Overheard at the Beach “He’s Kinda Gone Off Me Since…”
Overheard at the Beach
Rated NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
warning, the story following the more… link uses adult language….but it’s c1@^^& funny!
He’s Kinda Gone Off Me Since He Broke My Seal
Guy #1: What I can’t understand is, $5,000 an hour for a hooker? How good can pussy be?
Woman #1: And where did he get that kind of money on a public official’s salary?
Guy #2: He could have cruised tenth avenue and gotten the same poontang for twenty bucks.
Woman #2: I don’t have to worry about Frank going to hookers. He won’t even use a bottle of ketchup if it’s already been opened.
–Italian Restaurant, Long Beach, New York
Overheard by: Big Larry
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