GREAT for both your budget and the environment! I should/will do the same! in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @BigMikeInAustin I'll be happy to meet you when our lives sync up. I wish you a fabulous 2010! in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @BigMikeInAustin oooowwwaaa haaaaaa We're at Riata !!!! in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• dear @Yelp How can I see a review for a biz on my friend's profile, but the not see that same review on the biz's profile? WTF? #
• @BigMikeInAustin I'm on foursqure (and just accepted your friendship) I love their burgers! I deleted my @brightkite acct. in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @BigMikeInAustin I'd love that! What are your other fave places in our area/hood? in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @BigMikeInAustin I'm making a list of those right NOW! teee heee heee in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @BigMikeInAustin Oh, we get the Daily Grill HH menu at #theU #gocanes watch parties. It's amazing! in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @BigMikeInAustin only been here since May. Big fave is The Dig Pub in Cedar Park. I also <3 Riata B&G. Mighty Fine is good, too. in reply to BigMikeInAustin #
• @maczter I'm so sorry for your loss. Thinking of you. May she rest in peace. #
• I just became the mayor of Blue Theatre on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/4OS0wv #
• @NikkiStarr I finally got it to work. I never could get the confirmation email. Worked today, though. Thanks! in reply to NikkiStarr #
• Game announcers must be getting paid by TexasTech to say so many nice things. Are they trying to get into the Raiders' pants or what? #
• have y'all seen the "parking fail" on YouTube? LOL!!! #
• @BethylEthyl yeah, but it's re-effin'-dick-u-lous. JUST call the game, #espn. Leave the ingratiation at the door. in reply to BethylEthyl #
• #espn #dumbass quote about Texas Tech "You have to respect the way they are coached." WTF? #
• Fabulous End of Year Ritual by Lynn Scheurell http://bit.ly/4PhLFa #

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