Jailhouse Times - Lori Luza’s gettin’ Locked up!
Jailhouse Times
May 2008
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Lori Luza is going to jail “for good” on May 21st at the Outback Steakhouse
Suspects to be charged with having a BIG HEART!
(Bryan)—Area Business leaders will be arrested on Wednesday, May 21st to benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association. All supposed criminals will be taken to jail at the Outback Steakhouse. Those suspects who do not bring their requested bail amount of $1,632 (2 kids to camp), will have to call friends and family while in jail to raise the bail amount before their release. Click Here to help Lori get started! The best way to ensure their early release is to bring the entire bail amount, in cash, checks, and credit card donations, to the jail site with them. Then they will be free to socialize with other “released criminals” and enjoy the great refreshments donated by the Outback Steakhouse.
CC: The Eagle, KBTX
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